1st Place: Justin Bieber
with 44% of the vote!
2nd Place: Snooki
got 10% of the vote!
3rd Place: Tiger Woods
gets the Bronze with 8%!
Runner Ups:
Mel Gibson snagged 7%!
Lindsay Lohan came up with 5%!
Bristol Palin danced away with 5%!
Mike Sorrentino (aka “The Situation”) grabbed 4%!
The Kardashians (any of them) pulled 4%!
Brett Favre ran away with 4%!
Miley Cyrus came away with 3%!
1st Place: BP’s Oil Spill
is the clear winner with 34%!
2nd Place: Jessi Slaughter’s Dad
takes second with 8%!
3rd Place: Lincoln Park’s Rapist
sneaks into third with 8%!
Runner Ups:
The Farmville Murderess grabbed 7%!
No Snow at the 2010 Winter Olympics slid in with 5%!
The iPhone Hates Left Handed People took 5%!
Katy Perry’s Video Gets Banned on Sesame Street nabbed 5%!
The Sex Line on OchoCinco’s Cereal Box was called by 4%!
The Jay Leno/Conan O’Brien NBC Debacle came away with 4%!
Meg Whitman tries to out FAIL Blog garnered 4%!
1st Place: Watermelon Launch FAIL
Takes the gold with 33%!
2nd Place: Answering Your Phone in Class FAIL
gets the Silver with 13%!
3rd Place: Roller Coaster Vomit FAIL
coughs up a chunky 9%!
Runner Ups:
Stripper Fail hits the ground with 7%!
Hand Washing Fail soaks up 7%!
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Declaring want for best fail pictures @ failblog
A great declaration!
i second the motion, all else in favor say “I”
The square root of -1!
A square makes a great rectangle.
Indeed it does.
a leechier leech
I like turtles :B
i like kittehs
I love lamp
I make love to lamp.
You must have a great lamp
I’m in a lampshade
Yes, but what version are you running?
Son, I am dissapoint.
No one can reply to this MUAHAHAHA
@Phoebe JayCar
The “@”symbol.
Used in all great replies since 1887.
I’m on a horse.
omg thats from anchorman!!! luv dat movie!
i love… carpet. i love… desk.
C-C-COMB BREAKER!
your not the only one lol
version secks point 1
$50 to the first person to hit reply on my post!
GIMME THE MONEY!!!
OMG I LOVE TURTLED TOO!
I failed trying to be a square.
i^5
HA! You fool! EVERYONE knows about the “i” power rules!!!
that’s like saying
(e^pi(i))^.5
*Fap*
1/(lim(n -> ∞)((n+1/n)^n)^(π((1/√2)(1+i))^2))^-.5
ermmmm…
you’re my new hero
moment of inertia!
HA I get it…
the square root of ZERO!
At least you’re not dividing by zero.
BLACK HOLE!
I can divide anything by zero.
O_o
Don’t even bother running or hiding.
chegger
hide yo kids.
hide yo wife.
and hide yo husband too.
You dont have to come an confess….
We waitin’ on you…
Don’t be up in here stealing my song! Cuz you gon’ have to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz I gon’ find you I gon’ find you.
WIN!!!!!!
FAILL!!
machete can divide chuck norris into 2 pieces
And those two pieceswill the regenerate into two Chuck Norris and split machete in revenge. Into 0 pieces.
no the two pieces will kick you but… TWICE
are you sure?
Just take lim then.
val->0
then you’ll get infinity
you can also divide anything by infinity
PROTIP: More like infinite in a higher order space. Analog to square root → i (= higher order space coordinate)
What they teach you in school, is wrong.
No, it’s simplified. Are you implying that math course in schools should start with non-perceivable order space geometry?
When you did your (=higher order space coordinate) I was all like:
WHOAA DUDE LOOK THERE’S A SMILEY FACE WHOAA
Thank You
You mean infinity? lol.
chuck norris only
1/0. hah.
well that backfired…
Is just zero…?
Ignorance is bliss
Square root of zero is zero.
0*0 = 0
TIME PARADOX
oops what i was looking at my watch
If you say the square too of zero = 0, then aren’t you implying that 0 divided by 0 = 0? If so, then you’re WRONG. 0 divided by 0 = undefined.
Technically, couldn’t you divide by zero? Technically speaking, if you took a whole, and divided it by nothing (zero), you wouldn’t be dividing it, which means you are still left with the whole itself. If this is true, you could say: 12 / 0 = 12.
Well, even more technically speaking, the way you’re doing it now is dividing it over yourself (1 person), not no-one. If you’d divide it over no-one, then it would be no-one’s, but since that’s impossible, dividing by 0 is impossible.
About the square root of 0, it’s 0, because 0*0=0
The square root of (-1) is impossible, because no 2 of the same numbers make (-1) if you multiply them.
“Imaginary Numbers” (they are real, lol) when multiplied together make a negative number.
1i x 1i = -1 , therefore the square root of -1 is 1i
you can there just isn’t a way to do it yet, so i will pioneer one. 12/0=cheesecake. you are welcome
Well, if you divide twelve by zero, your 12 is split into nothing, which is zero. If you divide 12 by 1 you get 12.
Oh yeah, and by the way,
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
Precisely. Take 0/0 to be a limit. x/x goes to 1 as x approaches 0, but x/(2x) approaches 1/2! There is no one limit that defines 0/0, therefore it is undefined and undefinable.
i like cheese too!
so dividing by 0 is sorta like dividing 3 by 10 you get an infenaye number
e.x. 3.3333333333333333333333333333…
this thing wouldn’t let me reply to the post i need to, but to bobpoodung: dividing 3 by 10 = .3333333 etc.
way to fail at an attempt to seem intelligent.
misst, you just failed. Dividing 3 by 10 equals .3 and not .3333
way to be a smartass, smartass..
PikalaxALT,
F(x)=x/x
lim(x–>0-)f(x)=1 and lim(x–>0+)f(x)=1
so using the limit laws we define
lim(x–>0)f(x)=1
f(x)=x/x
anyone?
I tried exceeding the limit laws, and got a $50 ticket.
lol pluk is right
1/3 is 3.3333333333….
but 3/10 is 0.3
@loler you fail, 1/3 is .333333, not 3.333333. god, you ALL SUCK AT MATH!
well, actually 0/0 = 0 since the dividend has priority over the divisor (in terms of rules applied) and 0/x (x€R) = 0…(and 0 is a real number as far as i know…)
so basically 0/0 is the only situation where division by 0 is possible, but not particularly useful…
try running that on any calculator and tell me the results
there’s no need, Math Error.. you know it, I know it you can’t divide by 0, you just can’t.
by the same logic you are using remember that dividing any number by itself is 1 (a/a=1)the you have to ask yoursel which is it? 1 or 0?
PS, I speak spanish, I’m sorry if my english is not correct
0/0 is the intrinsic property of 0 used to aid in limits where a value is approaching zero. Basically 0/0 is neither undefined nor existant it is intrinsic
Dividend? Where are we, the Stock Exchange?!
In elementary schools now, they teach children that anything divided by zero equals zero. Just throwing that out there. Food for the wolves and maybe some trolls.
the reason you cant dvide by zero is because dividing is used to seperate things into groups/find out how many would be in each group w/a certain number of groups. you can’t take something and divide it into no groups, that would defy the laws of physics as there has to be something. even putting everything into one, unorganized group is dividing by one. however, since zero is nothing, it can be seperated into no groups. therefore, zero is divisible by zero.
anything by the square root of 0 is 1 so that means 0 squared is 1.
do not try to define things you do not understand! all i need to know is that god did it. you will burn in an eternal hell fire.
your sooooooo smart
Then why aren’t there more happy people?
they are all doing math?
then my girlfriends in heaven
Ignorance is your new best friend
Paramore is so much better than maths!
sqrt 0 is 0, brilliant one
is 0..
XKCD!
the square root of -1 exists as the imaginary number “i”, and is therefore not a fail.
…but the square root of -1 is also -i so it is a geek fail.
Jeez, you fail even more, the square root of -1 is not -i it’s just i! You sir, fail at failing!
no sir, you fail. sqrt of -1 is plus or minus i…
So does that mean the square root of 4 is 2 or -2?
Yes. Square root of any number always has both a positive and a negative value as a neg times a neg makes a plus.
Hm. In Dutch the “vierkantswortel” certainly is only the positive number.
In general usage “the” square root in English is the principal square root, also positive.
Still, technically, the square root is not equal to the principal square root (well, half the time it isn’t).
I’m 14, even I know all this, people. 2^2=4, -2^2=4, (insert number here) divided by 0 = infinity, square root of -1 is -i or i. They’re called imaginary numbers. No joke. also, 0^2 = 0. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO WHEN ADULTS DON’T KNOW THIS STUFF???
