
While at a restaurant in Las Vegas, “actor” and national train-wreck Charlie Sheen accidentally posted his mobile phone number publicly on Twitter instead of sending it directly to… Justin Bieber?

My awesome rendering of what the tweet looked like.
The post was very swiftly taken down, but not before some of Sheen’s 5.5 million followers took to their telephones.
According to The New York Post, Charlie’s phone immediately went into meltdown. It was ringing wildly, and he got 1,800 text messages in minutes. Charlie saw the funny side and answered the phone a few times, saying things like ‘Ray’s Pizza’ and ‘Winning.’
But his phone just continued ringing and buzzing and eventually just completely melted down[.] Charlie was, like, ‘I guess I need a new phone.’
Practicing your pizza place prose might not be a bad idea, Charlie. What with your recent employment history, child support payments, and the price of cocaine being what it is, you might need to pick up a few hours at Ray’s in the near future.
And why were you hollerin’ at Justin Bieber?
Incorrect source or offensive?