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I feel like this is how deers derp their way in front of your car.
LOL! That is a great analogy…thingy…
No. “deers” is a fail. “Deer” don’t run in front of cars and get hit. Instead, they typically freeze “Deer in the headlights” and get turned into road pizza.
Not completely true. Twice now a deer has ran into the side of my mom’s car.
more likely a moose than a deer
They were deer, I don’t think we have wild moose here
I don’t know, I have seen my fair share of seemingly suicidal deer in my day.
Nearly hit at least one while I’ve been driving.
My folks initiated a really morbid game when I was a kid and we took long road trips. We counted road kill. While we never hit any ourselves, I saw plenty GET hit.
This might explain a few things.
*eye twitches*
He… he….
*Turns to run*
Oh, it’s not that bad. It was something to keep me quiet while they drove. It kept me glued to the windows, and less likely to whine and complain.
At least you had diverse roadkill.
Here in the Garden State, it’s rare if I see a raccoon.
But there are a LOT of crows.
Deer, dogs, cats, armadillo, skunks, antelope, snakes, various birds, coyote, raccoons, opossums, foxes, rabbits, etc.
Aww… cats??
*Hugs kitten*
Hey, I think all cats should be indoor animals. When allowed to wander outdoors, they get hurt.
And even then, they’re a fuzzy handfull.
Woke up this morning, and Lovell was atop a large stack of boxes.
Aldrin was in one.
All of our cats are outside cats.
Cats love boxes. My moms cats notwithstanding. But they are weird and should probably be studied.
My cats probably have secret plans.
Probably? Definitely.
Like Aldrin loooves to sleep on my keyboard. And in my chair, and everywhere.
And Lovell is the mastermind. No two ways about it.
He likes the keyboard because it is made of warm.
And moms cats favorite place to be is wherever I’m about to place my feet.
Lovell likes to trip me. And Aldrin speaks a lot.
I wake him up? ‘Mrowrp.’
He wants something? ‘Mrowr, mrowr….’
Both of moms cats are talkers. Only they don’t have sweet voices. They yowl at us. One because she’s too fat to get up to her favorite perch, and the other just to let us know about whatever displeasure she is currently experiencing.
One loves me, the other tolerates me, barely.
Aaand Aldrin just fell asleep in my lap.
You know, cat, I have to pee.
He knows that. That’s why he chose there to sleep.
Heard anything on Ryan?
Nope. Not a word since his “Slanderous lies” comment.
Hmm. Well, here’s what I think:
-He lives in a different time zone, thus Silver would have to be awake really early/really late to communicate to him.
-He’s probably in his thirties.
I’m guessing that last part is most likely!
So, he’s probably sitting in his chair going, ‘OSH*TTHECOPS’LLBEONMYA**’ or busy being asleep.
Why should he worry about the cops? HE’S the one who might have a stalker!!!
Well… that would be interesting.
My 1996 Monte Carlo Z-34 had a deer run directly into the door and smash it from the door through the wheel well into the rear quarter panel all while his antlers went through the passenger window. Was an 8 point buck, if I had a passenger they probably would have died from multiple stab wounds….
I mounted that deer needless to say, he’s in my garage. XD
The second time a deer ran into her car it totaled it. It has a giant dent down the side. Some of its hair go stuck in the handle.
*Got
Yes, that is great too.
FORE!(head)
Don’t let this go to your head, but there’s some win there.
That was an impressive squawk of fear/pain.
Is that a giant dandelion?
I found him!! And left a message for him. Let’s see what happens. I just told him to check out two certain fails.
Where was he?
Demotivatioinal.
And now we wait…
I went back to see if he got it and he claimed to have never heard of ‘em. I had to clarify that I meant here at failblog. I had named two fails thinking that the site would have been obvious.
It should have been obvious considering who wrote it.
That’s kind of what I figured. Although I have been known to comment on the other sites from time to time.
On rare occasions I comment on the other sites.
Save for the occasional cross-over.
(In my case, sometimes I wander over to Memebase)
I just re-read the thread on Ranch Name fail and now I’m giggling again.
BORDERS!
They must be opened!
I got it! I got it!
GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!!!!!
Or… you could simply attract attention somehow…
Still working on that plan.
TAX THE RICH MORE!!! TAX CUTS FOR THE POOR ONLY!!!
Still thinking… but I think I may be on to something.
Ever since I clarified what site, he hasn’t commented over at the other site. Perhaps he’s slogging through the comments over at H replacement now.
And then… hell will probably break loose.
Are you still there?
I’m not sure about her, but I am.
It appears that Ryan is not here, either.
I had to run a quick errand.
Okay. I’ve been filling out paperwork.
And getting the cats sorted.
How are they dealing with the mayhem?
See above.
But no she should go ahead and have like 12 kids tho. World needs more dummies who never learned to look before the leap.
ac, she so power
Ryan thinks it’s all slanderous lies!!
And…. I’m done for the night. I’ll be back tomorrow!
I’ll be busy… finishing up little bits of the move.
Just for the sake of info: That’s at UCLA. And the guys in the golf cart are from the Real Madrid soccer team. They practice there during their stay in LA for their summer exhibition matches. Cristiano Ronaldo plays for them. Now let’s connect the dots: That’s probably a Cristiano Ronaldo fan overly excited with the chance of getting close to him. OR she saw his man purse and was trying to steal it.
The commercial ads are getting pretty annoying…
Darwinism in action.
I’m sorry, but the cart driver had full line of sight of that walkway where the person was approaching, and didn’t slow down or stop to yield to the pedestrian. Golf cart driver fail.