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The first comment in part 6 is the best thing I read all day.
Wow….just….wow.
Still a better love story than Twilight
Fake… Here is a proof http://www.facebook.com/austin.knill
Oh wait, I’ve been reading a status of him, it’s true LOL
A true troll yeah…
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/23/facebook-tattoo-prank-by-austin-knill-goes-viral_n_1296117.html?ref=uk-comedy
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA So true
Is this for real?
i really, really, really, reeeeeeeeeally want it to be real… but it is just too good to be true so i must call bull sh*t until further proof is provided.
Austin’s my hero for the week!
I wouldn’t doubt it. I dated a girl like that for about a week once. Glad I got out of there while I still could O_O
My Creep/Freak/Weirdo Detector developed at a really early age so I was able to avoid dating anyone like this. I did have a few who were odd, but their palette of weirdness included a few sexual obsessions so I didn’t complain much.
I doubt it’s real. At one point he says that they have only been dating for a little over a week and then, a couple of comments down, he says that the break up was a long time coming.
I believe that Einstein said an hour with a girl you love feels like a second and a second on a hot stove feels like an hour…
^this
Also the comment “Why are you always trying to cover me up like you’re ashamed of me or something!?” doesn’t make a whole lot of sense for a relationship just over a week old. I’m of the opinion that just about anything is potentially true, and I don’t immediately dismiss every retarded story as fake simply because they don’t make sense to me. That said, I’d tend to lean towards this being fake.
You could ignore a girl for a day and they would be saying that…
yeah it`s fake. the tattoo doesn`t look real..
For kids, a long time might be anything over 12 minutes. The “tattoo” was the tell; no way that’s a real tattoo.
Nice trolling tho; tip of the hat for the effort
fake on reddit
Total fake. If the tattoo is that fresh, and that dark, her arm would be all red and sore around the ink. FAKE.
agreed. Tattoo is too perfect and too dark with no redness to be real.
I do concur
F**king unbelievable…!!! Can’t think of a comment for now
how about… tl;dr
She needs to be locked up. The world needs less delusional, crazy people like that.
And fewer crazy enablers like her “supportive” friends. They were just as scary.
I can’t stand how girls do that. I’m a girl too, but I am not going to back up someone that incredibly stupid, even if they were my friend. You just don’t perpetuate the problem like that. Nasty.
Here here! A true friend lets you know when you’re being bonkers.
Good thing she doesn’t exist.
WOW, that is one crazy chick….
Those are all crazy chicks for backing that original crazy chick.
i agree! They all need their heads examined!
looks like i can’t post the link…
but wow, just wow
it’s
Adele – Rolling In The Deep
Why you should never have another person’s image or name tattooed on your body. That doesn’t show love.
a) *ever
b) It shows that that particular person is important enough to you that you have his face on your body for the rest of eternity.
From what I read, it was one week into the relationship.
b) * and/or proofes what a needy, gullible and naive person you are.
a) Never was the right word in that sentance. Read the whole thing.
b) I agree with you there but they were only dating for like a week and a half, plus she lied to him about what tattoo she was getting. If she lied about something like that what else would she lie about? To be honest I wouldnt have let it get this far. When it gets to the point where she threatens my friends is when the deal is broken. Im not all for bros before hoes ideals but I’m not going to date someone who is so needy that they have to keep tabs on my friends.
a)*sentence. (:
a)
z) zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I don’t need to scar myself to prove that I will be staying with my man for the rest of my/his life. Feeling the need to “prove” it should be a warning sign in itself.
b) or at least until the maggots eat your rotting flesh in your grave
How about having my girlfriend’s face tattoed on my face? THAT’S LOVE BABY!
or just utter stupidity. take your pick.
Except immediate family members perhaps?
Only if they’re dead and can never disappoint you ever again. What if your kid became a nazi or a serial killer? Also, get it done by a seriously good professional. Also, just PLEASE RECONSIDER!! There’s NO reason you have to get a face tattooed on you!
Whoa! This girl is going to be boiling a rabbit in someone’s kitchen, soon! I gotta give props to the “he’s crazy for leaving u” friend, buddies stick together, but I wouldn’t want her to go all Glen Close on MY rabbit!!
Lol!!! that’s is, she is a rabbit killer. Run away from her, far, very far
I think it’s friends like that that perpetuate the craziness. Maybe she’d be less crazy if her friends called her out on it instead of encouraged it by calling insane behaviour rational and rational behaviour insane. I’d give props to THAT.
They probably all became friends because they were all equally batshit insane in the first place and everyone else cuts ties with them.
By rabbit did you mean penis?
They were dating since 10 days only?? I hope it’s a fake tattoo she made to get rid of him or something..
