Big Fish
Bloodsport
The Condemned
Damage
First Blood Part II
I Am Legend
The Incredible Huld
A Nightmare On Elm Street
The Punisher
Unbreakable
Unleashed
Until Death
Home Alone
Misery
The Fountain
Children of Men
Everything Must Go
The Fall
The Killer Inside Me
Heat
Shame
How I learned to love the bomb
Inherit the Wind
The Tempest
The Dirty Dozen
Sink the Bismark!
The Poseidon
The Darkest Hour
The Descendents
Game of Thrones
Ghost in the Shell
The Departed
Memento
Howl’s Moving Castle
Ace in the Hole
The Thing
Black Rain
Rosemary’s Baby
The Bad Seed
King Kong
Shooter
The Shootist
Blazing Saddles
Giant
Little Big Man
OK, that was nice, now let’s try it the other way round: Describe your last poop by using a perfectly believable title for THE next hollywood blockbuster!
“Barry Dingel and the great white porcelain throne”
Because funny enough 14% of the svedes were born somewhere else, 75% of the svedes speak English fluently and some of the svedes may have friends in other countries?
Revenge of the S**t
The Phantom Men’s Room
The Empire Strikes Crap
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Porcelain Bowl
I could go on for hours with these, but I won’t.
“Touch of Evil”
“Children of the Corn” (at dinner the previous night)
“Panic Room”
“Hitler: The Last Ten Days” (messy, but what a relief when it was over)
“Look Who’s Talking!”
“Reds”
“Chocolat”
I thought that Grease was terrible but was dragged along to the live show by my musical theatre loving wife and daughter. The stage show is brilliant. This should be a lesson to all who hate a film version of a stage show.
Let’s take this to the next level, shall we?
…
Naked Came the Stranger
Busty Loads
Squealer
Island Fever
Bend Over Boyfriend
Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes
Buttman and Rocco Go To Montreal
Fade To Black
I Like to Watch
1 Night in Paris
…
ok, now you go!
taking jokes from 4chan and posting them on facebook so your friends think you’re cool and witty, then screencapping the status and putting it on failblog
Push
Still Waiting…
Cool Runnings
Hot Fuzz
Blow
Brokeback Mountain
Lord of the Flies
127 Hours
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Milk
Brown Sugar
Tropic Thunder
I am Legend
Black Dynamite
Rocky
Rope
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3
Deuces Wild
Collateral Damage
From Hell
Hot Shots
Red Water
Harry Brown
The Phantom Menace
Failure to Launch
Little Monsters
The Nutty Professor
Stuck on You
Squirm
Touch of Satan
Eegah!
The Pursuit of Happiness
Sloppy Seconds
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
St Elmo’s Fire
The Watering Hole
Scent of a Woman
Land Before Time #’s 3, 4, 6, 7, 9-12
…I think I might be enjoying this a little too much
Apocalypse Now
I aksed my Grandmother this question, she responded “Great Expectations”
Black Friday
The Enemy Inside
Shaft
Moonraker
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Anonymus
Elvis Has Left the Building
Gone in 60 Seconds
Flubber
…what, all those at once? Or consecutively?
Obviously Black Friday was on Friday
The Green Mile
rofl
The Big Lebowski
There Will Be Blood
The Sting
Gone With the Wind
Take Shelter
And about a thousand others.
The Longest Yard
8 Mile!
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban…. really any title works here
Mission Impossible
there will be blood
Beat me to it!
Inception
gone with the wind
into the wild
The Hangover
twins
Groundhogs Day
the blob
Another 48 Hours
Mother Load
Hot Fuzz
Waiting to Exhale
That Thing You Do!
A Cry in the Dark
Alien vs Predator
Children of the Corn
Also, this is a win
28 Days Later
Cowboys and Aliens
Brokeback Mountain
Jacky Brown
the great escape
28 Days Later
Not a Movie, TV: Mrs Brown’s Boys
The Departed
Fright Night
The Holy Grail
“I fa’art in your general direction!”
Now go away or I shall taunt you a 2nd time! BTW my movie was inception plus pokemon the first movie!
Up…
o.0
Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster
Pulp Fiction
Batman begins
Seven pounds.
That’s 2.3 Courics!
Harr harr.
Tis a sad man who lists 28 Grams.
