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  1. ChetoPuffs says:

    Was hopping to see me in here, but nothing quite fits. Recommend a revamp.

    • jellylee2020 says:

      I’m sorry idiot wasn’t in the list.

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      Maybe you’re a rabbit?

  2. hartmallen says:

    Who cares about Facebook ?

  3. m4z says:

    What about The “winner”?
    ‘Does not have a Facebook account, communicates with people in real life’

  4. daSkeptik says:

    You forgot:
    “The Loser. The guy who thinks up stupid crap about other people’s use of FB and posts it all over the internet in a futile attempt to appear clever.”

  5. Ploni says:

    then theres normal people who dont use facebook because they have a phone and the ability to speak

  6. Basia1982 says:

    What about “The Food Critic”? The person who feels the need to post pictures of almost every meal they eat and/or make.

  7. Xebi says:

    My personal anti-favourite, which isn’t there, is “The Pukemaker” who either addresses every status to their significant other, whom they refer as “my amazing boy/girlfriend” or “my baby <3," or mentions them, saying stuff like "Had a luuuuuuuuurvely time with the most gorgeous lovely man/woman in the world…I love him/her soooooooooooooooo much" (delete as applicable). This is, of course, in spite of the fact that they are probably texting/calling/emailing/seeing each other at the same time, but still feel the need.

    I am seriously considering deleting one of my "real" friends over this, as he is making me feel ill.

    • bigmetsfan says:

      Seconded, except for parents who gush over every “cute” little thing their children do, like eat cereal or watch TV. “My little man just came down and said good morning. He’s so cute!”. “Aw, my little turdboy is so cute eating his oatmeal.” I’ve unsubscribed from these puke inducers.

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        Agree on both counts…which eliminates about 80% of Facebook friends.

  8. InterClaw says:

    Love the “Lurker” picture. :)

  9. plasticfroggy says:

    What about the “Twit”? Updates their status via Twitter instead of actually using Facebook…but always has more than 140 characters worth of stuff to say.

  10. OMFG says:

    I love this. Facebook is a fail in and of itself. All people are doing is selling their information to the highest bidder to be inundated with advertisements. Facebook = Soma; the opiate of the masses.

  11. Did he died? says:

    I think I fall into this category

    The Honey Badger – “It really doesn’t give a $hit!”

  12. 420 says:

    I WAS the Lurker until I quit Facebook

  13. What about the guy that just posts stupid, silly pictures from the interwebs all day? D=

  14. Chris says:

    I’m most in-definite the “Lurker”. Haha

  15. bob says:

    Forgot – “The Retard”

    The person who uses facebook

  16. blackholeson says:

    ROFLMAO

  17. Lolcat says:

    Excellent! I don’t get why people likes this stuff so much… I don’t use it.

  18. Someone says:

    The picture for Mr./Ms. Popular used pictures from this website:

    http://www.clubpenguin.com

  19. Sanguinivore says:

    How do people accumulate THIS many annoying friends on Facebook?

    I don’t even use Facebook anymore, but I only have one friend on there who’s really annoying. To be fair, she’s pretty annoying offline as well.

  20. sneh says:

    “The weather reporter” constantly complains about or otherwise mentions the weather in their posts.

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      Good one!

  21. Clover Goldngreen says:

    They forgot the “Elitist Scum”. These folk don’t use Facebook and think they’re superior to the rest of the world because of it.

  22. Emetique Necrotica says:

    How many annoying friends can you possibly have on Facebook?

    Granted, I hardly use the damned thing, but I only have two or three truly annoying friends on there who are, to be fair, annoying offline as well.

    Stop friending so many people. There’s the solution.

  23. NYANCAT says:

    This stinks. im a 9gagger, and i wanted to look for something new, then i saw this post, people here have no imagination too they copy from other websites. This isn’t the only post ive seen came from 9gag. and im pretty sure that the post on 9gag was older than this.

  24. Timothy Hunt says:

    What about the “Birther-Teabaggers” — with their daily, vitriolic, racist, homophobic, anti-immigrant FB status screeds? And why do they always have to be someone you’re related to?

  25. Aaron Hong says:

    and that’s why I don’t touch facebook.

  26. Turquoise Fishbowl says:

    I take offence at the fact that the word “Gamer” is even on that list. People who only play games from Zynga and the like on facebook, are in no way gamers

  27. Elliwhi says:

    Reblogged this on Rocky Blue 985 and commented:
    HILARIOUS BLOG. MUST READ! ;) x

  28. Philip says:

    I’m a “News”. Everyone must know what I’m doing, whenever I’m doing it!

  29. deelio says:

    Forgot a few:

    I have no personal identity — replaces their profile pic with pics of their stupid kids

    Keep your paws off my mate — replaces their profile pic with a couple photo, so you better not get any ideas

    I’ve gained weight since high school — replaces their profile pic with a pet, cartoon or icon, no recent photos

  30. lamia says:

    Lol, I’m the hyena xD Well, i’m like that in real life too.


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