Laura: divide by zero doesn’t exist actually, it is the infinite (not actually equals cause you can’t equal infinite, it’s technically impossible) only if you divide by the the limit when it tends to zero by the left or the right (0+ or 0- which is kinda like 0,000000001 or -0,0000000001 you can add as many zero as you want for the precision), but you can’t divide by 0. Plus I learned nothing about the “i” number, but it makes sense if it is -i or i which would equals both to -1. And yes 0^2=0.
Yh but couldn’t u say for 1/x, as x tends towards 0, 1/x tends towards infinity?
You Sir, are correct
Also 3^0=0
3^0=1. 0^3=0, but n^0=1, n≠0.
na 3^0=1
no that’s if you take the positive and negative square root, which you must specify, the square root alone implies only the positive square root, that’s why you don’t just say the square root of b^2-4ac in quadratic equation, u say plus or minus the square root of b^2-4ac.
Yea I mucked up, I know
How can you say something equals infinity, when some infinities are bigger than others?
Before you disagree with me, please google that.
Both.
square root of -1 is both 1 and -1 THAT is called “I”.
there’s no -I.
(0/0) = (0/0)
That is the final answer, there is no way to create an effective analogy to something which does not exist.
1/x as x approaches 0 goes toward infinity, but x can never equal zero.
End Thread.
I can.
The square root of -1 can only be i, not 1, because a positive number multiplied by a positive number can NEVER equal a negative number. Therefore, 1*1=/=-1.
Just sayin.
The square route of -1 is i, not +/- i.
i^2 is -1. i^3 is -i and i^4 is 1.
Thank you. Did nobody take Alg.2??? As the one before has said, i^2=-1, i^3=-i adn i^4=1…
It’s spelled square ROOT
if any of you think the square root of -1 is +or- i, you’re wrong. i=the square root of -1, so if you take -i^2, it equals -1, using the same principles of square root 4 times square root 4= 4 (2*2=4)
+i^2=-1 and -i^2=-1, just like 4^2=16 and -4^2=16. So they’re right, + and – i both equal -1
lol imagnary number “I”.
the roadbridges on the M6 are imaginary! and the only time quadratic equations are useful is when you are trying to blow your next door neighnour’s castle up
Someone needs to consult wikipedia…
you mean “i”
It’s not capitalised
Spelling fail.
I just recieved the urge to slap you over the fact that your username has to do with freaking Justin Bieber. I must ask, really? I mean, really? Come onnnn.
Wow. You’re really going to make fun of a kid called JustinBueber when your name is emofemale? I’d rather listen to all of justin’s music than talk to some little emo girl. And I hate Jason beaver.
Wait…how? What? WHY…?
Lol, Idk. It seemed, to me, to be the apropriate thing to say.
You and I both know it’s not hypothetical.
Because Justin Bieber sucks
Yup, let’s go w/ that.
OMG! You are referencing a popular thing in your name that the popular thing in MY name is known to hate! I’m going to be obvious and dis you for it!
ahh haha! DEFINATLY SQUARE ROOT OF -1
Which one?
minus one!
You do mean -i, right? Because if you don’t, I will kill you in your sleep with an algebra textbook.
That would be a lower case ‘I’. Math semi-fail
That was a joke. Sense of humor complete-fail
That would be 1i
J in Latin
i
an imaginary unit?
xkcd reference? XD
Wow… is everyone on here a geek? This post is an entertainment fail. You are discussing math… FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! And Justin Bieber… odd juxtaposition, that.
I’m a geek and I for one find this extremely entertaining
The square root of -1 is i.
MATH WIN!
You mean ‘Aye’ – not ‘I’
Eh? I say aye, aye?
opinions…
are like onions
Everybody loves parfait!
I hate Dairy Queen’s Peanut Buster Parfaits. They’re just a bunch of poisonous soft serve ice cream with poisonous chocolate and ultra poisoned peanuts. And when it’s small they call it a chocolate sundae, with friggin’ peanuts.
no. i is the symbol for the square root of -1, since it is a “non-real” number.
aye or I or whatever..
[Comment Removed By Cyber Police] [Reason For Being Removed - Trying To Say "I" In Public]
They back traced you! only a short time before the get…..OH NO THEY ARE HERE ALONG WITH THE GRAMMAR NAZIS!!
0.0
uhoh. Now the consequences will never be the same
run before they catch u!
you don’t have to go and confess, they comin’ for you, they gunna fiiind you, they gunna find you
im backing up, backing up, backing, im backing up…
“I”
I have bad news, my good sir…
I
J K L M N O P
“He is a God now . . .”
I
“I”
it’s “aye”
in my world it is “I”
I
Don’t you mean “aye”? Aye.
eye :p
yarrrrr!
I second the motion!!!!
The point in the complex plane with modulus 1 and argument pi/2.
“Aye”
Motion carries. On to the next order of business, should we install drinking fountains in the men’s bathroom…
I
I!
It’s actually “All in favor say ‘aye’”
me 2
centaX i love you for ur profile picture
Three days grace
life starts now >:D
Aye, sir!
motion seconded.
I concur
good choice 4 teh proafile picz
You said two letters and got more replies then I will in my entire lifetime. Whoopie doo.
its ok wolfy you will get that many some day
yall are makingz my brainz expoldes
Shouldn’t it be “runners-up”?
I’m just sayin’.
No one will be able to read anything of this post! MUAHAHAHA
wait a second your trying to trick us in to commenting on this arnt you well it isnt going to work muahahahahahah
i passed a reply chain.
….so I must be happy?
Hey my names voldemort and i to share some information about myself:
the most evil wizard for hundreds and hundreds of years
raging psychopath, devoid of the normal human responses to other people’s suffering
only ambition in life is to become all-powerful and immortal
an absolute sadist, deriving amusement from inflicting pain on others without any remorse and murders people just for fun, especially Muggles
no desire or need for human companionship or friendship, and cannot comprehend love or affection for another
is superior to everyone around him
incredibly power hungry. Racist, really
suffers from a pathological fear of death
one of the greatest Legilimens in the world and a highly accomplished Occlumens
the only wizard ever known to be able to apparate silently
is a Parselmouth
flies unsupported
pushed the boundaries of magic farther than they had ever before
most brilliant student Hogwarts has ever seen
wand is made of yew, whose sap is poisonous and which symbolises death
thank you very much for reading this and also know that if you are a muggle you have just lost the game.
ps sorry about any grammatical errors i have had to employ a mudblood slave to type for me and i fear it is stupid.
god that was a waste of time who ever you are……pffft harry potter geek
oh yeah? well guess what…
I HAVE A NOSE!
Ok.
longest chain of comments on the shortest first comment
What about actual FAIL pictures than?
grammar fail
I think it’s deliberate. So many retards write “then” instead of “than” that I’ve noticed people writing “than” in place of “then” intentionally to highlight how stupid it is. If this was accidental, it’s the first time I’ve seen it happen that way round.
gotta love the interwebz
*SPELLING
win
well…actually…both
Let’s see how well you can write something in your third language
…THEN
Duisburg (German pronunciation: [ˈdyːsbʊɐ̯k], Duisburg (help·info)) is a German city in the western part of the Ruhr Area (Ruhrgebiet) in North Rhine-Westphalia. It is an independent metropolitan borough within Regierungsbezirk Düsseldorf. With the world’s biggest inland harbour and its proximity to Düsseldorf International Airport, Duisburg has become an important venue for commerce and steel production.
Today’s city is a result of numerous incorporations of surrounding towns and smaller cities. It is the fifteenth-largest city in Germany and the fifth-largest city in North Rhine-Westphalia with 495,668 residents as of 31 December 2007. The city is renowned for its steel industry. The last remaining coal mine closed down in the Summer of 2009, but Duisburg has never been a coal-mining center to the same extent as other places in the Ruhr. All blast furnaces in the Ruhr are now located in Duisburg. 49% of all hot metal and 34.4% of all pig-iron in Germany is produced here (as of 2000). It also has a large brewery, the König Brauerei, which makes the König Pilsener brand. The University of Duisburg-Essen, with 33,000 students, ranks among the 10 largest German universities.
Stupid.
that is strange…
too long; did not read
1 word: wtf
*Abbreviation
*Acronym
Ahh, grammar fails. So common I think I might have to hurt something…
but i haz selfcuntrol.
and yes, I did indeed do that on purpose.
its a spelling fail, not a grammar fail
It’s
Their shed have bean a period on than sentence.
Their are humors left in dis wurlds’.!?
What’s with people who now say “more angry” or “more hungry”? Have we forgotten -ier and -iest?
Grumble, grumble…
its called ‘spelling’
Didn’t you know – there are no new pictures in 2010, they’re all duplicates!
than… what?
