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It is to laugh… and to cry.
Gotta love that government education
them meateors r soo boring, its bull sh** theys tryin 2 kil us. dis life sucks, why does me have too learn sumtin? wow, 2happy that me can type!
That is great! Keep at it, bro – practice makes perfect!
The meatier Meteor… Meateor!
There is a cat treat commercial that says the treats have a “meatier” inside, to which I apparently (according to wife) always quip, “How can a cat eat a meteor?” and then laugh myself silly. Apparently this is usually after several Canadian beer.
The greater meteor!
What does government education have to do with this?
Whitney was not influenced by it one bit.
She’s been ignoring government education so she can spend all her time on FB! WYSIWYG.
What makes you think she’s in a government school? Sounds more like some fundamentalist voucher/charter school nimnull to me.
fukin hell i’m literally crying here loool
reposted for the 5th(?) time now… applause, applause, applause
Does Whitney by any chance live in a place called Teesdale in Scarborough, Canada?
I teach writing in college and I LOVE this. Gives me a great “Don’t do this” moment for class.
Whitney reminds me of Jillian in Family Guy.
The sad thing is she would probably reply with “omg lol thx i <3 her xoxoxoxoxo "
I don’t know whether to laugh or say “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”!
Both
Surely you mean “Armageddon outta here!”
Well played, sir. Very well played.
slow clap
*meat*eor I think she was talking about an altogether different subject.
Could it be… a meteor made of bacon?
Wow, that makes a great picture in my head
The secret origins of Wendy’s Baconator?
I’d die happy
That is Trolling at its finest.
I agree. Why isn’t this on Art of Trolling yet?
If this is legit, I would love to see the paper she got an F on.
If she was smart enough to do some research on the subject (which I presume she wasn’t) and the essai was well written (which I presume it wasn’t) I, as a teacher, would grade for effort, although deducting points for sheer idiocy.
Were I the teacher and this a sample of her typical writing, I would care far less about what she wrote on and grade solely on her ability to write something resembling decent English.
This
Is
Sparta!
I can top that. If I were the teacher and this were her typical writing, I’d be willing to settle for something written in fluent Engrish.
At least it’d be an entertaining read.
Essai? Is that a French essay?
I’m sincerely sorry for that, I noticed that mistake after sending the post (would love to have an edit function, at least until someone replys to your post). Since neither my first second or third language is english, I hope anyone can understand this mishap.
Yes, I know it’s English, and although I understand how my first post may be misunderstood, I’m not a teacher. I was simply inferring that, if I were a teacher and the essay is well researched and written I would give points for effort but still deduct points for not noticing that this particular incident never actually happened.
replies*
“I, as a teacher, would grade for effort,”
And there is te problem with the american education
It’s okay to be stupid as long as you try being stupid!
So glad I left that place…
If u wuz mi teecher ide wanna no wye i cant ryte proper yet.
I agree. Did she actually include that stuff?
there no drama about the F she got, with that display of talent, she will be mostly working in something she won’t be needing any talent, wisdom, orthography skills………. or clothes
You know, that story would make a GREAT movie!
…………………..it is a movie. Go watch Armageddon.
Or better yet, don’t.
Thanks, anti-joke chicken.
Hmm a troll within a troll perhaps? Anyone want to tackle the third level from total Incraption? Deception? Perception? Conception?
trollception!!!
He knows that, dumbass.
Must not watch movies often. ‘w’
oh but I will bet anything she goes to movie theaters quite a lot, just always on the last row, and concentrating sucking the occasional d1ck, so she cannot pay any attention to the screen……. you know, multitasking does not seem to be a strong point for this one
Or she’s 12. And doesn’t know any movies from before 2004, Such as The Lion King, Armageddon, The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
She can not be that stupid. Talk about shouldn’t have kids. Yikes!
Married… With Children did it..
Kelly is writing a report for school and Bud helps her by reciting the intro to Gilligan’s island in a dramatic fashion.
‘shopped. look at jon’s first reply then look at the rest. that one is less fuzzy than the rest.
Thanks Patrick. OK, everybody, you are not going to believe this one, but I am standing in the middle of a burger rain. You may have seen a meteor shower, but you’ve never seen a shower “meatier” than this. For a town stuck eating sardines, this is totally manna from heaven.
The movie, though having almost nothing to do with the book, was nevertheless entertaining.
