Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr just cuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:
I got this for my kids for Christmas. It was a big hit with the whole extended family – we were passing it around, reading pages aloud – made the day special.
Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr just cuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:
Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr just cuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:
Ha! I think you might be right on that.
I think maybe politicians are like characters from Dead Rising:
Democrats = zombies
Republicans = Psychos
Voters: People outside of Willamette disgusted by the zombies and psychos.
Canadians: Frank West (busy taking panty shots of cheerleader zombies)
Well, us Canadians are a might bit obsessed with American politics. Especially considering that we don’t even get to vote for your people! Haha! Thanks for making my day, BigDan.
OMG! I have got to find this and show it to my classmates and teacher. This would be hilarious to make a lesson plan out of, I wonder if any of them have heard of it before.
Dude…this is…AWESOME! Seriously, for those who think it’s “sick”…get a sense of humor. I have a “my zombie ate your honor student” bumper sticker..and my 9 yr old thinks it’s hilarious.
Good to know. This will make a great bed time story tonight.
That it will. I think I’m going to get this for my nephew in the next few years.
NOT EVEN FUNNY
SICK
SICK
SICK
I AGREE
SICK
THIS HAD BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED
AND WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS
I LIKE TO WHISPER, TOO!!!
ELF REFERENCES ARE ALWAYS HILARIOUS
Oh, it’s real all right. And it’s FANTASTIC!
its called menopause.
Ha!
No, no, no….. My mum turned like that once a month (for a week or so)
Poor doggie. =(
I got this for my kids for Christmas. It was a big hit with the whole extended family – we were passing it around, reading pages aloud – made the day special.
Same here. My little brother’s mother, my stepmom, read it with him, and they were both laughing.
The thing is, that doesn’t tell kids about removing the head or blowing the brain. They need to know that too.
What’s up with the random page written in Comic Sans?
Got this for my son last xmas and it’s awesome.
I just showed this to my seven year old, she loved it.
Bought this for my own zombie collection but my 4 year old keeps trying to steal it. Obviously the zombie obsession is genetic.
Yeah, because the “zombie obsession” is so uncommon. It’s not crammed down our throats or anything.
You don’t have to take part in the “zombie obsession” if you don’t want to. We also offer “vampire obsession”. There’s something for everyone!
Amazing how a “children’s book” zombie looks more corpselike than any of the hacks in any recent zombie film.
dunno why everyone’s into zombies now
“into zombies now”? Some of us are veterans.
your name. I like it. Now tell me. Is it African or European?
African maybe, but not European. But then of course African is not migratory.
My kids will know this book cover to cover.
disgusting anti-zombie propaganda
I agree.
Earned Five F**KS
OMG That’s awesome!!! I’m going to get this for my kids!!! And screw you people who think it’s “Sick”!! It’s going to happen someday– get used to it!!
I bought for this my little brother for Christmas. He absolutely loves it! He’s 11, he knows it’s a joke; Older kids can handle it.
Zombiism is so prevalent in popular media today. What people fail to realize is that we live as though a zombie apocalypse has already happened.
Rich = zombie survivors
Middle = bitten person
Poor = zombies
Ha! I think you might be right on that.
I think maybe politicians are like characters from Dead Rising:
Democrats = zombies
Republicans = Psychos
Voters: People outside of Willamette disgusted by the zombies and psychos.
Canadians: Frank West (busy taking panty shots of cheerleader zombies)
Well, us Canadians are a might bit obsessed with American politics. Especially considering that we don’t even get to vote for your people! Haha! Thanks for making my day, BigDan.
Perioooooood…
OMG! I have got to find this and show it to my classmates and teacher. This would be hilarious to make a lesson plan out of, I wonder if any of them have heard of it before.
thinkgeek.com
NOT EVEN FUNNY
Dyu know what else is funny ? Turkey LOL
it is not even funny.
it is oddly funny though.
This got published!?!
Fail? This is WIN! NOW SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
So this is what happen when a women get out of the kitchen. Isn’t it?
Dude…this is…AWESOME! Seriously, for those who think it’s “sick”…get a sense of humor. I have a “my zombie ate your honor student” bumper sticker..and my 9 yr old thinks it’s hilarious.
What a WONDERFUL childrens bed tim book…….Good night now!