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Are we supposed to be able to read that?
‘Ctrl +’
learn it, live it, love it.
Pinch out to zoom? Ctrl + Scroll up? Magnifying glass? A3 Printer?
‘Ctrl scroll’?
You’re welcome.
i never knew that! THX!
Boooooooooooooooooring
*hug* thank you!
That just magnified the blur.
JJ – 11:18am (Dec 3rd)
Hey Kevin. Would u like to get together tonight? im off work tomorrow! Besides, I want to see ur face again:)
Kevin – 12:07pm
Just woke up. Man I am dead. Actually I already have plans playing cards tonight. Sorry.
I will text u later. Have fun at work
JJ – 1:35 pm
Oh…
JJ – 2:20 pm
Dont worry abot texting me later. Talk to u some other time
JJ – 5:30 pm
Thought u said all u had going on today was paperwork when I asked u yesterday
Kevin
Ya. I did that today. My friends asked me to play cards this morning.
JJ
So between 2am when I left and 11am when I asked to hang out u made plans? that is since you wok up at 12.
Kevin
Are u kidding me? He texted me at 10am
JJ
Funny how a guy always gets laid and wants nothing more to do w/ me but my mistake. Take care Kev. Im sorry to have bothered u.
JJ – 6:06 pm
Please delete my number.
JJ – 6:23 pm
I dont have any friends Kevin, thats why I ask to hang out, and I assumed since you like me, u wouldnt mind getting together more than one a week
Anyway Im having a horrible day as it is and I dont like things to end badly. So just want to say, I really do wish the best of lick. Ur a good man
Im glad to have met u.
Nevermind, my day just got worse…u took me off facebook. And im sitting in a stupid commuter lot cryin.
JJ – 6:51 pm
Kevin. Ur a amazing man, and I dont want to lose u.
So is this goodbye?
Look, Im on my way over to ur place to apologize. And if u dont like what I have to say, I wont bother u again.
JJ – 8:14 pm
Well, I just dropped by ur house, but all u guys are gone. I tried my best efforts and even went to ur home to apologize in person. Anyway Im truely sorry Kevin.
JJ – 8:33 pm
Im going back to ur place to wait for u. I already embarassed myself tonight, and I have nothing else to lose. But its worth a try.
JJ – 0:06 pm
Ur friend was home, knocked on the door to see if by any chance u would be gome even though ur car isnt. But he didnt answer.
Look im going to wat for u in this parking lot right by ur house. I know u probably think im crazy, but Im now. Just having the worst dat today and I just want to fix this, because I messed up, and its a crappy feeling.
JJ – 9:15pm
And if I have to, I will wait all night…because I really like u and I havent felt this excited about anyone, like I do u.
JJ – 9:46 pm
Please say something Kevin, anything.
JJ – 10:01 pm
U always gome for that good scene, as u see in the movies. Guy/girl waits at the persons front porch that she cares about, all night. And he finally comes home seeing her sat there. they have a conversation and everything is better than it was before. But In my case I ambarassed and made byself look bad by sending un-Godly amout of texts followed by many calls. And now sitting in a parking lot by ur house hoping by some chance u feel the same as I do, and call me, and come 10ft down from your house to tell me everything is ok, u forgive me, and give me a kiss.
JJ – 1:12 am (Dec 4)
Goodbye Kevin.
JJ – 3:36 pm (Dec 5)
Ok, I lied. I dont want to part ways. Im supposed to go on a date tonight, but I cancelld. I want to date and get to know u Kevin.
I know I freaked out on u Saturday and scared u, and Im very sorry. Im asking if u will give me a second chance.
Im off Friday and Saturday. I was wondering if u let me take u ice skating? =)
JJ – 2:43 om
Hey Kevin, I just want u know, I think ur a great man and Im glat I have got the chance to meet u.
Its been a long time since I have been this excited about anyone. But I know ur not going to come around and speak to me after Saturday, so I will part my way. Thanks for making me smile. no one has made me smile like u have. =) Take care of yourself ok? Bye Kevin.
JJ – 3:49 pm
Do u honestly not want to see me anymore?
I have a big heart and I care about people, thats why I get persistant at time and has been worst enemy as u can see.