Any Which Way but Loose
Midnight Run
Big Fish
Bloodsport
The Condemned
Damage
First Blood Part II
I Am Legend
The Incredible Huld
A Nightmare On Elm Street
The Punisher
Unbreakable
Unleashed
Until Death
The Hurt Locker
THE DARK KNIGHT
The Whole Nine Yards.
Psycho
Like Water For Chocolate
Nice! That sir, is a WIN!!!
Help!
Scream!
Nah, that one isn’t very good…
The Last Airbender
8 Heads in a Duffle Bag
Fire Down Below
Son of Frankenstein
little red riding hood
Apollo 13
Monsters Inc.
Operation: Dumbo Drop
Twilight. It was s**t.
This is a win.
Enough
The Quick & The Dead
True Grit
The Great Escape
Popeye
Flushed Away
127 hours
The Departed
Black Hawk Down
Hollow Man
30 Minutes or Less
Snatch
Some Like it Hot
Lady In The Water
black swan
paranormal activity
ha, it’s a floater
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Passion of the Christ.
The Great Gatsby
Mr Popper’s Penguins.
(‘Jim Carrey has a bunch of turds in his apartment’)
cloudy with a chance of meatballs
ROFL
LOL epic!
Sideways. ( ; º _ º )
Home Alone
Misery
The Fountain
Children of Men
Everything Must Go
The Fall
The Killer Inside Me
Heat
Shame
How I learned to love the bomb
Inherit the Wind
The Tempest
The Dirty Dozen
Sink the Bismark!
The Poseidon
The Darkest Hour
The Descendents
Game of Thrones
Ghost in the Shell
The Departed
Memento
Howl’s Moving Castle
Ace in the Hole
The Thing
Black Rain
Rosemary’s Baby
The Bad Seed
King Kong
Shooter
The Shootist
Blazing Saddles
Giant
Little Big Man
BIG Surprised it took me that long to get it.
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
The Sitter
The Devil Inside
Joyful Noise
I smell a hollywood conspiracy
Black Rain… ahhh, how can i get this picture out of my head?
But you forgot Triumph of the Will.
Enemy at the Gates
OK, that was nice, now let’s try it the other way round: Describe your last poop by using a perfectly believable title for THE next hollywood blockbuster!
“Barry Dingel and the great white porcelain throne”
(It´s more fun in a foreign language i guess…;)
“The Four Flush”
Log Jammin
^we have a winner!
That’s why they sent me. I am expert
The Final Countdown
Everyone else named off the good ones lol
some kind of wonderful
Deep Impact, visit whoisthemadness.com for more
How come this isn’t here yet?
The Rock
The Core
Close Call.
Something Wicked This Way Come.
The Day The Earth Stood Still.
Rocky.
Beastly.
Hope Floats
The Unsinkable Molly Brown
Sweet Smell of Success
Deliverance
Super 8
Winnie the Poo(h)
The Toxic Avenger.
Why are all of the comments in English when his page is in Swedish? It says “gilla” for like and “sedan” for since under all of the comments…
Because funny enough 14% of the svedes were born somewhere else, 75% of the svedes speak English fluently and some of the svedes may have friends in other countries?
Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns
Also Twilight was a real piece of sh*t…
88 Minutes
16 Blocks
The Force of One
Cliffhanger
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Million Dollar Baby
The Grinch
The Remains of the Day
The Human Centipede
30 days of night
Some like it hot~
The Thing
Volcano
Without a Trace
Max Keeble’s Big Move(ment)
Rockadoodle
“Oops!”
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Apocalypto
The Fan
Chocolat
Blood and Chocolate
The Smell of Success
Two Girls One Cup?
Anaconda
Haha!
Paranormal Blacktivities
Paranormal Activity
Rosemary’s Baby
No Strings Attached
A Madea Christmas
Back fire
ROCKY
8 mile XD
The Departed
Also: Some Kind of Monster
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Revenge of the S**t
The Phantom Men’s Room
The Empire Strikes Crap
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Porcelain Bowl
I could go on for hours with these, but I won’t.
This is Spinal Tap!
Twilight
also the shining cause I accidentally swallowed a quarter
Harry potter and the philosopher’s stone
Invasion of the Swamp Monster!
The Great Expectation.
*I’m constipated
Say, that is good news!
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
blood and chocolate?
All these answers? This guy must…like…have friends and s**t.
