it has been proven that actually Pluto is not realy a planet but one of the Kuiper belt dwarf planets that surround our solar system. it’s even smaller than our moon and being the closest one, early in your days people though it was a planet and worshiped it as a god in the form of a stupid yellow dog.
I assume its ‘Galaxy’ instead of solar system as galaxy is a brand of chocolate, therefore making it a pun. In the USA galaxy is known as Dove chocolate
don’t think so….. venus taste dull, mercury was to hot, earth was somehow watered down, almost choked to death with saturn (seriosly, who puts rings in a chocolate!) and jupiter give me some gas
no comments on uranus, and missed little cold pluto
This is definitively some kind of scientist comments fail… A bunch of geeks posting comments on the size of “stuff” in the sky… Hey dude, that’s just failblog! We are all geeks or scientists or both!
More like fail. What about Pluto? I know “it’s not a planet” but c’mon, it tried its darndest. You all just hate on it because it has a pink atmosphere and might be gay, don’t you. Jerks ; ;
No, that just makes us hate it more than we already did. I mean, seriously, just going straight for pink as a gay signifier? If it’s going to possibly be gay, it should at least possibly be hard gay.
come on! he’s got a point, even him call people from USA “Americans” when America is the whole continent, you know
People from Mexico are Americans, people from Panama are Americans, people from Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Venezuela, Peru, and so on, they are all “Americans”
People from USA, really need to stop thinking as you do
I’ll bet if you ask a Mexican or Canadian where they’re from, they won’t say they are “American”. So that rationale fails yet again.
Self-identity FTW.
There is nothing wrong with the positioning of Mars and Jupiter. All of those ‘Planets’ are indeed in their correct alignment. Certainly, the colours are nowhere near close, but hey…they’re ‘chocolate planets’, fer crissake.
I want pluto.
Technically, if it’s a dwarf planet, it’s still a planet, just small.
Anyways, I’m gonna go figure out what’s in all of those then build a solar system out of them!
Nah, I couldn’t do that. :\
Evidently not to scale.
I miss peppermint pluto =’(
How was it possible that Pluto was known about, 4000 BC ?
What else, is being kept from us.
The name is scientifically incorrect. It should be solar system chocolate. Although its correct that there’s no pluto “planet chocolate”
Sure it is. They’re all in the same galaxy.
Yes, but the galaxy is a tad bigger than our solar system. You wouldn’t be able to carry such a galaxy chocolate box home…
Because you could obviously fit the solar system in…
Never mind.Screw it.
it has been proven that actually Pluto is not realy a planet but one of the Kuiper belt dwarf planets that surround our solar system. it’s even smaller than our moon and being the closest one, early in your days people though it was a planet and worshiped it as a god in the form of a stupid yellow dog.
I assume its ‘Galaxy’ instead of solar system as galaxy is a brand of chocolate, therefore making it a pun. In the USA galaxy is known as Dove chocolate
Named after the soap because it tastes like it.
don’t think so….. venus taste dull, mercury was to hot, earth was somehow watered down, almost choked to death with saturn (seriosly, who puts rings in a chocolate!) and jupiter give me some gas
no comments on uranus, and missed little cold pluto
This is definitively some kind of scientist comments fail… A bunch of geeks posting comments on the size of “stuff” in the sky… Hey dude, that’s just failblog! We are all geeks or scientists or both!
So why are they not to scale?
Because Jupiter would be as big as a horse, or Mercury would be as small as a flea, depending on which planet you used as your reference planet.
Wasn’t really a question, but thanks anyway Captain Obvious
+1
Then why was there a ? at the end?
Sarcasm?
And who wouldn’t want a chocolate truffle the size of a horse?
^This
No jokes with Uranus please
Why? Do you have problems with Uranus?
What does the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
They both circle around Uranus and wipe out Klingons.
Ha! Censor that! And that was truly disgusting.
“Where no man has gone before” sign on Starship Enterprise women toilet.
That’s why the planet will be renamed Urectum in 2620 !
Rectum? Damn near killed him! HA -knee slap-
I bet there is a nice chocolate filling in Uranus!
Sorry, my brain leaves me no choice:
“I’m gonna eat the chocolate filling from uranus!”
That is all.
Uranus is weird.
They show it yellow, but it
should be black and blue.