I care about u kevin, so if u dont want to see me anyone, please tell me. And I give u my word, I wont call/text u anymore.
Kevin – 4:06pm
I don’t feel comfortable seeing u anymore.
Cheers man
This is unbelievable! lesson learned, right? Don’t let potential psychos know where you live!
Or maybe you shouldn’t bang a girl before you know whether or not she is heavily medicated?!
Naaaah….first advice was better….bang her…just dont let her know where you live
true that
How are you going to tell someone is a psycho from a couple of hours dancing with them in a club? Your advice is not helpful. Anyway, most people aren’t like that.
this^
that was supposed to go under wtfs comment
This. And just IMAGINE if he had gotten her pregnant. *shudder* She would have kept it just to have a connection to him.
Fatal Attraction IRL!! So scary!
sure I always make sure my ladies are very heavily medicated before I do stuff to em
agree…guy and their penis…
Mike = Good guy greg IRL
except that he posted this.
*Reads tiny text
*Types it up ath the same time
Nah. If it was me I would have replied sooner for my sake and hers!
Unnecessary. haha.
wait…is JJ a guy? kevin called her man so….gay guys are insane too lol
Move your head closer to the screen and squint like the rest of us old folk who do not know how to control the pluses and zeros for default size…
lol yeah i did that THEN read the comments
You could have half-decent vision and read it, or any of the thrilling features that have been implemented in your computer for years.
Yeah, I can read from like a feet away.
Easy.
Yes, it is in english.
Anonymouse uses Farsightedness. It’s super effective!
I feel a bit sorry for her. Wouldn’t want to go out with her after that, but she’s sounds a bit tortured.
Take her to a good therapist.
I know a good Therapist / Analyst. Goes by the name Tobias.
Clever Troll is clever.
It was a pretty Funke comeback.
Badum tss! Nice work, dudes.
agreed^ i know a lot of girls like this. she’s not crazy. she’s depressed and needs counseling.
Depression = mental health condition
Crazy = derogatory term for people with impaired mental health
Person with Depression = Crazy
No. Also, even though they re-posted, I’m still not reading. The Fail here is the post.
get your magnifying glass out.
View/Zoom now available on browsers everywhere, even on lameass blackberries.
The scary thing is how big these comments are.
Omg yes, i was just thinking that.
That’s what SHE said!
I didn’t say that.
lol
^ this!!
B*tches be crazy.
CTRL+Scroll and squint a bit :p
You can also just simply print it out, it’s bigger on paper.
Can’t tell if trolling or very non-eco-conscious…
Maybe he’s trolling nature.
funny sh¡t right there, you should have stayed, that chick might kill you bro… #STALKERS SUCK
Zoom in, silly.
TL;DR, fake, etc.
How do you know whether it’s fake if you didn’t read it?
Lol, good one!
Ha ha! nice one:)
Haha, that was quite fun to read.
the real huge fail in this “fail”:
You’re name: “KEVIN”.
nothing good to expect from you…
BTW: She really seemed to be a NICE girl. well done op… -.-
she only seemed like a nice girl for about 10 texts. After that, it just got crazy weird.
The real fail in this comment? “you’re name: Kevin”
YOUR!!
^ this, plus, how is it a fail on YOUR part if your parents decided they liked the name Kevin?
your really good in grammar!
but I don’t like you’re comment.
It’s because YOU’RE black
I hope you’re kidding. A girl that is that high maintenance is immature and needs to grow her own two legs.Those types of people are SO annoying!
Plus, she’s hoping for a “movie scene” where the person waits at the beloved’s door all night? Someone needs a hard slap of reality, or none of their relationships will ever enter the boundaries of sanity.
And yet men will bed her, and some lucky fella is going to end up a daddy. And WHOSE fault will THAT be? You can’t blame the crazy chick- she’s crrrrraaaaazzzy!
I have to say that made me laugh…
“Oh, sorry I can’t hang out, I made some plans with the guys earlier this morning.”
“WTF IT’S ONLY NOON I LET YOU BANG ME I HAVE NO FRIENDS WE’RE OVER!”
That’s not the kind of reaction I’d be looking for from a girl. Mild disappointment? Maybe. Not a total break down.
but seriously… I enjoyed that!
7 comments? Really?
