What they don’t tell you, is that you can only get one or the other. You can either eat more bacon, get fatter, and get less sex; OR, you can eat less bacon, lose weight, and get more sex. Remember though, if you lose weight, you might not get more sex and be happier, but if you eat more bacon, you can be happier now. (No intended disrespect for vegetarians intended.)
Yeah I was thinking the bacon had a similar effect to cigarettes. Something about constricting blood flow in the body.
However! What if the girl was the one eating the bacon? Would this change the scenario?
I guess she’d still get fat. or more curvy? That is the question.
What the visitors must think…
Scrambled
Eggs
eXcellent?
The higher quantity of the former, the lower quality of the latter.
Ah, but which to do first?
Bacon sex
contribute to the misery and slaughter of animals while poisoning the water and air. oh, and make many more humans so they do the same.
brilliant.
You’re a tool, Steve. People like you make me want to go eat baby animals and have sex on their skins
Waste of skin.
FNORD
They live. We sleep.
good advice…for men lol
“Love can leave but Bacon stay forever in the heart”
“You chose…poorly.”
found on Kevin Bacon’s bed…
If the bacon was laced with something like viagra then this theory works.
What they don’t tell you, is that you can only get one or the other. You can either eat more bacon, get fatter, and get less sex; OR, you can eat less bacon, lose weight, and get more sex. Remember though, if you lose weight, you might not get more sex and be happier, but if you eat more bacon, you can be happier now. (No intended disrespect for vegetarians intended.)
However! What if the girl was the one eating the bacon? Would this change the scenario?
or more curvy? That is the question.
I guess she’d still get fat.