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Yeah it kinda doesn’t :/
One never knows when the ho mo sexual is about,
he may appear normal.
What the hell is normal??
nor·mal/ˈnôrməl/
Adjective:
Conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected.
Noun:
The usual, average, or typical state or condition.
Synonyms:
adjective. regular – standard – ordinary – common – usual
noun. normality – normalcy – perpendicular
Haha! Your face when you realised ‘normal’ actual DOES work in that context…
where’s Dunn, oh yeah
too soon
He was a member of Jackass. It’s NEVER too soon.
you moron, there where only 5 women in the original picture, so he had to sit this one out. or he took the pic.
Or maybe he was dead.
Yeah, driving a Porsche 80 MPH while drunk can do that.
More like 160 MPH
more like 590 mph
More! Like 591 mph?
It was over 9000.
And no, it’s not the same, all of the guys are white whereas with the ladies the one at the back is obviously hispanic.
More like 88 mph
who needs brakes when a tree can stop you real good!
Then he’d still be here.
Hispanic? I think you have problems…
I dunno, that’s pretty sexy.
Gross !
me have the mumps
That’s what I thought. What do you mean, it doesn’t work…?
“thats gay!”
still not as gay as twilight
oh sh*t recycled memebase reference
if those guys were a good-looking as the girls I’m pretty shure it would work..
that’s what i was thinking
exactly my thoughts!
THIS
+1
Exactly what I came here to say.
they aren’t all good looking, but the dude with long hair is.
Chris Pontius. He’s my favorite.
Yep, my thoughts exactly. That and maybe some oil.
Plus a little photoshop.
Hey that’s what I was gonna say, what am I gonna do now
Wack it.
Those guys are such jackasses…
I’m glad you said it. I was getting worried that a bunch of naked dudes were looking really familiar to me.
-looks back at the picture- Oooooh, I get it now, lol.
LMAO((: SO funny!
Both versions look kind of asexual. The former appears as though they’re being artsy and the latter appears as though they’re just being goofy.
Yeah, if I remember correctly, the second one was a gag shot.
Ya think?
It is such a common thing to see. A bunch of naked women sitting on the floor, holding each other. That’s normal … for a place that deals with human trafficking and illegal prostitution.
Ever been to a Frat house?
Yeah, gray houses do have the 2nd picture happening, a lot.
Why u say gray instead of frat, autocorrect?
I love illegal prostitution, it’s the best kind!
certainly the most competitive.
Reaction to first: Challenge accepted.
Reaction to second: Nailed it.
Wow I can’t believe Red Hot Chilli Peppers posed for this lol!! Who is the extra band member on the left next to Anthony Keidis though?
Obvious troll is obvious.
It’s clearly the lack of racial diversity that ruins the second picture.
That and the fact that the hair doesn’t cover every gap.
Or the cross-eyed dude.
Lack of racial diversity? LMFAO they have wee man that’s way more diverse than race
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I love you, Bob
Whats that suppose to be?
jean luc picard facepalm…ing
OHHH!!!! I see it now!!!
what has this to do with dating?
Cuuuuute!
*scrolls*
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Wait, is it Matthew Perry?
Um, yeah, if those guys were as good looking as the girls, it would TOTALLY work. And I would like to see that, thankyouverymuch.
(Hell, with the same level of airbrushing and soft focus, you’d be close even with these guys.)
Those girls are so starved and airbrushed its gross…keep the guys from jackass on whatever coke diet those girls are on, spend the same 10 hours airbrushing them and they could model some panties to lol
^ fat
Lol oh good one you ignorant moron, i’m sorry I didn’t realize people that are in shape can’t have an opinion. I only have this option because I model and I have friends that model. I know the industry, its competitive, and you can’t sit there and say that picture was not airbrushed.
just because a girl doesn’t eat fast food everyday and actually goes to the gym, doesn’t mean she is starved, coked up and air brushed. i know in america, we’ve gotten so used to a woman who is 30 lbs overweight as normal, that someone who is the weight that was normal 40 years ago is considered too skinny, but being a healthy weight is not anorexic
Actually women from 40 years ago would be considered “overweight these days. Betty Page was 5ft 5in and 130-140lbs. She was a pin-up model in the 50′s.
Marilyn Monroe was 5 ft, 5½ in and at the peek of her career weighed over 140 pounds (size 12-16). If you don’t think either one of those women are the epitome of beauty, then we would not agree.
The anorexic 12-year-old-boy-looking waifs were not common until the late 70′s early 80′s. Once the heroin sheik trend started, well that was a disappointing time…
Take a look at art from the ages voluptuous women have always been desirable until America started messing with perceptions. I’m glad to see the US trending back to women who have nice curves and good personalities. Most of the skinny ones are so starved, tired and repressed that they are just complete B’s to everyone (at least in CA they are).
Bring back the Rubenesque women!
“chic”
Thank you Bob. Out of my entire missive the use of sheik instead of chic changed the tone and meaning of everything. I appreciate you have an eye for details. +1000 INTERWEBZ l337 points for you! ;P
Aahh, making up “stats” about women of the 40s-50s to show they were “voluptuous.” Have you ever actually tried on vintage clothing? Marilyn Monroe would be a size 2-4 by today’s standards.
That cannot be right. Unless you’ve been surrounded by a bunch of people lying about their clothing size (pretty stupid but to each their own), a size two or size four are usually very petite.
I may not know Monroe’s measurements, but I can tell by looking at her she still wouldn’t wear a size two by today’s standards. She definitely wasn’t obese, but she appeared to look like today’s standards of about a size eight, and there’s still nothing wrong with that.
Now it just looks like you’re doing exactly what you’re accusing ArtMonkey of doing by making s**t up.
http://jezebel.com/5299793/for-the-last-time-what-size-was-marilyn-monroe
10 sec internet search.