Actually there’s 10. 11 if you count this one.
That was brilliantly played, sir.
I don’t know how to show my appreciation for this picture LOL
It’s funny how the guy only replied like 4 times LOLs just realised xD
I sure wouldn’t want to date her though… she just goes on and on
roflamao!!!
it makes you wonder what happened after tho?? maybe they got together again…
UNLIKELY!!! xD
i just thought like maybe someone faked this picture THAT WOULD SUCK
hope it’s tru!
wow I just noticed that smiley faces here change into picture!!!
:S :O 
:p
You’re that chick, right?
i just thought the same thing xD
me too!
me three
me four… oops it’s me again.
C-c-c-combo breaker!!!
oops I guessed 3 smiley faces wrong LOL!!
don’t use :S :O or :p THEY DONT WORK!!!!!!!
they work for me, just try posting them more, sometimes it needs more time to load the images and if they appear more often they get a higher priority to get loaded
eight is enough….
Yeah! They work here as well! Keep on trying!
Cool Face, you seemed like an ok person at first, but after post #5, you just look crazy. sorry…i dont feel comfortable posting around you anymore.
I see what you did there
I’d still hit it
With a train
FAHAHAHA!
Ooh this is in West Virginia, I bet? I happen to know a psychotic, overbearing, nut case with those same initials. That is so funny.
I know a nutjob in Wva with those initials too.
I think she’s got a twin in Missouri.
Hey now, don’t be hating on WV. Although she might be, she at least uses complete sentences except for “u” and “ur”.
She doesn’t have any friends? SHOCKER.
Are you suggesting sexual acts get more friends? Because I agree
this is what happens when someone who can’t calm their insecurities down does. they put all the power in the other person’s response. i can personally say i’ve been in this situation. she could have said he’s not all that and let it go, but girls with low self esteem let other things define them. and if other things don’t go their way, they force it. *sigh* girls. There are a lot of them out there like this.
Yes there are a lot of girls with low self esteem. I’ve been in that position before too, sometimes I even find myself self-sabotaging with my fiance, and I already have him lol.
But I can honestly say I have NEVER been this crazy! Having low self esteem does not mean you can’t understand appropriate boundaries.
Seconded. Even in my lowest depths of depression and self-loathing, I was never THIS. THIS crosses a line into insanity.
sadly
Here is the only thing I can say in her defense: It sounds like they slept together. Women aren’t really wired for 1-night stands and sex typically means more to them than it does to a man. She probably shouldn’t have given it up on the first date, but unfortunately I think a lot of girls feel pressured to do so by society. Maybe that’s what happened here, maybe not. Obviously she has some dependency issues, but this situation definitely seems to have been exacerbated by them sleeping together.
I have to disagree. Not all women are wired for one night stands, but some are, myself included. It’s frustrating to me when guys (and sometimes girls) make it sound as if it’s impossible for a woman to have sex without falling madly in love. It’s not true. Some of us can, and do, enjoy having sex with multiple random partners.
Um… i”m a woman, and a BUNCH of women are wired for one-night-stands. Unfortunately, instead of being labeled as “normal” with a normal working sex drive, they are labeled as “sloots,” and crazy people who think everyone who sleeps with them HAS to be deeply in love with them has become the expected “normal” for women. In reality, Women who are expecting a bunch of emotional mumbo jumbo out of a one-night-stand usually have extreme issues to deal with. I’m going to take a wild guess in the wind here that you received abstinence only education that taught you women are all emotional and can’t possibly enjoy sex just for fun? yes? Thought so. There is absolutely NO excuse for this kind of neurotic behavior from a woman. This is psychologist worthy. She is probably very young, but she has a lot of issues to deal with.
A women having fun with sex ? Burn the witch ! BURN HER !
On a more serious note – those texts should have you call for help ASAP. It can be the last call for help before a suicide attempt and even if you do not want to keep in touch with him/her anymore, keep her texting until someone qualified picks him/her up.
You don’t want to hear he/she killed herself after you turned him/her down for a date.
Absolutely this.
It’s about time people learn to distinguish love from sex and maybe society won’t be so messed up.
I meant I agreed with Katie’s reply- the girl in question is obviously crazy. Or should I say terminally codependent?
