Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr justcuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:
Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr justcuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:
Considering she was probably pissed off about something, I give her points for creativity while angry. You have no idea how hard it is to think of things while pissed off.
dump her before it is too late, and be safe about it, change the locks and make sure you do it via a text.
Also remind her that your testicles don’t sit on top.
Well give her some credit, from her point of view it must have looked like they did.
Using apples and a banana? She was complimenting him, right?
..awww, cute..love it hard sometimes (harder than a banana, even)..
Hilarious.
RUN.
Why is the arangement on the stove?
Are we to believe he……cooks?
Shouldn’t she have put this over the TV ?, Computer ?, Toilet ?
..he prob’ly came into the kitchen to see what was up..obviously it wasn’t him..
(Oh Snap!)
HONEY! I want mustard on my sandwi- ……
No, it’s all good, nevermind…..
yep, not even hungry at all, don’t even need a sandwich…..
That fruit looks delicious though!
It doesn’t say WHAT she was doing with that banana before her idea kicked in.
why are you all runting about this? it’s obvious that those items happened to fall in that coincidentaly looking position
Having girlfriends is overrated, anyway.
So are bananas. And appliances that are not stainless.
*Forever alone*
Who’s to say the duck is inocent?
Now that you’ve found him out, you’ll have to watch it!
Don’t open the door to quacking strangers!
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
..if you’d said Bananarama, maybe..but i think we’re pretty citrus & can deal with yer orange-ness..
..quacked-!..
..get a clue, Gracie..it’s all about how fowl you can be (a la jerejonju)..what’s funny is he’s Plucked (groin thoughts or no)..
That’s scary o__o
Even more scarier the fact that the testicles are on top O_____O
This was constructed from her POV.
Considering she was probably pissed off about something, I give her points for creativity while angry. You have no idea how hard it is to think of things while pissed off.
I think that is what would scare me most, the she as clear minded and thoughtful WHILE PISSED OFF!
^^this^^
Hit over the head with a shovel when she gets home. Have sex with her dying body, decapitate and bury in the backyard. Plenty of women out there.
……….. You should be the one people are running from
Damn Atomus you scary!!
Hey, at least she didn’t leave the kitchen.
..point..a poor one, but still a point..
Next time, you find a boiling rabbit.
….horse’s head in the bed…..
It seems we have a yandere on our hands…