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Failbook: I Want to Have a Beer With This Guy

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  1. PewpMaster5000 says:

    I want to have a beer with whatever administrator on failblog updates it so that only funny images end up on the main page.

  2. Punky260y260 says:

    If ever his Twitter-Nick is know, he will get the most followers ever :D

  3. zachp says:

    none of those were really that funny… thanks for wasting my time

  4. Apathygrrl says:

    *ROFL* I like this guy.

  5. Heather says:

    Is this just one of the administrators’ friends or something? How is this better than me just reading my own friends’ status updates?

    • BigEarl says:

      I agree, its like we all have that friend on facebook who is very strange and nerdy and makes constant odd updates that no one pays any attention to, he clearly is an editor of the site. Think about it, this site posts unfunny crap, this is a reel of unfunny crap someone posted… its no coincidence

      • J says:

        It’s funny how bitter some of you come across on here. “I demàànd more quality dumb stuff on the internet to waste away my days with.” If it’s all really this bad, maybe you should stop visiting this site, right?

        • Emetique Necrotica says:

          No, because the criticisms are actually funny. The images aren’t. Deal with it.

          • dissembly says:

            Yeah but we live in a universe where subjectivity exists, so, you’re a d*ck for saying “deal with it.” Sorry.

            • Emetique Necrotica says:

              Yeah but we live in a universe where sincerity exists, so, you’re a d*ck for saying “sorry” when you intend it to be condescending.

              If J didn’t comment the way he did, I would have responded differently. God forbid have an opinion that isn’t positive over the internet, it must be that we’re all jealous we can’t spam up Facebook or Twitter.

          • J says:

            Yeah, I’m laughing my ass off. You should all have your own shows.

        • anonymous says:

          ^agreed. i like your style.

  6. sure says:

    LOTR- a modified version of Ethiopian History written in WWI. (i think The Eye represents Italy)

    Want proof? Buy Ethiopian History for Dummies.
    i agree, really random, but not funny.

  7. Elizabeth Pimental says:

    I think I’m in love. That was awesome!

  8. Youth of America says:

    This guy for President.

  9. HeadHunter67 says:

    Sounds like the sort of stuff Jack Handey would write.

  10. Bob says:

    Stalk Win: Nicholai Fomin @jaibear

  11. dirtydave6986 says:

    Overrated

  12. different chris says:

    So the submitter is Facebook friends with Steven Wright?

  13. Dagger says:

    Meth – it’s a b!tch, amirite?

  14. Flightlessbird says:

    I could make a watercolour of clowns storming the beaches of Normandy. Just sayin.

  15. Surain says:

    I felt the same way about the guerrilla/gorilla thing. This guy is really sharp.

  16. James says:

    By the way, the writer of these is Nicholai Fomin or @jaibear

  17. a-muse-d says:

    I would like to marry this guy. We would be together musing and quipping about the world forever

  18. welikehonda says:

    Random stupid brain farts aren’t funny. They are just random and stupid. Jurassic Park Judgment Day. That might have gotten a chuckle in 1993, possibly 94.

  19. shlomo says:

    This is one reason why I sorely miss the vote button so I vote this down.

    Also, tl;dr

  20. Frank Anusface says:

    I’m not sure what’s impressive about rewriting/rehashing a bunch of jokes that have been told before. With most of the garbage on this site, it seems like the majority are easily impressed.

  21. altavek says:

    YES

    Following now

  22. Andrew says:

    according to J.R.R Tolkien the events in The Lord Of The Rings actually did happen, some 6000-ish years ago

  23. crazyamazonchick says:

    I want to make this man my third husband… please tell me his is between the ages of 26-45!!! I perfer my men older, 30+, but will settle for same age of 26+… make this happen! Kthnxbai

  24. Emetique Necrotica says:

    ZOMG SO RANDOM!!!1!!

  25. DDD says:

    This guy is awesome, that jurrasic park terminator bit would be the highest grossing movie ever.

    I’m signing up to twitter to follow this guy.

  26. kittyz1313 says:

    Wow, the commenters either hate this guy’s guts or want to marry him! All for some random innocuous musings. He didn’t even have to say Jesus or Hitler to get such a response!

  27. ChuckO says:

    Not only I wouldn’t have beer with this guy but I’d probably pour the rest over his Occupy head… Douchebag!

  28. freya12 says:

    I was watching the newest terminator movie the other day. I actually fell asleep and had a dream about dino’s…. I was the terminator and I had to destroy all of them. weird? yeah..

  29. third to last one sounds like it would be a Bastion situation… pretty awesome.

  30. Cristean says:

    Jurassic Park – Judgement Day. After a book about Chuck Norris.

  31. DW says:

    I think the next Bond Girl should be James Bond’s daughter by a previous Bond Girl, and he doesn’t find out about it until he’s already spent half the movie trying to get in her pants. You know, just to shake things up.

  32. Drew says:

    Why is Kathy Griffen so popular and no one knows who this guy is?

  33. Grant says:

    The last one actually happened. It’s called Christianity.


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