I’m so glad someone screen-capped this. There has to be more to this thread!
Agreed. a sequel is in order.
That’s pretty sad… hopefully that girl gets help for self-esteem issues.
I love how one of the crazy girl’s friends accuses the guy of being crazy. Seriously there comes a point when you aren’t being a friend and instead are helping to push your friend over the edge of insanity.
I remember being slightly taken aback when my girlfriend told me she loved me after just a month. If she had got my face tattooed on her after a week? Errr yea……..
Should be easy to check if this is true. Guys name is easily visible.
Let’s not forget, we’ve got his face to look for as well.
I actually looked up his facebook. His profile picture is OF the tattoo, drawn on a plain white background, which makes me believe it could have easily been shooped.
Wow…good thing he got out now. Who knows what this would have morphed into. Getting someone tattooed on you after a week (or 10 days, whatever) is scary as hell. Flee, man! Flee!
Guys, this is actually fake.
It was a troll post.
The original post for this on failbook.com has heaps of comments of people explaining how it’s fake. (showing the original source, etc.)
explain how it’s fake.
Try doing a google search… it will explain it for you
i’m lazy.
How do I google?
what is a google??
No hablo ingles.
Tha Googles do Naaaathink
Just search “UVic tattoo prank” and it’s currently the top link… you’re welcome!
By what I’ve read, this guy and his friend have too much time on their hands.
i live in calgary, i want to meet these people.
LOL! Same here!
Like you can’t tell this is fake. Puh-lease.
This site is beginning to bore me.
I sure hope it’s fake.
…and yet you’re still here. S’pose it must be to do awesome stuff like tell everyone how much you know and how bored you are. Keep it up! People like you really add to the site.
People like you, who don’t comment on the content, but choose to comment on other peoples opinions, really add to the site.
Move along.
I bet you’re one of those people that feels the need to inform internet forums when you stop watching TV shows too.
I have no clue what you mean by that. I didn’t know that people actually did that. Eh.
I don’t really watch television. The news, occasionally, and maybe Family Guy on DVD, but that’s about it.
And I never said that I stopped enjoying most of the site, I said that I was getting bored, because of fake, scripted crap like this. If I wanted scripted relationship drama… I’d watch TV.
That’s my opinion and I’m sorry you don’t like it.
Fake. A real tattoo that fresh will be red, then will have some peeling and/or scabbing before healing completely. This “tattoo” shows no signs of any irritation at all.
This is exactly what I was thinking.
Agreed. Looks like it was drawn with a Sharpie.
if its only a day or two old there is no peeling- and if the artist knew what they were doing it shouldn’t be red/brusied after 30min… stand aside ‘experts’ i actually do it for a living…
could be fake but i have seen ppl this crazy/stupid, they definitely exist
I dated a girl who had my initials and zodiac sign tattooed on her stomach while I was out of town. We maybe had being going out for about 2 months. I basically told her the same thing this guy just did. It’s really creepy too, because once you see the tattoo, you know you’ve just gotten yourself involved with an absolute psychopath stalker lady.
You’ve stolen my nickname. That makes you the psycho!
Well this is awkward…
Indeed…
dad? is that you? we’ve been so worried…
I think we’re all the same Morris but in different time periods. Now where did I park the DeLorean…?
TI EL DI AR;
So is a bad idea to pay for a girl’s tattoo?
I wish I could ad her as friend
You can tell it’s fake. Only an idiot would actually believe this.
It pretty much screams out SCRIPTED!
Se non è vero, è ben trovato.
How many ppl tried to find the video that was linked?
what is this and why/how are names blacked out??
So you can’t search for, and find the people mentioned.
It’s pretty standard.
I am 12 and what is this
I am 11 and what is 12?
I am american what is english
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!
crazy chicks are great in bed. that is all.
John Bobbit used to say that.
John Bobbit was verbally, sexually, and physically abusive. She finally snapped. Do your research.
so fake. It doesn’t mean it can’t happen… but the comprehensive-psycho friend? what are they? the manson family?????
“You wanted a winged tortuous,,,” “I paid for a turtle with wings…” Tortuous? Yes, the fact that whomever wrote the script did not use “tortoise”, is certainly tortuous. Tortuous indeed.
haha – I cracked up when I read that too
This was the only part that made me think it could be real. Because someone trolling this in-depth can usually spell.
And tattooing a face of a boyfriend was a good idea why? Girls have way too much faith in relationships.
Actually, this does not happen with people who have such faith. This is a sign of serious instability.
Fake for the simple fact the tattoo isn’t fresh or look new at all – if it’s not sharpie.
Real, fake, whatever. It was worth it for “IDK, give him angry eyebrows.”
