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well fireworks are for new year too, and 5th november in the UK
In Missouri USA you can by fireworks year-round at places like BoomLand. And I can say from experience, it feels really weird to wander around a fireworks store in November.
Yeah… Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is the BOOMLAND! It’s a 12-store franchise chain, wal-marts top local competitor. You can find it in better strip malls everywhere. That’s right, this sweet baby originated in Grand Rapids Michigan. Franchise buy-in starts at $19,950. It’s got walnut flooring, cobalt-blue trim, and a hair trigger. That’s right, shop smart, shop Boomland. YA GOT THAT!? Now I swear: The next one of you primates, even touches me…. YAAAAAA!
Forget to renew your prescription?
Idiots who try and impress the world.
FAIL indeed.
Someone call pool service, the gene pool needs a serious cleaning.
Rule #1 for men…..never leave something that moves really fast under that part of your body!
Rocketing to the moon is only for the ballsey.
Ballsey got in the way.
Ballseye!
Japseye!
July? That’s so US-centric. You can blast off body parts all year long in the rest of the world.
I know this could be asked of many of the stunts we see fail on this site, but I must ask why? What did this guy think was going to happen? I don’t think I can handle knowing that he may have intended to rocket himself in the crotch. I have to believe that there was another intention or else I’ll lose whatever tiny thread of faith in humanity I still have.
Exactly: What was douche’s intention here?
He couldn’t afford condoms.
I’m guessing drunk and stupid. And also drunk. And stupid, don’t forget stupid. Did I mention stupid?
he must have been very drunk to go out in the snow with a pair of shorts and boots on.
No….your way off…….he was depressed! XD
Maybe he thought he was going to fly up in the air?
Yeah there was……it was called “Stupidity” thats what he was aiming for.
Should have gone up his ass.
I laughed so hard at this comment! Yes, it should have!
…. then I took a firework to the nuts.
With a curved firework. Curved. Firework.
I wonder if this killed him. Get hit in the balls hard enough and you can go into shock and die…and I’m pretty sure this is hard enough…
If your name is correct then I don’t like girls anymore, You can go into shock and die from any sudden collision or impact but it would have to be large enough to fall unconscious, he’s hardly gonna be walking around later and just die
Probably a Jackass audition or something and he’s most likely wearing a cup and faking the reaction….
Gotta love comment be the video editor, shame it goes by so fast you sometimes have to back up to read it. For those who missed it, this one was…
Great balls on fire
“Fireworks Are For July”
Never heard of the the rest of the world American?!?!?
It’s America. The answer is no.
I hope he brought the video into ER with him so they could see his mechanism of injury, and then laugh.
at least he won’t be passing on his stupidity to his children.
Fireworks injuries are hilarious, just last year I had to reconstruct someone’s urethra, amputate his right testicle and give him a colostomy….
Oh, how we laughed…
doctor? oh, how i laugh….
Do you have a film of that to share, Doc?
I’ve never heard removal of a testicle called an amputation. Was it so large that it could have been called a limb?
No-one has has said Reekris yet?
Pretty much the same….but funnier. Google it.
wtf was he trying to do?
what a douche
“Am i missing my pubic hair?”
Blotch, nuff said