Can you believe that, my classmаte’s аunt makеs $68 еverу hour on the lаptop. Shе has been unemployed for 7 months but last month her pау wаs $8206 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Here’s the site to read more… MakeCash17.cøm
Please go to this girls blog and tell her to stop linking her dumb effing blog that nobody reads.
You might also send a condolence to her Husband (yes I had to read her profile as I’m baffled as to how one like her makes a living as I assume her re-post space filler blog is just a past time) as he probably pays the electricity and cable bills to allow her to prop up her feet with her cat and a pint of Haagen Dasz and critique failblog pictures from the comfort of her living room.
He is in the lead to get a friend fuk unless another guy in her friend zone does something better. She may not give one out, no guarantee of a prize for anyone but being in the running with one that looks like she is fairly hot is generally a good idea. I won a friend fuk prize once LOL.
So, you think when a girl huggs you, and you feel her breast agaisnt your back, she is deliberately telling you “take me home tonight daddy”? Because that doesn´t happen by accident. Chicks who want you to take them home for a wild night, never hugg you form the back.
Trust me, if that wasn´t friend zone the chick would be sitting on his leg and facing him, not on his back. Don´t you get the message? She is telling the guy: I am tired, you would make me comfortable, BUT YOU WON´T BE ABLE TO WATCHE ME NEITHER TO TOUCH ME.
FRIENDZONED GUYS have 2 choices. Have some self-respect quit and move to the next girl. Or end up like this pathetic guy… nothing more than just a chair to the girl.
The harder you try to please a girl, the more you are friendzoned. IT´S A LAW.
Remember a post a few weeks ago? When a woman was asking God to send her a man who: is sweet, gentleman, smart, send her flowers, rememer anniversaries, and so on… and she would definitely leave him in the friend zone?
hugging a guy from the back is one thing, putting your butt on his back? How often does that happen? I’m female and I would not do such a thing if I didn’t completely think out in advance the extent to which I wanted a guy to be aware of my butt on his back and the implications therein.
I don´t know how you tell guys you want to get laid with your body language. But by experience, girls who want to get laid put their butt on any part of the guy´s anatomy except the back.
The situation was mostly like: “If I have to let you feel my butt with your back in order to get a sit, then I guess it´s a sacrifice I can make” Consider yourself lucky enough to feel my butt on your back. But don´t watch and don´t touch. Definitely a friendzoned bastard.
I don’t know the backstory to this picture, but they COULD just be goofing around. Hell, they could be a boyfriend and girlfriend, and maybe she just decided to act stupid when she saw him sitting around while they were hailing a cab. Perhaps the other guy was thinking “Man I would do anything for her to put her body on me like that”. Or perhaps they’re all platonic friends and they’re just really close. I see no evidence in this picture that this chair-guy went home and cried himself to sleep.
I mean, yeah he could be a pathetic loser who thinks this will make her love him. That’s absolutely possible. Or the chair-guy and the girl could be close enough to actually goof around like this (friend or otherwise) while the guy hailing a cab could be thinking that HE will make the girl love him by being nice and hailing a cab for her while she has a seat.
I’m just saying that this picture could be anything.
I would´t mind if I were this guy
They told me i could be anything, so i became a chair!
yeah, but the guy hailing a cab will be the one with his tongue down her throat while chair-boy gets to hold her purse.
it looks like the guy being sat on is a gentleman. give him his klondike
that isn’t being a gentleman…
that is being a chair.
maby but he still deserves a klondike
No one that pathetic deserves a klondike.
Slave lvl99
That is what I was going to say. The other side of the sex slave. The guy who will do anything to get some.
By get some you mean get to watch while the other guy rails her.
OR he could be a masochist…
Just considering the possibilities.
I wouldn’t mind being her chair. She can sit on my face any day.
What a failure. No self respect!
I concur!
Totally whipped. And not in a good way.