Sloots? WTH?
it was supposed to say S L U T S but it automatically changed it for some reason.
So a woman is either an abstinence-loving prude, or a hip, cool, one-night-stand loving chick like you?
There’s a happy medium. Simply because some women/men prefer to know a sexual partner fairly well prior to the act doesn’t mean he/she is some kind of killjoy out to judge you. Why can’t we all just like to do what we like to do free of judgment? Good sex with a good partner feels good no matter what! We can all agree on that.
That aside, it sounds like this girl in question has been through this multiple times with multiple men. What she needs is someone to explain to her that if she wants a lasting relationship, she’s going about it in a very wrong way.
Who says the guy only wanted one night? Maybe he was turned off, by the fact that while he was busy playing cards, she went completely crazy.
Interestingly enough, a study showed that women are equally as likely to agree to a one night stand IF they know their partner-to-be is good in bed. See, both genders love getting off, but one nights stands are generally geared to get the GUY off, not the chick. Thus, if a woman KNOWS you’re the real deal in bed, odds are if she’s single, she’ll take it.
oh man get off that evolutionary psych bs before it ruins your perceptions of women forever
She sounds hot. Did he died?
If he did, this would be evidence…
hahahahhahahahahhahahhahahah so true
Whats scary is this sounds like my ex wife trying to get back together with me after she left me for another guy. lol
At least then she had a reason to be insecure about your opinion of her and desperate to have you talk to her… not saying it’s appropriate or it makes her any less crazy, but…. a conversation like this after one date screams “i’m going to murder you and keep your body in my closet so i can gaze at it lovingly while it decomposes.”
It’s funny how she had a planned date with someone else 2 days later, but flipped on him about cards.
I doubt there was really another date. She probably thought that if she said that, he would get jealous and respond to her texts.
She most likely made that up, and added the bit about cancelling, to try and a response
i know, right?
crazy woman…
I don’t really care if it’s real or fabricated. I know women this crazy.
You and me both! lol
I know men like this too.
Me too. This isn’t just women. I’ve had about three guys in my life like this, and I have one once. I haven’t even slept with him, we’ve gone on one date, and he texts me constantly like this.
Same. A guy in my class started texting me like crazy after one coffee “date”. Even followed me to my car once on campus asking why I wasn’t responding. [shiver] Thankfully he finally got the hint and has since chilled the eff out, but sheesh.
something like that happened to me
She doesn’t have friends, she takes hostages.
you hit that right on.
I got texts like this from an ex-boyfriend. It got so bad that I had to change my number. Imagine texts like that for over a month.
If you are a riot girl, shouldnt it be from an “ex-girlfriend?”
I once sent messages this crazy to an ex girlfriend over a month, it got so bad that she had to change her number. I mean, they weren’t like this, they were crazy in a totally different way.
Trolololol, I see what you did there, Rawrmando.
Kevin? How could you post this up for everyone to see? Those were personal texts from me to you, my love. I guess its alright cause you’re my ONLY friend, but you should’ve asked first. Are you listening to me Kevin? Kevin? You’re a great guy Kevin and I don’t want to lose you. You there Kevin? I’m headed over to your house now to sit on your porch some more. Please come and talk to me Kevin. I’m madly in love with you and its only taken one date. Imagine how great it’ll be after two or more. Or maybe we could just elope. Does that sound good to you, Kevin? Kevin, I NEED you! Kevin? Hey Kevin! Text me back Kevin. I’ll never give up on you, Kevin. Never.
Kevin? Can you feel me? I’m inside of you right now….so close I can hear your heart. Your bowels are warm like the kindness of your soul. Kevin…you’re a good man…..you poop smells good…LOL
Kevin?
Oh dear… I knew the male version of her some years back. Wish there was a way to get them together.
GOOD GOD! could you imagine the texts between the two of them?!
Well.. I would LOVE to laugh at them too =)
Step 1: Introduce them.
Step 2: Get them to exchange numbers
Step 3: Make sure they are txting
Step 4: Change their number for the other person to a 3rd number that you can read (hardest step to pull off without knowing)
Step 5: Laugh as they try to “text” each other, all messages going unanswered to this 3rd phone number for your viewing pleasure.
Fake or not i KNow people like this!!
