Welcome to a fresh week of limited edition t-shirts available from LOLMart Shirts.

Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

But why fire? Hercules used fire to cauterize the heads of the Hydra, stopping them from growing back, and ultimately defeating the wretched beast. In Norse mythology, the fire giant Surtr destroys all nine worlds with fire. That’s the entirety of creation, people. In the bible, God destroyed the city of Sodom, and Gomorrah, and probably other stuff too, with fire.

Acceptable things to kill with fire: Aliens, vampires, mummies, and, according to this shirt, adorable but oversized bunny rabbits!

Unacceptable things to kill with fire: I don’t understand your question.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).

Vending Fail

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This is the bathroom of a Library in the City of Mesa, Arizona. I asked where the vending machine was to get sugar for my blood-sugar level, and the employee said follow me. I followed her to the bathroom and was scared at first… I feared rape. Then I saw it… The vending machine was less than 2 feet away from the John… Awesome-sauce.

Tech Support Fail

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Candy Store Fail
Suck it and Sea

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Scenery Fail
Old Man Viewing

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Sailing Fail

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Every Friday we’ll be bringing you a classic FAIL Blog video. Enjoy the epicness!

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