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  1. sara says:

    dad? I think ANYONE would think it was an awesome photo op. gosh, I want to wreck my car to do this!

  2. JackRackam says:

    Not a Fail, a total WIN!!! Awesome photo opp. This will be remembered for years in that family.

  3. gerber says:

    this is a win! this site is a fail! f*cking morons

    • mr. man says:

      If you want just fails, then go to Fail Nation, f*cking moron.

      • U. Da Fail says:

        It says parenting FAIL right above the pic you f*ucking moron!
        It’s NOT fail but you are.

        But how do we know she wasn’t driving when the car got wrecked? O_O

        • ct18 says:

          The * is suppose to replace a letter, not join them. f*cking moron

          • U. Da Fail says:

            …Is supposeD to replace….. you illiterate f*you see kay eye en gee moron!

          • Sanguinivore says:

            And a period goes at the end of a sentence. If you’re going to be a pedantic ass over an arbitrary grammatical rule, at least be sure to not make any yourself. The period key: right in between the comma key and the slash key. It’s not that hard, I promise. You don’t even have to hit the shift key!

      • Cuddles the Safety Clown says:

        Right. We should go to “fail nation” if we “expect” fails, rather than go to “fail blog”. I mean, because, you know, the phrase “fail blog” doesn’t imply a blog dedicated only to “fails”, and doesn’t raise the expectation that we will only find “fails” on this blog.

        Tard.

      • Grumbler says:

        Yeah, um, maybe I’m a moron, but I didn’t get the memo either. I.e. the memo that said that failblog was going to stop having fails, and just have a bunch of random unrelated stuff that’s really stupid instead. Whereas Fail Nation is now where the amusing fails are going to be. Could someone please put me on the email list? Great, thanks, bye.

      • Sanguinivore says:

        I don’t know about you, but given the name Failblog, I expect to find pictures of fails (i.e., funny accidents and errors). To be completely honest, FailNation should be completely unnecessary because this is what the main page is for, not to be a wasteland of crossposts and humorless memes that are just outright embarrassing to read.

        If we’re lucky, someone may repost an old fail. Even the old photos are an improvement from the staged conversations, irrelevant content (see above), and mind-numbingly stupid FUUUUU comics.

        If Failblog still actually entertained and served its purpose, FailNation wouldn’t even have been created.

  4. Matt says:

    Pre broken windshield for sure, but something tellls me she’s actually martial arts trained.

    • Hand me tea and a Taser... says:

      Ah, I’m not the only one to spot that. Kid’s got form for her age. Hope she does well.

      kids and Martial arts do end in parenting fails. There was a guy in one of my classes that had had to start because his 10 year old was a Junior Black Belt and kept challenging his parents to a ‘fight’ every time they tried telling him to tidy his room. The phrase “Yeah? Make me” resulted in his Father heading for Black Belt as hard as he could. Never heard any one swear like that about their child while still being that proud of them and loving them unconditionally… Last I heard they were both doing Eskrima and having a blast with a tonne of Father/son bonding going on.

      And boy are there some grumpy, rude and not thinking their post through people in this thread…

      • nicokenrawr says:

        The kid really does have good form, actually. But martial arts do end in parenting fails a lot, but sometimes it’s not just that restraining the kids becomes a problem. Sometimes it’s that parents have no idea how to give their kids advice on their forms, but do it anyway.

        Once, when I was younger, I was getting ready for a karate class, and my fellow student’s father wanted to see his kata so he could critique it. When he couldn’t get to the next step, his father said “Focus your eyes! Focus your eyes!”. When his wife said “You know, maybe he needs time to remember the next step”, the father’s reply made me want to hurl him out the window. He said “You don’t train with him, so you don’t know, so SHUT UP. SHUT. UP.”

        Urgh. Obviously, when presenting a form you need to present it well. But that comes after learning the actual form itself.

  5. wisest fool says:

    not a fail, they’re raising supergirl! lol total win

    and yeah only a dad would let his kid climb on top of an F’d up car just to take a funny pic lol

    whoever has taken over this site sucks! they dont know fail from their @$$hole

    • Alice says:

      I’d sure let her, and according to my Facebook I’m a woman.

      …And on the opposite side of the spectrum, some dads *coughlikeminecough* would be too wussy.

  6. Trevor says:

    WIN!! i so wish i did something like that.

  7. There is no bottom left to the barrel due to Failblog’s constant scraping.

  8. Smashin'! says:

    Her foot’s not in the spot of the fracture, it’s above it. Still, that’s pretty dang cool! :D

  9. Not Sure says:

    ninja skills

  10. Lance says:

    CHUCK NORRIS’ DAUGHTER!

  11. Charles Ranier says:

    I see the plot for Incredibles 2 has leaked…

  12. Matt Wood says:

    This was Big Daddy taking a picture of Hit-Girl’s first training exercise.

  13. Dyskresiac says:

    Failblog needs a rating system for contributers, not just the posts themselves, and whoever keeps posting this obvious “Win” as “Fail” should lose their ability to post.

  14. Livin' Legend says:

    Definitely a win, but since there’s no Parenting Win site, someone decided it was more Parenting than Win. I disagree though. Major Win that happens to involve a kid.

  15. Marcie says:

    So cute!

  16. db2 says:

    It’s the Street Fighter II bonus stage, starring Chun Li.

  17. Grumbler says:

    You mean you don’t think that the kid’s father hurled her into the windshield at high velocity, and she’s just now hitting it foot first, thereby shattering the windshield? Because, if that were the case, it would indeed be a parenting fail.

  18. Guest says:

    BABALITY

  19. Cuddles the Safety Clown says:

    No, see, you don’t understand how Failblog logic works.

    “Parenting fails” have to do with parents being bad parents to their “children”. Hence, if any picture involves a child or an adult, or anything remotely connected to the concepts of “child” or “adult”, it is automatically a “parenting fail”.

    It’s almost like saying a cat is a dog because they both have four legs.

  20. pooper says:

    Is it a fail because as you can tell by her facial expression, she is pooping in her pants.

  21. U. Da Fail says:

    A kid her size could easily break a windshield……if you throw her hard enough :D

  22. mike says:

    that little girl is going to give Darth Sariah a run for her money

  23. different chris says:

    FOOT THRO’ CAAAAR!

  24. Archer says:

    And so a new es-per was created…

  25. Go to top says:

    Fake…

  26. DisposableAcc says:

    No one else thinks the kid looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

    She’s maybe his stunt double for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’.

  27. Anonymous says:

    WIN!

  28. theworldisdumb says:

    poster fail..

  29. I love the expression on her face!

  30. Debs says:

    It’s a funny pic but a parenting FAIL because that child has one foot extended onto or very close to the broken windshield and just one wrong slip or if any of that glass gives way, she could possibly be seriously injured.

  31. Haru-chan says:

    “Sugar… Spice… And everything Nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but professor Utonium accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction… “CHEMICAL X” Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born!! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil!!!’
    Dun dun dundundundundunnnnn!! xD

  32. Irv King says:

    Parents of children with super-powers have a special responsibility to see that their offspring use their powers for good, not evil. These parents obviously failed.

  33. Yolinda says:

    gee, ja think?

  34. Gruntley says:

    That’s a WIN! That’s a little girl pretending to have superpowers for a cool photo WIN! ROLL THE FINAL CLIP, STEVEN!


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