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No contest. (Semi)Pedobear dating mode is justifiable.
and mandatory!
Let me guess. All males that agree with this garbage are losers and thus have to look for women that have low standards like: “you have a car” or “you can get it up.” No wonder you’re bitter about getting ignored by all the women that are too good for you.
Fatass
^ I second this.
@David Escalante
I saw your many sites via your profile. You’re no prize yourself, sweetheart. Perhaps you should keep your bitter and hateful resentments to women who are smart enough to stay away from you to yourself.
i’m 24 act like a 14 year old when i’m around her, my fiancee is 31 acts like she’s 15 when i’m around, plays games, pushes me to do better while reminding me constantly she loves me no matter what i choose,
so you’re argument is invalid
^i like this. (:
solution: date all 3 until u get caught and see which hang around, then move on to their hot friends that’s my method
reason i chose the 18 year old…im 18
HAH! i’m 22 and i would easily do the adult one. the lesser and between are both illogical.
by (semi)pedobear mode, you mean an 8 year old, right?
I’m 21, so 18 year old is not a problem.
I’m 43, not a problem here either
18 yo is never a problem, is oftenly the answer!
Are you kidding?
In the UK if she can buy her own drink at the bar (18) all is good homie!
I’m 18, she’s 18, we can both drink. Life is good.
But in the UK you can start when she’s 16.
Little did M.U. realize…He has entered the statuatory rape zone.
He has not. The age of consent is 16
bahahaha…. try and take that one with you to court. i guarantee if the “consenting” person’s parents don’t agree, you will get arrested. happened to a friend of mine, the 16 year old has to be emancipated for that one to work. otherwise, regardless of what he or she says, he/she is still under her parents rule, and the other person is subject to jail time. just sayin…
Not in the UK…
In most Australian states/territories the age of consent is 16, so long as one party is not in a position of authority, such as a teacher, ect. In two states, I forget which off the top of my head, the age of consent is 17 and Queensland has for some reason made a distinction between the age of consent for anal sex (18) and all other sexual acts (16).
I’m not 100% sure about the UK since I don’t live there but it would not surprise me if they had similar age of consent laws and if that’s the case, in theory a 50 year old can legally sleep with a 16 year old. However legal or not it is generally considered socially unacceptable.
A parent of a 16-18 year old can not do much legally if their child is having consenting sex with someone older than them unless they can prove coercion.
I’m pretty sure there’s no upper age limit for sleeping with a 16-year-old and that the authority thing doesn’t actually make it RAPE as such, just a crime whose name escapes me. Could be wrong about that last point though.
Age of consent usually means that minors can start having sex with each other (two 16 year olds), not that an adult can start legally banging a minor.
The details vary by state, but in the US, if Person B is the age of consent, then Person A can legally have sex with Person B only if he or she is, say, 2 years older.
According to UK law, if Person A is over 18 and in a position of authority over Person B (who is under 18), it’s rape.
Really?! How does the law define a person of authority?
18? Too old
I’m 19, dating a 31-year-old(to be fair, since he was going to the same university, I didn’t know how old he actually was) who acts way too young for his age, so it works fairly well. He has his own house, a very nice car, and a decent job. It’s a win for everybody involved.
Is it? Because if he acts way too young for his age at 31, then he probably always will. You, however, will grow up… But hopefully that’s not correct in your case. If you’re happy, that’s all that matters
How about a cool chick you have lots in common with, that likes playing video games, who isn’t not an idiot, and is 25?
There’s no such thing. If such a female were to come into this world, the results would be catastrophic…worse than division by zero
Strange thing I married one then.
Yes, I am officially the luckiest guy on earth.
^Collapsed into a singularity immediately after writing this comment
I am too, am 30, gf is 28, cute/beautiful, makes a good deal of money and she plays video games with me and loves it… I hit the jackpot it seems…
Makes a good deal of money? Is she the one who keeps going on about working online?
Touché.
Believe it or not, there’s a sea of “us” floating around…we just tend to keep ourselves away from the moronic younger boys who think life is all about money and sex. *Shrug*. Well boys, when you grow up, come around and meet with us.
Yeah, my fiancee is the same way. She plays the XBox more than I do, and she’s a writer.
This is why you have never touched a female.
I’m sure that’s just one of the many more reasons
They do exist-I’m one of them.
Im 27, fiance just turned 31 today….We both play x box, tho I prefer the kinect while he prefers Halo/Mass Effect…it never mattered, I watch him play, he watches me play, all good. If he’s playing and I get bored, I get on the laptop pretty much next to him. Most women, if upset about a guy playing the Xbox, it’s either because A:she feels ignored or other things need to get done or B: She really needs to find hobbies of her own. I just hope the people who CONSTANTLY play Xbox and ignore all else don’t use this to justify anything.
