You forgot:
“The Loser. The guy who thinks up stupid crap about other people’s use of FB and posts it all over the internet in a futile attempt to appear clever.”
My personal anti-favourite, which isn’t there, is “The Pukemaker” who either addresses every status to their significant other, whom they refer as “my amazing boy/girlfriend” or “my baby <3," or mentions them, saying stuff like "Had a luuuuuuuuurvely time with the most gorgeous lovely man/woman in the world…I love him/her soooooooooooooooo much" (delete as applicable). This is, of course, in spite of the fact that they are probably texting/calling/emailing/seeing each other at the same time, but still feel the need.
I am seriously considering deleting one of my "real" friends over this, as he is making me feel ill.
Seconded, except for parents who gush over every “cute” little thing their children do, like eat cereal or watch TV. “My little man just came down and said good morning. He’s so cute!”. “Aw, my little turdboy is so cute eating his oatmeal.” I’ve unsubscribed from these puke inducers.
What about the “Twit”? Updates their status via Twitter instead of actually using Facebook…but always has more than 140 characters worth of stuff to say.
I love this. Facebook is a fail in and of itself. All people are doing is selling their information to the highest bidder to be inundated with advertisements. Facebook = Soma; the opiate of the masses.
This stinks. im a 9gagger, and i wanted to look for something new, then i saw this post, people here have no imagination too they copy from other websites. This isn’t the only post ive seen came from 9gag. and im pretty sure that the post on 9gag was older than this.
What about the “Birther-Teabaggers” — with their daily, vitriolic, racist, homophobic, anti-immigrant FB status screeds? And why do they always have to be someone you’re related to?
I take offence at the fact that the word “Gamer” is even on that list. People who only play games from Zynga and the like on facebook, are in no way gamers
Was hopping to see me in here, but nothing quite fits. Recommend a revamp.
I’m sorry idiot wasn’t in the list.
Maybe you’re a rabbit?
yawn…
Who cares about Facebook ?
Your question won’t be relevant for another few years.
What about The “winner”?
‘Does not have a Facebook account, communicates with people in real life’
Yeah, I was sad to see I wasn’t included.
People that don,t recognize themselves in the list are most likely the drama queens, cynics or roosters
^^^ Idiot!
How can someone recognise what type of facebooker they are all the categories are defined by how you use facebook?
Some (most) people are pitifully unaware of their own actions.
I seriously doubt that there are many people who could be unaware that they use facebook. Really.
It’s not whether not they use facebook, it’s how they use them. This post categorize facebook user behaviors, Einstein.
I love it when idiots like you demonstrate their idiocy by not reading the branch they reply to.
Congrats on being a grade I richardhead.
I don’t use facebook ever, so I can’t be in here.
You forgot:
“The Loser. The guy who thinks up stupid crap about other people’s use of FB and posts it all over the internet in a futile attempt to appear clever.”
LOL, someone’s touched a nerve!
then theres normal people who dont use facebook because they have a phone and the ability to speak
The world is clearly black and white, right?
I disagree, the world is neither black nor white. It’s an uncharacterized color that confuses you deeper than you believed it could.
yeah, those normal people use smart communication devices like failblog instead of the loser facebook right?
What about “The Food Critic”? The person who feels the need to post pictures of almost every meal they eat and/or make.
And don’t forget the sports freak who constantly posts sports updates that nobody even know wtf they are talking about
My personal anti-favourite, which isn’t there, is “The Pukemaker” who either addresses every status to their significant other, whom they refer as “my amazing boy/girlfriend” or “my baby <3," or mentions them, saying stuff like "Had a luuuuuuuuurvely time with the most gorgeous lovely man/woman in the world…I love him/her soooooooooooooooo much" (delete as applicable). This is, of course, in spite of the fact that they are probably texting/calling/emailing/seeing each other at the same time, but still feel the need.
I am seriously considering deleting one of my "real" friends over this, as he is making me feel ill.
Seconded, except for parents who gush over every “cute” little thing their children do, like eat cereal or watch TV. “My little man just came down and said good morning. He’s so cute!”. “Aw, my little turdboy is so cute eating his oatmeal.” I’ve unsubscribed from these puke inducers.
Agree on both counts…which eliminates about 80% of Facebook friends.
Love the “Lurker” picture.
I’m a Liker.
I’m a Liker
What about the “Twit”? Updates their status via Twitter instead of actually using Facebook…but always has more than 140 characters worth of stuff to say.
I love this. Facebook is a fail in and of itself. All people are doing is selling their information to the highest bidder to be inundated with advertisements. Facebook = Soma; the opiate of the masses.
I think I fall into this category
The Honey Badger – “It really doesn’t give a $hit!”
I WAS the Lurker until I quit Facebook
What about the guy that just posts stupid, silly pictures from the interwebs all day? D=
I’m most in-definite the “Lurker”. Haha
Forgot – “The Retard”
The person who uses facebook
ROFLMAO
Excellent! I don’t get why people likes this stuff so much… I don’t use it.
The picture for Mr./Ms. Popular used pictures from this website:
http://www.clubpenguin.com
How do people accumulate THIS many annoying friends on Facebook?
I don’t even use Facebook anymore, but I only have one friend on there who’s really annoying. To be fair, she’s pretty annoying offline as well.
“The weather reporter” constantly complains about or otherwise mentions the weather in their posts.
Good one!
I’m a Liker
They forgot the “Elitist Scum”. These folk don’t use Facebook and think they’re superior to the rest of the world because of it.
How many annoying friends can you possibly have on Facebook?
Granted, I hardly use the damned thing, but I only have two or three truly annoying friends on there who are, to be fair, annoying offline as well.
Stop friending so many people. There’s the solution.
This stinks. im a 9gagger, and i wanted to look for something new, then i saw this post, people here have no imagination too they copy from other websites. This isn’t the only post ive seen came from 9gag. and im pretty sure that the post on 9gag was older than this.
What about the “Birther-Teabaggers” — with their daily, vitriolic, racist, homophobic, anti-immigrant FB status screeds? And why do they always have to be someone you’re related to?
and that’s why I don’t touch facebook.
I take offence at the fact that the word “Gamer” is even on that list. People who only play games from Zynga and the like on facebook, are in no way gamers
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HILARIOUS BLOG. MUST READ!
I’m a “News”. Everyone must know what I’m doing, whenever I’m doing it!
Forgot a few:
I have no personal identity — replaces their profile pic with pics of their stupid kids
Keep your paws off my mate — replaces their profile pic with a couple photo, so you better not get any ideas
I’ve gained weight since high school — replaces their profile pic with a pet, cartoon or icon, no recent photos
Lol, I’m the hyena xD Well, i’m like that in real life too.