how is this an auto correct? It ain’t no auto correct. Not at all. Not even close. If someone thinks it is, they best point out where the correction is for the rest of us, because I, for one, am a trifle confused, I do declare. But I can totally guarantee that this “auto corect” doesn’t exist. Because there is none of them here in the above example. Like I said previously, if someone disargees with my hypoteneuse then they best point it out for the rest of us. This should go under “wins” but even then …
maybe file it under “stuff no one cares about because its stupit” would be better, I do declare.
There are SO MANY THINGS WRONG with your rant it isn’t even FUNNY!! If you’re a troll you REALLY need to find better things to do…. if not then here are a few problems with your rant. 1. If you trying to be taken seriously… don’t use the word ain’t as it is grammatically incorrect. 2. auto correct is a cell phone function that does exist… i agree some autocorrects are probably fake.. but not all. 3. *disagrees and *stupid 4. Hypotenuse= a vertex in a triangle. hypothesis=a proposition assumed as a premise in an argument. I think you meant hypothesis. 5. “Because there is none of them here in the above example” THAT IS NOT A CORRECT SENTENCE!! that is all… thank you
“Ain’t” is, in fact, a word featured in Miriam Webster’s English dictionary. Though it is not a contraction of two words it can be properly, though unintelligibly, used in a sentence. For example: “There ain’t a single drop of brandy left in my glass.”
This isn’t an autocorrect. Is it a real function? Yeah, but there’s nothing to autocorrect in the original post.
I find this one kind of funny because I can relate, but these *are* generally staged. I’m not referring to just the autocorrects, but everything making an appearance on Failblog in general.
Ugliest Tattoos is the final bastion of Failblog to remain amusing overall.
hey loser – if you’re trying to be taken seriously, you best not write stuff like “If you trying to be taken seriously”. k? THAT IS NOT A CORRECT SENTENCE, you condescending jerk.
Every 10 minutes? set it to every minute!
Anyone else sick of these stupid “auto corrects” all this staged / fake crap.. and then this?
I actually do that. My phone has an alarm to go off 5 min after my clock-radio.
I have that setup on my phone as well. Same times and everything. Just once won’t wake me up.
I have a alarm set on my phone for about every 15 minutes before I go to work. Works wonders on an insomniac.
Seriously?!? Im tired of this s**t…
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how is this an auto correct? It ain’t no auto correct. Not at all. Not even close. If someone thinks it is, they best point out where the correction is for the rest of us, because I, for one, am a trifle confused, I do declare. But I can totally guarantee that this “auto corect” doesn’t exist. Because there is none of them here in the above example. Like I said previously, if someone disargees with my hypoteneuse then they best point it out for the rest of us. This should go under “wins” but even then …
maybe file it under “stuff no one cares about because its stupit” would be better, I do declare.
There are SO MANY THINGS WRONG with your rant it isn’t even FUNNY!! If you’re a troll you REALLY need to find better things to do…. if not then here are a few problems with your rant. 1. If you trying to be taken seriously… don’t use the word ain’t as it is grammatically incorrect. 2. auto correct is a cell phone function that does exist… i agree some autocorrects are probably fake.. but not all. 3. *disagrees and *stupid 4. Hypotenuse= a vertex in a triangle. hypothesis=a proposition assumed as a premise in an argument. I think you meant hypothesis. 5. “Because there is none of them here in the above example” THAT IS NOT A CORRECT SENTENCE!! that is all… thank you
heres a few problems with YOUR rant:
you smell like cheesy broccoli farts and no one likes you.
“Ain’t” is, in fact, a word featured in Miriam Webster’s English dictionary. Though it is not a contraction of two words it can be properly, though unintelligibly, used in a sentence. For example: “There ain’t a single drop of brandy left in my glass.”
Congratulations on being pedantic.
This isn’t an autocorrect. Is it a real function? Yeah, but there’s nothing to autocorrect in the original post.
I find this one kind of funny because I can relate, but these *are* generally staged. I’m not referring to just the autocorrects, but everything making an appearance on Failblog in general.
Ugliest Tattoos is the final bastion of Failblog to remain amusing overall.
The hypoteneuse is the longest side in a right angled triangle. Not a vertex.
Did you honestly just say hypoteneuse? Do you have downs?
hey loser – if you’re trying to be taken seriously, you best not write stuff like “If you trying to be taken seriously”. k? THAT IS NOT A CORRECT SENTENCE, you condescending jerk.
I do this but in 5 minute intervals. And I don’t label my alarms.
I can relate…
I do the same thing. Only the messages to myself are much longer and angry
Same… You are probably joking. I’m not.
REPOST!
alarms 10 minute very fail , you are crazy