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Very real. The tat pic is his cover pic and the tat design is his profile pic.
If it’s fake, couldn’t they at least make it shorter? :/
The tattoo doesn’t look very photo-realistic anyway, so who cares. It could be anyones face (with a stupid little goatee). But I guess, the whole story behind it IS more interesting. Nonethesess, i agree with Sarah, worth the read just for “IDK, give him angry eyebrows” comment.
It’s vanilla ice
Was just about to skip over it as a TL;DR, but i’m so glad I decided to read it. Wow..just..wow.
4 pages missing: http://www.use.com/showorig.pl?set=c67dd9a7905685dbae71&p=1
Austin Knill is the man
Borderline meets a narcissist
computers make sandwiches now?
And if so, can you email me a roast beef & cheddar on rye?
scary stuff man scary stuff… i mean if that’s the kind of girl i would be dating… i better be single than to be with her… wahaha
In the quite unlikely event this is real, I’d like to request the woman’s name be unblurred, as a public service announcement.
I just hope she doesn’t ever breed.
You’ve got her picture right there…in the very unlikely event that the rather large distinguishing mark on her arm isn’t enough!
I can tell by the pixels that this is fake.
yup its actually fairly obvious
Stay outta my Shed!
Your guys’ grammar is God awful.
You’re joking, right?
i wish i could have such a stalking girl… okay, but, after 1 week, and a permanent tattoo? thats realy too much!
fake and unfunny. stupid failblog people are stupid.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Frankenstein was a better love story than twilight.
OMG!!!!!I am so HAPPY I am single right now. This was epic!
He should take this tattoo as a clear sign. Not that he should break up with his girlfriend, but that he should shave the stupid soulpatch/goatee thing and find a haircut that makes him look less like Vanilla Ice. Then he won’t resemble the tattoo and he’ll attract a higher quality mate.
LOL
There is more to this thread. Here’s the link from Reddit….
http://i.imgur.com/5B8El.jpg
You guys actually believe this was real?
name: Austin Knill
At first I was shocked but on a second look…I think this is made up. My dad, my sisters, several of my friends and co-workers…all ink addicts. I know what a fresh tattoo looks like and this does not. It looks more like someone took a really good ink pen and drew it.
Plus the comments are just a little TOO perfect. I really do hope this is fake but if not…dear god help us all.
*starts singing* Sooomeone is crazy and it’s yoooou….
tl;dr
*cue small horde of vikings singing the spam song*
I’ll have spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam.
My ex-gf was almost this bad (exclude the Facebook coversations (which were INSTEAD face to face and out in public) and tattoo.)
This is.. wait what!? I can’t even..
DAFUQ DID I JUST READ!?
What the F did I just read?!
I hope this isn’t real, but it probably isn’t anyway.
Meh.
http://vancouver.openfile.ca/blog/news/2012/uvic-facebook-prank-goes-viral
This might have been funny if it was even the slightest bit convincing. Why did this make front page? It was also way too long, of course they make it as though it’s the girl who’s all over the guy and wants him so much, and also is really stupid about it. So witty and funny!
I can’t believe I read the whole thing.
Obvious troll is obvious….
No, people it really is legit……and super creepy, but not at all surprising. Young women are freaking retarded in this day and age.
Yeah, men are never needy and stalkerish. Ever.
Legit…? So over 2 sites debunking it and *the guy who is in it* admitting that it’s fake, we’re meant to believe you?
Sense, this has none….
The Tattoo looks like Vanilla Ice.
http://www.cuscoinca.net/ci/vanilla_ice.jpg
Stupid biiiaaatch!
What an epic douche bag. This Austin guy is so conceded that he needed to pull a lame facebook prank to get attention from his friends.
From what I read, he has some music video on Youtube but nobody knows who he is.
Yeah, this wasn’t a famewh*re move or anything.
*conceited
Easily spotted fake tat.
is this chick in any way related to the one in the kevin text saga?
haha at winged “tortuous,” and “carzy one hear.” dear god.
this my friend, is our school system at work.
HAHAHAHA! I believe it, even if its not real its BRILLIANT! The truth is though there are some serious wakos in the world – anything is possible!
Okay. I’ll ask. Even though this is fake, what was the point in blurring her face the one time?
To make it seem real.
“Tatoo boy”
http://www.facebook.com/austin.knill
“Dumb girl”
Find it for yourself.
I knew it was fake the second the guy mentioned that they’ve only been together for 1 week. Unless the girl is giving him some serious favors, there’s NO way a guy would pay for a tattoo after 1 week of dating a girl…be it his face or a winged turtle. So while the guy is a good troll, he has a bit of work to do before rising to greatness.