Agreed. If a woman has a problem with xbox, it’s either because she’s too insecure to have him take his attention off her for 5 minutes, or because he is playing it so much that it’s crossed the line into disrespect and rudeness. I love the fact that my boyfriend is so into his Xbox, but if he invited me over for dinner and just played it the whole time I was there, I’d probably walk out.
“who isn’t not an idiot”
way to be passive aggressive, but I doubt she will read that.
I did read that and I did correct myself. (was playing Bioshock-((Girl playing videogame))-so distracted.)
ahh, so close. I’m only 23.
yeah, how about a unicorn that farts gold and lets me ride it to starbucks…
Wow, someone’s looking in the wrong places.
Sounds like my wife, although shes 27.
Pro-tip: Normal women are out there, just not in bars/clubs/etc.
Pro tip is definitely pro. People should listen to Captain Obvious more. *nodnod*
Normal women do go to bars/clubs, you know…
But there are better places to find them, yes. I’ve never had a proper relationship start in one, unless you count the one I met at the bar at a gig, and we had several mutual friends including the band that was on, so that doesn’t really count.
Normal women go to bars/clubs to dance and hang out with their friends, but not to pick up.
So… the super market then?
*who is not an idiot_ (grammar errors always happen when you mention your own intelligence- Karma for being vain?)
oh sorry just read your correction
Speaking of vanity leading to errors… See that button in the lower right-hand corner?
Younger + older = mom and doughter
It’s a win win
Don’t get a bread of yourself
The yeast you could do would be to ignore his spelling error… unless you’re trying to get a rise out of him?
I may be going against the grain white now, butter this is muffin compaired to the spelling gone a rye here on a daily basis. If I had a pumpernickel for every time I bread one of these comments that had at least e leven spelling errors in them, I’d be a wealthy man. Ok, time to run… I gotta go pinch off a loaf.
woah, c’mon now, rye don’t we just relax this whole conversation guys. let’s not get all sourdough about this.
Enough with the buns already, it’s antiquated humor, no matter how you slice it. No one kneads to see this.
Relax, find a girl to open her little change purse and pumpernickle
I think your comment is a load of carbohydrates.
I’m about to roll on the floor laughing. Mead and you see rye to rye.
older, no doubt. Always more fun when they’re older x)
They don’t like it when you buy them stuff, caus they make more money and they wonna buy you stuff. + yes, yes indeed, the sex drive.
Most of the ladies I went out with were older than me -I’m with one at the moment- and yeah, much better.
They know what they want and don’t mess around as much as younger ones. At the same time, most of them appreciate the fact that you are younger and some of the things that come with it.
Older for me, please
Awesome, this totally belongs on this website. Notice a trend lately? Its sorta, almost like they just grab anything they think is cool from the net and post it. Then, they add “FAIL” somewhere in the title and think its legit.
They take a lot of stuff down once people complain. Comeback later and notice all the missing “fails” because of the vitriol.
ya, i noticed a trend lately. a lot of butthurt morons who complain too much. dont like? then leave.
Are you complaining about his complaining?
All three. Because you can.
Submitter has Mommy issues.
op fails at fail
go to ukrain
The fail here is that the submitter has obviously been burned and thought it would be cool to post his delusions on the Internet
LOL! U MAD SIS?
Of all the women I’ve dated, the older women have been consistently more fun, less expensive, and emotionally stable.
Source: 20 years of dating experience.
So 20 years of dating experience, huh? You must like em real old and wrinkled. Yum.
Most people start dating around 12-14…so that puts him right around 34. An older woman is still only 40, hardly old and wrinkled.
Older women are better in bed…but usually not as fun to look at.
Pretty close estimate, yes.
And you’re right, not as much fun to look at. But older women are much more comfortable with their own bodies. And let’s not underestimate their experience. Or their collection of lingerie.
Half of her closet = lingerie
My dad didn’t let me date until I was 16…seriously, 12?!
And you listened to him…?
My parents wouldn’t have liked me to start dating before I was 16 or 17, but I had my first kiss at 13 and my first boyfriend at 14. I just didn’t feel the need to tell them. Why would you?
20 + year of dating doesn’t sound successful to me…but okay!
Depends on how you define “success”. Not everyone wants to go from failed marriage to failed marriage, just because marriage is supposed to be “success”. And they do fail, most of the time.
Kitchen. Sandwiches. Now.
Fall. Downstairs. Now
At first I was like “so that’s why I don’t like any women I’ve dated”
But then I remembered it’s because I’m gay.
^ This.
Can’t stop laughing, thanks a lot.
Am I the only one that noticed that the older mentions a husband? Dating one that is married is a bad, bad idea. Wait until the divorce is final, then make your move. (If she will cheat with you, she will cheat on you.)