Where’s the rest?
dear web designer, why are you so bad.
I agree! We want more! Tell us you got more and then leave us wanting…. web designer! Web designer! Why won’t you talk to me????? Where is your porch, so I can go sit in it until you post the rest of it?????
Web designer?
my god kevin i think you should change your number…..and move, to a diff country lol
^^^ this
Different planet*
Safety first.
I don’t think it is funny to joke about loneliness.
It is when someone is this out of their mind.
Loneliness is part of the human condition. Just like sex, death, & farts. There’s nothing wrong with joking about it.
It is at this point when it is perfectly ok to run like hell, call the cops, hide in the closet, and hold a bat and call it self deffence.
the girl sends a text on DEC 5th 3:35pm and a bit later at DEC 5th 2:43pm? MAKES NO SENSE
it just got switched when he put it together…if you move the 2:43 reply above the 3:35 the whole thing about “parting ways” makes more sense *shrug*
this
I hope this dude is still alive. As a woman, I am so upset with my gender right now. WTF.
It’s not just women, it’s a mental illness. Borderline Personality Disorder.
Wow… crazy much? And she wonders why she cant get a guy to stay with her…
I like how the image is so small that the text is all pixellated making it just as uneasy to read when zoomed in as when trying to read it while it’s zoomed out.
Agh! Reminds me of a guy who texted me nonstop for two months after ONE date with crap like this. When I ran out of ways to politely say I wasn’t interested in pursuing anything, I started ignoring his texts and watched this exact type of crazy train wreck pour through my phone. …Maybe I can find his number and hook these two up.
I knew a guy like this. He had less carisma than a cardbordbox, and I was with him for maybe a month. The first sign telling me something was wrong was when i picked his nose and ate what he found, and when I asked him wth he was doing, he started crying out of embarassment. Then I realised his penis didnt work, and he wasnt able to wash it because he refused to get his foreskin fixed. Then it turned out he was always broke and relied on his mom for money. He bought me dinner once, but as soon as the vaitress came with the bill, he asked if we could bail and be a bit crazy -.- I dumped him after all this, and afterwords he just went crazy. Stalked me and left messages on my cell crying like a baby and threathening to kill himself. This pic reminded me so much of him, its scary….ugh!!
Now I am scared of irish people.
*he! God forbid, I did not put my fingers in him!
I apologize on behalf of all Irish people. He does not represent us! Also… sort of sounds like he never grew up, he wasn’t looking for a girlfriend, he was looking for a girl to mother him with constant unconditional devotion and affection. Good luck to you with your non-Irish endeavors.
What is now crazy would have been considered true love 50 – 100 years ago. When you liked/loved someone, you didn’t give up. Funny the divorce rate was considerably lower then.
Guess it just proves you need to be insane to truly love someone!
Didn’t give up, or resigned to live in misery? No need to romanticize our forebears. Unhappiness in relationships is not new to this or any generation.
…Misery is still rampant in our culture. It hasn’t gone away. Romanticizing the past is folly, but assuming that the crux of many relationships was a resignation to live in misery is equally ridiculous. We have changed our social values; we no longer put an emphasis on keeping promises or commitments. Resignation to that which we choose for ourselves is important. When one gets married they vow to stay with someone for the rest of their lives. The ease of breaking that promise in this culture does weaken the core that we have formed our social structure around.
Yeah, funny how the divorce rate is lower when women are totally dependent on their husbands, and beating your wife is socially acceptable.
I would swear this psycho chick is Natasha in Montana….who used to live in CA…
That guy was undoubtably a prick, and the only fail here is him. Yeah, she went overboard but he did nothing to convince her otherwise until a few days later, if you’re going to be a douche and take advantage of a girl who has problems for sex, at least try and have a little dignity by being straight up about it later instead of letting her go into raving lunatic mode.
Fake or not, be honest with a girl or at least have the courage to flat out say you don’t want to see them or hear from them anymore, that sissy “I don’t think I feel comfortable” is pathetic.
Whatever, rant over, I no mad, I just frustrated that people actually act like this.
