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Parenting Fails: Mom Was Never the Same After that Prison Sentence…

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» 49 Failures in Communication

  1. Captain says:

    I wrote this myself and took a picture. Sorry. Didn’t mean to hoax anyone.

    *pichur *didn”t

  2. Sucks says:

    Yet another thing on this page that is not a fail.

  3. 1984 says:

    “but you didn’t have to CUUUT me up”

  4. Greg the Mad says:

    1,5 hours?

    1,5 HOURS!?!

    What tiny kitchen is that!?! Last week I spend around 4 hours cleaning the kitchen! And I didn’t even bother cleaning the floor!

    1,5 hours, that’s the real joke.

  5. Meh. says:

    HOLD ON. Is that note.. flying or something?

  6. Sanguinivore says:

    I don’t see a fail here.

  7. david tagliaferri says:

    only 1.5 hours to clean the kitchen. either it was already clean or mom is lazy. I need at least 6 hours to really clean my kitchen.

  8. oliver.k says:

    Wouldn’t she have to clean the kitchen again after this?

  9. ACL says:

    I’m fairly certain I said this same thing to my kids (& husband) not two hours ago.

    Sadly, I am now a childless widow.

  10. this should be on passiveaggressivenotes.com

  11. Bob Dole says:

    I just spent 10 hours cleaning my kitchen, so $uck on it, please!

  12. Min says:

    Am I the only one here thinking that she cleaned that kitchen after a family meal, as opposed to doing a thorough cleaning? 1.5 hours is about right for cleaning up after I cook for family and clean up after them (and it’s not pleasant). 4 hours is about right if you are doing the thorough clean, including oven, refrigerator, sink, maybe even moppting, etc. (it’s even less pleasant).

    I wouldn’t threaten to cut my family…but I would threaten to thrash them thoroughly if they were inconsiderate enough to mess things up right after I’ve cleaned (and didn’t lift a finger to help).

  13. Wheres fail? I did not see any fail.

  14. Sanguinivore says:

    Gosh, that is sooo clever.

  15. Reenoi says:

    You know, moms always so lovely…

  16. Steve says:

    I could wash the dishes, vacuum and mop the floors, wipe down the benches, clean the filters on the range hood and chuck out the old crap in the refrigerator easily in an hour and a half. Anyone that take 4 hours to do it should stop watching Oprah, or whatever other crap is on TV during the day. My wife would do it even quicker than me.

  17. Epic Not Fail Because I Said So says:

    I can make chili, pasta sauce, roast a chicken, make mashed potatoes, steam broccoli and cook noodles, THEN, clean the kitchen (which includes lifting the stove top and removing the burner plates) in under an hour (the cleaning part, that is). Cleaning a kitchen does not take four hours unless you only clean it once a month…

  18. The fail is that she left the kitchen In my opinion

  19. Cougrrrrr says:

    WIN!!!!!

  20. Peter says:

    Common parenting. I’d do the same just without the warning.

  21. Frankie says:

    The problem I have with this is that she makes an hour and a half sound like such a huge deal. Most movies last longer than that. If she spent 8 hours cleaning the kitchen, I could understand her saying, “if one of you so much as sneezes…”, but really, 90 minutes isn’t that much time, sounds like her kitchen was pretty clean to begin with if it only took 90 minutes, unlike some college apartment kitchens.

  22. slightly amused says:

    She cleaned it so well, she left her rag on the counter!


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