why is it on posts like these you idiots start complaining tis fake (when there is an actual possibility its not) yet on ones that are most definitely without a doubt fake you lot decide to shut up all the sudden…. (such as “I wasn’t that drunk” posts)
I don’t know about him, but the reason **I** shut up about the fakeness on the even-more-obviously fake ones is because there’s already 12, 784 posts on the fakeness already in the comments section there.
I think it’s getting less obvious that they are faked.
The text looks more like real iPhone text (in fact, I wonder if this is actually done on a real phone), the characterisation of the two different voices is better here than it normally is (normally both parties in the text chat seem to speak/type with the same exact mannerisms…), the funny is more original in this one, as well.
I would even wonder if it wasn’t fake. But if it *is*, then, honestly, they’re actually getting better.
No, if I wanted to “go with the flow” I’d visit any of a million other dumb joke sites. This is supposed to be for actual failure, not made up garbage.
And as I already mentioned, it’s not even in the right section, this would belong in “dating” not “autocowrecks” even if it was real.
At the same time that the price of gasoline is rising, the US oil industry is increasing its exports of gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Compared to a year ago, exports of gasoline have tripled – at a time when the price of gasoline is 42 cents a gallon more expensive at the pump. On Thursday, for example, the price of crude oil remained elevated at $107 a barrel because of fears over the Iranian nuclear situation, and the price of gasoline rose 3 cents a gallon compared to Wednesday, according to AAA.
The oil industry maintains the exports are necessary because domestic demand is weak. The industry says if refiners could not send American-made gasoline to China, India, Europe, and South America, the refineries would have to close as several have already done on the East Coast. Yet, other energy observers say exporting gasoline at a time of rising prices is sort of like throwing flammable liquid on a fire.
Noone gives a flying F*** that you think (for wtv reason) that this is fake. I am so sick of going to the comments to see if anyone shares my opinion, only to be confronted with a bunch of humourless “This is fake” comments.
Explain how you came about learning it was fake…show your work. Otherwise, STFU you bleeping piece of trash.
You’re right. Most guys probably hit on their girlfriend’s friends via iPhone texting. I always like to make sure I don’t know who’s reading my “secret” come ons, and making sure it’s logged is always a wise decision. “Josh” does appear to have a very tenuous grasp of the English language though. I’d lean towards fake, but it’s certainly not impossible. As for this sort of thing occuring “a lot”, I respectfully disagree.
I kind of agree with the constant calls about fakes – why is it so much more believable that people do this stuff through Facebook, but over a text is obviously fake. People with no limits on their behavior behave the same in every venue.
i dont care if its fake or not it could happen. still not funny tho also if you played your cards right you could get out this i don’t think the holes dug to deep yet a few easy lies
and presto everything is ok.
Because ‘Anna’ sent it in. The green text is the person who owns the phone, in this case ‘Anna’, and the person who sent it is ‘Josh’. So of course the contact would be called ‘Josh’.
If you want to call ‘fake’ on every of these things, at least get your facts straight.
Oh look. Yet another fake iPhone text. And my goodness, it is SO hilarious.
And in “autocowrecks” instead of “dating fails” where it should go regardless.
Oh look, another idiot is mad about the situation presented in a picture on a COMEDY website and complains by saying it’s fake.
^This, sadly
Yeah- these are getting more and more obvious that they are faked- and less and less funny. And they weren’t that funny to begin with.
why is it on posts like these you idiots start complaining tis fake (when there is an actual possibility its not) yet on ones that are most definitely without a doubt fake you lot decide to shut up all the sudden…. (such as “I wasn’t that drunk” posts)
I don’t know about him, but the reason **I** shut up about the fakeness on the even-more-obviously fake ones is because there’s already 12, 784 posts on the fakeness already in the comments section there.
I think it’s getting less obvious that they are faked.
