Fail Submissions
Find the biggest shipment of FAIL and submit it to us.
- Images: click here to upload it using the Fail Uploader. (You can place a FAIL stamp on the image in the next step.)
- Video: click here to upload your YouTube, Vimeo, or Viddler video using the Fail Video Uploader.
What will help your chances of getting on the homepage?
- Make sure the fail is clearly visible
- Fail factor must be universal. If it’s funny to a small group of insiders, that just ain’t fail enough.
- Visit the Vote page everyday to look for your picture. When you see it, tell all your friends, family, co-workers and even complete strangers to visit the site and vote for it.
- Sorry, but we won’t be showing X-rated photos.
Why isn’t my FAIL on the homepage or Vote page?
- We often get multiple submissions for the same or similar FAIL picture.
- And there is a backlog. (Apparently, there is a lot of FAIL in the world!)
- So, if your submission doesn’t go up, it’s not personal.
Fail on!
Failblog.org
i hate the new layout. change it back!
I concur! Your new layout fails at making me happy.
(However, I will continue to come here, as Schadenfreude is my middle name)
Um, concur means to agree… FAIL
Ariel is CONCURring with the above post by Brendan that he hates the layout… so I think… True Patriot… You are the one that FAILED to realize such. So… FAIL.
BURNNNN!!
“Four, Five, I mean Fire”
“One, two, five! I mean three!”
Monty Python… WIN!!!
I think you mean IT Crowd win…
Monty Python did it first!
history fail
you all fail
Lol you guys are funny. I should just read the comments more.
FAIL for not being a fail and only reading comments.
All members who commented will be banned
Poep? you mean Pope? NAME FAIL!
Comment reading fail.
Masta Raptah Jeebiz…Freebiz queebiz fail I meant to say # 3 LAYOUT FAIL
No one acutally understands what theses lines are! They are like trying to makes you pissed off and not wanan scroll down.
Damn i am confsued now
owee
Mastah, you have FAILED to read the comments in the past!
that’s all i do… i mean for a living.
wow guys i know this is the failblog and all, but do you really need to put the word “fail” in every comment? im sure somones going to look at my comment and reply, “zomfg!! capitalizashun fail!! omg!! i just got a spelling fail! FAIL!!”
really its pathetic.
Fail at calling fail, fail.
EPIC COMMENT REPLY WIN!
poep is dutch for poop
honesty fail…
1337 sp34k f4i1
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
Dude. Why?
Think of the children, won’t someone PLEASE think of the children!
What site do you think this is? Who asked about fleching or snowballing. But now that you mention it…I do snicker when people refer to the “snowball effect” or say that the problem snowballed into something worse. Wow. I just realized how immature I am. *head hung low* (teehee, I said “hung”)
wikipwnag3 right there
Because you FIAL!!!
you kids need to chill out
Dude, Wrong forum. The forum for incestuous perverts
is down the street…
Because he can…
LOL
gray humor
Dude, I’m going to have to tell all my friends.
Thanks for that!
Im with flying – why?!?!?!
Because you need to learn what happend between me and your mom last night.
hahahahahahaha. great thread.
and funny face, that was really random… not gonna lie
its called snowblowing. oral sex FAIL
It must be experiance.
that definition will haunt my dreams forever.
Cuz he fails.
that was a weird night….
Because it brings the fail factor in my brain to orgasm through prostate stimulation
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! im sirry, talkin to a old man that is eating muffins
to funny face. Seriously TMI.
see more pwn and owned pictures
Who cares who FAILED, isn’t that what this is all about?
Funny Face go Felch someone with a Snowball on the side..
hee hee
lolololollolol
Flying T-Bow is meh hero.
I like Pie.
i win first! i like tacos! and i tripped over knee yesterday!
agree…..
Thats What She Said
Uh… Fail?
“Monty Python did it first”
Hold on…. are you failing someone for saying that Monty Python (running from 1969-1983) did something before the IT crowd (running 2006-present)?
If so…..FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL MOTHER-LOVING FAIL!
I highly agree!
“She turned me into a newt!”
twss
OMG MOSS FROM IT CROWD ugh i love him
lol IT crowd
number of: N’s fail
“CONCURring” using an unneeded r. TRIPLE FAIL.
I fail, you fail, we all fail down.
The first comment says he hates it, the second says he concurs, the layout makes him happy. Clearly he has misused concur. Burn Fail
Actually it means to disagree… FAIL
Um… no. To concur means to agree. Open a freakin’ dictionary. Intellect FAIL.
BURN! Win? I think…
To concur means to agree but for different reasons. Let’s say two people wanted to vote for McCain. One is doing so because they’re racist, and the other is doing so because they like balding men, but is not a racist. They CONCUR about their desire to vote for McCain.
PENIS
it means agree! Oxford dictionary win!
Wow. that’s just pathetic.
con-cur [kuhn-kur]
–verb (used without object), -curred, -cur⋅ring.
1. to accord in opinion; agree: Do you concur with his statement?
2. to cooperate; work together; combine; be associated: Members of both parties concurred.
3. to coincide; occur at the same time: His graduation concurred with his birthday.
4. Obsolete. to run or come together; converge.
Okay, so i think that person meant to say conquer?
am i right????
i think so, anyway………….misunderstood FAIL
And he agreed so therefore you fail at pointing out a fail
failing fail!
Man, I’m outa here..too much Failing goin on!!
So then i have a question — if ur failing at failing… does that make it a win? If so then WIN!
…Comment understanding fail.
he was agreeing to the other dude, FAIL
hes agreeing with the guy above him smart one….fail
that’s kinda what he said… FAIL
READ FAIL! MORON! lol
yea she was agreeing so FAIL to u
that is not a fail she is concuring to brendans comment, so you know what u FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was agreeing to the comment above him… Fail!
Schadenfreude is your middle name? Apellation Fail.
German-ism fail
RACIST!!!!!!!!!!
Racism fail.
