I was babysitting this 8 year old and he stared at my hair for like.. 3 minutes straight until I finally asked him what was wrong. He said “Your hair is red, right?” to which I replied “Yeah, but it’s dyed. I’m not a real red-head, I’m actually a brunette.”
“So, you changed your hair color *to* red?”, he asked me.
Me: “Yeeaah… Why do you ask…?”
He went silent for a moment and then said “So.. you *used* to have a soul and then you just gave it up? Why would somebody do that…?” And then he just walked off into the living room.
I stood there like paralyzed and then just burst out laughing ’cause it was actually pretty damn hilarious!
Is this a run-down of a modern teenagers average day ? How pathetic. .. I’m bored , my boyfriend fingers my ipod, ginger bites me , ipod is disabled / in water / broken / turned evil / loves my boyfriend back and they are getting married in the spring.
Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr just cuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:
You’re pretty much screwed at that point. The Ginger virus kills off all white blood cells in 15 seconds and devours the soul in 72 seconds. I know. I am one. HAHAHAHAAAAA
1-Aposgize to the kid for whatever YOU did that angered them to the point he or she bite you. *grrrrr*
2-Go the hospitable because any bite from a human that brakes the skin can lead to harmful illnesses. (No joke)
3-Leave gingers aloooone or we may turn you into one!!!*
*Redheads are not really angry-vampire-like mythical cheaters that have the power to turn non-redheads into redheads (unless they are a hair stylist). And yes we do have souls
…..you learn to stay away from goats.
Haha! Red goats are the greatest!
(Superfluous underscore in my name) Most agreeable.
yes Mr Klingon.
You just killed my buzz again. Great.
Get the antidote! Quick!!
I’m a ginger. I don’t bite though. I do have a friend’s child absolutely convinced that redheads are really vampires though.
That’s funny!
I was babysitting this 8 year old and he stared at my hair for like.. 3 minutes straight until I finally asked him what was wrong. He said “Your hair is red, right?” to which I replied “Yeah, but it’s dyed. I’m not a real red-head, I’m actually a brunette.”
“So, you changed your hair color *to* red?”, he asked me.
Me: “Yeeaah… Why do you ask…?”
He went silent for a moment and then said “So.. you *used* to have a soul and then you just gave it up? Why would somebody do that…?” And then he just walked off into the living room.
I stood there like paralyzed and then just burst out laughing ’cause it was actually pretty damn hilarious!
I’m more concerned with the second result.
I know,right?!
ME TOO!
It’s messed up that these ginger kids catch so much hell for something that really isn’t any kind of deficiency.
I am fine with the popularity. Without it we would just be like everybody else.
Is this a run-down of a modern teenagers average day ? How pathetic. .. I’m bored , my boyfriend fingers my ipod, ginger bites me , ipod is disabled / in water / broken / turned evil / loves my boyfriend back and they are getting married in the spring.
nobody noticed other option… “when boyfrien fingers” hahahaah
I recommend rubbing garlic on the wound and burn three ginger’s hairs at the next full moon.
…i don’t want to live on this @#$% planet with these @#$% stoopid people anymore….
“What do I do when I’m sad” may be the most pathos-filled autocomplete I’ve ever seen.
Last week, I bit a ginger girl, and she didn’t resist !
Ha !
What do I do when my boyfriend fingers _ _ _ . That leaves a lot to the imagination.
You should strut that ass!
@ last one: Stop being sad and be awesome instead!
…People ask retarted question, and to add to the portion it’s an serch engine…only lead me to believe that fail blog is trying a bit to hard…
Because the Dead Milkmen totally rule… if they had seen the future, this would have included Ginger too – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB9DSWxtsgU
They ahve an app for that.
You’re pretty much screwed at that point. The Ginger virus kills off all white blood cells in 15 seconds and devours the soul in 72 seconds. I know. I am one. HAHAHAHAAAAA
You get Gingervitus, obviously. It’s fatal, as everyone who’s ever been bitten eventually dies.
There is no cure.
the only mis-communication i know of is you all arent subscribed to me!!!
As a ginger I can say you,
1-Aposgize to the kid for whatever YOU did that angered them to the point he or she bite you. *grrrrr*
2-Go the hospitable because any bite from a human that brakes the skin can lead to harmful illnesses. (No joke)
3-Leave gingers aloooone or we may turn you into one!!!*
*Redheads are not really angry-vampire-like mythical cheaters that have the power to turn non-redheads into redheads (unless they are a hair stylist). And yes we do have souls