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FAIL Nation: You Only Had One Job To Do, Goalie! One Job!

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  1. beeko101 says:

    GOB reference FTW!!

  2. fluffness says:

    wow…

    • johnny says:

      are you actually surprised that women suck at everything unless we man build some device to explain every single step?

    • Pod Monkey says:

      How can we make two things that suck most about sports (women’s sports and soccer) and make them suck worse? Women’s soccer. BRILLIANT!

      At least when these players roll around on the ground, crying like girls, they’ll actually BE girls.

      • Erin says:

        You must not have ever watched the US Woman’s National Soccer team before. Or really any woman’s soccer game. The falling on the ground crying is in men’s soccer only – the women actually play the game. They’re more athletic so lying on the ground to get a break doesn’t come in to play.

        If you’re in the US, there’s no reason to hate our Women’s National Team. They’ve brought us two gold medals in the last two Olympics and they’re going for another in London with games 14-0 and 13-0 under their belts.

        There’s no reason to be an ignorant American any longer…you should try harder.

        • abnormal snowman says:

          Yeah… Or, you know, watch a real sport.

          • WannabeHopeS says:

            abnormal snowman, pod monkey and johnny, thank you for explaining to me how the “ignorant/obnoxious American” stereotype came to be.
            For you Erin, thank you, I am a goalkeeper in women’s soccer. Everyone makes a mistake every once and a while, and as it happens the US team currently has the worlds best female goalkeeper.

        • mndaf says:

          I don’t know why, because women can play most sports to a fairly high level, but womens football (soccer) is very, very bad. I think its because the fact that soccer is thought of as a mens only game, and so women are very self concious playing football. But I also think for some reason women just can’t play football. Some sports they are almost as good as men, that swede women golfer could have got into the top 100 glofers in the world as a women for example.

  3. MisterYouAreSoDumb says:

    What do you call women’s sports?

    An oxymoron…

  4. nylund says:

    Was that a Chinese team? I was reading recently about how terrible (and corrupt) Chinese soccer is. Apparently, not only do the players suck, but they’ll throw games and plays like this happen all the time when the team is told “lose by at least X points.” But, apparently, some teams are so bad that they can’t even do this right! The article I read talked about a team TRYING to do this three times in a row and messing up each time, thus failing to lose by as many points as they intended to lose by. But, maybe that’s not what’s happening here. It says CRC v. CAN, assuming the latter is Canada, but I’d think CRC would be Costa Rica, so maybe my Chinese theory is way off base. Nonetheless, it could be a similar tale of a team purposely trying to throw a game more so than a really terrible goalie.

  5. Huwbutts says:

    Women playing footy – that’s so adorable!

  6. tidan31 says:

    I was going to say that this is an awkward looking kitchen, but those jokes are getting old.

  7. eth says:

    this video didn’t show the goaly has in fact huge knockers

  8. tim says:

    Also, great Arrested Development reference!!!

  9. jon says:

    What a boring sport.

  10. GeneRodmy says:

    Sigh. Some girl let a ball go into a net. Needs to be of some consequence to be a fail.

    • WannabeHopeS says:

      The consequence is that this is a international level match, being broadcast across the world, with an in-house attendance of at LEAST 20,000 people plus whoever is watching on tv, and she is supposed to be the best female keeper her country has to offer.

  11. Colin says:

    women’s sports…

  12. hallwagner says:

    HAHA, womens sports

  13. Moe says:

    Wouldn’t have happened if she was in the kitchen. Just sayin’.

  14. Mr Burns says:

    Too used to using her hands.

  15. this was actually funny

  16. Minnesota says:

    Wow. So many idiots in one small space. Where did you all come from?

  17. Nick says:

    GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Lamburger says:

    Maybe if she didn’t weigh so much she could have extended her leg enough to block the ball, or failing that at least have the balance not to stumble chasing after it.

  19. Rufus Cade says:

    Actually, I did that too a couple of years back. Same angle, the same miss, the same result…

  20. Aaron Hong says:

    And you thought the driving was bad enough.

  21. OLIVER says:

    HAHA YOUR NOT RIGHT FOR SOCCER I AM MORE BETTER

  22. blacksmith says:

    burra pra caralho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tinha que ser mulher

  23. WM Toronto says:

    Interesting that nobody has so far noted that the score was already 4 to 0 in Canada’s favour with barely more than 10 minutes left in the game. Perhaps the goalie had already just given up out of a sense of imminent crushing defeat?

  24. Thomas Favier says:

    Not epic at all, since this is amateur compare the pro. Peter Enckelman is the man!

  25. GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. prast says:

    lol womens professional soccer

  27. johnw100 says:

    STOP CALLING IT SOCCER ITS FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Contagion21 says:

      It’s “Association Football” as opposed to “Rugby Football”. The Brits created the nickname “soccer” based on the “association” part of the name. American “Football” derived more from rugby, but the name “Football” stuck even as the game morphed into its current form. Soccer game along later in the US and we just used the nickname Brits came up with. Get past it; it’s an old trite argument that you need to just let go.

  28. The video above is a good one too.

  29. Gantelis says:

    ok ok it wouldn’t be that funny if she would have stayed in kitchen …

  30. matteo says:

    Just to say…

  31. George says:

    Goalkeepers..really NOT good with the foot

  32. Thorazine says:

    http://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/3849.jpg
    Football vs handegg. It is football. And you might not like it, but more people view it than people that view handegg. So even if it’s women playing and you don’t like the sport, don’t just be a douche about it. That is if it’s good by all standards.
    But the fact is that women football sucks. Step it up, get it off the TV or make some retard youtube channel for it. Cause we don’t want sucky sports played by anyone, even men. It’s like women’s handegg, nobody watches that shiiiiit either.


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