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Texas Footwear Fail

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Hey FAILers! Let us know in the comments who you think deserves the Darwin Award from these 3 epic Safety Fails. Is it the driver that really didn’t want to pay for movers? Or the man just out for a “joy ride” with his mattress? Or is it the gas station attendant that is trying to multi-task by smoking and cleaning the gas pumps at the same time? Make your voice heard FAILers!

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Just finished eating a raw chicken bread, no sweat.  Looks like somebody owes me $20
You’re gonna die dude, salmonella for sure
I ate chicken, not salmon, dude.

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Cookie Sheet Fail

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My friend’s mom used a plastic cutting board instead of a cookie sheet on accident.