Mmm…I think any normal woman, after one date, would have reacted differently to a change in plans. I think if someone told me they already made plans, my natural reaction would be to say “okay I’ll call you later” not oh god here we go again, and then consequently go into freak out mode. He didn’t actually do anything wrong or suggest he did or did not want to keep dating her; she automatically jumped to him dumping her. And you know what, he was probably too busy trying to hide from her homicidal rage to want to talk to her later!
Maybe you should read the first few messages. His “I’m playing cards” excuse was BS, he said he was invited while he was sleeping, and he said he just woke up and was really tired when she texted him.
There’s little chance he accepted the card invite before she texted him and if he did, there’s nothing wrong cancelling a few minutes later. A real man would have cancelled cards to date a woman he slept with anyway.
Clearly he was just giving her an excuse not to see her again and she saw through it. She over-reacted, but he’s the douche in the first place.
Then again, I also think most such over-reactions are caused by text messages themselves. The people you send messages to don’t respond right away, so after you send a first message you feel like sending a second one to add more. What’s 2 texts right?
Then you think you should clarify something and you send a third.
Then you still get no response and you think the person is being a douche and is ignoring you, so you send an angry fourth message.
Then you realize you went a bit far so you sent text #5 to say sorry.
But then you realize “sorry” isn’t good enough so you send text #6 to make a better apology.
You still get no response after a few hours so you send text #7 to ask if the person is still upset or what is going on?
No response so you sent text 8 to apologize again.
After a while, still no response so you get upset about it, especially since it has caused you to embarrass yourself by sending so many text messages. So you sent text 9 to express your disappointment.
Then you realize maybe you shouldn’t have done that and apologize again: text 10.
No response and you’re very worried. You send messages 11, 12 and 13 to beg for an answer.
13 messages minimum because the person you’re talking to thinks it’s ok to ignore friends, their boy/girlfriend, or a person they just had sex with.
How about people stop being anti-social cowards and actually say what they have to say? Don’t want to see somebody? Tell them! Afraid they’ll get upset? You shouldn’t: if they have no reason to be upset, they probably won’t be and if they do, you can ignore it. But if they have a good reason to be upset, then that’s your fault and you should live up to your responsibilities. Don’t sleep with a girl if you can’t tell her the next day that you don’t want to see her again!
Funny how as cell phones and the Internet were invented, we seem to communicate less and less.
U mad, sistah?
Or…don’t bang somebody you just met. Problem solved.
Unfair assumption- he may have thought she was emotionally stable, and only decided to run after getting her texts that proved she isn’t. He may have been trying to avoid upsetting her more by telling her to get lost, just hoping she’d eventually get the message. Apparently a misplaced hope, but just because he didn’t know how to handle the situation doesn’t mean he deliberately took advantage of a girl he knew had emotional problems.
Utd much? trolololol
At first I thought the guy was an ass…. but then I seen it was only one date…..WOW, that’s too crazy.
Fatal Attraction, anyone?
I found it really difficult to breathe after getting through the fìrst section.
Locate a spot on the other side of the planet. Change your name so that your new name has none of the letters of the old one. Move to the new spot and use your new name.
When a guy starts ignoring my texts, I expect it. At this point…I’d be more surprised if any guy continued talking to me after three weeks.
I know the lot of you complain about being “friend zoned” but I’d rather be “friend zoned” than to believe things are going better than they actually are and they cease communication with you without any kind of warning or explanation.
I have never reacted the way this girl has, but I can kind of understand it. If these text messages are real, it would appear to me that this girl is emotionally or mentally unstable and the original poster seems like a real winner for submitting this to the internet to be funny.
That being said, I am a heterosexual female who’s experimented with online dating sites. I’ve had “conversations” with men, who’d leave me 15-20 consecutive text messages while I was away at class for an hour, but it was less “I’m sorry” and more “WTF WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME?”. Even then, and they WERE being controlling jerks about it, I wouldn’t feel comfortable posting this to an image board.
TL;DR version: I don’t condone her reaction but I empathize for her at least a little. The OP seems like an ass.
He got texted by a friend who wanted to play cards later, and he said yes.
So she dumps him right then and there.
That alone would end the relationship for me, but then she goes into an absolute melt-down phase. She even skulks around his home at 1 a.m.
This woman takes things just waaaay too far for me to feel much sympathy.
So…does that mean she’s single?