‘it has the word german in it, it must be racist.’
clever response FAIL.
no.. its okay to dislike germans, youre a rasist if you dislike danes
I DON’T TRULY THINK THAT ONE LAST COMMENT WAS AS NESSICARY AS THIS ONE.
You mean APPELLATION? Spelling FAIL.
Having the audacity to dare to use such a big word in a forum full of possible, nay, likely ridicule such as this WIN.
Saying “nay” or any such homophone when one is not a horse or grass-like substance is fail.
Grass like substances do not speak. So fail to you, Nick B. And another because horses neigh, not nay.
i heard the word nay being used as another term for sex on mars
You’re a dumbass
GASP
i like cereal
so I FAILETH THEE
WITH THINE OWN RANDOMNESS:)
i like potatoes
Um, huh?
King James English FAIL.
In the present indicative:
I fail
thou failest
he/she/it faileth
we fail
ye fail
they fail
The “-eth” ending is used only for the third-person singular.
You’re all dumbasses. Amen.
Amen indeed. Oh and you all fail unless you don’t fail. In short, I hurt your brains…
FAIL!11!!!!!!1ONE!!!!2111!!!
i concur.
true true…
probably more like yea or nay in a vote…….
wtf? cuz I totally nayed my girlfriend on mars last night. You FAIL!
I don’t get it.
TMI KTHX
he said homophone you genius, a homophone is when there are two words with possibly different spellings and totally different meanings. FAIL for you and also a pre-emptive FAIL to anyone who tries to do anything with the “homo” part…
Dude, when do you live? The 15th century? Who says “nay” anymore?
And did you really promote yourself a WIN? That’s lame as hell.
That’s like giving yourself a nickname. Loser. FAIL!
and Flying T-Bow is your real name then and not a made up one? FAIL
I never said I gave myself the nickname “T-Bow”, it was given. Giving YOURSELF a nickname is pretty damn lame.
The naysayers say nay. Mostly.
He has a point!
Actually, someone else promoted him to win.
So I brave thread necromancy fail to bring you:
User identification FAIL.
ur a fail u fail..like nay to nay nay
True that.
YOU mean APPALACHIAN. One is a mountain range in the Eastern United States, the other, APPELLATION, is used to describe where the grapes for a wine are grown. Correction FAIL!
schadenfreude means to enjoy watching the pain of others, To make it your middle name means to say you personalize it.
they should screenshot this page and put fail all over it in big black letters. you should change it back. VIVE L’RESISTANCE!!!!! =P
Since when do you say “L’RESISTANCE”. Try and say it out loud. It’s difficult spelling the “L’R” part.
YES WIN
On devrait plutôt dire : Vive la résistance
Failure.
Multi-linguall FAIL.
La Resistance, is correct.
You drop the ‘e’ from le or la and compound the words only when the first letter of the next word is also a vowel, such as l’abre (the tree).
Deutsch … sieg
page flipping (next, last) Fail!
‘tsall good.
do people even say tsall?
appearently ….
o’course partner
ey do it in texas
yeeeeeeeeehaaw
No idea what the previous layout was, but this layout sucks. Though your stuff is funny, this site is a bitch to navigate.
I concur.
haha
Tacos.
Win.
Epic Win
Name fail. Toco lover.. Pfft.
Sheesh. I concur.
ur a epic fail
‘toco’? Spelling fail
Double tacos.
I LOVE TACOS! WHO HAS A TACO!
Fart Contest Win
extremee epic win,
a frakking with if i say so myself
Yeah, they’re alright.
I agree
you all fail
to many comments on 1 single post is just a FAIL in itself
Well…We have a lot of people that visit this website,
and there are many Failers that like this new lay out,
so…..yeah…..
3PIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! My name is Brendan to! Wanna be friends? Oh yeah, the layout is fine. Simmer down now!
you has furst! and yes, the old layout wus much mor betterer.
furst, wus, mor = spelling fail. much mor betterer = phrase-making fail.
new layout = WIN.
Not understand lolcats speak FAIL
I agree!
Stop putting that annoying intro and the countdowns on the videos! You are ruining them and annoying me! Power to the people!
why man its cool
I hate your penis
what new layout
this sucks
you suck
yur mom sucks (sorry, had to be said)
that it did:D
I hate you
lol
omfg
failure at maturity
We are makin a pyramid.
maturity is a fail at fun
‘cept concerning sex
Pyramid of doom?
Am I on top of the pyramid of fail?
failure to allow taller pyramid
more like a pointy vagina than a pyramid
long cat is looooooooooooooooooooong
…pointy vagina….with long cat…
….still dwelling on the missing apostrophie…..
Apostrophe! Spelling FAIL.
You! Having a life FAIL.
FAILing life iz phun.ha ha I phailed mysef!LOL
Not having a sense of humour, fail?
Grammar win?
(Spellchecker fail^^)
imatureity, i has seen nuff (btw i made a spellin fail in dis comment.)
Ize makin pointy vagina longer…
I fail for having a comment here.
No life WIN
You did that on purpose.
Lots & lots of “spellin” fails.
TBKayla will have her IP address tracked for use of improper grammar and broken engrish.
Ban
I fail to see what the fail was originaly failing, cause I think that fail was not such a fail, but I fail at trying to remember what the fail was. Wait I just think I fail cause I said the same fail in the same failing sentence.
I think, therefore I fail… I think.
I really hope that is “gosh”.
Not “god”.
i love you
take your love and shove it off to sea on the fail boat!
Take your penis and shove it in a vagina
Capital! I’ll be back!
love FAIL
insult fail
Ya’lls are bigtime FAILS
“Ya’lls are”? That’s a SOUTHERN FAIL. I lived down South long enough to know – “Y’all” is singular, “All Y’all” is plural and “All Y’all’s” is plural possessive!
arguing grammar on a site connected to “i can has
cheezburger” FAIL!
Dude, this is still NOT ICHC. YOU FAIL!
Yes but he said ‘connected to’ which this site is. Burn fail.
