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Well, not all have a smokin hot wife.
So, give thanks.
Right you are, victo! Would they rather he gave thanks for his smokin’ hot mistress? Now THAT may have been a fail.
Not for the mistress
Oh my!
How are you, Killmaven?
I’m doing well, you?
Things are good here, thank you! Middle of nowhere Québec. Any coat-less day is a win!
Are you avoiding sleep this AM ?
Only for about 15 more minutes. I’m a bit SW of you, in Wyoming. I think the U.S. is going to burst into flame any time now. I think God is trolling us, holding a magnifying glass and giggling. It’s not bad here, but I watch the news and see a lot of sweaty people and hear a lot of whining.
Ahhhhh…..so the solution to your problem is simple: Stop watching the news!
I guess, though, whatever we’re getting here is nothing compared to the situation in East Africa……(sad)
Glad to bump into you before you hit the hay.
I wonder what they say in East Africa to make people feel better about their situation?
‘Say’, I don’t know…..
But, really, is there some way a vaste land mass can be, irrigated, or something…..???
I can desist from the topic, if you wish…..don’t wish to be a downer.
I…..just feel helpless, really…..curing this is not my area of know how…..
Nor mine. Anyway, I’m content discussing any topic with you. If my time for now were not up, I would go to whatever lengths you wanted on the topic of your choice, but alas, time has fled and so must I.
Well, looking forward to our next encounter!
Sweet dreams.
Aww… you’re great, Victo!
(He was headed to bed)
you too, AllGreat! Sweet dreams, just, maybe wait til after 5
omg its 109 here in S Texas, and the wind helps not a whit-its like standing in front of a hair dryer
Wow! My sympathy!
I’m dealing with……er about 70 if I convert for you.
This is in mid Québec. And considered hot.
Combo breaker?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
He who cries Fail is just
JELLY!!!
The invocation was epic win though
no lie.
I don’t see the fail here
If he really thinks she’s smoking hot, I don’t see the fail. People have different tastes, you know.
This 100%.
I see no fail here carry on good citizens
This. Seriously, Failblog? Her looks, because they don’t match up to some cultural norm, are a fail? You guys kinda suck today.
thirded.
I almost didn’t read the comments because I expected a lot of ignorant @$$ hats to put her down. All husbands and wives should think their spouse is smokin hot. I’m so glad to see the positive comments and not rude put downs.
She’s a bit young Pastor .. Bear.
I’m pretty sure his wife isn’t the one front and center.
I’ve heard there were som liberal thinking religions but……..
yea because everyone knows liberals are all about pedophilia
I’m pedo liberal and I approve of this message!
In Spanish, pedo philia is a love of farts.
I have to agree with Lynn and CellarDoor. To him, she is smokin hot. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Nah, he just stayed up too late the night before watching “Shallow Hal”.
A cigarette on a 100 degree day is smoking hot.
Is that in kelvin or ?
100 degrees kelvin has no meaning. You’d just say 100 kelvin.
Well, the Associated Press reported that a 100 degree Fahrenheit day was “the boiling point”.
oh how fail, someone who loves their wife no matter what other idiots may think of her.
He was just spoofing Talladega Nights anyways. “Smokin’ hot wife” was part of the script. Either way though, if he loves her and she’s hot to him, that’s all that matters. I’m sure that made her smile and feel good and that’s a sweet thing. I don’t think this belongs on fail blog.
I think the fail falls on anyone who ‘looked around’ to locate the wife.
He’s a sweet guy who loves his wife, what’s the fail in that?
I call bulls**t, he didn’t say he loved her, he said she was smoking hot. I guarantee if he never met this woman before and saw her on the street he’d be screaming “Kill it with fire!!!”
^This
I wonder if she does an4l. you know, like in the bum. now thats hot.
Dude who loves his wife WIN.
*Dave hugs his wife tighter*
And, yes!
I love your wife Dave .. everyday twice a day , no wait that’s asia carrera I forgot.
Yeah, I wish I could love Asia twice a day. WITH my wife. I’m not greedy or selfish.
I would also like to love your wife and Asia twice a day.
Shouldn’t this be in WIN? I mean…it just “feels” win. I’m not getting any fail vibes from it. Then again I use my gaydar to detect WIN and FAIL, so there might be some gay radio source nearby causing interference.
booo failblog.
Not everyone shares your views of hotness.
She is one ugly women,but he’s not much of a looker either.
