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FINALLY!
Now that’s great news!!!!
Already been reported that 1 to 2 shot glasses (think moderation) of alcohol daily will extend a person’s lifespan.
tell that to Christopher Hitchens…
but . . . he’s dead
Johnnie Walker to the rescue!
You mean Johnnie Walker Blue Label to the rescue
You mean chivas regal 25y to the rescue
you mean talisker 12 year to the rescue
You mean Lagavulin 16y, Laphroaig quarter cask, Aberlour 10y, Glenrothes 1985… etc.
Why would I have to settle for one whisky ?
You mean whiskey
you mean 50yr old royal salute
Right. Cause you die by car or cirrhosis of the liver first.
Rare breed.
Glad I didn’t have to read the rest — I’m having a hard time focusing right now.
It may protect you from cancer, but it won’t protect you from kidney/liver failure or alcohol poisoning.
I hear it’s easier to survive a kidney or liver transplant than to survive the nastier cancers.
Hmmm sounds legit
Well I suppose “Everything in moderation ” (Apart from cigarettes of course, smoking has no redeeming qualities ) A gentleman I knew used to drink a pint ( sometimes two) of beer every lunchtime and a small whisky before bed time. He has gone now, mind you he was 103 when he died!
Can I get it in a pill?
Ellagic acid according to the article, add reservatrol from red wine get a non-alcohol longevity pill. Too bad news media treat these articles like jokes.
Who would have though scotland would be the ones to cure cancer
Don’t you know the Scots invented just about every useful thing ever. Just ask a Scotsman.
I had to go to the hospital in Scotland for anti-freeze poisoning (don’t ask). They gave me whiskey to counteract the effects.
Goooooooooo self-administration of chemotherapy!
Thanks, but I’ll just stick with broccoli :-p
Paddy to the rescue! You loosers.
I stopped reading after I saw “whiskey” and “medical conference in Scotland” in the same sentence… is this The Onion News?
I call bs.