(doncha mean then?)
K. 2011 will be even failier.
What about 2012?
It’s even MORE Failierous AND we just might have the world end…which would take the cake on the most epic fail ever. Viva dooms-fail!
Keep an eye on FAILBlog, in 2012 there will be a photo of the world breaking in two with a big red FAIL over it.
Yeah, that’s when the Vogons will arrive to demolish the Earth due the fact that the Intergalactic Counsel has decided to construct an intergalactic highway, and the Earth is in it’s way…
Michel Douglases WIN!1
what level of fandom is required to actively sign on to a site to comment praising an author, but not enough to check his name is actually Douglas Adams?
the long dark tea-time of the soul was a great read.
Maybe that person just wanted to randomly promote an old actor. Er… multiple of them. DouglasES?
If only there were five more minutes…
First to post that Fail and get it on the home page wins a FailCake.
the cake is a lie
But its not!
Its at the party and the companion cube is waiting for you
I just ate a giant bag of prunes really fast. I did it because it is right before bed and I think it will be funny to wake up and not remember why I feel like dying.
Actually, we got 10 days to view the fails and then go to hell O.O
Actually, the world will might NOT end in 2012. The truth is that the Mayans designed their calendars so that the CALENDARS ended in December 2012. This is a knewly acknowledged fact, but there is a chance that our world will not end, even if we DO have more sunspots and sun flares in 2012. By the way, I am 11, and that means that I am, or I think, in my opinion, smarter and more well – read than (yes, I mean than) SOME adults, or other age groups. And no, I did made no grammer mistakes (hopefully).
epic faaaiil. “I did made no grammar mistakes”
*I didn’t make any grammar mistakes
and saying “I think, in my opinion” is redundant, stop trying to sound like some high and mighty British scholar, and go back to nap time
The world will NOT end in 2012, UNLESS God says it does.
you silly people with your imaginary higher powers. 8D
Pahahahahaha deities. Out of all the cretins that adore this site at least some of them are intelligent enough to disallow the indoctrination or fear induced belief in a god.
Win.
its grammar
Yes Melissa, I’m not huge on destroying eleven year-old’s self esteem but you’re probably going to grow up being entirely pretentious and alone.
Wow. First of all, I agree with Behemoth’s pointing out of your mistakes. Secondly, you need to stop acting like you are the greatest thing since sliced bread, because YOU ARE NOT. Come back down to Earth, where you are just another 11 year old with a mega-ego. Thirdly, “a knewly acknowledged fact”? Don’t you mean a NEWLY acknowledged fact? Anyone, correct me if I’m wrong, because unlike melissa, I can accept that I’m not perfect.
Jesus, you sound like me before I hit puberty.
Someday you’re going to figure out that age isn’t that important on the internet if you just shut up about it. Nobody cares, unless you act like a righteous prick about it.
Same applies to grammar rules. If you don’t mention grammar, less people are going to call you out on mistakes you made.
And THAT is why u fail.
thEnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
i think a list with the top 10 fail pics and the top 10 funniest comments would make this even more awesome!
definitely
I second the motion.
Shouldn’t that be notion?
No. It’s motion.
I!!! or aye even!!!
oh wait….
I!!!!! or aye even!!!!
oh, wait….
if it is this bad this year…what about 2011??
there are only 9 fails
You, sir, are a fail.
Fede, you are the 10th fail
Aw, I wanted to be the tenth fail.
I second that motion! I declare the title of 11th fail. yeah, i just went there.
Oh shut up you whining imbisiles.
*imbeciles
Happy Holidays Everyone!!!
There. Are. 4. Lights!
For all thos who didn’t read:
Here’s what you missed: Math stuff, i, I, aye, shut up, random memes, and random stuff.
You are now up to speed.
Thank you, I needed the cliffsnotes version
tl;dr
Jesus. “Runners Up.” Seriously.
Agree – it’s runners up not runner ups – serious education fail there. And epep, leave Jesus out of it – it’s His season now anyway – so use the name of some other worshipped being like Mohammed or Buddha, but leave the living one alone.
dude, there are people who worship those you just mentioned. i’m buddhist. and i didnt appreciate your comment.
and paddy didn’t appreciate the usage of Jesus in the preceding comment. Now go away and come back when yours is the second most persecuted religion on the planet.
*And “Jesus”
Spelling fail much. Way to go.
WHY WHY WHY are fake videos listed in the top 10 fails? The “answering phone in class” one is an ad!
Bieber should’ve swept all categories.
HEAR HEAR.
May I buy you a drink, sir …
Harken to the wisdom of “El Bujo Rojo De Su Mama” (Whatever that means) and bow before his ultimate knowledge!
All in favor say “i” or “aye” or “eye” if you want to
Count again. There are 30 fails listed.
I can’t help but post this… but there was plenty snow at the 2010 Olympics… it was just Cyrpess Mountain which held only around 10 events, Whistler had record snow fall. Just sayin’
Swastika icon lols.
he’s a nazi!
Or he’s Hindu, or Buddhist, or Jainist…
jk. i know it’s random. nazis are funny, right?
BEST FAIL OF THE YEAR GOES TO………. Justin Bieber!
Anybody else notice that Bieber has Peter Noone’s old haircut from 1964?
Only us old folks.
Bieber’s gonna be a fat crack head by 2014.
Isn’t he already?
He?
Drinks for everyone here.
Hey, don’t make fun of her. It’s not nice.
If your talking about justin bieber, then that comment is a big fat WIN
OMG… YOU just made fun of IT by calling IT a her!
Any of you Transexuals on this site are fails of nature… just like Justin Bieber.
Thanks for posting this as a link!!! It’s much preferred
crappiest top 10 page ever
Thanks for your comment PMS ANTHONY
This should be called “The 2010 Hall of FAIL” hahaha.
lol Justin Beiber is “failing” all the way to the bank. I think its a win when your music sucks and you can get tons of people to buy it anyway. I’m sure he’ll think about what a “fail” he is while he is sitting in his multi-million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills or when he’s in Milan chillin with Italian supermodels
I totally agree. He’s got more money than everybody that voted him the top fail put together and he’s only gonna get more because he’s so young. If that’s failing, then I wanna fail too. More power to you Bieber.
What did Justin Bieber even do that counts as a huge fail this year?
All I know about him is he’s a popular singer, he had a bottle thrown at him, he didn’t know what German meant, and this site hates him with a passion.
Yeah, I don’t get it either. When that bottle hit him in the head, on a stage in front of thousands, he handled it with such…well, class, really. Most people would have gotten all mad or started crying or something. But he just brushed it off. How many other 16 year old boys would have taken that so easily? People need to get off Bieber, even if they don’t like his music, he’s done nothing wrong. There are plenty of other celebs that do stupid stuff all the time, yet they’re hardly ever mentioned on failblog.
Haters gonna hate.
Misery loves company. It is human nature to want to see others fail (hence the popularity of this site), and seeing little 16 year old kids become more successful that we can ever hope to be just pisses us off.
I agree with abs, I see his face plastered everywhere, it annoys me. He also is very full of himself and people like that deserve ridicule and a nice slap to the face to wake them up. Bieber needs to get off his high horse, then maybe he can get some respect.
taters gonna tate.
I think it’s a freaking big fail that this site is picking on a kid. Jeez. Even if 16 year olds (or any kid) act grown-up, that doesn’t mean they are. Who the hell picks on a kid? He’s a big fat win for getting out there and getting things DONE at such a young age.
This site should have never allowed a minor to be included in the vote – regardless if he ever sees it or not. It’s just wrong.
You’re right. Seven year olds should not be made of. Everyone stop this before you make her cry.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?! Justin Whatshisname is VERY stupid. I don’t know why people are into him and or his music. I mean, isn’t he already spoiled ENOUGH for his (I hope it’s short!) life! It’s not that I want him to be murdered ( or do I?) or anything, but he’s a little on the soprano voice side, and he isn’t even that cute! My rabbit and birds would be better contestents in THAT category than whatshisname. I think that my opinion is well stated. ANOTHER topic, please.
M. J. P. (initials)
You again? Momma mia…listen. Let’s say you survive until you are 16. You, by some ridiculous chance, become famous, even though you have no talent. Someone throws something at you onstage. What do you do? Probably burst into tears or throw it back, depending on how you are as a person. Considering his age, Justin BIEBER (there, got it now?) is actually acting very mature. And, he is actually NOT very spoiled yet. Obviously, he will be, but for now, how about you keep your opinion to yourself.
Good to know. Actually, on second thought, I don’t care.
Chuck Norris will round house kick you into submission, and I shall sit on the sidelines with popcorn. O.O
Especially since SHE’S about seven.
i strongly dislike him as well, but that is no reason to wish someone’s death.
