Then you can post the results here! We’ll all marvel at your ballsy trolling and you’ll get a HUGE self-esteem boost.
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Yeah, great idea until you get a infertile couple.
Then you are just cruel.
Too bad there are almost as many of those as there are cheating scumbags.
Eh, not that funny. Half the time it will be a girl, most of the time it’s going to be someone who knows they didn’t get anyone else pregnant. Of all the numbers you’d have to happen to find one that belongs to a promiscuous young male to get a funny response.
Also, why does it look like that text message is a piece of paper taped onto the phone (that shadow on the right hand corner)?
I would say that’s just an effect on the speech bubble on the phone. Kinda to make it look like a post-it note. Mine has something similar.
I have an HTC phone as well and thats how my txt-msgs look too.
buzzkill level 9000
so true. what retards, just enjoy the humor guys.
thats stock android message app mine looks like that too
Actually WAY more than half the time it would go to a landline and nobody would ever see it anyway. FUNNY! Sometimes I ring the doorbell of an empty house and run away.
A lot of services allow you to receive text messages on your landline.
Depends where you are. I live in the UK and all mobile phone numbers here begin 07- and no other numbers do.
LOL what a fail. so when you see the iPhone screencaps do you think they look fake because it looks like someone blew a bubble on the screen?
but in actuality, this is what you see when you receive a message, not send one. so whoever is looking at this actually received this msg.
works best if you’re a guy
im pregnant.
omg that might scare someone
Yeah. I mean, if you got a text message from a phone number you don’t recognize, you’d totally think it was meant for you.
Or you could end up texting someone who has just miscarried, lost their child or someone who can never have children.
Which is a tiny bit insensitive.
Which is a tiny bit *hilarious*.
There I fixed it.
No, just no.
But yes?
YES. Yes it is.
looooool
you forget. We are loathsome hideous internet trolls who care nothing for anyone’s well being.
Thanks for encouraging people to commit a crime. Well, at least it is in my area. Way to stay classy, Failblog.
Texting is a crime?
It can fall under harassment if you get someone vindictive/knowledgeable in law.
u dont have to txt them back? O_O
Knowledgeable in law like me
Texting a wrong number isn’t a crime 
Nor is waving back at somebody who was waving at somebody stood behind you….just in case you were wondering.
That’s correct. However, in Texas it is a crime to use a telecommunications device with the intent to “harass, annoy, alarm, abuse, torment, embarrass, or offend another.”
It’s actually considered a Class B Misdemeanor, with fines up to $2,000.
Wow since when people in Texas have “telecommunications device”?
We had to get them eventually. I mean, my little backwater state has more tech oriented industries than about 90% of the country.
Mmm! Y’all deep fry them trolls in pure butter, huh?
I not only live in Washington state, but within spitting distance of Boeing and Microsoft. I take issue with your comment AND tone. Yep, Texas Instruments and that there space program yer former governor purdy much shut down within two months of becoming president makes yer “more tech oriented industries than about 90% of the country” really worth diddly. Why don’t all y’all just secede already and save the rest of us some time, money and embarrassment.
/replies IGNORED
Wow, what a d1ck.
A Texan can’t even show some good-natured one-ups-manship about a rib taken at his expense without incurring this kind of parochial, provincial bs.
The internet teaches me more about American culture every day.
It’s not necessarily American culture – okay, well, yes it is. But it’s also INTERNET culture.
People on the internet are douchebags. And there’s always that one guy that has to ruin everyone’s fun.
Let’s see, right off the top of my head.
You start with the aviation industry. Within driving distance of my current location we have multiple facilities for Bell Helicopter, Boeing., Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, and Vought.
The software industry? Well, we’ve got you covered. We have Microsoft in Las Colinas, right outside of DFW Airport. If they’re not to your liking we have IBM, Cisco, and Sun Microsystems within a 15 minute drive.
Want to get into wireless telecommunications? Sprint, Verizon, AT&T, and TMobile ALL have multiple facilities within 25 miles of DFW Airport. Heck, even MetroPCS has a facility up in Richardson.
