There are 64 different synonyms for “yes” in the English language, and all of them were invented in conversations with mothers.
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And that’s why you shouldn’t bother being on the phone with your parents if you’re an adult.
You either;
1: Have no mother
2: You have a mother and are not an adult.
3: You are an adult but your mother doesn’t care about you.
No “Hello?”
I’m gonna record my girlfriend’s phone phrases, and make a soundboard to see how long I can hold a conversation with her grandmother before she notices.
yeah well that’s nice for you
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uhm… mother issues?…
Yep, okay, alright, I will.
I love you too. Bye.
I’d leave out the India part.
Good for you! Cool story bro! *APPLAUSE* We are so proud of you Web Application Something-Or-Other!
various technical solutions eh? Sounds like these solutions are pretty technical. And varied!
and totally legit.
*All right
^Seems legit.
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^ ROFL!!! Shaken plant. A few hours a minute. I’d visit THAT site!
Step-aunt? That’s really inventive.
and in the end “euuh….what did she say?”
Stepped ant i presume
I haven’t talked to Mom in years. I don’t want to interrupt.
I like my parents.
Sux2b the OP.
you forgot: “no, i do not have a cold. yes I am eatig OK,” and finally “NO mom, I have not found anyone yet and NO I do not want to meet your neighbour’s cousin’s son/daughter”
*On the phone with girlfriend.
For some reason people think I’m bad because of this:
I just got home from grocery shopping when my mother called. So I listening to her on the phone, and my perishables are out in the car in the heat. So what do I do? I set down the phone, go out bring my stuff in, put it in the fridge then go back to listening. She never even knew that I was gone for awhile.
Haha! I had a quasi-friend JUST like this.
Actually, I was lucky to get any “yeah, uh huh, cool”s in because she couldn’t stop talking about herself long enough for me to say anything. One time I just got up and took a shower while she was on the line and didn’t even realize I was gone.
After a while, I’d see that she called me but I’d wait for my cell phone batteries to run low to call her back because I’d have an excuse to hang up on her when the batteries were dying. For whatever reason, she hated texting, I guess because she couldn’t hear herself that way.
Its even worse when your friend has the language skills of a 3 year old. Non-stop talking interspersed with “um”, “like”, and “y’know?”. Except that my friend actually spot checks me every 20 seconds by asking if I’m still listening.
But I don’t want to sit naked in front of a webcam talking dirty to guys.