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Reblogged this on Scorpio Shoes Blog and commented:
You know that feeling when you absolutely must have a new pair of shoes you have seen, and the only “thing” (ahem) between you and them is the man in your life? Yeah, THAT!
Lionesses know that feeling too!
nobody cares! not even hitler
i love it when people spend time and effort on saying people don’t care.
Proving themselves wrong.
Godwin’s Law.
You lose. Please evacuate the Internet.
Chuntwaffles.
Lol, mods. WTF?
The only thing between you and them is that you don’t have enough money. Why do you think the man has anything to do with it?
Exactly. What are these women disabled or something? Called get a job and buy your own shoes.
I do love how the Lions mane seems to be blowing back from the strength of the yelling though.
Still a better love story then Twilight
The thing is, there are lions. Lots of them. We should all be in cars. If we all drive at Bella together, there’s no way Captain Sparkles can stop them all.
lions are people too…
LOL
Whoever wrote this has clearly never been in a relationship, and has maybe never met a woman in real life…but more importantly, lionesses are the ones who do the hunting and killing in the pride. The lion would be asking her for her wallet to go to the lion strip club–he can’t be bothered to hunt for himself.
This. The male lion of a pride usually stays home with the cubs, guarding the pride area while the females go out hunting.
Of course. Just like with humans, the females are far more aggressive.
Hunting for SHOOOOOEEES!
I’d say the author actually has a pretty good understanding of (unhealthy) relationships.
But yea, this might be a little more accurate, and slightly more humorous, if it were the lion who was all about “Shooooeees”.
this is the way my f**kin relationship is
gotta kill myself
Why on earth do you stay in it then? No amount of happy fun times in bed can mitigate this level of animosity. Not worth it.
Very much this ^
and whoever wrote this comment has clearly never been in a (mildly) humorous site, where things posted have nothing to do with real life, real situations, real persons, real animals, or the discovery channel lions special episode……….
get a life
This is just really below the usual quality of this site. And most humor does have to do with reality, or the subversion of it–this particular meme just fails on the human AND animal angle. So it’s just lame.
^ This.
Yeah, whatever. Get us sandwiches.
What was that, like the ten year old version of a decent response? At least be original, man.
You can’t get more original than this ageless axiom female. Now shut up and make mine turkey on rye.
I’ll take bologna with mustard on wheat.
Never trust a woman to make your sandwiches. You never know what she might put in them.
Who said I was gonna eat it? I just wanted her to make herself useful.
Literally every men’s rights activist is homosexual and trying to cover it up.
Don’t come out though since we don’t want you, try walking in front of moving vehicles instead.
Mens rights activists support all men, gay, straight, old, young, married, single, divorced, brown, black, white or purple. Hell, we’d probably even support you if you pulled your head out of your ass for five minutes.
Please troll harder next time.
Did you stop beating your wife?
Oh, I’m sorry.
How terrible it was of me to insult men as we truly are the most oppres— HAHAHAHA sorry I can’t.
This was meant to be something to laugh at. Why so serious? Some women do act like that however. I do at times lol.
Jokes are funnier when they aren’t based on tired, inaccurate stereotypes.
^this. I do think there could be a lot of humor potential comparing human relationships to animal ones, just this sounds like it was written by a fifth grader. In the fifties.
here have a cup of NO SHIT THIS IS FUNNY ANYWAYS.
you take s**t too seriously, laugh and leave human D:
I can’t believe you are upset with the relationship aspect when there are much more crucial errors here. First of all, lions don’t wear shoes or talk! They have no money either! Or wallets. Where the heck is he keeping his wallet if he even had one. Then there is the issue of them READING. He obviously doesn’t know anything about Lions! You don’t have to met a Lion in real life to not know that and THOSE are the things that you should be upset about if you are going to split hairs.
Wrong, queen.
The lionesses do do most of the hunting but claiming that lions never do just shows ignorance of the facts.
Oh look. It’s another butthurt female making the rest of us females look bad. You’re almost as bad as the women who act like. And there are a lot of women who DO act like this.
Oh look, it’s another self-important female trying to make herself look like ‘one of the guys’ by insisting that because she isn’t annoyed or offended by something, no other woman ought to be unless something is wrong with them.
If you’re a woman and you’re offended by a picture of lions roaring at each other, then yeah I think there’s something wrong with you. This is failblog, as in a site to post funny pictures, and not a social commentary. Get help.
Swear fail
I had to go back and actually check to make sure they weren’t spelled wrong or in the wrong place or something… swear fail? What are we, 12 and a half? People swear. It’s gonna be ok.
i think he’s talking about swear being censored.
No, he’s just a butthurt christian/troll.
No!
No it’s not gonna be okay!
How do you know??? Huh?? *whispers shakily* How do you know?
I’m from the future! I KNOW THINGS.
life fail
Sigh.
At the time you posted this, only 10 people posted before you.
Only 2 people said anything negative about it.
SOOOOOO MANY? Wow. You’re so cool. Can I be just like you?
Guess that counts you out then.
this is racist
nop, this is wwwaaaaycist!
your momma is racist
not sure if trolling or just dumb…
Stop being such a transphobe.
cool story, bro
he is not your bro
Maybe they’re blood-brothers, or they’re both in the Dark Brotherhood.
