Am I the only one here thinking that she cleaned that kitchen after a family meal, as opposed to doing a thorough cleaning? 1.5 hours is about right for cleaning up after I cook for family and clean up after them (and it’s not pleasant). 4 hours is about right if you are doing the thorough clean, including oven, refrigerator, sink, maybe even moppting, etc. (it’s even less pleasant).
I wouldn’t threaten to cut my family…but I would threaten to thrash them thoroughly if they were inconsiderate enough to mess things up right after I’ve cleaned (and didn’t lift a finger to help).
I could wash the dishes, vacuum and mop the floors, wipe down the benches, clean the filters on the range hood and chuck out the old crap in the refrigerator easily in an hour and a half. Anyone that take 4 hours to do it should stop watching Oprah, or whatever other crap is on TV during the day. My wife would do it even quicker than me.
I can make chili, pasta sauce, roast a chicken, make mashed potatoes, steam broccoli and cook noodles, THEN, clean the kitchen (which includes lifting the stove top and removing the burner plates) in under an hour (the cleaning part, that is). Cleaning a kitchen does not take four hours unless you only clean it once a month…
The problem I have with this is that she makes an hour and a half sound like such a huge deal. Most movies last longer than that. If she spent 8 hours cleaning the kitchen, I could understand her saying, “if one of you so much as sneezes…”, but really, 90 minutes isn’t that much time, sounds like her kitchen was pretty clean to begin with if it only took 90 minutes, unlike some college apartment kitchens.
I wrote this myself and took a picture. Sorry. Didn’t mean to hoax anyone.
*pichur *didn”t
Yet another thing on this page that is not a fail.
Apparently FailNation is where the Fails are to be found, FailBlog seems to just be a round-up of the other Cheezburger sites
Then why is it still called “Failblog”, and why do they try to shoe-horn (incredibly poorly) every image into a “fail” category?
Because they’re morons.
Or because changing the name would have broken everyone’s bookmarks and/or would have been too much trouble.
looked but couldn’t find failnation. Thats a fail.
Google fail. It’s at http://fails.failblog.org/
this isnt in fail nation though its in parenting fail so if you think about it it is a fail because threating your kids is a big no no
You are trying way too hard to find a link between this, parenting, and failing at parenting.
Grammar fail.
“but you didn’t have to CUUUT me up”
1,5 hours?
1,5 HOURS!?!
What tiny kitchen is that!?! Last week I spend around 4 hours cleaning the kitchen! And I didn’t even bother cleaning the floor!
1,5 hours, that’s the real joke.
4 hours? It must of been seriously filthy. When was the last time you spent 4 hours cleaning it, July?
Must of? Até you retarted?
Retarted? You must be retarded.
Jesus has a point, at least his was just a typo
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It was also on purpose. Retarted sounds funny.
were you using a toothbrush, 4 hours?
no, it seems like a brush with one hair on it
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
I can perfectly clean and pick up my 950 square foot apartment in about a hour. And I’m a guy. You suck at cleaning.
Cool story brah.
HOLD ON. Is that note.. flying or something?
I don’t see a fail here.
only 1.5 hours to clean the kitchen. either it was already clean or mom is lazy. I need at least 6 hours to really clean my kitchen.
Okay. You’re cool.
That menas your kitchen is a filthy dump.
OCD much?
You’re either OCD or you don’t clean your kitchen very often.
Wouldn’t she have to clean the kitchen again after this?
I’m fairly certain I said this same thing to my kids (& husband) not two hours ago.
Sadly, I am now a childless widow.
this should be on passiveaggressivenotes.com
I just spent 10 hours cleaning my kitchen, so $uck on it, please!
That’s nothing to be proud of, you slob.
Am I the only one here thinking that she cleaned that kitchen after a family meal, as opposed to doing a thorough cleaning? 1.5 hours is about right for cleaning up after I cook for family and clean up after them (and it’s not pleasant). 4 hours is about right if you are doing the thorough clean, including oven, refrigerator, sink, maybe even moppting, etc. (it’s even less pleasant).
I wouldn’t threaten to cut my family…but I would threaten to thrash them thoroughly if they were inconsiderate enough to mess things up right after I’ve cleaned (and didn’t lift a finger to help).
Sounds like you failed the feminist movement.
I kid, I kid.
1.5 hours is about right for cleaning up after I cook for family and clean up after them (and it’s not pleasant).
Whaat? How big is your family?!?
Wheres fail? I did not see any fail.
Gosh, that is sooo clever.
You know, moms always so lovely…
I could wash the dishes, vacuum and mop the floors, wipe down the benches, clean the filters on the range hood and chuck out the old crap in the refrigerator easily in an hour and a half. Anyone that take 4 hours to do it should stop watching Oprah, or whatever other crap is on TV during the day. My wife would do it even quicker than me.
And your name is Steve, the best name a male can be given. Carry on good sir.
I can make chili, pasta sauce, roast a chicken, make mashed potatoes, steam broccoli and cook noodles, THEN, clean the kitchen (which includes lifting the stove top and removing the burner plates) in under an hour (the cleaning part, that is). Cleaning a kitchen does not take four hours unless you only clean it once a month…
The fail is that she left the kitchen In my opinion
WIN!!!!!
Common parenting. I’d do the same just without the warning.
The problem I have with this is that she makes an hour and a half sound like such a huge deal. Most movies last longer than that. If she spent 8 hours cleaning the kitchen, I could understand her saying, “if one of you so much as sneezes…”, but really, 90 minutes isn’t that much time, sounds like her kitchen was pretty clean to begin with if it only took 90 minutes, unlike some college apartment kitchens.
She cleaned it so well, she left her rag on the counter!