Toni, is that you?
She’ll go from guy to guy, looking for someone to love and “complete” her, always to be disappointed and broken hearted, and then later in years blame men for treating her like crap.
Unpopular opinion, but I feel like part of this is his fault too.
How? She dumped him because he made plans to hang out with some pals earlier that morning. That’s just beyond high-strung.
I see you’ve met my ex. Great in bed, but dont let her near any sharp objects.
Phew. She’s cray cray. O_o
This is absolutely brilliant. Whoever this girl is, she’s awesome by being so over the top and putting it all out there. How many of us have wanted to say all this stuff when we’ve met someone awesome and just chickened out? I say good for her for having the balls for it.
I bet what happens is that after some time, when he’s down and out, he’ll look her up online or offline and see what she’s up to. Because he can have many girls come and go but this one is permanently engraved in his memory. And I bet that if the cards are stacked right, he might find himself wanting to pursue her. I’ve seen it happen before.
I’m sure that Kevin dude would be more than happy to give you her number. Maybe you can stalk each other then.
You’re just as f*cking batty as her. She’s permanently engraved in his court papers, maybe.
wow….i once was very immature about a break up (a relationship not a date) so reading this makes me a bit hessitent to criticize..even though I think she is top over board bonkers for waiting at his place..
thank my experience, that I made those mistake when I was younger and I learned…
this made me LOL
I had this same thing happen to me, after one date. She was a friends sister. I managed to escape, but she found me some years later and I wouldn’t see her. But a million phone calls later, I escaped again.
She was a practicing psychologist fer gawds sake.
Comments were tl;dr but my god that chick is psychotic. The first part where she gets annoyed that he already had plans was the first clue, then it just went downhill from there. ;o Sounds like she’s way too high maintenance and quite possibly clinically insane. Even if they had been together for a year, the sudden onslaught of omg I miss you / I’m sorry for being crazy but I’m gonna stalk you now / goodbye texts would still be unwarranted.
Bullet dodged, Lol.
Frak, talk about a BIG Bag O’Crazy!!!
Pretty cute. It’s a Shame more guys don’t take this as a positive thing. Most the girls I date are more into them selves then anyone else. Maybe I shoot too high though. I should go for a crazy chick, least I know she’d go off in the sack and need me more then new shoes.
Uh huuuh. You’re really desperate for love, aren’t you?
See? This is exactly why one-night stands are a hugely bad idea.
Next thing you know, ol’ Kevin up here is going to find that she’s handcuffed him to the bed to force-feed him her hair baked into a pie while screaming “NOW I AM PART OF YOU!”
This is still a better love story than Twilight.
sleep with a shotgun my friend
TL;DR but worth listening to it as a one-man-voice version o.o http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like
This actually makes the insanity more intense. It’s as if crazy things are somehow acceptable over text, but if someone is in your face saying these things….yeah, you’d call 911.
^^ true!!
stay away from that thing!!
He should have seen her again, BANGED th s@#$ out of her…then moved!1
I don’t think anyone has mentioned the fact that she said she has no friends yet. I like to think I am mostly sane, but I recently broke up with a girl that I was with for 3 months and the only thing that stops me texting her all the time was knowing that I can talk to and hang out with my friends (although my situation was slightly different as we had obviously been on a lot more than 1 date and we both still have feelings for each other). Not having friends must make her lonely and I guess she saw this guy as someone that could be there for her, I’m not saying that I agree with her, obviously she has some issues, but I guess I can understand why she would act like this.
Although I don’t get why she got so annoyed that he wanted to see his friends, especially after only one date, that is pretty crazy. But when he wouldn’t reply to her I can see why she would get upset, he could have at least replied to tell her she needed to calm down or something.
I bet she gives one hell of a bj, though. It’s always the crazies. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
Sounds like a string of my ex-gfs.
Yeah she seems like a loon, but she’s probably just young and insecure, nothing a bit of time and experience with guys who aren’t jerks shouldn’t fix.
Leaving it 2 days without answering is pretty rude, although maybe he’s young and doesn’t know how to deal with people, which might explain why he decided to put it up for the whole internet to see. Nothing a bit of time and experience with girls/women who aren’t crazy won’t fix.
