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Like we showed last week, everything’s better when presented in Powerpoint. Last week it was how much that girlfriend sucked, but this week it’s why it’s time for the author and her audience to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
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I know I’m going to ruin a perfectly good picture of the world’s most glorious all-in-one breakfast device by putting words underneath it, but my enthusiasm can be stayed for no longer! This is the contraption that I require to make my breakfast-making dreams complete. It is what haunts my every waking hour as I pour a measly bowl of cereal on a frigid Monday morning. NAY – It is what I imagine coming down the mountain from the east after the first light on the fifth day to save me from morning fatigue. It is the breakfast creator that we both need AND deserve.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, please bury me with one of these so I can take it with me to the afterlife.
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Via: Laughing Squid
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If Google really worked like the Accio spell, people probably wouldn’t google half the things they google now. “Jacuzzi stacked with midgets wearing snorkels” would be a much less popular search term, for one thing.
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I know the designers intended to mean something completely different, but isn’t the “slide to unlock” function usually reserved for zippers on that part of the body? And what kind of sick bastard would put zippers on someone’s underwear?
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