Thank god my boss has a sense of humor. I find it more amusing when your wearing a “glaringly obvious” security uniform and someone comes up to you and asks if you sell drugs. No I don’t but I know someone who drives a black and white car with lights that might be able to help you. Want me to call them?… You’d be surprised how stupid people are.
I’ve worked in customer service for five years… believe me when I say that there is nothing that will surprise me and yet I will be proven wrong the minute I start working in the field again.
I wouldn’t mind when people ask me things like this (aspecially since it’s very possible to work as security somewhere else and just visiting a store during coffee break)
I find the opposite more annoying. People who just look for what type of color and type of shirt you are wearing and assume you work at the store/coffee-bar or whatever and just start ranting without even asking if you work there.. this happens to me all the time, even more during winter (I am warm by nature and rarely wears jacket.. it needs to be either windy, or colder than -10c)
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Obvious ripoff of Dave Chappell’s joke, LOSER!
Actually I was thinking it sounded more like a modified Bill Engvall “here’s you sign” joke.
I was actually going the Bill Engvall route myself.
Thank god my boss has a sense of humor. I find it more amusing when your wearing a “glaringly obvious” security uniform and someone comes up to you and asks if you sell drugs. No I don’t but I know someone who drives a black and white car with lights that might be able to help you. Want me to call them?… You’d be surprised how stupid people are.
I’ve worked in customer service for five years… believe me when I say that there is nothing that will surprise me and yet I will be proven wrong the minute I start working in the field again.
Which I won’t or I have to cut myself. A lot.
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Just do your job and be greatfull that you have one in the first place. Being a smartass gets you nowhere in life.
Besides, this was a perfectly normal question, because you could have been on break or work security for another place.
I suppose you’d like to speak to the manager?
People who don’t work security wear ‘SECURITY’ shirts all the time.
Wait, what exactly happened?
I wouldn’t mind when people ask me things like this (aspecially since it’s very possible to work as security somewhere else and just visiting a store during coffee break)
I find the opposite more annoying. People who just look for what type of color and type of shirt you are wearing and assume you work at the store/coffee-bar or whatever and just start ranting without even asking if you work there.. this happens to me all the time, even more during winter (I am warm by nature and rarely wears jacket.. it needs to be either windy, or colder than -10c)