Very true. Argument FAIL to WT.
He said connected to, READING FAIL.
Proper capitalization fail.
good point
You all KNOW it’s YOUSE.
from NJ.
Where we make offers youse just can’t refuse.
MMMMMM BEEEEEEER!!!!! Thanks for the Offer!
You’uns
Pittsburgh grammar FAIL
Yinz
You must be in extreme eastern Ohio or Western Pennsylvania. There are exactly 20,000 people who actually use the word “You’uns” and 15,000 of them are related.
relation WIN
ohhh ouch
creative insult win
Plural: youse guys.
Is Wisconsin the only state without any kind of… strange way to say
things? It’s not like we go around calling people “Y’all” or “Youse”. But
I suppose that saying things like “Y’all” and “Youse” is a small price to pay,
concidering that my being from Wisconsin forces me to say my “a’s”
like a Canadian on crack. Have you guys ever been up here? We can’t
say the letter “A”. Region Fail.
No, I read Lewis Grizzard. Y’all is the contraction of “you all” therefore it is plural. Does this fail to wordwrap?
AMERICANS are bigtime FAILS.
comback = WIN.
Your spelling sucks. (sorry, had to be said)
Correction fail. (Sorry, IT had to be said)
You corrected the grammar of a sentence criticizing spelling, therefore you are the proud owner of the correction fail.
Have a nice day.
well actually… the grammar needn’t have been corrected, although it does seem fitting to have the word it in there…
bwahahahaha
Sorry, did you say I T? or it?
YOUR MOM SUCKS PENIS
Time wasting WIN for all of the above!
Ditto!
You were above. Fail.
Gaudi?
Wha?
You have obviously not heard of the Gaudi Sagrada Familla in Barcelona, a building which is being built like the Tower of Babel. It’s still not finished, hence the uselessness.
except me
You suck aswell.
other people suck
My vacuum cleaner sucks.
argument ender WIN!
The earth sucks, If it didnt we would fall of
Your sentence structure sucks.
black holes suck like a mother
Especially yours.
I don’t have a Black Hole???
No, but you have a mother!
reply WIN.
epic win
That just made my day, thank you.
oh my
so does your mom.
go teach a english class of three-year olds
“a english class” Really?
Fail at knowing its gravity that keeps us on the earth.
The earth doesn’t suck.
But the earth (size of it) makes the gravity, then the size of the earth is sucks and so on.
The earth totally sucks!
when can we get off this bitch planet?!?!?
C.S. Lewis Fail
sentence structure fail
…we would fall OFF. Spelling FAIL.
No we wouldn’t. The earth isn’t flat and there really isn’t any way to fall in outer space. Astro-WHATEVER fail.
I guess that’s true. We wouldn’t really FALL off, we’d FAIL off.
Hahaha
i love stupid people
they make me feel smart
Yes. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
4th grade science fail
Fall of? Somebody get a proof-reader for these bloody comments
Physics FAIL
Your mom sucks
YEA>>pun luvin’
You mean AS WELL!!!!1!!! There’s a SPASE!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
You fail at spelling the word ’space’
And its ‘Theres’ not ‘There’s’
I think..
FAIL… Theres’? try to make sense of that.
there (a location)
theres (the plural of that location?)
so theres’ (the plural possessive of a location)
mmm…
Actually, I was separating the word from the rest of the sentence.
So, looks like you failed.
Unless you want me to say it as,
And its “Theres” not “There’s”
no, idiots, it’s THERE’S. What is trying to be said is “there is a space.” The apostrophe is basically replacing the “i” in “is.” Theres is not a word. The correct form is there’s.
Don’t correct others’ grammar when you clearly don’t have any f*cking clue what you’re talking about.
Agreed.
Yesssss! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!1!!!
Grammar queen – YOU WIN!!!!
It’s “There’s a space” since “there’s” is the contraction for “there is”.
So “there is a space” is correct. …FAIL to Rina.
No…”theres’ ” is totally wrong….it is “there’s” you FAIL at English.
There’s no there there. — Gertrude Stein
It’s ‘it’s’, not ‘its’. The former is ‘it is’ contracted, and the latter is possessive.
And it IS ‘there’s’, because it’s a contraction of ‘there is’! Fail.
Theres isn’t a word and neither is theres’.
There’s is a contraction of “there” and “is,” which IS a word.
Wrong! It should be “there’s” which means “there is”.
Shouldn’t it be “There’s” as in trying to say “There is?”
contraction of “it is” is IT’S
contraction of “there is” is THERE’S
You have multiple grammar violations. EPIC FAIL.
redundancy fail. or win. cool fail (debating grammar on a website).
You people are arguing with each other and saying the same thing! Agreement/disagreement FAIL!
Here are the “there’s” differences:
There’s- “there is”
Theirs- possessive without mentioning an object
… this is making my brain hurt.
Failing to check previous replies to the message you’re replying to FAIL.
I did check previous replies myself, so don’t get a fail. I’m simplifying a previous comment, ’cause you’re all obviously not gonna understand what Drewcifer meant by ‘redundancy’.
I know it’s been a couple of months, but this hasn’t been corrected so I feel obligated to do it. “There’s” is simply a shortened form of “There is” which makes complete sense in that sentence. “There is a space”. Banal was correct, YOU failed.
There’s.
There is a space.
Yeah, sorry, but “theres” is still a fail. It should be the original: “there’s.” That’s the contraction of “there is.”
you fail. There’s (there is) is quite correct in spelling and usage. over.
This comment board makes me laugh
WIN
REDUNDANCY WIN
IT HAD TO BE SAID
And it’s ‘it’s’, not ‘its’…
Do I get a fail for late reply?
lol spellchecker fail SPACE not SPASE
AS WELL. There’s a SPASE, people!!1!!
oops. sry for the double post.
*Readies grammar cannon*
Ah… to hell with it.
*Walks away.*
READS! X”readies”X
No, I meant readies.
As in, “to make ready for operation”.