How mean spirited do you have to be to call this a fail?? He obviously loves his wife and isn’t ashamed to say it, even if she might not fall into the cultural stick-thin ideal of “hot.” She’s lovely, and if more men loved their wives for who they are we’d have a lot fewer cheating men and self-conscious women.
I concur.
^ This. If he loves her and thinks she’s hot, then it’s a win.
You spoke my thoughts, exactly!
Exactly what I wanted to say. There are lots of women out there who would love to hear their husbands call them “smoking hot,” let alone announce it to the world. The only fail I see is calling this a fail.
I agree. If they still find each other hot in middle age, then good for them! They’ve achieved what half the country seems unable to do, which is to love your spouse and see past any minor flaws.
totally agree with you
He should be thanking the FSM!
I can’t tell if she’s “Smokin’ hot”. I would have to cover her with butter and time how long it took to melt.
…and then you would match that data to a result using the Almanac of body butter melting points.
Just a misunderstanding. By “smoking hot” he meant she smokes hot cigarettes.
Well obviously those two are happier than many of commentators here.
Jealous that nobody loves YOU enough not to care how other people view you?
are pastors allowed to watch The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (or any other Will Farrell movie)? I think that might be a mortal sin
Seeing as this was at a NASCAR event, it sounds like a “Talledega Nights” reference where Will Farrell is praying at the dinner table.
If she’s smoking hot to him, that’s all that matters.
Amen.
My Gawd! Haven’t any of you !diots seen the “Talladega Nights”?
good on him! she’s not too bad looking anyway…. honestly, if i loved the woman, she’d be smokin hot in my eyes too.
i usually make fun of women and their insecurities about being fat etc. but this annoys me. the guy loves his wife and she looks hot to him. nothing wrong with that
Failblog fail. The speech was awesome and he finds his wife smokin’ hot. Most of the guys at failblog most likely have girl friends that are…..oh, wait, the failblog guys are virgins.
Dude loves his wife. I say win. Hey, she may not be Raquel Welch to others but she is to him and that’s all that really counts.
Clearly, she must have taken the picture?
Aww, I think it’s sweet.
Everyone who posted an angry comment here has a fat girlfriend.
Y’know what you call a fat woman who’s bad at sex?
No one does. Cuz chubbers will rock your @#$*ing world.
You are right. Noone calls fat women who are bad at sex.
Most don’t live to tell their tale…
No, they **ARE** the fat girlfriend.
The term “hot” refers specifically to being sexually appealing as defined by popular culture. When you are attracted to something outside those norms it is, again by definition, a Fetish.
The problem is you’re confusing actual Love with sexual attraction, the two have absolutely nothing to do with each other.
Hey, man, if a husband doesn’t think his wife is smokin’ hot then there’s something wrong with that marriage.
I guess he never found her.
The real fail here is that people watch NASCAR
And yet, there are more ignorant comments coming from someone who is insecure about themselves so they put down something they don’t know anything about, in this case NASCAR.
Say it with me, kids:
Can’t tell if trolling…
You must be really stupid because that obviously must be trolling.
Are you talking about yourself, or Cellophaneflower?
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY AMEN.
The pastor should pray for some glasses….
Well beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If he is happy with her then who are we to judge?
She might smoke and by the looks of her plus size body, she’s probably very exhausted and hot all the time.
it is 103 here in south eastern Iowa… :\
102 in St. Louis, Missouri.
Thats his wife in the pink shirt up front, ROFL
Boogity boogity boogity, amen
Hm. Makes an effort to dress nicely (as nicely as she can with plus size clothes still being somewhat limited), does her hair, wears makeup, is married and has two children relatively close together in age. I’d say she’s doing rather better than all the bitter skinny guys here who can’t figure out why they wind up with all the psycho skinny chicks.
Psycho? My skinny GF’s in the kitchen making me a pre BJ-sandwich.
Am I the only one who thinks the only thing worse than requiring everyone to listen to a Christian prayer before a public event is requiring them to listen to a self-indulgent Christian prayer before the event? That’s the real fail.
Not nice Failblog. Who approves these?
Twelve year old boys.
*sigh*
At least he didn’t give thanks for young, supple, lean altar boys…
hes subtle about that
Nothing wrong with that. I think it’s sweet.
Just proves there is no god.
…and he gave thanks for his two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger
So, she smokes and it was a hot day?
boogity boogity boogity AMEN
Haha, it’s funny because fat people don’t deserve love…
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
My hotness level is definitely affected by what is done in the bedroom.
His wife may indeed be smokin’ hot.