Uranus is black and blue?! What have you been doing lately?!?!
Are you saying you don’t want to eat Uranus?
There is a fail in title: It’s solar system, not galaxy.
reaaaaaaaaaaaaally??? again????
More like fail. What about Pluto? I know “it’s not a planet” but c’mon, it tried its darndest. You all just hate on it because it has a pink atmosphere and might be gay, don’t you. Jerks ; ;
No, that just makes us hate it more than we already did. I mean, seriously, just going straight for pink as a gay signifier? If it’s going to possibly be gay, it should at least possibly be hard gay.
If they including Pluto, the other dwarf planets might get jealous.
so true. Poor poor Pluto
This is definetly a FAIL: because mars and jupiter are exchanged.
ha, i just noticed that!
Reminds me of Gazillionaire.
Good joke !
A galaxy is severel stars this should be solar sytem chocolates, however I would like uranus
If you tards checked the source, the current production only comes with 8 chocolates.
Must be American. Since they think of the US as the world, no wonder the solar system is like the Galaxy to them.
1. FU
2. They’re made in Japan
3. STFU
^ This. +1
someone’s mad…
come on! he’s got a point, even him call people from USA “Americans” when America is the whole continent, you know
People from Mexico are Americans, people from Panama are Americans, people from Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Venezuela, Peru, and so on, they are all “Americans”
People from USA, really need to stop thinking as you do
I’ll bet if you ask a Mexican or Canadian where they’re from, they won’t say they are “American”. So that rationale fails yet again.
Self-identity FTW.
What should they call themselves? United Statians? Lighten up, mate. O_o
I think we could go with something more specific than that, like “Arrogant bastards.” I feel we’ve earned that one.
Ah yes, who could forget Mars, the brightest galaxy in our solar system?
According to Star Blazers, Mars is about 100 light years from Earth. I’d call that galactic distance.
finally! Now where is my Galactus cosplay…
oh man, those things are too pretty to eat!
our taste buds cannot withstand flavor of that magnitude
I carefully read through every comment here, so I feel safe saying…. Someone f—ed up Mars and Jupiter.
Maybe you should read a bit more carefully. This was noticed already….
Maybe YOU should read more carefully, kind sir. Not once was it stated that Mars and Jupiter are in the wrong positions. So…. yea. I win.
Well, actually someone did mention Mars and Jupiter already, but I’ve noticed posts show up much later than their date stamp states.
It happens when the comments go under moderation, I think. So the original poster doesn’t have to look like a total tard, I guess.
There is nothing wrong with the positioning of Mars and Jupiter. All of those ‘Planets’ are indeed in their correct alignment. Certainly, the colours are nowhere near close, but hey…they’re ‘chocolate planets’, fer crissake.
so why aren’t you?
I’d heard it was easy to make that kinda money doing private webcam shows. I guess it really is true. :-p
LOL X 1,000,000
i wonder what uranus tastes like…
Shame and Wisconsin.
……. Okay… Its chocolate… What does this have to do with FAIL blog.
We interrupt your daily trolling for some real information…
These are made in Japan by L’eclat, you can get them for $50.
…you may now resume your regularly scheduled trolling.
oh jeebus thank you so much for answering my question instead of rambling on about ridiculousness
nice
*rice
*Lice
*dice
poor pluto : (
Uranus is always eaten last.
I want pluto.
Technically, if it’s a dwarf planet, it’s still a planet, just small.
Anyways, I’m gonna go figure out what’s in all of those then build a solar system out of them!
Nah, I couldn’t do that. :\
If these are real where can I get some?
that’s genius… i work at the jean phillippe at the bellagio… world class truffles. who ever thought of this is awesome
i thought these were marbles……..
OBJECTION!!!
It’s a .cøm? No thank you! I don’t trust Norwegians.
More info:
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/i-just-swallowed-earth-planetary-chocola.php
Price is not a problem in itself, I don’t plan to buy these every day, but to eat or not to eat, that’s the problem.
no way in hell am I eating Uranus.
Not even for $200?
Syrup or Jelly?
Peanut butter and syrup is best, IMO.
Y U NO INCLUDE PLUTO?
Now you made Pluto Forever Alone. :’(
It’s because Pluto isn’t a planet.
Two girls and a solar system