The text looks more like real iPhone text (in fact, I wonder if this is actually done on a real phone), the characterisation of the two different voices is better here than it normally is (normally both parties in the text chat seem to speak/type with the same exact mannerisms…), the funny is more original in this one, as well.
I would even wonder if it wasn’t fake. But if it *is*, then, honestly, they’re actually getting better.
No, it’s still obvious. The font size, leading, and tracking are all wrong. iPhone also doesn’t put double spaces after periods.
… iPhone may not, but people typing may put double spaces…
On what grounds do you call this fake, I know plenty of idiots that have done this same thing, with quite similar results.
Because girls don’t know how to make screenshots.
GOT EM
Yes it does look fake but it is a JOKE, not supposed to be convincing! Just go with the flow and use your imagination, folks.
No, if I wanted to “go with the flow” I’d visit any of a million other dumb joke sites. This is supposed to be for actual failure, not made up garbage.
And as I already mentioned, it’s not even in the right section, this would belong in “dating” not “autocowrecks” even if it was real.
I’m getting a bit tired of people calling ‘Fake’ all the time instead of posting something meaningful.
FAAAAKE!
At the same time that the price of gasoline is rising, the US oil industry is increasing its exports of gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Compared to a year ago, exports of gasoline have tripled – at a time when the price of gasoline is 42 cents a gallon more expensive at the pump. On Thursday, for example, the price of crude oil remained elevated at $107 a barrel because of fears over the Iranian nuclear situation, and the price of gasoline rose 3 cents a gallon compared to Wednesday, according to AAA.
The oil industry maintains the exports are necessary because domestic demand is weak. The industry says if refiners could not send American-made gasoline to China, India, Europe, and South America, the refineries would have to close as several have already done on the East Coast. Yet, other energy observers say exporting gasoline at a time of rising prices is sort of like throwing flammable liquid on a fire.
something meaningful not always better
Noone gives a flying F*** that you think (for wtv reason) that this is fake. I am so sick of going to the comments to see if anyone shares my opinion, only to be confronted with a bunch of humourless “This is fake” comments.
Explain how you came about learning it was fake…show your work. Otherwise, STFU you bleeping piece of trash.
^^^^ Sooooo Fake!
Not that anyone cares.
Aww, does it hurt when reality intrudes in your posterior regions?
U mad bro?
stfu means shoot the flying unicorn
why would u say such a thing?
Even if it’s fake, it has a high probability of occuring a lot.
You’re right. Most guys probably hit on their girlfriend’s friends via iPhone texting. I always like to make sure I don’t know who’s reading my “secret” come ons, and making sure it’s logged is always a wise decision. “Josh” does appear to have a very tenuous grasp of the English language though. I’d lean towards fake, but it’s certainly not impossible. As for this sort of thing occuring “a lot”, I respectfully disagree.
Forever alone’s think its fake because they have never been burned by a douchebag.
I kind of agree with the constant calls about fakes – why is it so much more believable that people do this stuff through Facebook, but over a text is obviously fake. People with no limits on their behavior behave the same in every venue.
What annoys me more than it being a blatant fake, is that they put the smiley face the wrong way round.
Wrong way round? My sister does smilies like that all the time. I tease her about it.
I figure it’s just one of those things someone did to be ‘different’, and others copied.
i dont care if its fake or not it could happen. still not funny tho also if you played your cards right you could get out this i don’t think the holes dug to deep yet a few easy lies
and presto everything is ok.
And yet the contact this name is under is not called Kellie, or Anna – no, the contact is called Josh.
Because ‘Anna’ sent it in. The green text is the person who owns the phone, in this case ‘Anna’, and the person who sent it is ‘Josh’. So of course the contact would be called ‘Josh’.
If you want to call ‘fake’ on every of these things, at least get your facts straight.
Seriously, who cares??
line at the bottom is missing
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from him (left) “I know
Might’ve been funny if it weren’t so obviously fake (irl she wouldn’t be explaining conveniently that kellie is his gf, etc)
So… Um, threesome?