I know I’m going to ruin a perfectly good picture of the world’s most glorious all-in-one breakfast device by putting words underneath it, but my enthusiasm can be stayed for no longer! This is the contraption that I require to make my breakfast-making dreams complete. It is what haunts my every waking hour as I pour a measly bowl of cereal on a frigid Monday morning. NAY – It is what I imagine coming down the mountain from the east after the first light on the fifth day to save me from morning fatigue. It is the breakfast creator that we both need AND deserve.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, please bury me with one of these so I can take it with me to the afterlife.
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Via: Laughing Squid
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This is FAILBLOG… We want fails… set up WINBLOG for muppets who think this is a good idea
This is a fail, there is no bacon duuhh!
Agreed. Only a muppet would have a device so magnificent and omit the bacon!
Where’s the bacon?? Must have bacon!!
I favor pancakes more than toast. Or, better yet, make the frying pan bigger so that you can fry an omlet with the bacon grease.
The photographer ate it before it even had a chance.
Failblog: subcategory WIN! If you want fails then visit any of the 13 other subcategories rather than just scrolling down FAIL Home.
Please. Your retardation hurts my brain.
How — please explain, in clear and logical terms — can “FAIL Home” be “home” to anything but “fails”?
Or, in retardo land, do words have no meaning to you?
Maybe you missed the giant banner where the site admins told us that failblog is no longer the fail center. Fail nation is. Failblog is now the catch all frontpage that collects from *all* subcategories.
I shouldn’t even post this, because I know that those of you who keep wantonly ignoring this fact are just trolling, but whatever.
The little tab at the top of this page (on my computer) says WIN!. Now I’m not all up on stuff like you modern kids with your hula hoops and fax machines, but I think there are little words on the colored strip that indicate different parts to the Fail Blog thingy. Isn’t WIN one of them??? Just checking cause you know Granny hasn’t had her meds this morning and all. Just coffee. But it was good coffee with flavored Stevia in it.
real granny would know she’s having postum not coffee.,..just sayin
It’s only a fail if you buy one when you already have a kitchen.
Oooh! I have one of these! Won it at a raffle years back. Still works like a charm. ^_^
And it’s run by a 40-watt lightbulb, amirite?!
It doesn’t work as well since I replaced the bulb with a CFL.
It seems to be no coincidence that it’s the same color and shape as the Kenner Easy Bake Oven.
Mine’s a Dowell. Unsurprisingly, made in china :p
Tiny egg and sausages… or massive toast.
I found one, for those interested. Not as retro cool looking though. http://www.amazon.com/Maxi-Matic-EBK-200-Cuisine-Breakfast-Station/dp/B00094OVM0
And, for $3 dollar more, you can get one in metric. Who needs 5 liters of toast?
Beat me to the punch! : )
I like how the eggs magically isolate themselves from the sausage.
lol thats so true , omfg you say my words….— Trolled!!!
It needs a waffle iron.
Ooh! Hey! Guys! I know!
Let’s put all the content on all the blogs and leave nothing unposted anywhere!
Does it come in white?
I have a coffee maker. I have a toaster. I have a stove and pans to use thereon. It’s cute, but I don’t need it.
Found it!
http://nostalgiaelectrics.com/default.asp?c=5&p=420
Waste of counter space. It doesn’t brew beer.
That’s a breakfast machine, for beer you need the late-night machine…
I have an all in one breakfast maker, it’s called my wife.
…submitter’s allll enthusiastic about this gadget… when Target’s been selling various models of such for at least two years that I know of. Ohhhkaaayyyyyy…..
I used to own one of these; it does several things, but none of them well. You probably already own a frypan, a coffee maker, and a toaster. Just tape them together…………
:megusta:
This is like the Man version of an E-Z-bake oven.
I have an all in one breakfast maker, it’s called my wife.
To people whining about this not being a fail: you are on the wrong page. Fail nation has fails, not the main failblog.
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I guess I’ll never understand how people can eat eggs or other savoury stuff first thing in the morning. The sole idea of smelling egs and bacon in the morning is revolting to us.
My life is complete.