Actually, moron, there are legit reasons to use ask.
For example, they’re the only one who gets rid of ALL your search info (after 6 months), AND doesn’t sell it to third parties.
But hey, if you’re satisfied with Google’s promise to “partially anonymize” your searches after a full year, use them. Just don’t blame someone else for knowing more than you do.
And you use bing if you want to get to microsofts homepage. In any case, Google is still better and at least google is smart enough to capatalize on the info.
What question were you even looking for when you typed that in? Fails are supposed to be found by running across them during your average day, not by forcefeeding half-sentences into a search engine until you come up with something you delusionally think is acceptable to post on failblog.
Of course, it might have been the start of “Is a catchatorie meal suitable for a barbecue?” but the third word was typed slowly because the poster wasn’t sure about the spelling (and got it wrong anyway).
Perhaps this question comes from a deeper wish to understand life and death and the general meaning of Being on a philosophical and / or religious level …?
That questions are so disturbingly dumb !
“Is a cat smarter than a dog ?” – “Not sure, but the cat is obviously smarter than the one who asks a search engine on that !”
No. It’s an animal. derp.
and i thought it’s an animal…
Wait, are you telling me that a cat is an animal?
Is there a test on this later?
*writes ‘cat=animal’ on hand*
Wait – an animal is a cat?
That is some great breakthrough in science or something, right?
Typing a question in a search engine is already a fail
No it isn’t. google knows everything. You must be a real n00b internet user.
This is Ask however. That’s pretty n00b.
This.
Actually, moron, there are legit reasons to use ask.
For example, they’re the only one who gets rid of ALL your search info (after 6 months), AND doesn’t sell it to third parties.
But hey, if you’re satisfied with Google’s promise to “partially anonymize” your searches after a full year, use them. Just don’t blame someone else for knowing more than you do.
And you use bing if you want to get to microsofts homepage. In any case, Google is still better and at least google is smart enough to capatalize on the info.
What question were you even looking for when you typed that in? Fails are supposed to be found by running across them during your average day, not by forcefeeding half-sentences into a search engine until you come up with something you delusionally think is acceptable to post on failblog.
Of course, it might have been the start of “Is a catchatorie meal suitable for a barbecue?” but the third word was typed slowly because the poster wasn’t sure about the spelling (and got it wrong anyway).
But I’m in a charitable mood right now.
+1
Did nobody notice the question if a cat scan or a ct scan is the same?
o.O
As most people aren’t amateur radiologists, it seems like a reasonable question.
^this^
cats are not animals… more incarnate demons…
As the ancient Egyptians found out, much to their eternal horror…
is a cat a cat ?
No, it’s a cat
i thought it’s a cat.
I think the biggest fail here is that it was a search on Ask.
Perhaps this question comes from a deeper wish to understand life and death and the general meaning of Being on a philosophical and / or religious level …?
No.
+1 again
That questions are so disturbingly dumb !
“Is a cat smarter than a dog ?” – “Not sure, but the cat is obviously smarter than the one who asks a search engine on that !”
I can’t believe I read “Mammal” as “Microwave”
I thought I was gonna say “dooable”
WTF so isn’t cat a mashine?
Of course cats aren’t animals. They are actually hyper inteligent aliens. Didn’t you ever read Catalyst?
No. Cat’s aren’t animals. They’re mammals.
That puts them in the same genus as ninjas. See? I know my taxidermy real good!
The fail is that he’s using Ask.
Yes, a cat is an animal. Interestingly enough, though, a frog is not.