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WIN!: Sweet Ride WIN

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  1. sean says:

    wo seems sweet but would he have enough weight to make it all the way around? does what im saying even make sense?

    • no it doesn’t… gravity acts with same acceleration on all masses. It is possible that he may have a lower terminal velocity than the designed roller coaster due to aerodynamic differences though.

    • TS125 says:

      I understand what you’re trying to say. The centrifugal forces acting on his body in the turns may be so great that he can’t hold that same line as the coaster. The good news is that his skates are attached to the rails. The bad news is also that his skates are attached to the rails. If he loses balance in a turn he is guaranteed 2 ankles which will be broken like twigs.

      • Robbie says:

        There are two poles attached to the front of the skates if you can see. Handles. It’s meant so he won’t fall forwards or backwards from the waist up. It would help him and he wouldn’t fall unless he let go.

  2. Orlando says:

    THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY STUPID. IF HE LOSES HIS BALANCE, HE”LL BREAK HIS LEGS BY GETTING TRAPPED BETWEEN THE SLATS IN BETWEEN THE RAILS. THIS IS A FAIL IN PROGRESS.

    This is Failblog, stop posting so many wins.

    • ryan says:

      It looks like his boots are attached to the tracks. The real worry is letting go of those poles hes holding on to. Imagine all his momentum going forward while his torso falls between two slats…

      • GnatB says:

        Pretty much what I was thinking… hand slips off one of those poles, lose your balance, fall forward, and get cut in half between the slats of the track.

        • Steve says:

          I think that would be more difficult than it looks.
          From what I can tell, he’s wearing something very similar to ski boots, which do a pretty good job of holding your legs upright. It’d be similar to trying to tip directly forward while wearing a pair of downhill skis.

    • Sanguinivore says:

      “This is Failblog, stop posting so many wins.”

      THANK YOU.

      I witness enough ass-kissing in day-to-day life. I come on Failblog for my Schadenfreude fix.

  3. Pool says:

    Yeah this is pretty much a complete fail. Booo! Failblog!

  4. jesus says:

    I say WIN. this happened in 2006, the guy set up the skates so he could balance.

  5. Arbnis says:

    Please can’t someone add flames shooting out of his arse?

  6. lokuz says:

    More details can be found here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHbk11e4YYQ

    Looks like a win to me…

  7. boz says:

    Definitely a win; stop being losers. Also you can see he has metal poles coming out of his skates to hold on to for balance.

  8. dangermouse says:

    Rollercoaster of Love!

  9. Xebi says:

    It screams “broken ankles and messed-up knees” to me, but if I ignore that it’s pretty sweet.

  10. Anniebunny says:

    This looks awesomely terrifyingly wonderful.

  11. JackRackam says:

    If there is video of this it must be found!!!!

    • noinfo says:

      actualy there is one on youtube.. “rollerblades rollercoaster”

    • corvus says:

      There was another one a couple of years back, who did it on German television as a bet. Where he would go down a Roller-coaster with Skates and a filled Pint (I think it was a pint) of beer and at the end he was only allowed to have lost so much

  12. knopfy says:

    Hi Guys. The name of this Man is Dirk Auer and he did this sort of Stunts already several times in Tripsdrill (on Gsengte Sau, a steel coaster and on mammut, the wooden coaster you see here) and he really did this great. so don ‘t call him a loser…before you tried it by yourself ;-)

  13. Mag says:

    I want to do that, but I don’t think there’s a diaper large enough to help me feel secure, becaue I know I’d be s**tting myself around the first curve.

    • EmilyRose says:

      haha i cud totally do this i LOVE roller coasters and i love the idea of feeling like nothing is holding me on to something haha :)

  14. Mako109 says:

    This is the greatest terrible idea of all time. Where do I sign up?

  15. BlueSkYzZ@gmx.de says:

    Hey guys, i´m from germany, and i were in the theme parc, where he broke the world record a few times. It´s Dirk Auer. You find him at youtube and google. Another record of him where that he made the same at another coaster, but with a mug full of beer ;)

    • wezza says:

      Once more in english please.

      • NotSo says:

        3 mistakes in 53 words, and it’s not ‘english’ anymore? I pity your educational system, it seems to fail at comprehensive reading and context deduction.

        • Freud Dude says:

          NotSo does not appreciate sarcasm. 3 fails in 53 words requires a snarky comment especially from someone proudly proclaiming they are from Germany.

      • rno says:

        Arrogant person!
        By the way, “english” should be written “English,” and don’t forget the comma!

        • Xebi says:

          Which comma? By my reckoning, “in English” is a comma clause, so there should be commas after both “more” and “English,” as the sentence would still make sense without it: “Once more, please.”

          Not that I actually care, but I like commas.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Oh my god.

    I’ve been wondering for YEARS if anybody has done something like this. It exists!

  17. Janet says:

    Looks like a death trap… LOL

  18. fyrefawkes says:

    From what I see, his feet aren’t attached together. Imagine if one of his feet got stuck and the other just kept going. that would hurt.

  19. Deadjuice says:

    Awww yeah!


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