Given that she makes more, I hope she does cheat on me, so I get my half.
Duh! Don’t you ever reads the Internetz, like?
Dude, seen broken marriages by the dozen. It’s not worth it.
Girl in example one will also sleep with your friends because she is an attention seeker. She’s at that stage where she will not be herself so that she can get what she wants, a guy to pay attention to her and like her. But this will cause her to be very dissatisfied because a) she doesn’t respect herself to be herself, b) she will zero in on whichever guy is giving her feel-good attention in the moment, and c) she still hasn’t crossed that threshold to be able to see how her actions will hurt both herself and the guys she is with. Girls who behave this way scar the guys they are with and make them bitter to girls who did not behave this way.
Girl in example two is the wrong girl for the poster. She had the same dislike for games at 18 and will continue to dislike them when she’s older. If you continue to look for girls in her social demographic, you’ll continue to be disappointed. Girls your age who play games do exist.
Woman in example three doesn’t have a higher sex drive. She has the same sex drive as the other girls. The difference is that now her kids are grown up enough to not need hand holding 24/7, (if she had any,) the men in her life have proved to be less than what she hoped for in her youth (due to comparisons like this post), and now that she has been successful in her career she wants what she couldn’t have when she was younger – a man who respects her for what she has to offer. The lower self esteem due to media and social pressures placed on younger women is relieved because now she sees she has the power to get what she wants. She is confident and knows that if you stop begin what she wants, there are others who will gladly replace you. So, she can finally give in to the sex drive she’s been suppressing all this time and just enjoy herself instead of worrying about the BS.
I like how you’re acting as if men would want to be with the 18 year old in that picture for anything more than meaningless sex.
Plenty of 18 year olds are mature, but they aren’t the ones posting pictures like that on Facebook. They don’t “think its cool you have a car”
If you seek out girls like that for a real relationship, you should see it coming.
Anyone else think the car thing is strange? I mean, the majority of most 18 year olds, at least in 1st world countries, have cars. Not all (I didn’t buy my first one until 18) but the majority of them do, so why would one be “think it is cool you have a car” ?? That sounds like something a 15 year old would say.
By any chance, does “first world countries” mean “the United States of America” in your mind? Because that’s the only place I’ve come across (possible exception of Down Under, as I’ve never been there) where the majority of 18-year-olds own cars.
Hit it on the head. By the time I was a senior, about 60% of my class had cars.
Wtf? Not in my experience. Maybe this is a rural/small town thing? In my city of ~3 million people, it’s extremely rare for a teenager to have a car. I only knew a couple who did in high school, and at my college maybe 10% of students (probably less) have cars.
Yeah most 18 year olds I know do not have a car, or its a piece of crap they bought themselves.
Spoken like a true man that has never had the savory satisfaction of banging a MILF who’s husband can’t match her mid-30s peak.
Oh yeah.
I had my peak in my early 20s. I am disappoint.
I’m 21 and a lady, Silent Hill and Legend of Zelda are my favorite game series. I also love God of War, Bioshock, old Resident Evil and Pokemon, also I grew up playing Mario and other old games. Pretty much the only thing I don’t like is sports and games like CoD. I know more about video games than any guy I know in real life. My best friend is the same way, except she play WOW on top of along with everything else.
Just a response to the girls that play games don’t exist.
Older, no contest.
Not afraid to come hard and long and get messy. Know what they need and aren’t afraid to tell you. And double the sex drive of any three young bimbos things who all think they’re doing men a favour when they sleep with them..
Older, but only for now. Once she gets too old, you’ll want to dump her.
hooray for minors!
Indeed – hurrah for those brave men who extract our minerals from the ground!
Never had one significantly younger. Had them older, and had them in my age range (these days mid-late 20s). They have all been intelligent, fun, and sane. I guess I just have things called standards, which weeds out the psychos pretty quick.
Now I did have an 18 year old when I was 15. She was nothing like the 18 year old OR the “older woman” in the meme.
uh what exactly are the demographics for girls your age and older women??
18 year old fo sho
Heh, anyone else a little distraught that the “older woman” looks young enough that people would give you the side-eye if you went out on a date with her? As in “aw, that old dude’s taking his daughter out to dinner, how nice.”
Only if you are and look older than 60. She looks hot, but it obviously around the 40′s.
Funnily enough, some people ARE over 60…
Dear men/boys who think this sort of sexist thing is legit – this is why you are single.
I’m not single…but i would nail the hell out of that 18 year old..she’s hot. I wouldn’t date her because she would probably annoy me to tears.
Thanks for the recommendation (but pass). Now, back to knitting for you. And your 18 cats. And your turtlenecks and Moo-Moos.