Well played.
In other news, the word ‘gullible’ has been taken out of the English dictionary.
What do you mean? I jsut looked it up and it’s still in the dict…Ohh i c wut u did thar
just*
Great thing you corrected yourself, otherwise I wouldn’t have a clue waht you were talking about.
what*
At least she won’t get a poor grade for using a movie plot in a factual report. I doubt that Whitney can write well enough for the teacher to recognize the plot.
or anything she writes …….. at all!
stupid facebook idiot
Yiippy-Kay-Yay…
Teaching Females Science — like teaching rocks to tap-dance.
The posessed rock in my garden would like a word with you…
And the point goes to I_am_behind_you
I can understand that you have had difficulty teaching science to females! It just never works at all, does it, because they always know more about it than you do, and they just start giving you that super skeptical look and then they walk away. So irritating!! The worst are those female PhDs, just don’t even TRY with them.
In case you haven’t realized, you just contributed to hist point on female stupidity, since you most likely are female and just got TROLLED big time.
Thank you Jon and Trey !!! Thank you whitney for being a duns!!
*dunce
I was watching something on TV about this guy named Hitler … Somebody should stop him!
If I were a teacher trying to insult someone’s post, I would definitely make sure I knew how to spell “essay” so I didn’t look like a complete douche. Fail…
…and I would learn how to use the Reply button…
I really, REALLY hope that when the teacher grades this, he/she draws the face/palm guy in red on all the pages!
…
You mean Picard? Only Failbook would require the use of a Picard facepalm, when responding to a post about the Picard facepalm.
I hope her next essay is about the alien invasion of 1996 when New York, Los Angeles, and the White House were destroyed. Her story can be about how we sent two brave men into outer space in an old space ship from the 1940′s, and when the President flew a fighter jet into battle.
…and how they were taken down by a virus written on a Mac!
no.
Oh Yes!
And then they all smoked cigars!
We are soooooooooooo screwed if Whitney is representative of the future thinkers of this world. The movie “Idocracy” seems to be coming true.
Idiocracy was one of those sci-fi movies that miscalculated the future so very badly.
It predicted a world (or nation?) where only idiots would still remain after 500 years.
It only took 5.
Idiocracy…dang it, where did my “i” go?
The current Congress are reps of future thinkers. That’s what money buys: who can be bought but not who could do the best job.
thats so mean in the best kinda way
*”NASA and the US government were” not “NASA and The US government was”
stupid government education
That’s what you get for not having a marked subjunctive.
And both are correct, but “was” is only acceptable on informal speech.
It is great, simply amazing!
Would love to know what happened next. Is there a sequel?
Not for the movie though!
Whitney Palin?
+1
why is this not on art of trolling?
EXACTLY!
I dont think this is a FAIL, I think its actually a WIN for Jon!
So is a “meateor” a meteor that’s made of meat? Should be nicely seared during reentry, just fill up some firetrucks with barbecue sauce.
It’s actually just entry, since the meteor or “meateor” had not previously entered Earth’s atmosphere.
That’s *your* story…
In 1997, in an effort to solve world hunger, project BIGPIG (Benevolent Infusion of Genetic Potential Influencing Growth) had reached the point where the first porcine subject had grown to the size of texas. Cooking said beast to feed the world would be a herculean task to say the least, so the subject was launched in an non-standard orbit around the sun to slow roast the meat. The trajectory was intended to bring the “meateor” near to earth again 15 months later to be carved and distributed (another herculean task). However, due to a rounding error, the very next year the meateor was heading directly towards earth. By drilling and blowing up the meateor, not only was the planet saved, but it solved the carving and distribution problem.
Thus, re-entry is the correct term
Bacon for all!
I want to hang out with you, Puppet String Holder.
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As a matter of fact it is not even a “meteor” we’re talking about here. The object is called a “meteoroid”. A meteor is the visible path of a meteoroid through our atmosphere. (Also known as shooting or falling star).
Btw: Don’t confuse meteoroid with meteorite, the latter is what we call the remains of a meteoroid after impact on the earth (if any).
Hey, get of my ass…teroid!
Oh I weep for humanity!
I weep for kids today who can’t even form a sentence. It’s going to take that girl months to finish that 1000 word essay.
apparently Whitney’s theme song is “Missed a few things”…Aerosmith is so disappointed
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