*slaps spellchecker*
Just goes to show you that your about as well off following a spellchecker as you are a four-year-old.
Has to be done…..
“you’re”
oops. sry……………….
Is it really necessary to note your actions in asterisks?
Yeah, I didn’t think so.
SPACE.
Time to find a new job, spellchecker
You don’t suck,
You FAIL.
GTFO KAY?
Sent 4 pictures..
Btw: You all suck
I’m sending great pictures and you don’t upload them… mybe it’s because i’m not using the lol builder to put the FAIL sign?
so i’m am a failing uploader…
…and a failing typist.
Looks like I’m in the right place for other people with an obsession with failing! Hello my fellow failure’s!
grammatically correct failure, apostrophe failure, failing failure!
No capitalization FAIL.
1. Maybe needs an A!
2. I’m needs to be capitalized.
3. I’m am??????????? I’m is the conjunction of I am.
4. So needs to be capitalized in the last sentence.
I’m is a contraction, NOT a conjunction. Schoolhouse Rock FAIL.
WIN!!
I hate the new layout. It is a fail in my book. . .
I must agree. Your pages download much slower than they used to. Failblog fails to keeps up with ICHC’s speed of download.
“fails to keeps up”? Seriously?
ICHC’s speed of download = fail
i want to learn how to fail
Fry chickin naked and you will fail, grasshopper
or fry a grasshopper in a pink thong.
FAIL!
how do you get the grasshopper into that little thong?
Easy! You put them in when they’re still babies. When they have
become fullgrown grasshoppers, the thongs will fit nicely.
aw. cute i’m gonna do that
WIN!
That is a brilliant way to fail.
Also, try stepping on an upturned UK plug fitting with your bare foot.
Thats not a fail.
It just hurts.
New layout sucks.
Your purple icon sucks.
YOUR PENIS SUCKS
Go I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER@~!
i hate the new layout..the old was better…
Like the new layout
fail at not succumbing to peer pressure
I don’t like the new layout nearly as much as the old.
I think it’s the row of six digg, etc buttons below every fail – those take up as much space as the fails themselves. I would much prefer if they were moved to the side. (Personally, I don’t see the point in their existence, but if they had to be there….)
I thought the fail pic of the guy peeing was really offensive. I was hoping this would be a website where there would be no nudity. I wish you wouldn’t put stuff like that on there.
You thought wrong JazzyG.
GET OVER IT – EVERYBODY HAS A NAKED BODY
*the above post was made by the hobo in that picture* FAIL
most people don’t actually have naked bodies when they are out in the street in fact i might even go so far as to say most people wear clothing most of the time
Ok, first of all, this is a site about FAILURE. FAILURE ranges from offensive to non offensive. If you want cheezburgers or hotdogs, go there, I still do. But, I mean, a man peeing…ok, people do it. Don’t want your kids to see it? Block it. You don’t want to see it? Block it! You guys are making it out to be the owner of the site’s fault that YOU were offended by funny material that clearly falls under the topic of FAILURE.
“most people don’t actually have naked bodies when they are out in the street in fact i might even go so far as to say most people wear clothing most of the time”
This argument = total fail. I have a naked body, but it is hidden under clothes. It’s a BODY. By saying you go out to the street and you don’t see naked bodies, in an essence you are corrent, but at the same time you do. You are seeing “naked bodies” wearing clothing. Plus, this is the part I absolutely love, the thing that didn’t offend you wasn’t the nudity aspect, but rather the urination on someone aspect. So, is it ok for you to pee on a homeless man, as long as nothing shows?
Epic fail.
Too long of a comment fail!
Yorath: Attention span fail.
DAMN! Long and yet WIN.
I must agree. That long winded reply strained my ADHD medication to its’ limits…OH…cookies!
ITS!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!! Its’ is the POSESSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!
Again – spellchecker has an employment fail.
It’s is correct. Its is WRONG and Its’ is way way WRONG (and shouldn’t exist), as “it’s” is the contraction of IT and IS. Webster never recognized the existence of “its”, and being non-existent, “its” can’t own anything to be possessive of!!
Ignore that. I’m going to get coffee now.
Awakeness fail
Awakeness fail indeed. “to it is limits”? Lol
That’s what she said.
I am naked under my clothes
Dude.. bodies aren’t naked if they’re covered by something.
Reasoning FAIL
virginity fail!! haha
Prudish fail
Are you serious!? You can’t be serious. You’re an idiot. If you’re not prepared to see a little nudity, what the hell are you doing on the internet? Go fail yourself.
Hence the “g-rated pics and movies only button” great use of the eye fail!
Failure to grow up and realize men have penises.
do you have to use lol builder for your photos to be used
Nope.
In Soviet Russia, cheezburgers are not always right.
In Soviet Russia, cheezburgers can has YOU!
In Soviet Russia, FAIL submits YOU!
Wait wait wait… you are saying that isn’t the norm now?
I always thought the Fail submitted You?
That’s the funniest sh!t I have *EVER* read. (yup, I don’t read a lot!)
WIN
You would have known the answer to that question had you read the directions. FAIL
So, why do some go to “vote” and some go to the blog? Does everything in the blog start at vote? If I submitted fails to the gmail account, where should I look for them?
They all go to Vote, then if there are sufficient votes, they go to the homepage.
july 4th!
thats sucks lol i laugh at other misfuturn
Misfortune. Spelling fail.
Misfortune…..spelling FAIL!
Copycat FAIL.
EVERYONE: FAIL!
FAIL, FAIL! MUAHAHAAHAHHAHA
I can has teh Fail?
You Fail at announcing Failure.
i sent in a fail pic like 2 days ago that met all the requirements yet it hasn’t appeared in the vote area yet how long does it take?
Nothing new has appeared on the vote page for at least a few days on here, Pundit Kitchen, and Graph Jam.
Massive Fail.
I’m currently posting things that were sent in on the 8th or so… There’s a bit of backlog.
Builder thinger iz broakz.
Failbuilder fail!