No, really. I agree with Badger, and cats/knitting/etc are out of the question; I had some fantastic sex with my non-sexist, non-ageist, gorgeous and sexy boyfriend last night. And if that’s TMI, then stop being a fool and I’ll stop posting about it.
Dear lifetime morons who think this kind of statement passes for insight – this is why you’ll always be single in the end.
Hmmm, I’m 18 years old…
o what’s the difference between 18 year olds and girls my age???
I’ll take the jailbait, please.
Maybe it’s cos I’m only 19, but I think I’m missing something here. I mean, I get the concept of the chart but in general, this is such a mess.
lolz, stereotypes.
I choose all 3
The men that choose the 18 year old just like them cause they starfish. (necrophilia anybody?)
Holy sheeeeite at the 18 year old
I’m the older one in the relationship, though hardly a cougar (6 years). I’m the video gamer and often spend more time with my games than with my husband (though to be fair, he spends more time on his laptop, so it evens out). He only makes slightly less than I do and we rarely even GO to the bar.
Stereotype fail on our part.
But seriously, this is rather sexist. I’d love to see this one remade from a lady’s perspective…
This post is rather heterocentric as well. I’d like to see it remade from a GLBT perspective.
And yes, there are always exceptions to the stereotype. But stereotypes generally exist for a reason. As a white male, I can confirm that I cannot jump, I cannot dance, and I drive in a full upright position.
If this post could be defined as sexist, then would not the subsequent post from the lady’s perspective also be sexist?
HAHA! There’s 69 comments now. :p
Right, because all the older women memebase guys pull will be THAT hot, uh-huh, cool story bro..
I’m 18. What is my position here?
missionary~ just saiyan
Well when all else fails I head over to whoisthemadness.com for real tips.
I’m 24, I may be expensive, but my goods are worth the extra quadrini.
Sucker’s choice. All women are sociopaths.
Yeah, but only when they’re awake.
I find it’s good policy to avoid all people.
This is pretty true I’ve found. However, it’s a bit of a toss up with the 18 year old and the older woman. I love sex but vaginas don’t come up with newer, better ways of being vaginas. Xbox does in fact come up with newer, better ways of being Xbox. You can have that slogan, Microsoft. You’re welcome.
Very true! But the longer you’re with someone (and you will both get older in that time of course), the more newer, better ways of pleasuring each other and making each other feel good you will discover. On average, of course, older women will have learned more tricks with that vagina, so one could argue that your newer, better statement is inaccurate.
How about an uptight grad-student who’s very outspoken about her political opinions?
I am guessing that’s you huh? That’s so sexy you know. There is nothing a man would like to hear more than political opinion’s. One of the only few pieces of word of mouth that can end age old friendships and destroy lives………where is my lotion and kleenex.
All of them!
It does look a bit to me like the person who made this is someone who plays Xbox all the time, and the gal his age wants him to grow up and focus on other things a bit, the young one doesn’t expect him to, just wants the fun and and the older one thinks he is young and doesn’t expect him to be mature, so he tried to justify it by making this to make him self feel better. X box is fun, but when you start to neglect other things in your life because of it, it becomes a problem. Up to you to decide whether or not it’s a big enough problem.
It does look a bit to me like the person who wrote this assumes a whole hell of a lot to justify her ridiculous position. And she doesn’t get that “xbox” is symbolic for any predominantly male interest. The kind of thing that women love to passive aggressively oppose for the sake of their sick social dominance games.
Sounds like you’ve been hanging around with the wrong kind of women, buster. We’re not all like that.
Check pr0nz tags. 18 year olds and MILFs are two popular tags for a reason. I’ve never seen something tagged “peer.”
Well of course you haven’t. Peers are those we meet in everyday situations: education, employment, friends of friends. Why would people fantasise about meeting the sort of people we meet every day anyway? Fantasies about other groups are a turn-on because it feels naughty and slightly deviant. Delicious.
I prefer older. had some older girl/womanfriends. it’s better that way. really
I’ve always preferred older guys too, but always used to have trouble finding them because I’ve always looked years younger than I actually am. In my early 20s, I barely looked legal…they didn’t want to know.
First off, im a woman who is 24, I’m dating a man who is 34. ,i like video games, I like watching him play them and join in when I can. Heis one of those people who plays on his laptop for hours on end when he is home and it can be annoying and I would prefer he plays something on a.console.so I can watch, however he works hard so he deserves to relax on his own terms and he doesn’t.ignore me so it’s not so bad. Of course I would like him to have a better car, but he would like that too! So idk if that counts for anything. I want a nicer car too lol either way I wouldn’t change anything about him so idk if I dal into these.categories.
Oh and secondly, as I said I am a woman, but.i found this.to be quite funny, and more accurate than sexist hahs
i love living in Denmark 15 year olds is legal i get free health care and can smoke all the weed i want