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  1. Those kind of fails are just..unexplainable.

    • Hoss says:

      What do u mean?

      • Jibble says:

        Well, you know… like when a momma bear and a daddy bear fall in love, and then the murphy eye on you no ringy gel. Something like that.

        • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese&Fish the Penguin says:

          Have you been perma banned from Failbook and so now are forced to mingle with us? Haha, sucks to be you. But no, welcome.

          • AllGreatAllTheTime says:

            Jibble is a great guy and is always welcome here! :D

            • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese&Fish the Penguin says:

              I can’t stop looking at his DP though. It didn’t matter when he was on Failbook coz’ I hardly ever looked at the comments. Oh well, I’ll make do. Prehaps we should bake him a cake as a welcome gift?

              • Jibble says:

                My name itself was banned. You utter my name and you go into moderation. I believe it happened because I asked if Aaron, who runs the site, could produce a list of rules for those commenting to avoid being banned or going into moderation. I guess that was insulting and thus, here I am. Usually they ban by IP, but this one is ban by name. Kind of funny.

                As you can tell by my girth, I would LOVE a cake (or three).

                • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese&Fish the Penguin says:

                  Since you are Jibble and have been treated illy by the Demons *cough* moderators, I will bake you those cakes. I had the same problem on a chatroom many years ago when I first discovered the internet. The moderator had it out for me and just logging on in my name caused an instant 24-hour ban. There was no point in changing my name because that’s what I was in the internet world.

                • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese&Fish the Penguin says:

                  Since you are Jibble and have been treated illy by the Demons *cough* moderators, I will bake you those cakes. I had the same problem on a chatroom many years ago when I f!rst discovered the internet. The moderator had it out for me and just logging on in my name caused an instant 24-hour ban. There was no point in changing my name because that’s what I was in the internet world.

                • Gert says:

                  Sounds similar to a mistake I once made in asking a moderator to give me a direct answer to a vague reason as to why she screwed me over on an RP. I had 48 hours to reply but she changed it up in 24 because she didn’t think I was going to answer.

                  Oh well, it was a pretty lame RP anyways.

                  LOL @ your whole name being band though dude. That’s just epic!

              • AllGreatAllTheTime says:

                Yes! Let’s bake him a great cake! ;)

    • Bunky says:

      Unless the top one is a reference to programming.

  2. ice cream says:

    confusing

  3. cookiethief says:

    how many fails can you have in one picture?

  4. ... says:

    This place looks awesome!

    awesome = good
    good = meh
    meh = bad
    bad = stupid

  5. spikepage says:

    All I can think of to rationalize the first picture is that maybe the first scoopful of ice cream used to pack the cone full isn’t counted as an actual scoop…? Having been to certain trendy hippie overpriced ice cream shoppes that give you an empty cone crowned with one hollow scoop of Chunky Munky, I can tell you firsthand that I appreciate honesty where my frozen sweets are concerned.

    As for the second picture, you can about bet that ain’t Ben & Jerry’s.

  6. BasementBongo says:

    WHY IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE???

    • SirCannonFodder says:

      It’s probably another country that uses dollars, such as Canada, New Zealand, or Australia. $2.25 sounds about right for a single scoop in Australia.

      • bobsyeruncle says:

        If I’m right, it’s Tickleberry’s in Okanagan Falls, BC, Canada. Awesome ice cream, and the scoops are huge. If it’s not Tickleberry’s it still sounds like Canadian prices.

        • chillipepperc says:

          It’s the Shell gas station in Sooke, B.C., Canada which is on Vancouver Island near Victoria (south end). They give out huge scoops of ice cream, so I guess the girls wanted to advertise it this way!

  7. dis1guy says:

    Scoop ALL the icecream!!

  8. Failmaster says:

    Sooo… if I order child size I get 3 scoops, right?
    child size = 1 scoop = 2 scoops = 3 scoops –> child size = 3 scoops

  9. The cone on the right looks like he is wearing a little hat.

  10. goldcat99 says:

    um more like epic win more icecrem for the same amount of money

  11. Pipcard says:

    Transitive property!

  12. Hapster says:

    Actually, it seems more like an advertising WIN. No matter how many you want you always pay for all 3

  13. Wizzleteats says:

    I JUST WANT A DAMN ICE CREAM CONE

  14. Allison says:

    The sign is missing something. It should also say:

    0 Scoop = $0

  15. Bob-H says:

    So the 6-scoop cone costs the same as the 2-scoop, because
    1 scoop = 2 scoops
    2 scoops = 3 scoops
    3 scoops = 4 scoops
    4 scoops = 5 scoops
    and therefore
    5 scoops = 6 scoops!

  16. cross_bearer_02 says:

    for(int s = 0; s 1)
    price = (ice_cream_cone.NumScoops – 1) * 2.25
    else
    price = 0.0

    return price

  17. forgetfulmatt says:

    Wow, thats stupid. I wonder what would happen if you brought a robot in there XD

    Also, Ice cream is getting expensive now a days. I paid 7 Canadian dollars for a double scoop waffle cone, then again it was black forest cake flavor

  18. Coogan says:

    As best I can figure, in the first pic they are saying child size IS 1 scoop, therefore 1 scoop is really 2 scoops, 2 scoops is really 3 scoops. And no I didn’t make the sign but I can see how the person making it would think that way.

  19. Rob of the Funk says:

    A zeroth scoop gets packed into the cone. The “1 scoop” goes on top of that, so you’re actually getting 2 scoops of ice cream. This is neither transitive nor confusing.

    • FishDawg says:

      Oh, and a cone is $0.50…and a single cone is $3.50. Oh, and a double cone is also $3.50. Yup, nothing confusing about that.

  20. starshroom says:

    This is hilarious! I’ll have one scoop=two scoops please :)

  21. SteveL says:

    “Wymer, it’s perfectly simple”.

  22. jason says:

    *beep, beep* “Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not com-” *explodes*

  23. joman says:

    Single cone = Double Cone. You can’t explain that.


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