Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

When police finally found these terrorists, they confiscated hundreds of miniature sticks of dynamite.

-The Paper Boy

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found cat–black with white stripes

Hi, I found a cat today near the arboretum. She’s black with white stripes down her back. She seems a little standoffish. Does not get along well with children.

She doesn’t have a collar, but seems to be an indoor cat and went without hesitation for a can of cat food I opened for her.

I think she’s been away from home a while. She’s quite smelly. May need a bath.

Please e-mail me to claim. Small rehoming fee (to cover the cost of the litterbox and cat food).

EDITOR’S NOTE: 5:30pm
We consider the fake-y-ness of all submissions. Especially when it seems as suspect as this. But the winning reason (or failing reason) for posting is that the picture seems to show a skunk in someone’s home — we’ll let THAT sink in for a minute here.

If you’re bat-s**t crazy enough to kidnap a skunk into your home and post a picture on Craigslist to get a few lulz, we salute you. FAIL!