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dyslexic cat always lands on her face.
that cat in this post is not dyslexic.
where can i buy this generator? i would like to have infinite energy please.
seems legit.
Was that a Malteser that just rolled out you pant leg ?
why so complicated? glue 2 cats together, or even easier, 2 pieces of bread.
1 piece of bread with butter on both sides might also work
Thats right, make fun of the fact We, the unwashed masses dont get free energy.
A slave has to pay for everything he uses……..
ROFL
Hey, I mean no, this is no joke! This myth-powered generator has managed to squeeze it’s way past the fascist grip of our NWO overlords! You better jot down the schematics before they redact it.
A Man chooses, a slave OBEYS.
WOULD YOU KINDLY!
Welcome to the Circus of Values!
Come back when you get some money!!!!!!!!
*gives infinite internetz machine for clever BioShock reference (made just like the infinite energy machine above)*
I’m sorry, that money is not accep-
*hacks*
WE NOW ACCEPT BITCOINS TOO!!!!!!!!!
Wasn’t this pretty obvious?
http://casuisticcodex.com/law/Obvious-law
Until the cat dies….
u just feed it the bread once in a while and start over.
Yeah but then it’s not infinite. You have to use bread to get energy.
Put it in a closed box and don’t open the box. Then the cat will be both alive and dead forever. Truly infinite energy.
best comment ever
Well, there’s only a slight problem. When the cat is attached to a generator, it does not fall.
Agreed. Both the bread and the cat need to be in free-fall for the reorientation to occur.
No what you need to do is put the bread on the underside of the cat with the butter facing the cat then put it on the motor and then the cat is up side down it will want to turn but then the bread will be up side down and will want to turn and so on
That Cat not falling……….yeah THAT’S the only flaw with this design
You just need to attach a magnet to the cat and put it inside of a coil. It will be falling and the changing magnetic field will create a changing electric field in the coil.
Fan of Tesla?
How can’t you be? have you seen the man’s work?
that’s one big slice of bread.
re-post all the way
You misspelled Jingle
would the cat necessarily falling anymore if its attached to something stable like a generator?
mean to kitten.
Eehhh.
Maybe I’m desensitized. Maybe it takes a bit more than the usual to amuse me.
Or, maybe I’ve seen this before.
Whatever the reason, this is not all that funny.
Come oooooon.
You know… you could also use two cats or two slices of bread for that matter
that would be a Turbo infinite ebergy generator
Better yet, 4 cats. I just doubled your energy production!
or genetically engineer a cat with legs on its back, twice the energy with half the cats required. U Jelly big oil?
how can you double infinite energy
As confirmed by experiment, what actually happens is that the cat lands on its feet, then falls over at some later point, bringing the buttered side of the bread into contact with the ground (although in a sufficiently long drop, as simulated by a vertical wind tunnel, the cat will sometimes consume the bread before reaching the ground).
It’s also quite difficult to overcome the matter-attracting properties of buttered bread during initial attachment to the cat, often resulting in the bread “falling” on a buttery cat.
… Someone can explain me how to attach the cat to the generator?
Looking at the image, appears that …. ouch… it looks so painful… I can’t even imagine.
peta will not approve.
Well you see, every cat has an attachment slot, with special screw thread.
Its just as simple as pigs having power supply slots on their faces!
I’m pretty sure that the way the cat is “mounted” to the generator might cause some internal issues. Trust me, i work on jets.
THIS. IS. SO. OLD!
this is so WRONG in so many ways… there are 75% (butter side)- 25% (clean side) odds of the butter side bread falls in the ground because the butter adds a little more weight to the bread.
So if we attach the butter side to the cat’s back they won’t rotate.
IF someone attach two cats back to back. THAT would be infinite energy
Murphy’s law brings that to 100% butter side, 0% not-buttered side. Your argument is invalid.
What if you put butter on BOTH sides of the bread slice? Even better, peanutbutter. Infinite energy without animal cruelty.
Or you can just attach the bread to the cat’s belly instead of its back, then it would be in perpetual motion.
this is older than the big bang
at the halfway point of the fall, both hit a nexus of improbability and disappear…
Great, attach garbage to the cat and bread and you get infinite space for waste disposal, garbage is going to become the next environmental issue you know.