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You fail.
FAILURE FAIL!
I love how ham was included at the end AND NO I DON’T FAIL FOR READING THAT
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Cake>Pie! (Roster Teeth)
cake IS better than pie!
the cake is a lie
Finally! Someone agrees with me!
the cake is a spy.
*pyrochecks the cake*
. . . Nope. It’s just a lie.
Pie is better than cake.
Cake makes you fat.
Pie is just good <3
Is cheesecake pie or cake?
Who ever heard of eating Hair Cake?!!!
I like pie.
hahaha portal.
Portal Reference WIN
The cake is a pie.
It’s just got frosting on it to mess with you.
Thats what she said!!!
the cake is a lie!
don’t you mean ‘rooster teeth’?
i lik lolkittehz nd faiyl an’ teh lolgoggies ‘n’ lolnewz ‘n’ graphjamm ‘n’ awll teh cheezbuhgha siytz
You English? In America, we put swear words in our unintelligible drivel.
win
Another fail for not understanding lolcats speak
Hey there guys, i thought i’d be interesting if you post this asshole eating a mic on a fancy german gig. http://youtube.com/watch?v=XeU9204GCaE
take care!
What’s the best way to submit 5 to 10 at a time? I have a whole backlog of submissions I’d like to send.
Also, is there a way to view the ‘vote’ pictures in order of highest vote to lowest? I’ll add my opinion to the ones which most need it… first.
-FRuG
Can I send more than one fail at a time?
Yes!
Cheezburger speaks
I can’t seem to find a way to ‘login’ so the site remembers my name/email/URI etc… ? Is tehre a way ?
The only login required on FAIL Blog is the WordPress comment login… we don’t have FAIL Blog integrated with ICHC yet.
When will it be integrated so that my FAIL Blog submissions can be associated with my ICHC account?
How do i put a funny pic on failblog??
Dood no fair I submitted a Meter Fail Weeks before this guy why does he get to have his on the vote page and not me!!!!!?????
My pic
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/9/128601139549710153.jpg
Taken 7/2/08 – submitted a week later
FailBlog’s pic
http://failblog.org/vote/page/3/
Submitted 7/18
FailBlog Justice Fail.
i love fail
You meant to capitalize your ‘I’ in “i love fail”.
Wow, a spellchecker and a mind reader
Fail at -spellchecking-
You’re*
“Your” is correct. “You’re” is “you are”. Another fail for Rina.
Did you ever go to school? You just said he should say “capitalize you are ‘I’ “….”you’re” is a contraction of “you” and “are”, “your” is possesive. Grammar fail…
‘You’re’ = contraction of ‘you are’
‘Your’ = possessive
YOU fail.
Failed.
You’re = you are
“You meant to capitalize you are ‘I’ in ‘i love fail’?”
“You’re” is the contraction of “You” and “are”. “Your” is the possessive of “You”. Fail Spell Checker was referring to the “I” that is ‘possessed’ by chris.
If Fail Spell Checker had said “You meant to capitalize you’re ‘I’ in ‘i love fail’.”, he would have been saying “You meant to capitalize you are ‘I’ in ‘i love fail’.” This is obviously incorrect.
Correction FAIL
Fail at pointing out fails…
“You’re” would be you + are.
They meant to say “You meant to capitalize YOU ARE ‘I’ in “i love fail.” in their post?
I highly doubt that.
you all argue over someone saying he or she loves fail…. thus you fail….
Fail. Your is right.
Fail at spellchecking spellcheckers.
It is, in fact, “your”.
Fail for Rina, it is “your”, since it is implying possessive.
Your vs You’re:
“You’re failing at your spell checking.”
Fail at spellchecking a spellchecker! Think about it, does it make sense to say, “You meant to capitalize you are “I” in “i love fail”"? And again I say, “Fail!”
I’ve got a fail pic in Windows Picture and Fax Viewer. How do I get it to the lol builder to caption it?
you fail at lol builder… and windows…
Txt fail:
Girl- hey get on the comp I know u can
Guy- i’m in the car
All this arguing is making me hungry – please send doughnuts but please OH PLEASE keep the failblog coming and please please pleez keep up the fine cheezburgers!
Fail Builder still fails by the way – page is broken apparently.
http://view.break.com/547643
poopy!
Witty.
http://fcweb.sd36.bc.ca/schoolwebsites/FOV1-0008DF7D/039DF4F1-009867AD.12/School%20Street%20Painting.jpg
Why are most of the pics labelled “blabla fail” ?
Don’t you think we can see what is failing in the pic ??
This doesn’t seem like a worthwhile complaint. If they typed descriptions, it would take longer for new fails on the site, which would only make people like you complain more.
I don´t think that “me” was asking for descriptions Jack but thanks all the same for your life changing comment. I have to say I agree with “me” on this one. Surely if you don’t get the joke without the words “——– fail” written on it your level of humor is not really adequate for this site…..
Sometimes I can’t see what the fail is.
And I’m sure its the same for other people too.
WIN at FAILing.
Hey wow, pasty zit-riddled teenagers getting their rocks off insisting on grammatical superiority over people they don’t know, calling Fail either when someone omits a word from a sentence to fit casual day-to-day dialect or misspells something by one letter.
Mass Sweeping Life Fail!
If you haven’t noticed, that’s what this whole thing is about: strangers failing other strangers. Without it, this site would be pretty boring. You FAIL.
Good work E A!
You FAIL, too.
Submission Fail
You’re all a “zu-viele-posts”-Fail!
Please stop fludding failblog with such senceles coments…
Werdet Mitglied!
Eure,
Akatsuki
You fail at announcing failure.
But on the bright side, you win at stating the obvious!
Then again, you fail at stopping failure, thus continuing an never ending continuum of fail. Welcome to the fail boat, Faily McFailureson!
Saying that aloud made my day UtMan. Thanks!
Fail at the spellings of ‘flooding’, ’senseless’ and ‘comments’
Fail at noticing he was making a point!!
