
If you receive a card like this on Valentine’s Day, please contact your local authorities. And purchase some mace.
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If you receive a card like this on Valentine’s Day, please contact your local authorities. And purchase some mace.
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ѕєємѕ ļєģіτ.
comment fail.
So….Can I be your
stalkerValentine?Fuggoff.
Just gimme a waffer thin mint.
I don’t need no stinkin Valenstalker!
I’m entertaining the thought of buying every one of these I find…
And staging a public bonfire, like Gerogerigegege did with all those “AI-Jin” singles.
Will there be köttbullar?
Maybe in IKEA
Dammit, who stole Gordon Keith’s holiday card ideas?
“If you REALLY love her, you’ll ignore the restraining order.” – Advice Dog
Either “i prefer valentine” is in 3D or this is ‘shopped…
I GOT THAT CARD!
… from my parents…
D: