And a period goes at the end of a sentence. If you’re going to be a pedantic ass over an arbitrary grammatical rule, at least be sure to not make any yourself. The period key: right in between the comma key and the slash key. It’s not that hard, I promise. You don’t even have to hit the shift key!
Right. We should go to “fail nation” if we “expect” fails, rather than go to “fail blog”. I mean, because, you know, the phrase “fail blog” doesn’t imply a blog dedicated only to “fails”, and doesn’t raise the expectation that we will only find “fails” on this blog.
Yeah, um, maybe I’m a moron, but I didn’t get the memo either. I.e. the memo that said that failblog was going to stop having fails, and just have a bunch of random unrelated stuff that’s really stupid instead. Whereas Fail Nation is now where the amusing fails are going to be. Could someone please put me on the email list? Great, thanks, bye.
I don’t know about you, but given the name Failblog, I expect to find pictures of fails (i.e., funny accidents and errors). To be completely honest, FailNation should be completely unnecessary because this is what the main page is for, not to be a wasteland of crossposts and humorless memes that are just outright embarrassing to read.
If we’re lucky, someone may repost an old fail. Even the old photos are an improvement from the staged conversations, irrelevant content (see above), and mind-numbingly stupid FUUUUU comics.
If Failblog still actually entertained and served its purpose, FailNation wouldn’t even have been created.
Ah, I’m not the only one to spot that. Kid’s got form for her age. Hope she does well.
kids and Martial arts do end in parenting fails. There was a guy in one of my classes that had had to start because his 10 year old was a Junior Black Belt and kept challenging his parents to a ‘fight’ every time they tried telling him to tidy his room. The phrase “Yeah? Make me” resulted in his Father heading for Black Belt as hard as he could. Never heard any one swear like that about their child while still being that proud of them and loving them unconditionally… Last I heard they were both doing Eskrima and having a blast with a tonne of Father/son bonding going on.
And boy are there some grumpy, rude and not thinking their post through people in this thread…
The kid really does have good form, actually. But martial arts do end in parenting fails a lot, but sometimes it’s not just that restraining the kids becomes a problem. Sometimes it’s that parents have no idea how to give their kids advice on their forms, but do it anyway.
Once, when I was younger, I was getting ready for a karate class, and my fellow student’s father wanted to see his kata so he could critique it. When he couldn’t get to the next step, his father said “Focus your eyes! Focus your eyes!”. When his wife said “You know, maybe he needs time to remember the next step”, the father’s reply made me want to hurl him out the window. He said “You don’t train with him, so you don’t know, so SHUT UP. SHUT. UP.”
Urgh. Obviously, when presenting a form you need to present it well. But that comes after learning the actual form itself.
Failblog needs a rating system for contributers, not just the posts themselves, and whoever keeps posting this obvious “Win” as “Fail” should lose their ability to post.
Definitely a win, but since there’s no Parenting Win site, someone decided it was more Parenting than Win. I disagree though. Major Win that happens to involve a kid.
You mean you don’t think that the kid’s father hurled her into the windshield at high velocity, and she’s just now hitting it foot first, thereby shattering the windshield? Because, if that were the case, it would indeed be a parenting fail.
No, see, you don’t understand how Failblog logic works.
“Parenting fails” have to do with parents being bad parents to their “children”. Hence, if any picture involves a child or an adult, or anything remotely connected to the concepts of “child” or “adult”, it is automatically a “parenting fail”.
It’s almost like saying a cat is a dog because they both have four legs.
It’s a funny pic but a parenting FAIL because that child has one foot extended onto or very close to the broken windshield and just one wrong slip or if any of that glass gives way, she could possibly be seriously injured.
“Sugar… Spice… And everything Nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but professor Utonium accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction… “CHEMICAL X” Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born!! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil!!!’
Dun dun dundundundundunnnnn!! xD
Parents of children with super-powers have a special responsibility to see that their offspring use their powers for good, not evil. These parents obviously failed.
dad? I think ANYONE would think it was an awesome photo op. gosh, I want to wreck my car to do this!
Not a Fail, a total WIN!!! Awesome photo opp. This will be remembered for years in that family.
Very cute photo op, I wish I’d had the chance!
Do you have a car?
+
Total Parenting WIN!!!
this is a win! this site is a fail! f*cking morons
If you want just fails, then go to Fail Nation, f*cking moron.
It says parenting FAIL right above the pic you f*ucking moron!
It’s NOT fail but you are.
But how do we know she wasn’t driving when the car got wrecked? O_O
The * is suppose to replace a letter, not join them. f*cking moron
…Is supposeD to replace….. you illiterate f*you see kay eye en gee moron!
maybe he meant: Is suppose* to replace. Th*t wo*uld e*plain h*s appar*nt mist*ke
And a period goes at the end of a sentence. If you’re going to be a pedantic ass over an arbitrary grammatical rule, at least be sure to not make any yourself. The period key: right in between the comma key and the slash key. It’s not that hard, I promise. You don’t even have to hit the shift key!
Right. We should go to “fail nation” if we “expect” fails, rather than go to “fail blog”. I mean, because, you know, the phrase “fail blog” doesn’t imply a blog dedicated only to “fails”, and doesn’t raise the expectation that we will only find “fails” on this blog.
Tard.
Yeah, um, maybe I’m a moron, but I didn’t get the memo either. I.e. the memo that said that failblog was going to stop having fails, and just have a bunch of random unrelated stuff that’s really stupid instead. Whereas Fail Nation is now where the amusing fails are going to be. Could someone please put me on the email list? Great, thanks, bye.
I don’t know about you, but given the name Failblog, I expect to find pictures of fails (i.e., funny accidents and errors). To be completely honest, FailNation should be completely unnecessary because this is what the main page is for, not to be a wasteland of crossposts and humorless memes that are just outright embarrassing to read.
If we’re lucky, someone may repost an old fail. Even the old photos are an improvement from the staged conversations, irrelevant content (see above), and mind-numbingly stupid FUUUUU comics.
If Failblog still actually entertained and served its purpose, FailNation wouldn’t even have been created.
Pre broken windshield for sure, but something tellls me she’s actually martial arts trained.
Ah, I’m not the only one to spot that. Kid’s got form for her age. Hope she does well.
kids and Martial arts do end in parenting fails. There was a guy in one of my classes that had had to start because his 10 year old was a Junior Black Belt and kept challenging his parents to a ‘fight’ every time they tried telling him to tidy his room. The phrase “Yeah? Make me” resulted in his Father heading for Black Belt as hard as he could. Never heard any one swear like that about their child while still being that proud of them and loving them unconditionally… Last I heard they were both doing Eskrima and having a blast with a tonne of Father/son bonding going on.
And boy are there some grumpy, rude and not thinking their post through people in this thread…
The kid really does have good form, actually. But martial arts do end in parenting fails a lot, but sometimes it’s not just that restraining the kids becomes a problem. Sometimes it’s that parents have no idea how to give their kids advice on their forms, but do it anyway.
Once, when I was younger, I was getting ready for a karate class, and my fellow student’s father wanted to see his kata so he could critique it. When he couldn’t get to the next step, his father said “Focus your eyes! Focus your eyes!”. When his wife said “You know, maybe he needs time to remember the next step”, the father’s reply made me want to hurl him out the window. He said “You don’t train with him, so you don’t know, so SHUT UP. SHUT. UP.”
Urgh. Obviously, when presenting a form you need to present it well. But that comes after learning the actual form itself.
not a fail, they’re raising supergirl! lol total win
and yeah only a dad would let his kid climb on top of an F’d up car just to take a funny pic lol
whoever has taken over this site sucks! they dont know fail from their @$$hole
I’d sure let her, and according to my Facebook I’m a woman.
…And on the opposite side of the spectrum, some dads *coughlikeminecough* would be too wussy.
WIN!! i so wish i did something like that.
There is no bottom left to the barrel due to Failblog’s constant scraping.
Her foot’s not in the spot of the fracture, it’s above it. Still, that’s pretty dang cool!
ninja skills
CHUCK NORRIS’ DAUGHTER!
I see the plot for Incredibles 2 has leaked…
This was Big Daddy taking a picture of Hit-Girl’s first training exercise.
LOL
Failblog needs a rating system for contributers, not just the posts themselves, and whoever keeps posting this obvious “Win” as “Fail” should lose their ability to post.
Definitely a win, but since there’s no Parenting Win site, someone decided it was more Parenting than Win. I disagree though. Major Win that happens to involve a kid.
So cute!
It’s the Street Fighter II bonus stage, starring Chun Li.
You mean you don’t think that the kid’s father hurled her into the windshield at high velocity, and she’s just now hitting it foot first, thereby shattering the windshield? Because, if that were the case, it would indeed be a parenting fail.
FUS RO DAH!
Congratulations, you win retard of the hour.
You’re not allowed to call people r*tards anymore, you f*cking m*ron
Lol.
BABALITY
No, see, you don’t understand how Failblog logic works.
“Parenting fails” have to do with parents being bad parents to their “children”. Hence, if any picture involves a child or an adult, or anything remotely connected to the concepts of “child” or “adult”, it is automatically a “parenting fail”.
It’s almost like saying a cat is a dog because they both have four legs.
wait, a cat isn’t a dog?
Mind = blown.
Is it a fail because as you can tell by her facial expression, she is pooping in her pants.
A kid her size could easily break a windshield……if you throw her hard enough
that little girl is going to give Darth Sariah a run for her money
FOOT THRO’ CAAAAR!
E: f;b.
And so a new es-per was created…
Fake…
No one else thinks the kid looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
She’s maybe his stunt double for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’.
WIN!
poster fail..
I love the expression on her face!
It’s a funny pic but a parenting FAIL because that child has one foot extended onto or very close to the broken windshield and just one wrong slip or if any of that glass gives way, she could possibly be seriously injured.
“Sugar… Spice… And everything Nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but professor Utonium accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction… “CHEMICAL X” Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born!! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil!!!’
Dun dun dundundundundunnnnn!! xD
Parents of children with super-powers have a special responsibility to see that their offspring use their powers for good, not evil. These parents obviously failed.
gee, ja think?
That’s a WIN! That’s a little girl pretending to have superpowers for a cool photo WIN! ROLL THE FINAL CLIP, STEVEN!