Fail at realizing the guy was joking
No.
Where do you find the cut-out pattern URIs everyone’s using? I can’t find them.
Fail.
I think new layout is win.
I think you are made of Fail Electrice.
Not being able to comment on someone elses posts is clearly fail.
I submitted a Fail pic – but it failed to be published, does that make good at fail?
Failure win. I fail at falling safely. i broke my wrist.
Valid argument.
I guess maybe taking this job WASN’T such a good idea!
lolcats and failblog in the San Jose Mercury News:
lolcats in the news
Secure connection FAIL.
how long does it take for submissions to be published in the vote section? do you send out a confirmation when you receive a fail submission?
ok i’m about to die because i love this site so much
Failblog fails at uploading new images …. like 1-2 per day? lawl
Foot-stuck-in-rectal-cavity fail
Fail at taking foot out, fall over GET!
i submited a picture like 2 weeks ago and i dont see it? fail
You all fail at life.
I fail you for failing me at failing them at life. Fail-Fail.
The new paging (for fails with large number of postings) fails on finding new posts in the “Recent Comments” list.
Also, some of the comments submitted fail at showing up on the page, although there are links to them in the “Recent Posts” box.
Anyone have a picture of the back of a Haribo Gummy Bears package before they changed it? It used to have a bear bent over in front of another bear in a suggestive position, with a dialogue box making the bear say “Fresh ‘N’ Fruity ‘N’ Chewy”. That was a big FAIL. They changed it a few years ago to just show one bear on the back and say “Original”.
wow.
all you guys do on here is argue XD
quite funny actually….
ALL HAIL THE FAIL!
ALL HAIL THE FAIL!
RetarDEX toothpaste.. hmm
So… If someone fails at failing, does that mean they win?
: ]
No, that’s just one massive fail. Not failing is winning, but failing at failing is just
pathetic.
No! They still failed. I had this discussion with my friend about it. YOU STILL FAIL!!!!!!!!
Line 18, 22, 30, 471, 7735, 7791, 7801,7807, 7936, 7946, 7954, 7961, 7967, 7971 Object Expected JavaScript fail.
Show picture EPIC FAIL
All I see is the red X of doom.
And you ALL suck.
stop with the freakin’ sucking, lol
I love all you failures! I feel connected with you all! And I’m sure that I fail at something, but it isn’t grammer.
You don’t start a sentence with “and”! Spellcheck ‘grammer’ with ‘grammar’! Fail, haha!
Tony Millionaire says, “Apostrophes suck!”
Eat it failures.
lol, this’ some funny shit
I just read all of the comments… FAIL!
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot, you know.
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
GRAMMER FAIL!!!
98% of my crotch was in your mom’s mouth last night
yes and 100% of all idiots WERE born yesterday!!! LOL
I know a guy who was born naked.
Jump I say. Jump
Robble Robble
Were you trying to referance south park by saying “rabble rabble”?… fail.
Parental fail
excuse me… i can’t find my head!
try looking up your…
nevermind
*sigh* half you people fail at insulting someone’s post it really is pathetic grow some balls and stop failing to some of you that have posted wouldn’t be surprised if someone screen shots some of the stuff on first page and it ends up on fail blog.
and no i cbf to do proper sentences so ye i don’t fail i choose to cheat…. so gtfo my case.
Decency fail?
Your comment freaking wins.
win?
you win at failing there fails
CASE FAIL!!!! WOOHOO
Run on sentence fail!
Win!
YOU are a fail for having no life and posting comments on other people who fail……..therefore i fail for calling someone out who fails for calling others fails so everytime everyone fails for failing the fail count doubles……which means that i fail……………..we all fail……..and have no lives…….but we are proud failerz!!!!
^^fail^^
Amen.
I might just screen shot some of this page in the hope that it gets on fail blog :p
cool
Haha you actually read the comments…FAIL!!! oh wait so did I… I FAILED myself! Haha!
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Haha you got Rick Rolled!!!
wtf= what the fail?!?!?!?!
hi
and what new layout
OMGLOLWTFROTFLMAO
indeed
Used priced is higher than the new price.
how do u post pictures??
lmao fail.
Guy on Scooter Crashes into Car.
wheelchair concept fail
fail
OMG. u people need to get a life and stop failing everything that seems like a fail to you or is a fail or just isn’t but you make it look like a fail because you have nothing better to do than fail everything you failures. *LOVE THE SITE*
fail on
BUT..
you just commented on how everyone fails and said everyone doing that fails at life..
so guess who fails now
dumb ass.
I can see your point, but it’s still a grammar fail.
It says G-Rated photos and videos but I’ve seen some obscene stuff on here. FAIL.
PS: Keep it up!
IS ANYTHING NOT A FAIL WITH YOU PEOPLE?
not really.
especially not your mom
you people includes yourself, because of your pointed out “grammar fail”
is anything not a fail with YOU?
Yeah, lots of things. There are lots of wins. Don’t be a jerk, I was just joking. But, you responded to my comment, and you probably expect me to “feel burned” or whatever it is that you kids are calling it.
“burned” in a sense if you must call it that, more so the feeling of a failed life.
and if you did not feel “burned” you would have no need to reply to my comment.
with a failed comeback.
and to your little part about kids; with apologies, i happen to be 23, and im not
being a jerk, im just crushing your “win” that you did not deserve.
I think you’re just a sore failer. Everyone fails. I do, you do, the guy below me does. I bet even the Pope fails. Just get used to it.
I saw all the pics i spent 1 whole hour
You Fail At Failing All Of You
You fail more than my windows 95.
This iste is the most unwanted by they who are believers-loaded with You Tube -Google movies as presentations on 911-Nibiru-Apophis-The amerikan beast-GW -this is not an Abrahamic religious site- I cant say what God is but I do know what God is not.
within the dark lies a deep mist, stranger than beyond the light, outside the light rises the
infinite warmth of a smoke thicker than a door that leads to the realm
beneath the dark itself.
see i can make pointless confusing posts if i try to.