This was funnier when Terry Pratchett wrote it.
couldnt you just butter both sides of the bread..
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Mind, blown…
I got a better idea. Butter both side of the bread. It’ll never land and you get to keep the cat for companion.
Where’s Trollface saying “POWER COMPANIES WILL GO BANKRUPT!”
I’m afraid it would never work, because actual scientific laws dictate that the cat would manage to eat the bread before landing.
Seriously, I saw this thing on the Internet for the first time in 1997…
I heard someone mention this idea when I was taking a Physics course in college… back in the 60′s.
I’m a little worried about where the drive shaft of that generator is sticking in the cat…
except they don’t spin unless they are falling.
Just tried it. Cat landed, bread broke off and landed butterside down. Cat turned bread over and licked butter.
What if the cat dies?
Hmm good point more research i needed on whether dead cats land on their feet. BRB …
Repeat eight more times.
EPIC… but how is the cat gonna eat? and what if the butter melts?
I’m trying this experiment in my university laboratory right now …. HEY! IT WORKS! … uh-oh … Oh NO! … I used the power drill instead of the generator. Oh. this is not pretty.
As it is in the picture, when it lands, the cat will stand on its feet and the butter side wont touch the floor.. For this to work, the butter side has to be underneath the cat, so that when the cat lands on its feet, the butter side touches the ground, therefore creating the paradox which is supposed to keep this combined thing above ground.
Oh, and old joke btw.
If you did butter side touching the cat (surely it would count as landed so wouldn’t work) it would have to be under the cats tummy, so as the buttered side attempts to land down the cat is turned upside down, the cats feet try to land down, turning the bread making it butter side up, again the bread flips to butter side down rotating the cat, over and over in a never ending fashion….bread on the cats back butter side away from cat, same as above, cats feet down, no buttered side down, butter down, no cats feet down… rotating forever as no side can land without contradicting the other. Bread on the tummy facing the floor would simply make the cat and bread fall more directly to the floor.
Or have butter on both sides of a bread and leave the cat alone!
Old, SO, old. Saw it on trollscience years ago.
Infinte repost.
nyancat has 2 loaves on body.. flies infinitely
btw, why dont they put 2 cats or 2 slice of bread together?
2 pieces of bread would still be able to land on the side bro, as the butter side still does not touch the ground. 2 cats work wonders, you should try it out.
Murphys law dictates that the buttered side always lands down. So just like when attached to a cat, the two slices will rotate, both trying to be face down but neither being able to as the other always prevents it by trying to do the exact same thing itself.
How about a generator that runs on stupidity then all you morons would have a job.
how about we just butter up the cat?
Older than the internet.
The cat would just land on it’s feet. I don’t understand.
Since the bread isn’t actually going to hit the floor in the first place it would have no reason to fall butter side down.
Mr. BuzzKill says “It isn’t infinite energy because you must feed the cat, and once the cat dies, you must replace it.”
The saying (as I know it) is ‘A cat always lands on its feet’ never states if it is dead, alive, paralysed from the fall, just that it is guaranteed that the cat will land on its feet…(and btw we have 9 lives before a cat needs replacing) hehe
I do have a better theory. The cat’s paws and the buttered bread will try by all means to reach the ground simultaneously: the cat will just twist itself so that its back to touch the ground at the same time as its paws… *CRUNCH* …poor cat.
The cat is not falling
Reposted to hell on Reddit, Stolen, from /b/, which now adays what ISN’T stolen from /b/ on Reddit.
Really, just butter both sides of the bread and leave the cats alone.
wow, a joke from history. This one is at least 20 years old, and not that funny
anal kitty, poor kitty
that looks very uncomfortable for the cat, not sure it would appreciate being sodomized by a generator shaft.
This can’t work. Violates the laws of thermodynamics. According to quantum mechanics both the cat and the toast are upside-down until observed.
I’m not sure if it will work or not…. I’m invoking the Heisenberg Uncertainty Theory.
This is complete rubbish. Sure, cats always land on their feet but toast lands however. The obvious answer is to replace the toast with another cat!
Et là est né Nyan Cat =P