I wasn’t there, but what I suspect happened is that whatever fuel he was spitting (Everclear, maybe?) dribbled around his face while he was spitting. The fuel on his face then caught fire. Extinguished quickly enough, his face probably didn’t suffer much damage at all (though he might not need to shave for a day or two).
I heard a radio show comedian once describe Edward James Almos’ face as looking like it had been on fire, and that someone had put out the fire with a pick-axe. It’s too bad nobody tried that with this Darwinian specimen.
That’s hot!!!
That’s great!!!
That’s far too funny!
That blows!
That’s smoking!
That’s what happens when you don’t wash your face.
Well… that andh being a total dumbass who doesn’t respect fire.
Still wondering why Alien beings from outerspace still avoid to establish contact with mankind?…
That’s right.
That’s greatly humorous!
Holy crud – he set his FACE on fire?
Nothing like a nice trip to the burn ward to liven up a weekend…
I wasn’t there, but what I suspect happened is that whatever fuel he was spitting (Everclear, maybe?) dribbled around his face while he was spitting. The fuel on his face then caught fire. Extinguished quickly enough, his face probably didn’t suffer much damage at all (though he might not need to shave for a day or two).
Strange but true: My name is also Brian.
Are you the other guy in “The life of Brian”?
He’s Brian and so is his wife.
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
Ditto for me.
bye eyebrows, nice to meet you…
meet > met #english fail
are you talking to yourself?
Correction fail. “to have met” would be the best fit for your original sentence.
“It was nice knowing you” would be even better.
The best version would go like, “Hello, Community College? Yes, I’d like to enroll in your remedial Engrish course, post-haste!”
obviously photoshopped. look at all the extra pixels.
Quick! Punch him in the face to put the fire off!
spray him in the face with whatever fuel he was playing with….. he deserves!
the guy in the white shorts was dry humping
I heard a radio show comedian once describe Edward James Almos’ face as looking like it had been on fire, and that someone had put out the fire with a pick-axe. It’s too bad nobody tried that with this Darwinian specimen.
Lols
Quickly, smother him!
Oh my GOURD!
(Are you telling me that’s not worth twenty shekels?)
He must be Dylan because he spits hot fire.
lol?
Did that chick yell “OH MY GOD, KENNY!!!”, or was it just me?
This is why fire eaters only do smaller bursts.
“…..and this is him 5 minutes later, with 3rd degree burns to his face…..”
On the plus side, any tarter buildup he might’ve had is now GONE.
Charlie Sheen?
Flame on!
The guy in the white shorts took the opportunity to dry hump the guy as he was trying to extinguish his face!