kids changed English language ? how about adults who gave us text messages, books filled with grammatical errors, and most importantly, don’t give a crap about spelling / teaching their kids how to spell ?
(please don’t correct me. I know I made some mistakes up there since I learned English by myself.)
Actually, except for failing to capitalize the first words of your sentences, you did fine. You did much better than many so-called professionals that I’ve seen.
While this autocowreck is most likely fake in the same manner as the others of this sub-genre of meme, I am mildly amused. Well done, good sir or mad’am.
Fake and lame.
It’s really sad that Failblog would even post this. Are they trying anymore?
Not to mention, when you “try” to sound smart, you usually don’t. Hence, this “fail” fails at being clever.
Unless you’re good with words and know how to make a sentence flow properly — no matter what words you’re actually using — don’t even try.
Failure to sound clever? Good enough for me!
You have low standards. I like it.
Fake as usual, but this one actually made me laugh. I wish this were real
Might be fake, but it’s true, kids these days changed the english language. =_=
That’s the impression I got, the kid couldn’t understand what he was reading, and assumed it was drunk gibberish.
kids changed English language ? how about adults who gave us text messages, books filled with grammatical errors, and most importantly, don’t give a crap about spelling / teaching their kids how to spell ?
(please don’t correct me. I know I made some mistakes up there since I learned English by myself.)
Actually, except for failing to capitalize the first words of your sentences, you did fine. You did much better than many so-called professionals that I’ve seen.
Look at the english language every 100 years over the past millennium and tell me we’re doing anything out of the ordinary.
Oh yeah, it was definitely kids these days. The English language was 100% static since its invention in 1955.
The Title: I Request That You Evacuate the Premises Immidiately
“Immidiately” …. *facepalm*
You beat me to it! lol
While this autocowreck is most likely fake in the same manner as the others of this sub-genre of meme, I am mildly amused. Well done, good sir or mad’am.
Madam or ma’am, not both.
u ma’d?
Wait…Madam…ma- *audible pause* am…ma-am…ma’am…I GET IT NOW! …I always wondered where ma’am came from.
a mad ma´am ?
Faked or not, this is still funny.
I have fornicated with multiple matriarchs within my lifetime, all of whom had at the time prior engagements of fornication with another patriarch.
fake swear fail if it’s fake
*All right
Must……Not……Fall……For……Tro-*alright. Fine. Ya got me.
“Alright” really isn’t supposed to be a word, though due to widespread usage it’s now considered acceptable except in formal writing.
Why don’t you guys just start drawing these out on paper? It would probably take less effort and still have the same effect – fake and not very funny.
Subtly racist fail fail
“Not sure if serious…” – Abraham Lincoln
thoust fathom what i say?
language evolves…
No one has mentioned that the “Fornicator of Matriarchs” picture’s text is missing a comma. Erm, fail.
“you fornicator of matriarchs”
I almost laughed myself sick.
Fake or not, this one was funny for a change.
the proper response is “Shaniqua don’t live here no mo’ “…..
Epic Ducreux!
Did anyone else read this in John Cleese’s voice?