I don’t dislike Justin Beiber because I have self esteem, and a belly full of slightly digested prunes.
sorry to hear about the prunes, man, those things suck.
sure it is
I’m sorry but the world doesn’t need anymore crappy music, therefore ruling your argument invalid.
just feel like pointing out to everyone; he didnt get hit by a bottle. *gasp* it was a bag of sour patch kids wrapped in a t-shirt thrown by a fangirl. apparently its his favorite candy or some crap and she got all excited. why there was a justin beiber concert in the kitchen i will never know.
How sweet she just wanted little Justin ta have some sour patch kids. What a thoughtful gesture.
Anyone with a significant amount of braincells in their head would hate Bieber ( no offense intended to any of you who might, by the stretch of the imagination, be his fan). I feel no need for further explanation.
Same here. See, I haven’t heard much of his music (I listen radio too rarely, don’t watch the right TV…), but one thing is sure as heck to me: if that guy has success, he doesn’t have fail. It just wouldn’t make sense.
I suppose I should have said “listen to radio too rarely”. Sorry, my fellow grammar maniacs.
Grammar Fail.
I like watching the wrong tv too
Just wait. I give him another two to three years of popularity tops. Hit a little rough spot soon after. Drug addiction, kicking the drug addiction. Then maybe if he is very very lucky a washed out Beiber will be on Hollywood squares.
Of course he could also just OD.
Or a sex change.
He is going to come out of the closet as a gay little twit
No, lesbian!
Goodness., this place has been over that little aspect already.
Enough Beiber talk. I got it, let’s all hate on food. Food sucks because it makes us live. Stupid food. Or let’s all drive a truck into an old lady. I’m jealous of old ladies and feel they should be driven into by trucks with me in it. Or how about we slit the wrists of our pet dog while it sleeps? Or how about we furiously jack off onto the sidewalk during rush hour?
Please shut the f***ing hell up.
Why, so you can cry peanut butter? Or tool around town in your flesh canoe? Or spell with numbers? Or strike yourself as being a dinky? Or tell on people for no reason? Or give up smelling for HOURS ON END?!?! Or slam your fists into BIG PILES OF GRASS!!!
i have no idea what you said, but it made me lol.
Just wait until his voice starts to change, and he can’t hit any notes properly.
…wait a minute, he never could. Canada sure does know how to get revenge.
It’s karma for producing Miley Cyrus. O_O
Celine Dion, Avril Levigne, some other losers. Suckas.
W00000000T
Ha-ha, I voted for JB to be the biggest fail
He didn’t do anything to you. Hater.
haters gonna hate
She sung.
She is annoying but more annoying is her fans which is why she is hated on. Her fans like her for no reason other than that she is popular and they are insanely obsessed for no reason and if you ask any of them they have no reply. Bieber has done great and i would gladly take his place but his career will be short and he has already had to start lip syncing because he has finally hit puberty. Bieber gets the same crap any teenage guy would get for having a voice of a 7 yr old girl.
One day, Justin Bieber’s voice will deepen, and he’ll take the testicles out of his mouth and lose his career.
I bet you he’ll get castrated before that happens.
That’s one way to keep him singing soprano…
LMAO! XD he’ll be hitting note humans can’t hear if he does indeed have testicles.
He’s currently taking voice lessons because his voice has finally started to change.
Take voice lessons after you go famous. Well, that’s the only way in Hollywood.
I like turtles
The biggest fail on the page is the fact that it says ‘Runner Ups’ instead of ‘Runners Up’. The noun gets pluralized; it’s a pretty simple concept. FAIL!
I was just about to write that and you beat me to it! I agree with you.
Actually, YOU fail. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner-up
Actually Pixel, you FAIL for quoting wikipedia as a defining source
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The plural is indeed runners-up if you dig any deeper. That said, language is changing so quickly that if enough folks misuse runner-ups it becomes the new language. Hence the OED electronic edition.
Haha, win.
Actually, Pixel, I’m pretty sure that article says “Runners-up”. Just sayin’.
#3 top video was nothing.
That is a normal day when you work at a theme park.
the fat kid almost falling out of the rollercoaster was funnier!
to solve the justin bieber problem we just divide him by 0
pleasseee someone do that!!!
A fail can’t be divided by zero
x/0=∞
0 × ∞ = 0 ≠ 𝑥 for 𝑥 ≠ 0
PLEASE don’t do that! He will be infinite!
Don’t divide him by 0, he will become infinity. Divide him by the square root of -1, then he will become a black hole and cause less damage
PWNED!
And even more examples of your perfect closed door society. Well I hope you’re all happy being big headed arrogant ***holes. Laughing at other peoples mistakes. Cos you’re all superhuman and never make any. You pricks. You’re scum. All of you.
I feel no shame when I laugh at someone fail, because I fully expect to be laughed at when I fail. It’s how the world works. Pull the stick out of your ass and don’t be such a douche.
it’s all in good fun, so calm down.
If you’re so opposed to the concept of laughing at others’ failures, why are you even looking at this site? You fail.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn’t mine. But if you stopped being a hypocrite and started posting legitimate crap it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It’s a highly effective meme reference. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.Anything is possible when you think before you comment… im on a horse
hahahahaha!!! That was awesome. Well played, sir!
WIN!!!
Internet for you!
You deserve a cookie. I’m on a horse. Backwards.
Die.
Oh. Ok. Oh.
Scum.
At least we aren’t the ones ragging on people, just because they find situations of others displeasure amusing. We all fail and everyone else laughs at it. The short version of what I want to say: Get the f*ck over yourself.
I am sorry to all grammar and spelling maniacs out there for any mistakes I may have made.
That is all.
I totally agree. Once i puked up in choir in year 3 and everyone laughed. I look back on that now, five years later, and I laugh too. Why? cause its funny. Get a grip, seriously.
Way to give us a real life example. Don’t be ashamed
Moron’s.
Morons*
*mormons
*magnets
*cake that isn’t a lie
true, true…
magnets+mormons= win
Please tell us what the morons own
Morons are now owning something?
not wishing to be a grammar nazi, but technically as the ‘ came before the s it is a singular moron owning something
Nice grammar fail.
oh that vomit one was terrible! gross!
Then why bother watching it at all?
And better yet, why comment?
I checked the title and thought to myself, “Huh do I really need to watch thaaaa- no.”
FAILBLOG
Y U NO POST TOP 10 PICS?
Lingo FAIL
Meme recognition FAIL
bumper car win :3
Fails are only funny when they don’t happen to you.
You sir,must fail a lot.
Take it easy. It’s comedy for Haruhi’s sake.
If you don’t like comedy,then I must declare that you are a very dull and boring person.
If you speak these words, but then have to go and check on wikipedia when I talk about Sheridan, then you must definitely be failing (notice the double meaning xD)
Haruhi?
As in Host Club Haruhi?
Or am I just crazy?
Haha Host club was the first thing that popped in my mind when I read “the haruhist”s comment, too. :3
What’s with the genital ball chin “:3″ smileys?
so thats what dat is
justin biebers gay.
He is lesbian ffs
you’re both wrong. a girl liking d**k is straight. god… get it right…
barman, a round for these gentlemen.
She*
There’s more than one Bieber?
Epic Fail.
I find your lack of win disturbing.
May the fail be with you…
and may all your fails be great!
You can run and tell all those statitics… homeboy!
Chuck Norris demands a top 10 failiest pictures!
Lol, you’re a knock off Chhuck Norris. Like Bruce Li.
A RANDOM SKIT
random 1: wow this fog is as thick as peanut butter
random 2: you mean pee soup
random 1: YOU EAT WHAT YOU LIKE AND I’LL EAT WHAT I LIKE
THE INCREDIBLE REINDEER!
yuck!! and here I thought “pea” soup was bad enough
you guys should predict the top ten celebrity fails of 2011
All right!
1. Justin Bieber
2. I got nothin’.
Only saying Bieber #1 because he tends to get Failed all the time.
JB rules!
pft..pft….pft….ptf…HA…..pft….pft…..HA…….ROFLMAO…….LOLOLOLOLOLOL………YEA…..RIGHT!!!!!:)
What’s so funn? she obviously means Jingle Bells, right?… RIGHT? (btw I know this is a troll)
are you kidding me? Tenacious D is the s**t!
The biggest fail on this is the fact that there is no roller coaster in the roller coaster fail, FAIL!
Top Ten Fail Fail: The phrase is “Runners Up,” not “Runner Ups.”
If you create a website to ridicule other people, it’s best not to do ridiculous things yourself.
thats the point!
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn’t mine. But if you stopped reposting things three people have already said and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It’s a highly effective meme reference. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you think before you comment… im on a horse
EPIC WIN!! ROFLMAO
I’d just like to point out once again that Tiger Woods’ scandal took place in 2009.
