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ii need no alarm clock, i wake up by myself, and always in time
@achtung – Self-righteous prick.
agreed
ITT: People who prove the need for Government to control their lives.
Shall I tell you what burns my azz?
Shall I ???
Ahhhhhhh…… *Pulls Out Hair*
Fu<king Cheap Azz music !
(You KNOW what I'm talking about)
There is not much music I like; Classics, some old energy rock that makes you feel like you can go out and conquer the world.
But today's "music" does not even Deserve to be call such.
Its JUNK !
Complete GARBAGE !!
Why do you people even Listen to it ???
Oh right, the power of PEER Pressure.
Well, if someone is peering you to listen to shitza, tell them they have Sphincters for eardrums and throw a roll of toilet paper at them.
GOD……I hate mindless sheep who have no Class, no Taste, no Self←↓↑→direction.
And you know whats even WORSE ? ? ? ?
Some of you Turd Burgalers think there's nothing better, than to put that rectal spew of 'music' too YOUTUBE VIDEOS.
GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!!
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU !
SERIOUSLY ! 1 ! 1 ! 2 ! 3 ! 5
I would rather listen to background hiss, than the Total Phonic Vomit that you think is cool.
SO, please do the world a flavor, and STOP PUTTING SHITZA MUSIC TO YOUTUBE VIDEOS !!!!
T H A N K – Y O U !
Signed: The Awake.
What is this? I don’t even…
@Izzyizzo – Unintelligent prick
Cool story bro. Want a medal?
Pros for the Cosmo Kramer reference to the snooze episode of Seinfeld
Same for me they need to add that as on option, bright and shiny at 6:30 am even on weekends
and I’m not over 60 WTF
I do the same. the alarm just makes sure i don’t wake anyone else up.
in other words: BEEP BEEP BEEP Oh shi-!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU…..SHALL NOT….SNOOZE!!!!
nothing wakes u up in the morning like getting stabbed in the finkers and seeing ur own bleed
I love it when the red water comes out.
Sweet merciful Heaven! Please don’t let Mrs. Sauce see this!
Mrs Sauce is too busy leaving her juicey goodness all over Mr sausage
I haven’t used an alarm clock for 6 years and I’m not unemployed. Also some people work when then want to so they do not need to worry about waking up in time.
By unemployed, you don’t mean a welfare scamming scumbag do you?
I don’t always wake before the alarm, but often do no matter what time it’s set for. This is a good thing because it’s a little known fact that the snooze button is truly an evil invention. It makes you think it’s doing you a favour but ends up landing you in all sorts of trouble! Get up when the first alarm goes off, what’s the point in setting it otherwise?
I agree. Alarm clocks are so . . . (wait for it) . . . tacky.
poll results
Somebody should do that tack trick on a public toilet seat where the light is broken. I want night vision video.
Also, to wake up on time, drink lots of water before bed and tape a rubber glove over your pee hole. When it bursts, you’ll wake up.
Hahahaha
I wish I could have a pee hole I could tie a rubber glove to.
oh man yowch!
I’ve would have learnt how to avoid these spikes and keep snoozing on my first try, I’m afraid.
or buy an alarm clock without a snooze button
I’ve seen an alarm clock that you put money in. If you don’t get up in time to turn off the alarm, it starts to shred your cash. Not sure of the legality of destroying bank notes in some countries, but a good idea.
Legality? Money isn’t a flag. It is most definitely legal to shred, burn, rip, or otherwise destroy money, although I will believe anyone who does is either rich and needs a cigar lit, or is mentally unstable and shouldn’t be trusted with money in the first place.
It’s actually the other way around in the US: the flag is fair game but the destruction of currency is illegal (http://www.law.cornellDOTedu/uscode/18/333.html) but I don’t know if anyone has ever been prosecuted.
This is a great idea…if you way too much money that you’re just willing to destroy dollar bills like that.
Such an elegant solution, perhaps I should try this!
That’s the solution!
FAIL The alarms not even set!