K, so am I the only one who thinks that’s his tongue in the third last one? Like with her claws through it? Cuz if that is, that’s terrifying.
yup. you re the only one. everybody else has a brain
So glad I’m single.
SO MANY GUYS NAMED CHRIS NEVER GETTING ANY PiSSY HAHAHAHAHAHA
I don’t think very many people want “PiSSY.”
Well obviously guys named Chris aren’t getting any pissy, because the guys named Bear are drinking it all.
Women: “That’s so untrue”
Men: “Yes, dear”
…
*Man holds up sign that says “So accurate its scary”*
you are somehow made this post even less funny
you are somehow made this english even less sense.
I like when she interrupts him with “shoooooooes” HAHA…maybe it was just the way I said it in my head lol
Yes my dear i agree, women say “shoooooooes” and cows say “moooooooes”
Hmmph! My “Lion” buys himself closetfuls of those stupid toe shoes at least a $100/pair. He also is a compulsive shopper. He doesn’t work. I buy my shoes at Payless when it is BOGO. Stupid Lioness. Stupid me.
Hah, you shop at Payless.
I love how if there was a comic about males behaving this way toward females, it would just be seem as funny and awesome, and the guy wouldn’t seem like a jerk.
yeah cause the last panel would be about a guy on his period
That would be awesome. I’d LOVE a joke about a man on his period.
Reblogged this on Ann Novek–With the Sky as the Ceiling and the Heart Outdoors.
This sexist bulls**t is really not very funny
agreed.
Butthurt women who can’t take a joke…
Have you seen any?
Overreacting woman makes feminists look bad.
seen any?
Hello! Is it me you’re looking for?
Seriously, though, why would you stay with a chick who acts like that?
I dunno, I thought it was pretty awesome. Yeah, yeah outmoded sexism gets dull and whatnot, but with the pictures it was great. I especially love the third and last panel. <3 It mighta worked better with chocolate though.
that lion deserves a medal for somehow putting up with her….
DDDERRRR boys have a pee pee and girls have a ho-ha, we’re so different! Its so hilarious! White people drive like this, but black people, they drive like this, BBBHAHAHA amazing!! Its so true!! wwweeeeeee!
That lion needs to get a heads up at whoisthemadness.com
not even remotely funny.
Yes, it’s a joke. But you are incorrect about the ‘not making a statement’ comment.
Of course it is trying to make a statement. It’s trying to insinuate that this is the way relationships are and this is the way women act.
If this is really anybodys experience of a relationship – then you must be a weak weak pathetic man to put up with being treated like crap in a relationship. And if you’re the female who needs to dominate all the time and scream about shoes… then you’re also weak and pathetic and need a reality check.
This joke isn’t funny, it’s actually just sad. Even worse, it probably represents the rather passive-aggressive emasculated male population of this website. They are the ones that are butthurt.
And it never occoured to you that there are in fact people that fit your description. Jokes aren’t pulled out of thin air, they are based on truth, not necessarily a univeral truth, but something real none the less, even if it is altered some. Its legitimate because of that. You can’t relate to this one, good for you! But I find it unlikely that youve never known a “weak” person in a bad relationship… because there are a lot of dumb and self destructive people in the world.
It’s not funny because it’s an old, tired stereotype. Sure, there are people that fit it but they are neither especially common nor representative of how women act in relationships. Seeing as how you’ve never had to deal with people making jokes about how obsessed your gender is with shoes and shopping, maybe you should try listening when the people who actually experience that say it is dumb and annoying. You know, instead of justifying it or tell them how over-sensitive they are.
*facepalm*
This picture doesn’t say all women act like this. At no point in the comic is that even implied. It’s taking a picture of a lioness roaring at a submissive lion, and putting funny quote making it seem like the lioness is a harpy b*tch (and you said it yourself, there are some people who act just like that) and the lion as a pushover. Seriously, if the captions just said “I love you sweetheart, have a good sleep” and “I’m going to meet some of my friends for lunch, see you in a few hours” it wouldn’t be funny at all. NOT ONCE is it said that this is how all women are or how all relationships should work.
Ommmg the one where’s she’s literally got his tongue with her claw made me cringe. Ouchie.
lol, the ad on the bottom of my page is for 65% off WOMEN’s shoes. hahahahahahahaha
Okay, so we have learned one thing through this “comic”, lets reverse texts:
1. Woman, shut up and make me sandwiches.
2. Woman, I don’t care, get me beer.
3. Woman, you get your period, right? Shut up and bring me beer.
4. Woman, shut up and bring me a sandwich.
5. Woman shut up and get me beer.
6. Woman, shut up and get me a sandwich
7. Woman, shut up you’re getting your period
8. Woman shut up and bring me beer
Sounds good to me!
what are you doing on the interwebs? get back in the kitchen!
Just like my exgirlfriend, only thinner and asking for shoes instead of anime.
Holy *crap*! Look at the low rating on this *hilarious* comic…I had no idea so many women read failblog…
It’s funny cause in reality the female lion is probably protecting her cubs from a different male that this one defeated for the territory and ownership of the pride. After that they normally run off or kill all the cubs from the previous male unless the females step up and say, NO
This is true, male lions like to slaughter all of a lioness’ children before they bang. This is also my policy when it comes to relationships.
I laughed so hard I cried! =’D
Whoa, some mod accidentally the whole comment thread.