Failblog fail.
But then he tried to do a comeback as a golf player. He failed. In 2010.
That’s stretching it…
I think more likely Failblog failed here. For awhile, one of the choices was Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, which also took place in 2009. They removed it.
Mel was AWESOME>..
i^magnets
_________
0
You should go to a site called Mormon.com… Ask questions… About magnets…
= ∞̃
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO……you get the point.
………. .
:]
J. can star in his own retro TV show: “Leave It to Bieber”.
You, skeptikitteh, win for watching smosh.
My friend once said that of all the fail websites, this is the fails most. I don’t know if that was good or bad.
Whoops I mean he said this is the one that fails most. That was a fail.
FAIL
i think what fails most here is that your name is “Nicklebackgirl”
Win.
“emofemale”
Hm?
Can someone give me a link to the #1 about the oil spill?
i’m not sure i saw that one
I think Fail Moments are just that – big newsworthy moments of Fail. Nothing to do necessarily with videos or pictures, just big Fails.
yo
HAHa i like turtles
This IS SPARTA
I.
Why do so many aspects of the modern Christmas tradition seem to have little or nothing to do with celebrating a great religious leader’s birthday?
The biggest reason goes back over a thousand years, to the initial spread of early Christianity across Europe. Wherever early Christians spread their faith, they tried to maintain connections to existing local customs and rituals; while adopting them to the worship of Jesus Christ. Thus, many pre-Christian (or “pagan”) spiritual traditions became part of Christian practice, especially at Christmas time.
Indeed, the very date of Dec. 25 was set by the early church to coincide with the dates of Rome’s Winter Solstice celebrations. (The Bible doesn’t say what time of year Jesus was born.)
Among the most conspicuous and enduring of these borrowings are the Christmas tree (and other greenery icons, such as holly, mistletoe, and wreaths). David De Groot writes, “Ancients would bring evergreen leaves on the night of December 21, the shortest day of the year. They did this because they wanted the sun god to get well and they thought the green leaves of evergreens would better the god…. In many countries thousands of years ago, people would decorate their houses with evergreen leaves and branches to keep away ghosts, witches, sickness, and evil spirits.”
As the women’s website Oxygen notes, “Trees have always been considered a symbol of life. The pagans, ancient Egyptians, Romans and Druid priests brought branches and greens into their homes and decorated trees as part of traditional celebrations.
“The first Christmas tree,” Oxygen reports, “is said to have originated in 8th century Germany when a British missionary, St. Boniface, cut down a giant oak that crushed every tree in its path except a small fir sapling. Considering this a miracle, St. Boniface called it ‘the tree of the Christ child.’”
The evergreen tree was an ancient symbol of life in the midst of winter. Romans decorated their houses with evergreen branches during the New Year, and ancient inhabitants of northern Europe cut evergreen trees and planted them in boxes inside their houses in wintertime. Many early Christians were hostile to such practices. The second-century theologian Tertullian condemned those Christians who celebrated the winter festivals, or decorated their houses with laurel boughs in honor of the emperor:
“Let them over whom the fires of hell are imminent, affix to their posts, laurels doomed presently to burn: to them the testimonies of darkness and the omens of their penalties are suitable. You are a light of the world, and a tree ever green. If you have renounced temples, make not your own gate a temple.”
But by the early Middle Ages, the legend had grown that when Christ was born in the dead of winter, every tree throughout the world miraculously shook off its ice and snow and produced new shoots of green. At the same time, Christian missionaries preaching to Germanic and Slavic peoples were taking a more lenient approach to cultural practices—such as evergreen trees. These missionaries believed that the Incarnation proclaimed Christ’s lordship over those natural symbols that had previously been used for the worship of pagan gods. Not only individual human beings, but cultures, symbols, and traditions could be converted.
Of course, this did not mean that the worship of pagan gods themselves was tolerated. According to one legend, the eighth-century missionary Boniface, after cutting down an oak tree sacred to the pagan god Thor (and used for human sacrifice), pointed to a nearby fir tree instead as a symbol of the love and mercy of God.
Paradise trees
Not until the Renaissance are there clear records of trees being used as a symbol of Christmas—beginning in Latvia in 1510 and Strasbourg in 1521. Legend credits the Protestant reformer Martin Luther with inventing the Christmas tree, but the story has little historical basis.
The most likely theory is that Christmas trees started with medieval plays. Dramas depicting biblical themes began as part of the church’s worship, but by the late Middle Ages, they had become rowdy, imaginative performances dominated by laypeople and taking place in the open air. The plays celebrating the Nativity were linked to the story of creation—in part because Christmas Eve was also considered the feast day of Adam and Eve. Thus, as part of the play for that day, the Garden of Eden was symbolized by a “paradise tree” hung with fruit.
These plays were banned in many places in the 16th century, and people perhaps began to set up “paradise trees” in their homes to compensate for the public celebration they could no longer enjoy. The earliest Christmas trees (or evergreen branches) used in homes were referred to as “paradises.” They were often hung with round pastry wafers symbolizing the Eucharist, which developed into the cookie ornaments decorating German Christmas trees today.
The custom gained popularity throughout the 17th and 18th centuries, against the protests of some clergy. Lutheran minister Johann von Dannhauer, for instance, complained (like Tertullian) that the symbol distracted people from the true evergreen tree, Jesus Christ. But this did not stop many churches from setting up Christmas trees inside the sanctuary. Alongside the tree often stood wooden “pyramids”—stacks of shelves bearing candles, sometimes one for each family member. Eventually these pyramids of candles were placed on the tree, the ancestors of our modern Christmas tree lights and ornaments.
Nicholas and Wenceslas
It also took a long time for trees to become associated with presents. Though legend connects the idea of Christmas gifts with the gifts the Magi brought Jesus, the real story is more complicated. Like trees, gifts were first a Roman practice—traded during the winter solstice. As Epiphany, and later Christmas, replaced the winter solstice as a time of celebration for Christians, the gift-giving tradition continued for a while. By late antiquity it had died out, although gifts were still exchanged at New Year’s.
Gifts were also associated with St. Nicholas, bishop of Myra (in modern-day Turkey), who became famous for giving gifts to poor children. His feast day (December 6) thus became another occasion for gift exchanges. During the early Middle Ages, Christmas gifts most often took the form of tributes paid to monarchs—although a few rulers used the holiday season as an opportunity to give to the poor or to the church instead (most notably Duke Wenceslas of Bohemia, whose story inspired the popular carol, and William the Conqueror, who chose Christmas 1067 to make a large donation to the pope).
Like trees, gifts came “inside” the family around the time of Luther, as the custom of giving gifts to friends and family members developed in Germany, the Netherlands, and Scandinavia. Often these were given anonymously, or hidden. One Danish custom was to rewrap a gift many times with different names on each wrapper, so that the intended recipient was only discovered when all the layers were opened.
Victorian Christmas
In the English-speaking world, the union of gifts, trees, and Christmas was due to the influence of Queen Victoria and her husband Prince Albert, a native of Saxony (now part of Germany). German immigrants had brought the custom of Christmas trees with them in the early 1800s, but it spread widely after Victoria and Albert set up an elaborate tree for their children at Windsor Castle in 1841. At this point, Christmas presents were usually hung on the tree itself.
German and Dutch immigrants also brought their traditions of trees and presents to the New World in the early 1800s. The image of happy middle-class families exchanging gifts around a tree became a powerful one for American authors and civic leaders who wished to replace older, rowdier, and more alcohol-fueled Christmas traditions—such as wassailing—with a more family-friendly holiday. This family-centered image was widely popularized by Clement Moore’s 1822 poem, known today as “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” (which also helped give us our modern picture of Santa Claus).
As many of us make trees and gifts the center of our own Christmas practice, we would do well to remember that they are ultimately symbols of the One who gave himself to unite heaven and earth, and who brings all barren things to flower.
It goes to back to pagan traditions which predate that pathetic mess called christianity.
How precisely is it a “mess”? You share a name with one of the twelve too. and “Christianity” has no start date, well, it starts at the same time as the world started. any questions?
Soo… Dinosaurs where also christians you say?
:/ god must’ve liked em very much then he ;D
ummmm….I would say that Christianity started, umm, well, probably around the time Jesus Christ was supposedly born???
Umm Jesus did not come into existence at His birth – He was eternally co-existent with God the Father and God the Holy spirit but came to earth in a way that humans would deem credible and understandable. He walked among us for 33 yeasr so that we would trust HIm. I do.
Exactly how long is a yeasr?
Actually Christianity started once Jesus had died, as Jesus was a Jew, and all his followers were also Jews. Once Jesus was crucified the Jewish church was split into two, one part which believed that Christ was the son of God, and another which believed the Messiah hadn’t, and still hasn’t, arrived yet.
