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Autocowrecks: Lady Boner Killer

mobile phone texting autocorrect - Autocowrecks: Lady Boner Killer

This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don’t last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

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  1. Toby Tortoise says:

    Hahaha did you get permission from Danielle Corsetto to use her work on your website?

    • bratn says:

      I was also looking for some reference to her website, at least….

    • drl says:

      Speaking of fails, a complete lack of attribution probably qualifies. Seeing similar things on this blog a lot these days…

      • Snapper says:

        Yeah, f*ck hunky shirtless men unless they recently use poor grammar. Stay classy, snobby women.

        • Hippo says:

          Frankly, some women out there are this fickle, the slightest thing wrong puts them out of the mood. I call it beyond high maintenance and frankly not worth the effort as most of them never have enough sex in their entire lives to give them to experience to be worth the effort.

          However, there is always some shirtless douche who is willing to give it a try, mostly because the next pane will show him texting the next girl on the list then telling the girl that just came over he is going out for a “beer”.

          Months later, you see the girl complaining to he friends asking why she always ends up with cheating bastards. Her friends are to nice to point out that maybe one bad guy isn’t her fault but 10 in a row likely means she’s either doing something wrong and needs to change something. This ends with her meeting the same type of guy again and starting the process over.

          • KaBooM says:

            Bitter much? Jeeeeeeze…

          • mo' says:

            i believe you misspelled intelligent, it is not spelled f-i-c-k-l-e. also, *her, *too and if you’re going to say “either,” you need to make a secondary argument, not a list.

            but don’t worry, there’s an educated, shirtless man waiting for the discerning woman. you keep looking for that girl with all the experience; you and she deserve each other dear.

      • ladama says:

        thats what the gvt is trying to prevent..

    • Chardrak says:

      Considering Failblog is a user driven site with all content being uploaded by users, unless it is specifically specified by the brainless dolt doing the uploading, there will be no attribution to any random/lesser known site/blog/author.

      • Yoyo says:

        So that’s their excuse to violate copyright material?

        You shoul’d be Kim Dotcom lawyer :D

        They also steal and upload images from facebook profiles and photos of minors (sometime even with sexual innuendo) without permission of their parents wich is pretty illegal in any civilizated country :D

  2. MiG says:

    Hunky
    Shirtless
    Man

    I fail to see which of those imply stupid or uneducated. I guess you haven’t met any real engineers yet (real as in founded on physics not computer science). :p

    • John says:

      Um, with what little information we are given about this couple, his use of the word “your” reasonably implies that he is not her equal in intelligence or education. That’s not the same as stupid, which was stated nowhere.

    • John Ross says:

      If you are referring to computer engineering, I can assure you that their is as much physics involved as electrical engineering. Ya know, with circuits and stuff. :D

      • John Ross says:

        *there

      • MiG says:

        I’ve sat in lectures for computer science and software engineering and seen my friends’ subject lists. The level of maths in their courses was trivial and there appeared nothing that was related to the physical sciences. Perhaps that’s why those courses were run by the computer science faculty and not the engineering faculty.

        Anyway, I was drunk posting and just took a bit of offense at the idea that you can either be intelligent and well spoken, or well built.
        I probably shouldn’t have bothered.

  3. asdf says:

    No attribution and slapping your own banner across the bottom = hardcore douche baggery.

  4. Fuyuri says:

    And the idiots completely ignore the text right below the image saying “Picture by: Girls With Slingshots” with a link xD

    • You have no taste says:

      I would guess that there was no attribution initially, but after everyone (quite rightly) pointed out that insulting someone else’s work without even bothering to acknowledge that it is theirs is somewhat of an insulting and offensive thing to do.

  5. You have no taste says:

    How is this a fail? It’s a fantastic comic that made me laugh quite a lot!!

    Do you have no gorram taste?

  6. Damaged says:

    I guess missing the main point of this.

    She is a librarian.

  7. Beachfox says:

    The real statement here is: If you want to make it with a hottie librarian, don’t screw up your grammer or spelling during the wooing process.

  8. BigEarl says:

    there are so many reasons why “intelligent women” and “hunky shirtless men” don’t get together. I think blandness is the main culprit

  9. dizz says:

    I fail to see the lol here.

  10. TB Tabby says:

    Y-O-U-R…

    Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E…

    They’re as different as night and day…

    Don’t you think that night and day are different…

    What’s wrong with you…

  11. Stacey says:

    right so maybe these relationships do work because women have needs like everyone else.

  12. Grammar nazi = intelligent girl?

  13. julie says:

    Drives me nuts when my bf does that, but I’ve NEVER pointed it out to him. Why go there?

  14. MelissaRose says:

    My friend said that this is me… I’m not that bad…

  15. Cecil says:

    Women who act like that are
    Completely
    Useless
    Nasty
    Tarts

  16. Cecil says:

    sigh
    Was trying to beat the boss coming by my desk
    The above isn’t pluralized properly.
    Women who act like that are…
    Completely
    Useless
    Nasty
    Total
    Snobs


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