The Squeeze
The Big Easy
Another Fine Mess
Bloody Sunday
The Neverending Story
The final destination
The Thing
Wild Hogs
Porky’s
Porky’s II: The Next Day
POrky’s Revenge
Meatballs
Meatballs Part II
Meatballs III: Summer Job
Meatballs 4 (this one stinks bad, it’s with Corey Feldman)
also Night Shift
Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder
The Italian Job
The Shooter
The Happening
IT
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
You’ve Got Mail
and don’t forget Sleepless in Seattle
Monster in the Closet (it’s with Fergie and Paul Walker when they were little snotty f**ks)
Footloose, the remake
Goldeneye
Bridget Johnes’ Diary
and any movie that has the word “diary” in the title.
The Men Who Stare at Goats
I Am Number Four
also Murder By Numbers
The Dead Pool
TRON
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Terminator 3: Rise of the machines
Terminator Salvation
Major League
“Touch of Evil”
“Children of the Corn” (at dinner the previous night)
“Panic Room”
“Hitler: The Last Ten Days” (messy, but what a relief when it was over)
“Look Who’s Talking!”
“Reds”
“Chocolat”
and of course, “Deliverance.”
Shrek
The Hulk
Flubber
the green mile
I thought ninjas were fast. I posted this one yesterday.
Up in the air
I thought that Grease was terrible but was dragged along to the live show by my musical theatre loving wife and daughter. The stage show is brilliant. This should be a lesson to all who hate a film version of a stage show.
omg, that is hilarious XD.
American Psycho
8 Mile
Return of the King
Twister
HellBoy
Moonraker
Goldfinger
Thunderball
Live and let Die
From Russia with Love
Die Another Day
Steamboat Bill Jr.
Eyes Wide Shut
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Eat Pray Love
This Is It
Pitch Black
Doom
Gone With the Wind
The Descent
beat me to it…
A Dangerous Method
Waiting…
Ooook, so this was a real crapfest…
i guess we’re all out of titles? no?
Let’s take this to the next level, shall we?
…
Naked Came the Stranger
Busty Loads
Squealer
Island Fever
Bend Over Boyfriend
Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes
Buttman and Rocco Go To Montreal
Fade To Black
I Like to Watch
1 Night in Paris
…
ok, now you go!
TITANIC
It was so big when it hit the porcelain ‘berg’ it cracked in half and sank to the bottom with most of its passengers.
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Sister Act
The Untouchables
The Color of Money
Splash
Backdraft
Sudden Impact
The Green Mile
Red October – It breached!
The Stool Pigeon
Big
The exorcist – remember when she pukes that green stuff? well…
True Grit
The Muppets.
The Dirty Dozen
9 ½ Weeks
Das Boot
Armageddon
Titanic
The Rock
Carrie
Nightmare on Elm Street
Pale Rider
Big
Much Ado About Nothing
Inglorious Basturds
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
While You Were Sleeping
HA!!
Yellow Submarine
Push
Still Waiting…
Cool Runnings
Hot Fuzz
Blow
Brokeback Mountain
Lord of the Flies
127 Hours
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Milk
Brown Sugar
Tropic Thunder
I am Legend
Black Dynamite
Rocky
Rope
SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES
WIN!!!
Nick, you are a hero. Congrats on the best title
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3
The Secret of the Ooze
twilight ( on the looks of it)
Winnie the Pooh
Meet Joe Black xD
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
How did no one mention star wars yet??
Rocky
Happy Feet Two in 3D
The Good the bad and the ugly
American Beauty
Unforgiven
The Sting
The Great Escape
Black Swan
Rope
Fanny and Alexander
The Elephant Man
Man on Fire
In Her Shoes
Children of the Corn
Deuces Wild
Collateral Damage
From Hell
Hot Shots
Red Water
Harry Brown
The Phantom Menace
Failure to Launch
Little Monsters
The Nutty Professor
Stuck on You
Squirm
Touch of Satan
Eegah!
The Pursuit of Happiness
Sloppy Seconds
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
St Elmo’s Fire
The Watering Hole
Scent of a Woman
Land Before Time #’s 3, 4, 6, 7, 9-12
…I think I might be enjoying this a little too much
Eat Pray Love
Cool Runnings
Anaconda
disaster movie
the punisher
the bone collector
terminator
the ring
2012
Raging Bull