Happy Atheism Day!
mark…you are sadly mistaken. christianity is the worship of me as part of god.
it couldn’t have started until people actually knew i existed. until i was born as a human nobody ever knew there were any “parts” of God…just my “father” in his white beard sittin up there. the whole christianity thing was a plan holy spirit and i had to get recognized…but only 1/3 of the world actually believes we even exist xD i’m not even entirely sure i exist.
Now get back up on that cross and shut up!
tl;dr
tl;dr
why is this comment here?
scratch that, why is this comment anywhere?
never mind. you fail in two ways.
one: this post has nothing to do with christmas.
two: you copy/pasted that entire comment from this url:
http://www.everythingchristmas.com/story/whytrees.html
please try not failing so hard in the future.
YOU FAIL
Because some agnostic/atheist people celebrate Christmas (or Mid-Winter Festival as it was originally called) as a time of sharing and happiness in families. As a time to promote generoisity and having fun as a group.
Are you saying that Christians don’t promote generosity and having fun as a group?
You need to come visit us sometime
btw, did you see the lunar eclipse? First time since the 17th century that it’s been on the winter solstice!
Me no read ’cause this too long.
Too long. Didn’t read.
Oops…didn’t see that comment above me before I commented…i failed ):
holy s**t dude i know you care about your religion but why do you need to write a freakin novel for a comment
he didn’t eve write it, he copy/pasted the whole thing from other websites. I found the first one:
http://www.everythingchristmas.com/story/whytrees.html
TM-FL
Epic Win.
In Finland we celebrate Christmas on the 24th.
Just Wait tells us to wait till we’re married to have sex, But Nike says “Just do it” I’m so confussed
I’m gonna kill you to death
(lol)
Dude, that’s like saying you’re going to karate chop someone ’till they’re chopped. You, my sir/ma’m, fail at failing.
That’s the point.
I know. I was uhhh not cohearant when I replied to that…
I think I spelled cohearant wrong. Oh well.
People need to get off Bieber, even if they don’t like his music, he’s done nothing wrong. There are plenty of other celebs that do stupid stuff all the time, yet they’re hardly ever mentioned on failblog.
He’s incredibly popular as a musician even though he has no real talent. The fail is that he is popular and the people who fail are those who like his music and fawn over him.
How about that quote, where he compared himself to me……
You, sir, are born of Mr. and Mrs. Win.
+8 internetz.
He HAS done MUCH wrong, ESPECIALLY (idk if i spelled that right) HURTING PEOPLES’ EARS WITH HIS SH!T ‘MUSIC’!
Thank you for explaining that to us. We would never have thought of that on our own. Of the many possibilities that exist, this one never crossed our minds.
some people just need to the heck.
near the old year passes back to the New Year big newsworthy moments of Fail. Nothing to do necessarily with videos or pictures, just
I hope it was fun
then he tried to do a comeback as a golf playe
Wait..?! There are other celebs who fail more than beiber?? I swear that isn’t physically possible, celebs like that are like the square root of -1..
lol Epic Fail… you just said that you are a fail -_o
cannot play the videos
and where are FAIL pictures?
Fail.
my dad complains about the non top ten picture fail… u vote for them at fail home…
I fail to see how the lincoln park rapist thing is a fail. It’s funny, it’s been turned into a catchy song, it made a sh*tload of money for a poor family and some talented musicians, and it increased rapist awareness by over 9000%.
i was gonna say the same thing, that wasn’t really a fail, was it?
it was the rapist himself that was the fail.
Especially since the attempted rape happened in my hometown (even though I no longer live there)! It’s good to know people are paying attention to the projects.
cheese
jelly
cheese i love jelly and cheese
party woooop
say cheese!
Cheese.
quesso
you no spell right ): (grammar fail was intentional, don’t kill me)
…. and the #1 fail of 2010….
THIS LIST!
LOL!
Rickroll fail!
no rickroll win
You have all been rickrolled.
Or have they?
Not if we don’t actually watch the video!
Awh..come on. You know you want to click the button. Just click the button. It’s sitting there…all lonely.. It just wants to be clicked. It’s not anything bad.. Just a somewhat cute guy singing with a voice oddly similar to the dog on Family Guy. Come on, click it.
F*CK YOU
…..So…. Did you click it? If you have not done so then you seriously should.
I clicked it and it said I have to watch it on youtube. I win this time Astley!
It’s probabaly a ‘user error’ hun. Anyway, go to Youtube & watch it there.
FAIL! ITS RUNNERS UP! NOT RUNNER UPS
No you fail ma’am it is runner ups. You don’t say you “you guys are the runners up!” Well nice try making a mark on FailBlog but you fail I’m sorry, You are the weakest commenter Good Bye.
yes…yes, you kinda do say that…
not really, say it out loud to yourself right now
Yes, really, you do say that, but it’s already been pointed out several times. So I guess the kosher thing to do would be to fail you both.
It absolutely IS “runners up”. I shouldn’t even have to explain this to you, but…
singular: brother-in-law, plural: brothers-in-law
singular: passerby, plural: passersby
singular: runner up, plural: runners up
also:
http://www.answers.com/topic/runner-up
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/runner-up
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/runner-up
Grammar fail.
Umm actuall you do say Runners Up. Unless you go to competition result announcements for very stupid people
actually, it’s runners up, not runner ups. “you guys are the runner ups!” doesn’t make sense, i said both that & “you guys are the runners up!” and the second one makes more sense, say it aloud
no it is runner ups dumb ass
amen
Quick questions: Without any punctuation how is anyone to know what this sentence means? Are you saying, “No. It is, ‘Runner ups dumb ass’”? What is involved when a runner ups a dumb ass?
I suspect we all know who the “dumb ass” is here, don’t we? And try consulting a dictionary next time: it is most definitely “runners up”.
*Runners up
RETARDS u can divide 0 by 0
please, next time you comment look at the five thousand comments above you to make sure you are not making yourself look like an idiot by going against what 99% of those comments say, ANYTHING divided by 0 is undefined, even 0.
Go On Discussing … i need something to read cause im bored
That’s why I’m here too (and I can’t beleive there’s a debate where people actually think that “runner ups” makes sense)
Aw! You suck :/ lol
The Game.
LOL I LOVE YOU FOR POSTING THAT!!! The Game is so retarded and I always get a real kick out of making people lose. So thanks for making my day!!! xD
I hate you now! I don’t know if you do the original one, Polar Bears, or not. I do, so polar bears.
ARGH! Now I have to go on FB and tell all my friends so they lose too.
Assassans Creed 2
Assassins*
Oops! That’s my own fail. Lol. Assassin’s* Creed
I like beans
Hope you like diareah as well.
*diarrhea
*sigh*
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoololol these teh beeessssssttttt fails eva
wow u fail
Your mom fails.
In bed.:P
You sir, fail for knowing that his mom fails in bed.
Maybe his mom if a milf.
Then all he does is WIN.
I highly doubt it although you are correct.
this is a HORRIBLE list.
The comment thread is far more entertaining!!
Justin Bieber shouldn’t be #1. He may be a flamboyant little queer, but he’s most likely more successful than anyone else who has commented on this post. Don’t get me wrong, I hate the kid, but he’s got it made in the shade $$$ wise.
Aw, Jake, you’re just envious because he’s much prettier than you are.
I vote Julian Assange as #1 fail of 2010, but he started failing long before that.
julian assange ftw, noob
I second the #1 fail of Justin Bieber!!!
i like that
Hahahaha funny fail
i really don’t think nything i say will match the failness of these comments.
if someone fails at failing, does that mean they succeed?
You’re so fresh
lol haha XDLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH
Lick my hairy rectum
What is a rectum?
haha! This site is pure gold!
haha! love this site!
There is a rant on Justin Bieber on YouTube by Pffyzilaman4.
And he’s serious about it.
He also said that Justin Bieber abuses kids.
sorry I spelled it wrong.
It’s Puffyzillaman4
And it’s called Ben Rants: Justin Bieber
i think hes lyin (not that bieber isnt gay)
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I gave your mom a boner.
Bieber is failing all the way to the bank. lol. People are ridiculous when they’re jealous!
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so much fail on one page!!!
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you deserved every nutshot you’re ever suffered.
Too long, did not read
tl;dr
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/7757/original/Tealdeer.gif
im not sure if he knows how to copy and past
Hai.
bye bye. gutentag. tootles. ttyl. goodbye. salut.
Thank you for voting for Justin Bieber! He sings like a girl, and not even a good girl singer…
baaby baaby babby ooohhh
Balene- Balene- Balene- oooohh
that was horrible
get a life<3
no ovence
Hell, it was much better than the original.