One of the few logical comments I’ve seen here.
She seriously defeated herself with these annoying messages, but the guy was a jerk. If he’d responded to her and just said, “I’m not interested”, and she STILL sent these messages, I’d think she was crazier.
It’s not normal, or nice to sleep with someone then leave them hanging. Just be honest.
If this is real, I just feel bad for her. She’s obviously mentally ill and needs help….not derision…seriously she’s this unhinged now imagine if she saw this on failblog–she’s prob off herself
I feel bad for her, she’ll probably end up killing herself one day.
Epic fail on the OP for publicly humiliating a vulnerable, unstable person with no thought as to the consequences. Failblog isn’t exactly the site to restore one’s faith in humanity, but the response to this post is saddening.
omg that girl is Cray Cray!!! Move to another country, bro!!!
This response is TYPICAL. Disappointing, yes.
Yes, the response to this post is saddening and even frightening. Our country has no chance with morals like this.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is freakin’ INSANE. I’ve known some pretty crazy people in my life, but I have NEVER seen ANYONE that crazy.
So maybe she is way out there, but he SHOULD have let her know if he wasn’t interested. Also…one date? Sex? WTH? Why don’t people get the chance to know each other now before they sleep together? The consequences outweigh the fun….
poor girl is crying for help.
They both used ” u” instead of “you”. They deserve each other… and a swift kick in the face
oh yeah, grammar nazi has got the right idea.
You’re the one that needs the kick in the face if you think using ‘u’ in a text is unacceptable.
Reminds me of a girl I knew. She sent me like 100 messages after I had sent my last msg. So weird, keep away from girls like that, they are notoriously weird and liers. Never answer a weirdo girl like that out of pity, and if you fall in love with them they’ll drop you for someone else. Straange!
I want to sue this crazy needy clingy hoe and get the 5 minutes it took me to read her illogical emotional jumble back.
I feel like I am suddenly less intelligent for reading it.
Care to give me her number pls?
Why does this remind me of my ex-girlfriend
TL:DR
i’d hit it
Only a very, very sick person would embarrass a girl like this after taking advantage of her. So what – the girl has doubts about how much guys value her. Is this going to help????
There is hope for this girl. She can learn to respect herself and not need the assurance of others to build her self-esteem. But there is no hope for a person who has no heart to begin with. Kevin is a lost cause. Lessons that most of us learned when we were 5 have proven completely beyond his wit.
Seriosly, this has me perplexed…
Maybe its just because i dont live in the US but where i come from girls are NEVER this needy, in fact its quite the opposite. They need a new pair of shoes alot more than they need you and your opinion matters less to them than the average weight of an oreo…
I now celebrate ten years of being forever alone and despite several attempts i cant land a girl, not even one as “crazy” as this one.
And as for one night stands, girls i talk to rarely have any issues with falling in love after having one however how to ditch the guy is something they often discuss in group at work but i have a higher chance of becoming president of Sweden (we dont have that type of rule) than getting laid.
Trash to some is treasure to others indeed…
Anyone notice how it goes from December 5th, 2011 3:34PM to December 5th, 2:43PM?
Crazy girl is crazy.
Sounds worryingly like one of my friends…
… honestly..?
all these comments are far better than the actual post.
Brilliant!
For those women that like one-night-stands.. where the hell are you?
$20 says she’s fat
Wow, this sounds like me.
tl;dr
Sorry but this is funny. XD Girls can get obsessive, I know that cause I’m a girl. But this is just plain out funny
Sorry you had to go through this man! And no offense to anyone who takes this the wrong way. I hate it when people bug me like that.
aw I feel so sorry for this girl. She just doesn’t know how to reel it in. If she had friends, I wish they would explain how movies aren’t something to base your real-life interactions on.
These are actually two guys…
You are an idiot -_-
HAH I CALLED IT!
PLease give me my 3 minutes back
heres the whole thing!
http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=mshare&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fvaughan-1-1%2Fthis-is-what-crazy-looks-like
I feel bad for her… :X
I would’ve laughed if I didn’t have the same exact thing happen to me. Except my psycho-experience lasted 6 months after talking to the guy for 1 HOUR. We never even went on a date. He told everyone I was his girlfriend and wouldn’t leave me alone.