I agree, its like we all have that friend on facebook who is very strange and nerdy and makes constant odd updates that no one pays any attention to, he clearly is an editor of the site. Think about it, this site posts unfunny crap, this is a reel of unfunny crap someone posted… its no coincidence
It’s funny how bitter some of you come across on here. “I demàànd more quality dumb stuff on the internet to waste away my days with.” If it’s all really this bad, maybe you should stop visiting this site, right?
Yeah but we live in a universe where sincerity exists, so, you’re a d*ck for saying “sorry” when you intend it to be condescending.
If J didn’t comment the way he did, I would have responded differently. God forbid have an opinion that isn’t positive over the internet, it must be that we’re all jealous we can’t spam up Facebook or Twitter.
Random stupid brain farts aren’t funny. They are just random and stupid. Jurassic Park Judgment Day. That might have gotten a chuckle in 1993, possibly 94.
I’m not sure what’s impressive about rewriting/rehashing a bunch of jokes that have been told before. With most of the garbage on this site, it seems like the majority are easily impressed.
I want to make this man my third husband… please tell me his is between the ages of 26-45!!! I perfer my men older, 30+, but will settle for same age of 26+… make this happen! Kthnxbai
Wow, the commenters either hate this guy’s guts or want to marry him! All for some random innocuous musings. He didn’t even have to say Jesus or Hitler to get such a response!
I was watching the newest terminator movie the other day. I actually fell asleep and had a dream about dino’s…. I was the terminator and I had to destroy all of them. weird? yeah..
I think the next Bond Girl should be James Bond’s daughter by a previous Bond Girl, and he doesn’t find out about it until he’s already spent half the movie trying to get in her pants. You know, just to shake things up.
I want to have a beer with whatever administrator on failblog updates it so that only funny images end up on the main page.
What would you classify as “funny images”? I’m sure it’d be VERY similar to what everyone else would.
Dont drink …. it frys the couple dozen brain cells your parents gave you….because they drank.
uhhh, nope nope nope….dont be a dope.
Is this a way of saying you’re giving up beer forever?
If ever his Twitter-Nick is know, he will get the most followers ever
the guy sounds like a idiot
*an
nice one.
https://twitter.com/#!/jaibear
http://twitter.com/#!/jaibear
My job here is done
You use one of his sentences and google it
https://twitter.com/#!/adinho85
none of those were really that funny… thanks for wasting my time
*stands really close to zachp*
is it funnier now?
maybe it’s because you are dirty-minded, or maybe you still like poo-poo jokes. when this is the case, one tends to not appreciate true comedy.
hi zach
https://twitter.com/#!/jaibear
http://twitter.com/jaibear
My work here is done
What are you doing on twitter anyways?
*ROFL* I like this guy.
Is this just one of the administrators’ friends or something? How is this better than me just reading my own friends’ status updates?
I agree, its like we all have that friend on facebook who is very strange and nerdy and makes constant odd updates that no one pays any attention to, he clearly is an editor of the site. Think about it, this site posts unfunny crap, this is a reel of unfunny crap someone posted… its no coincidence
It’s funny how bitter some of you come across on here. “I demàànd more quality dumb stuff on the internet to waste away my days with.” If it’s all really this bad, maybe you should stop visiting this site, right?
No, because the criticisms are actually funny. The images aren’t. Deal with it.
Yeah but we live in a universe where subjectivity exists, so, you’re a d*ck for saying “deal with it.” Sorry.
Yeah but we live in a universe where sincerity exists, so, you’re a d*ck for saying “sorry” when you intend it to be condescending.
If J didn’t comment the way he did, I would have responded differently. God forbid have an opinion that isn’t positive over the internet, it must be that we’re all jealous we can’t spam up Facebook or Twitter.
Yeah, I’m laughing my ass off. You should all have your own shows.
^agreed. i like your style.
LOTR- a modified version of Ethiopian History written in WWI. (i think The Eye represents Italy)
Want proof? Buy Ethiopian History for Dummies.
i agree, really random, but not funny.
Yes, Gond(a)r is actually in Ethopia.
I think I’m in love. That was awesome!
This guy for President.
I second that nomination
The motion carries!
All in favor?
Aye!
Sounds like the sort of stuff Jack Handey would write.
Stalk Win: Nicholai Fomin @jaibear
Overrated
So the submitter is Facebook friends with Steven Wright?
That’s what I was thinking. Must be.
Meth – it’s a b!tch, amirite?
I could make a watercolour of clowns storming the beaches of Normandy. Just sayin.
I felt the same way about the guerrilla/gorilla thing. This guy is really sharp.
By the way, the writer of these is Nicholai Fomin or @jaibear
I would like to marry this guy. We would be together musing and quipping about the world forever
Random stupid brain farts aren’t funny. They are just random and stupid. Jurassic Park Judgment Day. That might have gotten a chuckle in 1993, possibly 94.
I lolled.
This is one reason why I sorely miss the vote button so I vote this down.
Also, tl;dr
I’m not sure what’s impressive about rewriting/rehashing a bunch of jokes that have been told before. With most of the garbage on this site, it seems like the majority are easily impressed.
YES
Following now
http://sonofmog.tumblr.com/
according to J.R.R Tolkien the events in The Lord Of The Rings actually did happen, some 6000-ish years ago
I want to make this man my third husband… please tell me his is between the ages of 26-45!!! I perfer my men older, 30+, but will settle for same age of 26+… make this happen! Kthnxbai
ZOMG SO RANDOM!!!1!!
This guy is awesome, that jurrasic park terminator bit would be the highest grossing movie ever.
I’m signing up to twitter to follow this guy.
Or the premise for something destined to be played on the SyFy Channel exclusively. Probably the latter.
Wow, the commenters either hate this guy’s guts or want to marry him! All for some random innocuous musings. He didn’t even have to say Jesus or Hitler to get such a response!
Not only I wouldn’t have beer with this guy but I’d probably pour the rest over his Occupy head… Douchebag!
I agree. Beer is the milk of commoners and rabble.
I was watching the newest terminator movie the other day. I actually fell asleep and had a dream about dino’s…. I was the terminator and I had to destroy all of them. weird? yeah..
third to last one sounds like it would be a Bastion situation… pretty awesome.
TL;DR
your loss
Jurassic Park – Judgement Day. After a book about Chuck Norris.
I think the next Bond Girl should be James Bond’s daughter by a previous Bond Girl, and he doesn’t find out about it until he’s already spent half the movie trying to get in her pants. You know, just to shake things up.
Why is Kathy Griffen so popular and no one knows who this guy is?
The last one actually happened. It’s called Christianity.