“offense” btw
Prob a bieber lover
thats so much better on the ears
@Isabelle: are there any good girl singers?
yes!
silly troll
hes no troll hes my buddy
Hayley Williams, nuff said + shes hot
@ all who cared about -i or the square root of zero, you deserve your own entry on the top ten list of EPIC fails.
Failiest wishes,
Someone Smarter Than U
Because…
)
i is the square root of negative one, which is an imaginary number. i^2, however, is -1, i^3 is -i (-1*i, so yes, it DOES exist), and i^4 is one (i^2 * i^2, ergo -1*-1).
The square root of zero is zero, because zero times zero is zero.
Division by zero is impossible because 1/0 is undefined. This is in turn because no matter how many zeroes you add up, they will never add up to anything greater than zero, because zero isn’t the smallest possible amount – it’s zero.
Then again, maybe I totally misjudged the tone of your post, “The WIN”, and you just can’t stand anyone being smarter than you. (Note that the than-thens are correct.
Yours nerdly,
Ubergeek
You should totally make a song out of this on youtube, Ubergeek.
You sir are a total idiot. Yes, he messed up in saying it, but the point is that all you a**holes wasted a lot of space with your gay nerd sh*t that no one cares about. Now go be an epic fail somewhere else, because no one here cares about you.
Yours awesomely,
Someone who actually has a life
WTF is a “Snookie”?
Snookie is a person from a stupid show called ” Jersey Shore”
*snooki
mmd
you deserve a cookie
This looks shopped.
I can tell because there’s a shop in the picture.
Right…. We went from random comments… To dividing by 0, 2012 and the. Some random s**t… I’m pretty sure you would only see thins on 4chan
holy sh*t ! never knew jessi slaughters dad !
i missed the whole jessi slaughter thing, damn…..
the story is great: a whittrashgirl 11 moks the people on internet, her family gets terrorized by phone cause this, and then the dad calls 0800-CYBERPOLICE ? wtf.
absolut hammer. echt. sowas geiles hab ich seltenst gesehen. leuts, hide your kids ….ich mein, lasst eure kinder nicht unbeaufsichtigt ins internet. schon gar nicht, wenn sie dumm und frech sind.
I think you should blow me.
I think this is hilarious.
i think im missing something here
haha this is the funniest thing ive ever read!
lolwhat?
Justin Beiber:
He makes millions of dollars a year
He has millions of teenage girls in love with him
Nearly everyone in the world knows of him
Yeah, he’s a REAL fail…
he is a fail. you see, more people DONT like him because there are still millions of boys AND teenagers who dont, not to mention girls as well. yes the world knows of him, but most think he is gay and retarded, and he may make a lot of money but no ammount of money can do anything, its the personality, the voice, and the everything else. he has a horrible personality, a horrible voice, and basically a horrible everything else. girls only like him because they make him look good in posters, they studioize his voice a ton, and he also beat up that kid
when ppl asked ozzie what he thought of justin beiber, he replied, WHO THE **** IS JUSTIN BEIBER?
at least his life is not ruined
are you calling yourself a fan. of course, i dont object but he isn’t my favorite singer in the world…
he is a fail he had to hire someone to teach him how to flirt when every female between 12-18 would strip just because he asked them to.
lol justin bieber is the biggest fail all time!
Justin lip synced at VMA’s so fail right there.. he also lip syncs everytime he goes live so blah
*What a load of utter crap ^. Get lives guys. There’s more to life than a computer screen.*
….. Says Batman’s sidekick.
STOP TALKING S**T ABOUT THESE TROLLS, OR THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, YOU DUN GOOF’D.
… says batman sidekick.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn’t mine. But if you stopped being a hypocrite and started posting legitimate crap it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It’s a highly effective meme reference. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you think before you comment… I’m on a horse.
I’ve always wanted to post that & was about to… Damn you…. But, thanks.
This has already been done in this thread, and better.
I hump your computer screen everyday and jizz on the keyboard….LIKE A BOSS!
BANG
12^0=I
Wrong.
12^0 = 1
i = √-1
Good Luck passing algebra 2.
Paul wrote Hebrews…
I love grape Jelly…
In our local FL school system, apparently a 1/5 on the FCAT is an acceptable grade for moving to the next grade level. Perhaps it stands for Fail Cindergarden Arithmetic Test?
And aye to the upper comment on top 10 pics.
Finally… justin bieber gets a award he actually deserves
/END
**** /ending of the beginning.
Yes, this confirms it, you have a hernia. *cough* *cough*
i like getting hernia exams. luckily i never get one from guys
Whoa. Where on Earth did Hernia come from? X_X I have no Hernia. Gross.
I like this video… late 1990s early 21st century… not to much of a great difference at the start… I hope one day I will be able to see this girl, she is so beautiful… (I’m not in love; I even didn’t go to that high school)…
GAAH, talking about imaginary numbers and x/0. lets face it, we are nerds.
Justin Bieber, fail or no fail, i don’t care. he/she/it makes a lot of money by singing tunes a five year old can think of and sing in the same octave, so technically he/she/it wins. (untill he/she/it gets mutilated more than michael jackson was to make more money for the record companies, at which (bring it on grammar nazi’s) point i’ll point and laugh.
Check your dictionary, it’s runners up, no more need for discussion. Also, this is the internet, why do we care abaut splengil?? we can still udnersatnd eachtoher precfetly, eevn whit ltos of slepnig eorrrs! (yes, this was done on purpus, that to, as well as that)
NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT FAIL OF ALL:
THERE ARE STILL NO PICTURES!!!
94% of kids would scream if justin beiber were to kill himself/herself by jumping off a 10 story building reply if you are one of the 6% who would bring popcorn, laugh, and push him i know I would totally push him/her.
you switched the percentages
oh bartender! another round for these two please…
i would bring the party after
Meh, none of these were on my top list. Someone said #2 was fake; Thailand Burgerking ad, #3 won’t play, 1 was heheh funny but mostly just ouch. The best one on this list is the guy mistaking a urinal for a sink.
spam cleaning
do
Maybe you think someone is the ‘failest’ person of the year, but you do not post it publicly. Imagine how you would have feel if you found out that almost half of the millions of people who go on this website thought you were a total loser. Not trying to be preachy here, but honestly, what a slap in the face.
almost half? what r u on?
Yeah, a slap in the face, just like every time I hear a Justin Bieber song.
your luck i get a headache
I have an Ipod too. Oh and yeah i have a cat on my lap you were right!!!!!!
well person with a cat on his lap with a i pod guess what you are super gay
BURN
fail fail fail! the result is 95% not 100%. fail
be careful, or Bieber might through something at you! or cry…. either way….
*throw
naw it would come back and hit him
Christmas is now what it should be. A commercialized holiday that gives no credit to an imaginary child born of a virgin mother. It is impossible for him to be the son of God because god does not exist. He is a fairytale created to give the weak of mind a feeling of importance and worth in life.
Although Jesus was a real person, the entire “son of god” thing was just a cheating wife who really stuck to her story.
but the important thing is that you feel superior to everybody involved, eh?
get off your high horse, man.
and this completes my daily rant
I like Cheese!!! Yum.
Holey Opschnog
“Justin Beiber:
He makes millions of dollars a year
He has millions of teenage girls in love with him
Nearly everyone in the world knows of him
Yeah, he’s a REAL fail…”
Yeah.. I guess 12 year olds do count as “teenagers”
No Fail Pictures Section?
Fail.
Lost.
The.
Game.
OH, yeah thanks *sarcasm* >:(
*Looks down at keyboard*
Errr are we being figurative or literal here? 0___o
major FAIL
I love the idea behind this site, but it takes the fun out of it when the creators make stupid ‘fail’ mistakes themselves.
Anyone with a basic 3rd grade education knows that the term is “Runners up”, not “Runner Ups”.
Didn’t have time to read all the posts, working night shift Christmas Eve. The puking roller coaster was number 1 with me. Getting pelted with likely beer and corn dogs had to blow the whole trip for the pukees.
im from vancouver and i cant belive there was no snow but its raining on christmas eve so we dont get much snow:(
Cry about it
everyone has aids!
Wow!!!! tooo many comments
ya think
I think it’s weird that “Answering Your Phone in Class FAIL” got the second place when it’s from a commercial, “Roller Coaster Vomit FAIL” should definitely have gotten it’s spot.
swallowed what?
lets get the comments to be over 9000..
2010 was a good year, in my opinion…..
This post contains mostly comments on Justin Bieber and math…. I do believe Justine Bieber is winning through these posts.
the bird is the word!
this too is a comment
YUO ARE AL FAILS!!!
I wonder if the pot is calling the kettle black here
he had to be black
“runnur-ups” Failblog you are a hippocrit
*hypocrite…..A for effort.
hi my name is Mike roach. Now REPEAT my name.