The list goes on. Just within the DFW Metroplex we have a greater tech presence than many states. If you want to include the rest of the state, well, let’s just say that there’s a reason why people are coming to Texas to look for work.
Dumbass.
Bob- You have just committed a Class B Midemeanor. You have used a telecommunications device with intent to offend others. Please mail me 2,000 dollars and I’ll pay your fine
XD. Too many people trolling them down there. Sh¡t got serious.
It’s ironic that you criticize Texas by implying that Texans are “dumb” and “backwards” when you can neither spell nor type.
Bravo.
You mean we can’t say anything bad about dumb old Texas?
Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb? Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?
So telemarketers calling me when my number is on the national no-call list is a crime? Good luck with ever getting a conviction on that!
Only if you do it more than once.
omg, what happened to trolls, failblog sure is a fail.
there can be only one.
I prefer txting “Mom just died.”
“Like”
also, “like.”
Hey now, it’s funny if you text that to a friend who might have gotten someone pregnant, but you probably shouldn’t text that to a total stranger. And don’t trash on Failblog, we’ve all seen the randomness they post.
^ This is a good fix. + 10 internets to Ra1N.
You Know Me earns a fail.
I thought about doing this, for half a second, just to entertain the thought of running a funny prank… but “you know me” is just being cruel and NOT funny. FAIL!
I couldn’t do that. I believe god would smite me and i’d end up pregnant.
@ Katie…you suck. Get of failblog and get on the Christianmingles.com or something. Crime ? Puuuhlease.
*off
Just because she mentioned something about believing in god, she should get off of Failblog? Congratulations, you’re a bigot, the exact thing you accuse theists of being. Jackass.
And she didn’t exactly say that she believes in God. That wasn’t the point of the post, so much as what goes around comes around. Eager to attack religious people much?
Wow what a bunch of whingers and whiners. How about you just comment on the response you got n shut up? Yea thats a good idea.
Anyway, waiting for my response then i will post
Combo-effect. “I can’t believe your mom is pregnant.”
This is what happened to me while I was in a computer shop a few years ago.
My mobile phone rings . Me: “Hello?” Caller (Girl’s voice, sounding very nervous)” Hello Lee….I’ve got something to tell you……I’m pregnant!” Me: “Eh ? what? sorry , who is this please” Caller “Oh bloody hell, sorry!” ( hangs up)
I wonder what Lee’s reaction to becoming a father was when she finally calmed down a bit and dialed the correct number.
Yeah I’ve had a few of these, scares the beejesus out of ya
I’d answer: ‘O my god! Is it yours?’
nice one!
Americans accusing other americans of being “dumb”…
OH GOD THE IRONY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
I just got a text back:
“OMG Why did ya change your number?”
Slam me if you’d like, but 98% of you need to chill the frack out!! Good lord, you are so up tight about everything. If you can’t take a joke, GET OFF THIS SITE!!!!!!
Finally someone says it! This site is supposed to be about laughing, not jumping down someone’s throat when they have a differing sense of humor than us.
The anti-joke chicken thing has gone too far. Agreed.
Ya know, in our adolescent time when we thought this is funny, there was no SMS, but the plain standard phone.
Sending a faceless, voiceless, emotionless message is just as stupid and zero like trying to insult anyone on the internet.
We, at least spoke directly, voice-to-ear with those people who we hoped to play fun with.
No news the youth is getting more and more retarded and coward.
Everyone is so sensitive. Take a shot and loosen up. Like Im sorry we all have to be politically correct to be funny.
The best part about Failblog is the comment wars that almost always occur. *sits back and watches hilarity ensue*
Taking your rage out on someone over the internet is…dare I say it?? Like racing in the Special Olympics. Regardless of who wins, you’re all retarded, and everyone else is laughing at you.
^this
exactly what I was thinking.
If you laugh at Special Olympics participants — and honestly believe that everyone else does too — then you’re stupider than any Special Olympian athlete ever. Congratulations! Now get off the internet before you break something.
One does not simply send a text message to a random number saying “I’m Pregnant” … they need a texting phone first.
Most days I have more fun reading the arguments in comments section than the original post..
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