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1. victo says:

   October 28, 2011 at 12:01 pm

   Macavity’s a mystery cat, he’s called the HIDDEN PAW ………….
   For he’s a master criminal who can defy THE LAWWWWWWWWWWWW

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   • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese&Fish the Penguin says:

     October 28, 2011 at 12:05 pm

     You should buy loads of cats and become the cat woman from the Simpsons.

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     • victo says:

       October 28, 2011 at 12:07 pm

       I’m tossing in a bit from a song in ”Cats” the musical.

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       • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese&Fish the Penguin says:

         October 28, 2011 at 12:11 pm

         You should be on broadway

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         • AllGreatAllTheTime says:

           October 28, 2011 at 12:54 pm

           Victo would make a great broad on broadway!

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           • victo says:

             October 28, 2011 at 6:00 pm

             *sends AllGreat free tickets*

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             • AllGreatAllTheTime says:

               October 29, 2011 at 12:46 pm

               OOOH Great!
               *buys plane tickets*

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       • Susan DeWeese says:

         October 28, 2011 at 12:11 pm

         Ai lurves dat meowsical, tew, victo!

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       • smoggie says:

         October 28, 2011 at 12:16 pm

         Saw it in London……it was still cack

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   • smoggie says:

     October 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm

     I lurve kittehs but that musical was complete cack

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2. smoggie says:

   October 28, 2011 at 12:02 pm

   hahahahahaah cat burglars hahahahahaahah

   i need to lay down

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3. victo says:

   October 28, 2011 at 12:03 pm

   FYI : I own the model on the right and the black and white model of the creature on the left.

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   • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese&Fish the Penguin says:

     October 28, 2011 at 12:05 pm

     You’d be a really nice cat lady.

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     • victo says:

       October 28, 2011 at 12:06 pm

       Only 99 cats to go!

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       • Prince of Dimness says:

         October 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm

         my cats would not let a burglar get away. they’d feast upon his testicles, and have his larynx for dessert.

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       • zzzzzzzz says:

         October 28, 2011 at 1:03 pm

         *begins shipping stray cats to Victo*

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         • victo says:

           October 28, 2011 at 6:09 pm

           Bewarned, dear ‘z’, Canada post is s….l….o…..w…..

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           • Avis: Goddess of Funny, voice of reason and wielder of the shellacked mackerel says:

             October 28, 2011 at 6:11 pm

             Puts an interesting twist on Shroedingers cat , now doesn’t it?

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             • victo says:

               October 28, 2011 at 6:14 pm

               Maybe that happened in my area
               (Better these days? )

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4. smoggie says:

   October 28, 2011 at 12:05 pm

   I know these cats and they aren’t crimmimininininals

   I’ll be seeing my solicitor

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   • victo says:

     October 28, 2011 at 12:08 pm

     Take my cats…..
     FLEAS !!!!

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     • Noconspiracy says:

       October 28, 2011 at 12:47 pm

       Haven’t gotten over those nervous ticks have you?

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       • zzzzzzzz says:

         October 28, 2011 at 12:57 pm

         *squirts Frontline down neck*

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         • Noconspiracy says:

           October 28, 2011 at 1:06 pm

           Hey this is a
           *ZZZZZZT*

            bark collar 

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           • zzzzzzzz says:

             October 28, 2011 at 1:38 pm

             *offers “down” command to nocon*

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5. ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:

   October 28, 2011 at 12:08 pm

   Oh how purrrfect! These criminals pawsed for pictures!

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   • ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:

     October 28, 2011 at 12:25 pm

     Yes they do, but they haven’t heard about PETA’s lawsuit against SeaWorld yet.

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     • ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:

       October 28, 2011 at 12:58 pm

       You haven’t? Someone at PETA was practicing their reading skills and noticed the 13th amendment against slavery didn’t mention the word “human”. It won’t take long for them to notice that omission throughout the document.

       http://articles.cnn.com/2011-10-26/justice/justice_killer-whale-lawsuit_1_killer-whales-orcinus-sea-world-trainers?_s=PM:JUSTICE

       I’ve tried helping the kittehs out by drawing masks on them with permanent marker, but I can’t figure out how to keep the masks on them when I scroll the page.

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       • zzzzzzzz says:

         October 28, 2011 at 2:00 pm

         ZA, I just glued little masks all over the monitor. It works, sometimes…

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     • zzzzzzzz says:

       October 28, 2011 at 1:02 pm

       Mod Police!

       I said it sounds like they aren’t pus$y footin around!

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6. Noconspiracy says:

   October 28, 2011 at 12:51 pm

   I haven’t been feline good. I’ll just take a cat nap.

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   • Noconspiracy says:

     October 28, 2011 at 12:59 pm

     *muffled*
     I can’t breathe!

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     • Noconspiracy says:

       October 28, 2011 at 1:08 pm

       Much appreciated.

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7. Beo says:

   October 28, 2011 at 1:09 pm

   -Hes have a claw!
   -FREEZE!

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8. StolenMonkey86 says:

   October 28, 2011 at 9:33 pm

   Hand ofer teh Cheezburgers n no 1 getz hurtz.

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9. Z says:

   October 30, 2011 at 9:35 am

   Ooooooh, those looks like some BAD cats- ya dig?

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10. toxicsauc says:

    October 30, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    the 4 line nicks are very annoying

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11. Jiko Kinsoku says:

    October 31, 2011 at 9:41 am

    …And nobody made a joke about “Cat Burglars”?

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