Hmm..something that’s actually funny that involves religion but doesn’t try to be as condescending, ludicrous and irrational as possible? And on the internet to boot?
Fairytales take place in far away lands that dont actually exists along with characters that also did not. It is pretty well documented that the kings and queens in the book you refer to as a fairytale did in fact exist. Right down to Ponchus Pilot and king Herod. Along with all the towns, cities and nations described within it, Theology aside that is.
Centuries of people making Jesus white. It says in the bible that he had feet like brass and hair like cotton. He was a hebrew, and his mom and dad were middle-eastern in nature. BUT NOPE HE’S WHITE. I say this as an annoyed Christian. But then again I guess it doesn’t matter in the long run.
He wasn’t white, (but then white isn’t an ethnicity: Anglo-Saxon (technically a misnomer, as English people are actually mostly native English), Mediterranean (Including Spanish, Italian, Greek, Maltese etc.), Gallic, Scandinavian, Slav, Pole, Czech, Armenian etc. are all white races (some split up further)). It would be a mistake to make him look like an Arab though, as he probably looked like modern day non-European Jews.
As a Christian i expect equal mocking time of islam,atheium, veganisum, budisum, hinduisum and the democratic party….you have been a litttle Christian heavy on the mocking lately…just say’n
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Hmm..something that’s actually funny that involves religion but doesn’t try to be as condescending, ludicrous and irrational as possible? And on the internet to boot?
Bravo.
I enjoy this meme. Broify all the Bible passages!
Dude, don’t leave me hanging here.
yo bro do not do that
So, like exactly how old do you have to be to grow a beard like that? 600 – 700 years?
So glad the Bible was written two centuries after christ and not two millennia
Hmm? By “two centuries after christ”, surely you mean “Many hundreds of years before Christ, during his lifetime, then a few hundred years after.”
actually it wasn’t. most texts in the new testament were found at least 100 years after the fact.
He’s differentiating between “the Bible” and the “New Testament.”
Yeah, like it matters, it’s still a just fairy tale..
And by Fairy, I assume you mean “gay”.
Fairytales take place in far away lands that dont actually exists along with characters that also did not. It is pretty well documented that the kings and queens in the book you refer to as a fairytale did in fact exist. Right down to Ponchus Pilot and king Herod. Along with all the towns, cities and nations described within it, Theology aside that is.
The term is fiction.
Sounds like a verse out of the Cottonpatch translation.
U mad Bro?
I’ve got just one question: If Jesus was a native of what is now the middle east, why is he white?
Centuries of people making Jesus white. It says in the bible that he had feet like brass and hair like cotton. He was a hebrew, and his mom and dad were middle-eastern in nature. BUT NOPE HE’S WHITE. I say this as an annoyed Christian. But then again I guess it doesn’t matter in the long run.
He wasn’t white, (but then white isn’t an ethnicity: Anglo-Saxon (technically a misnomer, as English people are actually mostly native English), Mediterranean (Including Spanish, Italian, Greek, Maltese etc.), Gallic, Scandinavian, Slav, Pole, Czech, Armenian etc. are all white races (some split up further)). It would be a mistake to make him look like an Arab though, as he probably looked like modern day non-European Jews.
It’s from millenia of the Catholic church portraying Jesus as a white European.
The old guy on the right looks like he’s about to transition into a flashback.
As a Christian i expect equal mocking time of islam,atheium, veganisum, budisum, hinduisum and the democratic party….you have been a litttle Christian heavy on the mocking lately…just say’n
Well, you guys do make it easy…just saying.