“Craven Moorehead”
why do people use curses and bad words anyway? i mean. it doesn’t make them any smarter. it truely isnt funny. and to make a point, they can use strong good words instead of bad ones. i mean, come on. it doesnt get you anywhere into the future so whats the point. it certanetly cant be that fun. all youre doing is talking.
Okay, so… We, or whomever uses ‘bad words’ use them as a way to express ourselves. It makes us feel bigger and even sometimes more powerful as well as sometimes it is just fun. Sure, we are just ‘talking’ but it’s the way we are talking and it is how we express ourselves as well as the meaning of ‘freedom to speak’. Just saying.
Bad words are damned useful. They lend gravitas to an argument due to their uncommon usage.
There is also some research suggesting that swearing after an injury can reduce pain perception:
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1910691,00.html
And finally, “Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer”~Mark Twain.
I really think it just makes you look pretty damn stupid. ^^
Agree with absugarmouse.
i have just sat and wasted at least 5 minutets of my life reading all of this.
purple llamas are cool
You read it in less than five minutes? Holy crap you read fast…unless your not talking about the comments, and are talking about the actual post, in which case you are just like everyone else. Sorry.
Yep, Justin Bieber as number 1 fail o’ 2010, I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER HAPPINEZZ!!!! X3
This entire comments section is a WIN!
Ew. I that last video about the roller coaster was gross. Poor girl… made my stomach churn, but at the same time it was kind of funny xD
The Biebster def number one, not so sure about the snooksta…
Is Justin Bieber really a dude????? Cause he sounds like a little girl when he sings
i think he got surgery or something…or he’s just gay. yeah he’s gay
muahaha, first time visiting this site, I thought all these comments were part of a failpost…and that made sense, because all that math stuff was a horrible fail!
iz chrismas tiem. i read comment page
Schwing
haahahahaaaaaaaa these comments made me LOL. until it got to maths. then i wanted to cry. then it was jb. made me wanna get a gun and shoot her/him/it.
LLLAAAMAAAASSSSS
Justin Bieber is a a hole
WTF MATHS FAIL\
meep
Pi is exactly 3!
Really? Woah…so I’ve been learning wrong this whole time? I can’t believe it! (sarcasm)
I have to live with this nickname…
…..*facepalm*
LOL
Wow. This long. Very much so.
Mmmhm. Tis.
Sorry.
wow…this page too ages to read…there’s soooo many comments!!!
I live with it everyday.
that s**t was funny but it they should have put some tattoo fails in there as well
ahahahahah best fails ever…
…………..ass itches……………..
It’s a WIN if you had to look at your keyboard to see the joke behind that one.
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beat.
bludgeoned.
beaned.
now remember these times of sadness and woe, and remember this always…
YOU DESERVED IT.
k so first of all Justin Bieber is NOT the #1 fail person, he’s actulally the #1 amazing and talented people in the world, and secondly how were the 2010 olympics a fail just cause there wasnt as much snow as we hoped, no one can control the weather so im pretty sure i can give the #1 fail website to fail blog. congradulations!
#1 fail to you “iamalwaysright” for clearly NOT always being right. ConGRATulations!
… this comment is a fail. You spelt congratulations wrong. and Justin Bieber sings about things he doesnt know s**t about. His attitude is incredibly poor and his melodies r similar to commercial jingles. He is definitely NOT one of the most talented people in the world. you need a reality check stat.
my favorite fail isn’t included
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To keep up with the sweet randomness of the previous posts-
I tried to be square and somewhat passed – but more like like a circle I am…..
Furries rule!
Wolfs rule – VAMPIRES SUCK
2010 = 3 a great number
while 2011 = 4 which is 2*2, which 2 is the ONLY prime EVEN number…
FAILBLOG FAILS AT FAILING!!!!!
BeWARe of meh!
- I know more than enough to be dangerous, – the knowledge negates me being dangerous- or does it?
0! = 1
yep, all those are pretty much accurate
So, so many fails just from illiterate people trying to start arguments with other people who can actually spell. And use punctuation.
^ Here we have an excellent example of a “sentence fragment”. Fail.
Touchè.
^ Here we have an excellent example of somebody misspelling “touché”.
Also, illiterate does not mean somebody who can’t write well, it means somebody who can’t write at all. Everybody who commented here is literate.
i like apples
I like peanut butter.
I LIKE PIE
There are no happy people….Are there?
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omg, this takes almost forever to read
also to the person who said pie = 3 this is only true when dealing with bloody stupid johnstion (i have no idea how to spell so spelling it how i think it sounds) reference to the diskworld novels for those who dont know
hope all u trolls up there have had fun this year and merry trolling in the coming year!
watch biggest freakout videos on youtube. FAIL.
A Shrubbery!
BTW why is everyone talking about math?!?! If you like it so much, stay at school!
I’m your Father!
..mom?
NO! he is my grandma i <3 u nana
The most epic fail of all time is…
Soory, I just forgot. I’ll call you back later
Justin bieber
The most epic fail of all time is…
Sorry, I just forgot. I’ll call you back later
Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere! >:C
“…dozen hair nets.”
so long and thanks for all the fish
so sad that it has come to this
We tried to warn you but oh dear
Chipongonisium!
TLDR.
thats going out to you, jesuswasnotreal and rogue
I agree with the top ten failest people!
Teh fail in 2011, is meh, i fail, GOOD MORNING AERICA
CHEEZ SQUARED EQUALS BALLHAIR
WU LIKES COOKIES I WUV THEM!!! RAARGH!!! LIL BRITAIN!!! BOB BARTLETTS GHOST!!! CHARLIE AND WONKA THE PEDO!!!! im hungry 0_o
MILEY CYRUS DID THE VIDEO “CANT BE TAMED” CUZ SHE IS A SMELLY DIRTY DISEASED PIGEON! TAKE THAT MILEY! l-o-s-e-r
Guess what guys I moved on from iPhone to Blackberry
Blackberrys so old, everyone uses kin
We have aprox. one year till the zombie apocolypse starts… follow me, i have a chainsaw… -.-
Yay for hitler
Lol
Most of these comments are fails on their own
I LIKE TRAINS
Ohmigod this has to be RHE longest on going post chain I’ve ever seen. >~> <~~< so….. In the case of the Zombie apocalypse I will follow zombielova and contribute with my kick-ass ninja slippage for we all know that the zombies will team up with the ninja's and we will all be screwed.
*after looking through these comments* Wait, what was this fail about, again?
Dear Failblog,
I,M HUNGRY FOR YOUR POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I first read this whole thing I thought it was the fail…. I guess that’s a fail in its self…? Thank you guys for making my night just that much funnier.
And by the way, it’s “All in favor please say ‘I’ ”
Not that complicated….?
It’s ‘Aye’ you retred.
I thought ‘Aye’ was said like the letter A, sorry about that.
And “retred”? Please explain.
Retred?
Good one{:
Redundancy fail! A retred is an air pooh that escapes your nose, only to re-breach your olfactory event horizon and at the same time emitting an “ew gross” auditory dualistic call pattern intrinsic of the event. It’s also a bored person’s way of saying retard.
Multiple grammar fails by self.
are there any failblog fails?
No there are no fails featured on Failblog.
MY LIFE IS GRAY ALL THAT SURROUNDS ME IS GRAY EVEN TRAVIS GRAY IS GRAY EVERYONE IS EGYPTIAN SQUIRREL SCROTUM!!
I DONT WANT TO B GRAAAAAAY!
Is it fail that they have the frontierville avatar image for the farmville fail mention or fail that I know the difference?
BEHOLD!!! THE POWER OF CHEESE!!!!!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIRTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!1!!!11
Three things:
1. Christmas is a commercial holiday, not religious.
2. Jesus isn’t real.
3. Even if Jesus was real, he wasn’t born in December.
Kthnxbai
I also support the motion for fail pictures
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111oneoneONE
LAST!!!
nope i am
WRONG
I AM
EVEN MORE WRONG BRO
I AM
Canada has Arcade Fire.
I am LOLing in bliss as I read the comments. They’re the only ones worth reading in this article.
*claps* Give two people a computer and a place to comment and this is what happens. This is amazing and a testament to the awesomesauce that is the human race.
Wait, does my comment make any sense?
I was last to comment on Jan. 4, 2011 @ 9:09 AM Central Time…
LAST COMMENT!!!!!
Last
lol. its funny how people who hate math can be tricked into doing math just because someone says something that confuses them. I mean, if I say 1,000,000^0 = 1, I might confuse someone, and then there will be a whole new argument, similar to the one above.
also, Ty, by commenting I’ve proved you wrong.
Lol dude.
look at were a-z is on the keyboard! XD
EPIC FAIL
Answering Phone in class made me ROFL the most
Haha wow. The watermelon fail has to be the funniest on here.
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