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Parenting Fails: Teaching Your Kids About the Coming Zombie Apocalypse is Important

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  1. Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr just cuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:

    Good to know. This will make a great bed time story tonight.

  2. tom says:

    its called menopause.

  3. pharmavixen says:

    I got this for my kids for Christmas. It was a big hit with the whole extended family – we were passing it around, reading pages aloud – made the day special.

  4. Méass says:

    The thing is, that doesn’t tell kids about removing the head or blowing the brain. They need to know that too.

  5. drrn says:

    What’s up with the random page written in Comic Sans?

  6. ZombieDad says:

    Got this for my son last xmas and it’s awesome.

  7. lilysavage says:

    I just showed this to my seven year old, she loved it.

  8. MysteriaKiito says:

    Bought this for my own zombie collection but my 4 year old keeps trying to steal it. Obviously the zombie obsession is genetic.

    • Emetique Necrotica says:

      Yeah, because the “zombie obsession” is so uncommon. It’s not crammed down our throats or anything.

      • Alan Alda says:

        You don’t have to take part in the “zombie obsession” if you don’t want to. We also offer “vampire obsession”. There’s something for everyone!

  9. Emetique Necrotica says:

    Amazing how a “children’s book” zombie looks more corpselike than any of the hacks in any recent zombie film.

  10. daniel says:

    dunno why everyone’s into zombies now

    • Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr just cuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:

      “into zombies now”? Some of us are veterans. :)

      • her00ftime says:

        your name. I like it. Now tell me. Is it African or European?

        • Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr just cuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:

          African maybe, but not European. But then of course African is not migratory.

  11. Yarn Doll says:

    My kids will know this book cover to cover.

  12. Ahnald swashnaga says:

    disgusting anti-zombie propaganda

  13. Krista says:

    OMG That’s awesome!!! I’m going to get this for my kids!!! And screw you people who think it’s “Sick”!! It’s going to happen someday– get used to it!!

  14. R says:

    I bought for this my little brother for Christmas. He absolutely loves it! He’s 11, he knows it’s a joke; Older kids can handle it.

  15. Zatronium says:

    Zombiism is so prevalent in popular media today. What people fail to realize is that we live as though a zombie apocalypse has already happened.

    Rich = zombie survivors
    Middle = bitten person
    Poor = zombies

    • BigDan715 says:

      Ha! I think you might be right on that.
      I think maybe politicians are like characters from Dead Rising:

      Democrats = zombies
      Republicans = Psychos
      Voters: People outside of Willamette disgusted by the zombies and psychos.
      Canadians: Frank West (busy taking panty shots of cheerleader zombies)

      • Syrri says:

        Well, us Canadians are a might bit obsessed with American politics. Especially considering that we don’t even get to vote for your people! Haha! Thanks for making my day, BigDan.

  16. Flemsapien says:

    Perioooooood…

  17. OMG! I have got to find this and show it to my classmates and teacher. This would be hilarious to make a lesson plan out of, I wonder if any of them have heard of it before.

  18. eyelex says:

    This got published!?!

  19. WDLKD says:

    Fail? This is WIN! NOW SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

  20. sam says:

    So this is what happen when a women get out of the kitchen. Isn’t it?

  21. KL says:

    Dude…this is…AWESOME! Seriously, for those who think it’s “sick”…get a sense of humor. I have a “my zombie ate your honor student” bumper sticker..and my 9 yr old thinks it’s hilarious.

  22. Jacob Fausett says:

    What a WONDERFUL childrens bed tim book…….Good night now!


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