They don’t write YES lyrics the way they used to…
Yes Lyrics Fail
what really bothers me is that the whole ‘fail’ concept ITSELF is a fail. it should be ‘failure’. ALL the pictures should be labeled ‘FAILURE’ not ‘fail’!!! gaaaaaaaaaah >runs screaming out of room<
i hope this works and if it does, it wont have fail on it, but u know wat i mean. seiously. these people are really dumb.
n1g8U@failblog.org
jhQUgqo@failblog.org
1lOYSV8r@failblog.org
I have no pen0r
Readable blog FAIL!
The word fail is funny.
This fail is about the declining morality of our society
Anyone that commented above this or comments below this….Suck It!!!!
Ridiculous amount of comments FAIL
where are all my fail pictures?
i like cheeze!
Lactose intollerance FAIL!
ONLINE SCHOOL FAIL
My online classmates and i were in a math room with the teacher when one of my fellow students said she had to go.. but she misspelled something right infront of the teacher LOL look closely
Last!!!!
Wow,this is a lot of comments. Am I the only one not correcting someone? I seem to not be corrected at this point.
you are incorrect
So’s your face.
WHO WANTS TO CORECT MEH IN THIS SENTENCES? Her we go: “hai hoow r yu? im fin anoff 2 b hppi.@lest i tihnk.im bord 2.i licke watr 2 mucha1 wen r u cming hom 4 dnnr/
im 2 hngri.i nd fd1!1!! i licke cts.deo u licke cts?” Ok EVERYBODY TRY TO REWRITE ALL OF THIS IN THE RIGHT ORDR? OK.
gross…. you lick cats?
hail who are you? I’m Fin Anoff. To be happy, at least think I’m bored too. I lick water to much. When are you coming homo for dinner?
I’m off to Hungary in the FD (Flight Departures). I like CTS (Carpal Tunnel Syndrome), do you lick cats?
half the fails on this site should come from the comments people leave
Do I fail for reading the whole thing?
My brother and I were watching a video on everyone’s favorite video site and noticed the description of a rather humorous video…
these comments are funny as hell
LOL! this place fails ass!
I see ninja potatoes
God fail
That made me laugh.
Your picture made me smile
Obama… PRESIDENT FAIL
^How to tell if a Failblogger is a Republican or not.
Fair chance fail
Souljaboy Crew Brains Fails
This coMment fails at capitallization, spelling’s, apostrofee yousage, And Provoking Spelling nuTs to Say “fail!!!!1!!1!one!!1″
This coMment fails at capitallization, spelling’s, apostrofee yousage, And Provoking Spelling nuTs to Say “fail!!!!1!!1!one!!1″
It also double post FAILs, in case anyone cares.
I would rather be dragging my balls across a cheese grater movin’ at 30 mph than sitting here in this online class. Just thought ya’ might wanna know that.
ayb, man..
(boy, this looks out of place)
LOL!
you people amuse me
i have a fail story:
i saw my friend bending over and thought it was a great opportunity to kick her in the ass. i ran up to her and attempted to kick her. instead i missed and i flew and fell on my ass. i was laughing so hard
EPIC FAIL!!
i just remembered another FAIL story
i was on my friends back and she was walking around and then she decided to run down the hill so she fell over and i fell on top of her. of course the bottom of the hill was grass but we just happened to land on the one part that was dirt and rocks
EPIC FAIL!
Did you then roll around together loosing bits of clothing until you “accidentally” touched lips? It sounds like you want to be more than friends with your female “friends”
opps. ‘Losing’. FAIL
It’s “Oops”. Spelling fail.
indeed
Territorial Marking Win!
I found this on the side of my Facebook. 8D
I shall warp now.
You may need a worm hole?
I love this site its like the auesomest site ever;^)
Fail on two levels. It’s “most awesome”, and it’s “it’s” for the contraction of “it is”. “Its” shows possession, not “it is”.
Everyone who commented this saying ‘FAIL’ or other stuff… wtf that’s http://www.failblog.org’s thing. People, today are caught up in this race over who is the most popular person at commenting on a website. So you all ‘Fail.’
FAIL
I read all this
FAIL
hahahhahaahha
wow… so much fail, it must be win.
*le sigh*
Most of you guys fail at failing, the rest of you are Grammar Nazis.
no offense but you all sound like big geeks
How dare you! I’m only 5ft 7.
I take offense to that, good sir.
definitely better than working though.
Epic Taco Win!
FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILfAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL
fail
watch this
get a life you all suck knob you knob jockey cheese munchers you probably are all nube go home and practice ur pc language in chase u r wndrin i am the !!!!!uber haxer!!!!
Ritalin fail
UBER FAIL
Is the alphabet in that order because of that song?
America + Spelling + Grammar + Diction = EPIC FAIL & Ebonics
It’s hard to sound smart when your screen name is “booblington the 3rd”.
And when you don’t sound smart at all.
FAIL.
why does everyone fail at everything!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
FAIL
Because species by their very nature have to fail in order to evolve. Without weaker organisms failing to survive natural selection wouldn’t occur and we and every other living thing, past, present and future simply wouldn’t be here.
Also, you need failures in life to push yourself further to succeed. If we succeeded in everything we did what would be the incentive to develop new drugs, technology to run faster or to push ourselves harder. “Life isn’t as sweet without the sour”.
So put quite simply humans need to fail to exist.
It also gives us web sites to LOL at.
Random, you spelt “yes” wrong.
lol fail!
FIRST!
i seriously think that you people need to stop & reread the crap you put up. ever heard of spell check retards?!
i’m not making fun of actually retarded people, just you
Chill out crapcakes and have a day off before you take a rifle up the bell tower and start taking pot shots. P.S. No. I’ve never heard of “spell check retards”. Is that a new Microsoft tool for Rain man? Or a disturbed person who leans over your shoulder to check your work? If so where can I hire one?
Firefox has spell check automatically, as a matter of fact.
meh?