No actually she wouldn’t. She was anywhere from a 14-20 in vintage. So today she would be anywhere from a 6-12 today.
Marilyn was 5’2″ and never much over 115.
No, she fluctuated between 115- 140. It’s pretty easy to find that out.
So, Marilyn Monroe weighted 140 at her heaviest. She was 5 feet 6. In my country this only slightly overweight (~4-5lbs). Please don’t go by your eyes when measuring who is overweight, who underweight and who is anorexic.
And Marilyn Monroe has had curves whereas nowadays every fat lady is called “curvy”. Curvy is how your body is built, it has little to do with how much you weight.
I’m just quite annoyed by all this “I’m not fat, all others are anorexic and I am curvy.”
You’ve got your facts backwards Annie, go get a cheeseburger and run on you’re treadmill lol…and take some advice from ARTMONKEY
Maybe an early ad campaign For Jackass 4?
Ahh, I love the constipated look on Johnny Knoxville’s face. Those guys have some extra confidence in their sexuality, I tell ya.
Dunn should have been in it *cries*
He was too busy shoving a car up his ass.
I don’t find fat girls attractive. I prefer slender ones.
Cool story bro. We don’t like you either.
I’m not going to bulls**t and say that I’m just “curvy” or “voluptuous” because I definitely am a fat s**t (working on fixing that), but you are aware that there is a middle ground between being super thin and being fat, aren’t you?
I love how they drew the line at getting a black dude.
No dude they drew the line at being dudes.
They don’t HAVE a black guy.
They forgot to get the shackles.
It cracks me up to think that the woman in back is kneeling in the above picture while her replacement in the below picture has to stand.
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spammer die!!!~!!!
Actually as a straight girl, I’d much rather see the second one. Not all of us like having women’s naked bodies shoved in our faces no matter where we look. I know this is really difficult for people to grasp, but some people are actually attracted to naked men, not women, and some of us like seeing guys get with guys.
Thats pretty cool and everything..but what does it have to do with you making me diner?
You want her to make you a diner? I’m glad to see you’re past stereotypical gender roles of women simply cooking dinner. The fact that you are hoping she’s an architect or contractor that will build you says a diner says you are a true role model for gender freedom everywhere.
Or you’re a dork who can’t spell.
Here’s a bow and some arrows. Now get hunting. How can you expect a woman to make dinner when you haven’t brought back the meat to do so?
Your all lame get back in the kitchen
*you’re* . Get back to grade 2 dummy.
Miss Dunn,
but Johnny is pretty hot…. XP
You’re missing a black guy.
Hey where is the black guy?!
Ryan was the Black Guy….after he burned to crisp….
Image 1: BONER ACQUIRED
Image 2: FATAL ERROR, BONER DISENGAGED
I dunno, some of those guys are cute.
Neck on second girl from the right.
No, my other right.
This is great, absolutely great.
Double standard all the way.
Jackass FTW!
homosexuality…. fitness…. Forget about it.
Women in first photo are asked to sit naked with their genitalia on a wooden floor while hugging other naked women and yet the imagery is considered “normal”…. In fact, so normal that the same picture for men strikes as ridiculous.
Sadly we are used to women pictured as eye candies….
Omg that is so true!!!
It’s only gay if balls touch.
As a straight female, I find the first picture strangely refreshing. Say what you will, but I kind of miss those days when VS models looked like they could move their faces and their lips didn’t look like swollen anal glands.
Those were the days…
It’s be better if the men were hot.
took me a second to realize that it was the jackass guys, hahahaha!
Great both women and men pictures. Supposedly, they all looking for a date. Actually for me dating is working because when you are on date meaning you are getting to know each others side. But then that is only my thoughts.
weird pic either way.
and now some random girls please copy the boy version! I’m sure it will look even worse
Oh it works both ways
hes right it doesn’t work both ways the girls just cant pull it off.
Chris Pontius looks way hotter than any of those women.
I feel like Steve-O is staring in to my heart…(no homo)
Wow I thought we were a bit better than simply resorting to homophobic humor.
pic below is missing a black person
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The tattoos ruin the second pic for me.
First one is like: “ohh so sexy”
Second one is: “ohhh so sick”
For girls maybe is backwards…
A group of moderately attractive women with 1cm of makeup, blur, and about 6 hours of photoshop, vs a group of minimally attractive males with no makeup, no blur, and no photoshop.
Wow, I wonder which looks better.
Jackass FTW!
I find the Jackass gents to be attractive. And you have to admire, at least a little, people who are so comfortable with themselves that they would do something like this. Yes, they may act like fools, but how many of us are daring enough to get naked and post the pictures on the interweb (and whatever other forms of media it was in) for laughs?
I find it funny how Bam is the black one and he got told off for racism (which turned out false) but yeah.
Them chicks in the top pic are hot.
Them chicks in the bottom picture are not.
You’re talking out your ass, that second pic works AWESOMELY
I want to get a billboard sized print of the Jackass pic and paste it to my living room wall. That would be awesome.
The tattoos make it pretty sexy.
They’re both equally good/bad.
But it helps to be a nudist.
It would work if it were actually attractive men. This male picture doesn’t work, not because the men are nude but because the are the ugly as hell “Jackass” cast. But honestly I don’t find the female one very attractive either, it looks like someone did hair and makeup on concentration camp survivors. I am not attracted to anyone in either of these pictures and before now I would have said out of a group of 10 people of both genders I would be able to find at least one attractive.
Anybody else notice that the lady on the left is almost the same shoe sizre as Steve-O
i looked at the women and thought it was good then i scrolled down a bit and saw the guys…perpetually scarred for life
I love me some Chris Pontius!!