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Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

When police finally found these terrorists, they confiscated hundreds of miniature sticks of dynamite.

-The Paper Boy

Ben Huh, the founder of the Cheezburger Network, will be in NY to sign FAIL Nation, Graph Out Loud and more!

Meet him at the Borders at Columbus Circle on Thursday, October 8, starting at 7pm to get signed copies of:

- FAIL Nation

- Graph Out Loud

- How To Take over Teh Wurld

- I Can Has Cheezburger

Thx to Julie:

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found cat–black with white stripes

Hi, I found a cat today near the arboretum. She’s black with white stripes down her back. She seems a little standoffish. Does not get along well with children.

She doesn’t have a collar, but seems to be an indoor cat and went without hesitation for a can of cat food I opened for her.

I think she’s been away from home a while. She’s quite smelly. May need a bath.

Please e-mail me to claim. Small rehoming fee (to cover the cost of the litterbox and cat food).

EDITOR’S NOTE: 5:30pm
We consider the fake-y-ness of all submissions. Especially when it seems as suspect as this. But the winning reason (or failing reason) for posting is that the picture seems to show a skunk in someone’s home — we’ll let THAT sink in for a minute here.

If you’re bat-s**t crazy enough to kidnap a skunk into your home and post a picture on Craigslist to get a few lulz, we salute you. FAIL!