I hate the new layout its a…FAIL…change it back please
DarwinisGod – deliberate misunderstanding win.
Seriously though, the number of grammar debates in this post are only slightly less amazing than the stupidity contained therein. Don’t people know how to use apostrophes anymore?
People dont fail they just give up trying
EPIC FAIL
Comments rule
whoa thats alot of comments
Thanks for the win Adam.
I will never waste my time commenting on crap grammar. With all the monumental fails in this world such as religion, poverty, war, corruption, famine, greed, Jonas Brothers I believe there are more important issues than a missing full stop. But maybe that’s too heavy for Fail Blog.
Just a thought.
Fail on.
Buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Yes, that is a complete sentence.
That sentence contains a whole lot of Bull Sh*t.
A bull is not the same as a buffalo..
so it would be buffalo sh*t instead of bull sh*t..
FAIL
Yeah good one, aren’t you a clever chap. It was a pun meant for humour not accuracy. But thanks for clarifying; I think I’ll sleep better now you have shared your worryingly intimate knowledge of bovine.
Mission accomplished! Always wanted to make you sleep better..
I’m very concerned about you..
No thanks. It would be too weird with you and your mum in my bed.
My mum?? I don’t even wanna know what she’s doing in your bed..
I can lend you the footage. It’s okay I’ve just spoken to your mum and she said more the merrier, just like old times. Apparently you’ll know what she means. At least i think that’s what she said. Her mouth was full at the time.
You can keep the footage.
Doesn’t sound like my mum but she’s full of suprises.
Spare me the details, I don’t think I wanna know what was in her mouth at that time..
Curiosity FAIL
comeback FAIL.
HELP!….It’s dark in here….and i can hear laughing!!!
Well that’s what happens when you walk into the darkroom..
who said i was in a darkroom??
and actually that came off of a tacobell sauce packet…..go figure
hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMMUNICATION FAIL.
every one above this line is a epic fail __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Interesting name. Were you named after your dad? or was that just how your mum introduced him?
Originality FAIL
Epic fail is epic.
Epic fail is FAIL.
*masturbates*
*helps you finish up*
Does this consider a Sponge Slap Fail?
So the whole topic on this site is mentioning how other people fail? It’s clever but not for me.
Party Pooper!
Sandwich shop in princeton, nj.
I’m from belgium
I feel your pain. I went there once and cried for a week
u awl fayl 4 nawt using lolspeak! becuz lolspeak iz teh lite!
Yeah. Stay away from the light. It’s bad.
that video is jokes he failed so hard might as well jus go and die
Atleast it wont leave any black burn marks.
Dude, is this guy a freaking idiot? I mean, an iron is hot and large, but the phone is small and generally cool. WTF?
yeah right. and the reception is really bad on those things.
Fossil Fuel Fail:
http://www.greenworks-energy.co.uk/
Do I get an Alliteration Fail?
yes. you do. you failed epically…
yhoo gotz baad grammerzz
correction fail. QUOTE: ‘yhoo gotz baad grammerzz’
FELLAS IM READY TO GET UP AND DO MY THANG
Get on the Good Foot.
ssss
y do people argue on how 2 spell things?
do they hav nothing else 2 do?
GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!!
p.s. lolz121 does not want to anger the people that get mad if people misspell things cuz we are not all good at spelling i just think it is stupid to argue on the internet about grammar. allow me to quote from google,
” arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your’e still retarded.”
stay awesome!
lol. pc fail.
Just FAIL
Global Warming FAIL.
I am the only one who fails at not having a failure life here.
p.s. In my unfailing life, I counted and there are 575 uses of the root word fail in this message not including the fails I just added to failblog. That makes me cool right?
Please do not comment again, or you will all be getting permanent bans, Thank you – Dave.
Owner FAIL
I like to say fail. Fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail…
I uploaded 6 (six) photos, but still no signs of them being posted. Its been about 60 hours or less since I emailed them. I wonder if they failed me.
hey. . . u gys all failed.
For once in my lifetime, could you morons stop putting 2,000 posts on one page. This layout is the way it is, so just get used to it. Ariel (at the top for those of you who are too enveloped in page to notice), if you hadn’t used the word concur, this never would have happened. I realize it is politically incorrect to put another post on here, but I had to say something. And for you pervs who keep using the phrases like “I suck p^^^s”, there are well over a thousand people who don’t need to see that crap. Stop it.
I was halfway done with reading the comments when I realized what horror these comments are! I mean COME ON. You’re still talking about the contraction of there and is when it was mentioned like 200 comments ago! flutterby6, thank you for actually seeing the value in posting a comment that actually has to d with the POST! (Yes, I realize said comment wasn’t about the post.)(Sorry if I have a misspelling.)
An orgasm (sexual climax) is the conclusion of the plateau phase of sexual response cycle, and may be experienced by both males and females. Orgasm is characterized by intense physical pleasure, controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, nervous system. It is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Orgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in other areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, vocalizations.
The moments after orgasm are often a relaxing experience, which is attributed to the release of prolactin. Male and female brains demonstrate similar changes during orgasm, with brain scans showing a temporary reduction in the activity of large parts of the cerebral cortex.
Ejaculation is the ejecting of semen from a penis, and is usually accompanied by orgasm. It is usually the final stage and natural objective of sexual stimulation, and an essential component of natural conception. In rare cases ejaculation occurs because of prostatic disease. Ejaculation may also occur spontaneously during sleep (a nocturnal emission or “wet dream”).
In 1989 a girl named jess was killed and chopped up into pieces, unless you repost this 7 times you wont be killed by her.
CHAIN MAIL FAIL
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7yMTNYQSTk
great fail video
Why on earth do you publish Scientology ads?!?!?! It’s one of the most fraudulent cults existing!
The overlords and star children will eat your brains
So do you prefer multiple submissions in one email or separate emails? I have some pretty funny S**T here.
700th comment woohoo
lol bush is an idiot
UR FACE!