THAT GUY HAS NO FOREARMS
:O
Can you believe that, my classmаte’s аunt makеs $68 еverу hour on the lаptop. Shе has been unemployed for 7 months but last month her pау wаs $8206 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Here’s the site to read more… MakeCash17.cøm
How rude of your classmate to disclose that information.
Yeah, laptop=lapdance and $68 an hour isn’t much…Wait, what?
But he is having more action that most guys in “Friend zone”.
What action? Having the chick´s butt on his back? There might be some action if her butt were on his hands…
At least he got to feel her butt… kinda.
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Please go to this girls blog and tell her to stop linking her dumb effing blog that nobody reads.
You might also send a condolence to her Husband (yes I had to read her profile as I’m baffled as to how one like her makes a living as I assume her re-post space filler blog is just a past time) as he probably pays the electricity and cable bills to allow her to prop up her feet with her cat and a pint of Haagen Dasz and critique failblog pictures from the comfort of her living room.
He is in the lead to get a friend fuk unless another guy in her friend zone does something better. She may not give one out, no guarantee of a prize for anyone but being in the running with one that looks like she is fairly hot is generally a good idea. I won a friend fuk prize once LOL.
this is Freddie and Carly from Icarly?
I do believe the girl is his friendzone skillcape.
Yes, I play Runescape.
damn.
How is that friend zone? She’s deliberately putting her butt on his back, that doesn’t happen by accident.
So, you think when a girl huggs you, and you feel her breast agaisnt your back, she is deliberately telling you “take me home tonight daddy”? Because that doesn´t happen by accident. Chicks who want you to take them home for a wild night, never hugg you form the back.
Trust me, if that wasn´t friend zone the chick would be sitting on his leg and facing him, not on his back. Don´t you get the message? She is telling the guy: I am tired, you would make me comfortable, BUT YOU WON´T BE ABLE TO WATCHE ME NEITHER TO TOUCH ME.
HOW ISN´T THAT GUY FRIENDZONED ACCORDING TO YOU??
Yeah, this is when the “Friendzoned” guy should just… Quit.
FRIENDZONED GUYS have 2 choices. Have some self-respect quit and move to the next girl. Or end up like this pathetic guy… nothing more than just a chair to the girl.
The harder you try to please a girl, the more you are friendzoned. IT´S A LAW.
Remember a post a few weeks ago? When a woman was asking God to send her a man who: is sweet, gentleman, smart, send her flowers, rememer anniversaries, and so on… and she would definitely leave him in the friend zone?
hugging a guy from the back is one thing, putting your butt on his back? How often does that happen? I’m female and I would not do such a thing if I didn’t completely think out in advance the extent to which I wanted a guy to be aware of my butt on his back and the implications therein.
I don´t know how you tell guys you want to get laid with your body language. But by experience, girls who want to get laid put their butt on any part of the guy´s anatomy except the back.
The situation was mostly like: “If I have to let you feel my butt with your back in order to get a sit, then I guess it´s a sacrifice I can make” Consider yourself lucky enough to feel my butt on your back. But don´t watch and don´t touch. Definitely a friendzoned bastard.
And only friendzoned guys expect to gain some extra point on her by doing things like this.
I wouldn’t complain.
i know that feel bro
I thought she was suppose to sit on his face. I have been doing it wrong.
What is it about Asian chicks being really high maintenance and generally stupidly psychotic?
I don’t know the backstory to this picture, but they COULD just be goofing around. Hell, they could be a boyfriend and girlfriend, and maybe she just decided to act stupid when she saw him sitting around while they were hailing a cab. Perhaps the other guy was thinking “Man I would do anything for her to put her body on me like that”. Or perhaps they’re all platonic friends and they’re just really close. I see no evidence in this picture that this chair-guy went home and cried himself to sleep.
I mean, yeah he could be a pathetic loser who thinks this will make her love him. That’s absolutely possible. Or the chair-guy and the girl could be close enough to actually goof around like this (friend or otherwise) while the guy hailing a cab could be thinking that HE will make the girl love him by being nice and hailing a cab for her while she has a seat.
I’m just saying that this picture could be anything.