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Definitely going to try this…
will be a lonely drinking…
I was about to say this. A Skyrim drinking game has got to be in the top 5 most depressing things you can do with alcohol. Right up there with drinking alone on Christmas Day and drinking before work.
oi! drinking alone christmas day is my tradition!
I used to play Skyrim like this, then I took a floor to the face!
Good god I know this would happen so quickly if I tried this game (at the speed I play)… clearly this would be a bad idea unless I have a team standing by to pump my stomach
11. Someone took an arrow to the knee – 1 Drink
A most noble addition, sir.
12. Skyrim reference on the internet – drink entire bottle
13. Inability to express or share a sense of humour – Cry to your therapist about how futile and cold life without laughter seems. Get terminally drink one night, burst into tears and end up hospital after trying to end it all by throwing yourself down the stairs.
Terminally drunk/ill seems to be your aim.
Yes!!!
9. 20000/20=1000 Glasses… I’ll just kill the guard instead of myself, thank you very much.
Murder in general would probably cause serious alcohol poisoning. 1000/any level is still going to be more than 10 drinks…
So you start a game with ten different rules, just to kill somebody who wants to play skyrim for 5 minutes oO
Sorry, I prefer drinking with my friends and not by myself at home
There is no such thing as five minutes of skyrim,friend ;D
Fail..
Should stay sober.
Fail..
Imposing your values on others.
now you’re imposing yours
He’s imposing mine.
What? Telling someone not to judge others isn’t a judgment of that other person, it’s advice. And anyway, it’s a freakin’ joke!
Hmmm, now I can do my two favorite things at the same time.
Any drinking game that requires math is not going to work out.
Oh, I concur. Idea: addendum for each calculation for when you are entirely too drunk for division…
Bounty/level OR as much as you can pour into your glass rather than your lap?
Nerdiest Drink Game evar!
Let´s try it out!
I like how everyone thinks that the person would be alone if they did this. Oh wait, no one likes watching people play video games
…I do…
Dude, I visited two friends over Thanksgiving break, they both had Skyrim and they both told me to play (and watched while I played). Had a blast both times, and it just made the first like six hours a little boring when I finally got the game myself (because both times I pretty much made the same character, just refined my build). Also! I play Skyrim while talking to my friends over Steam. Seriously, they might as well be in the same room as me, I can’t really see how it’s “alone” just because people aren’t physically near me. I actually feel more lonely when I’m surrounded by strangers in a bar than when I talk to my friends over the internet.
^^This = win
welcome to liver failure!
all these drinking games are real dumb, you’ll be wasted literally 10 minutes in
And in the hospital shortly thereafter. They do not comprehend that the things that trigger a drink are supposed to be less common , not drink after every single little thing.
for instance drink when you see maiq the liar
It’s supposed to be funny.
Whoosh. *hand gesture over head
A better way is to switch to differnt player whenever you die or what ever
Where’s “accidentally stab Lydia in the back?”
This is nothing more than a virgins guide to alcohol poisoning.
My thoughts exactly.
Well, at least you managed to be /funny/ with your judgmental condescension.
drink and finish the bottle whenever you find a dragon? someone is just an alcoholic.
So, if you’re a rogue assassin, you’ll pass out after 15 minutes of play and finish the game in 2016.
Talk about making it last!
So if you find a new dragon location, with a new shout and awaiting dragon you are pretty much done.
Seriously, people who make these drinking games set the triggers to the most common things just so the mentally handicapped reading them go, “Omg! I do that activity! I know what those things are! Thumbs up my alcoholic submitter!”
So… would better rules make you happy, then? I think it would be less funny if the rules were more realistic; humor arises from incongruity and “omg i’d be wasted in ten minutes” is kinda the point of the joke. And yeah, God forbid that people enjoy talking about things they have in common. Why are you even here, you party pooper?
Go Travis!
You won up until the last 2 words of your post. You can do better than that.
Level 1 kills a guard – oh shit
I do something simpler: every load screen, take a sip – just a sip. Bet you wont remember how you got to your last save.
Heh, yeah, that’s the /real/ drinking game! Way to go!
3 and 4 alone would probably result in alcohol poisoning after a short while. Those things are more common than ratattas when starting out from pallet town.
heyyyyyyyyyyy I just tried this im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo druuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Skill drinking rule = fus ro chunk.
Murder=Killing more than an NPC.
Good God that’s a lot of drinking! I just died twice fighting two dragons!
You’d be dead in a half hour playing by these rules.
don’t attack a guard when you are level 1. You will have to do 1000 drinks
or hope you werent in the middle of town so you can get rid of the witnesses
Did it with a couple of friends last weekend. We all started a new char, and we got mad drunk a couple of hours later. Quite fun actually.
I am not sure if it’s my wild nature or the fact that I am Finnish but I would definitely keep fast travelling from place to place.