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Perverts are into Harry?!
Not since “Prisoner of Azkaban”.
Now we’re all just hoping to see new, young arrivals at Hogwarts.
I mean… THEY are just hoping to see new arr… ehhmm… I should go!
Ahhh…. your name is a great disguise.
It is? Because I was about to break the news to Buffy.
Maybe it’d be great news to her!
Oh, people who know the Scoobies!!!
Scooby Doo?
*shrug*
That’s the only great Scooby I know…
But, but, the ”GAng” on Buffy….didn’t they call themselves the scoobies??
Did they? Were they a great gang?
Doubt it…
I think that a big part of the charm that attracted Buffy to Angel in the first place was the fact that he was a man.
I seem to be missing a few parts to be acknowledged as a male.
Okay… so the operation went great…?
Oh yeah!
I’ve been so sick of being referred to as “something-in-between” or worse: Justin Bieber!
I just got a few more surgeries to go. Ya know… to kinda take care of the details and then I can finally call myself female! *wipes tear of my proud face*
I also gotta figure out what to do with the spare parts….
Well good luck to you! I wish for a great outcome for you!
I know!
It took me a while to figure out the perfect name to go with the perfect outfit!
You can’t believe how many kids fall for that whole “No, no. It’s just normal, free candy”-thing nowadays.
LOL! Well, it’s great to meet you, Angel!
Ahh… Made you giggle.. Mission accomplished!
Right back at you, AllGreatAllTheTime!
Thanks! Have a great day!
No, the new movies have characters that are way too old. This was most likely research; you got to have something interesting, on the kids’ level, to talk about during that period where they get to know and trust you.
Er… I mean.. that’s what I… read… somewhere…
Video games are my tool, multiplayer Nintendo DS games are awesome when cuddled up to my little girlfriends on the couch.
And polices are into being fuking idiots
That guy was unarmed, and that one wiggum manages to shoot TWO of his collegues? WTF!
Typical police people: Acting stupidly. We should get rid of the police except maybe a political and news police.
all cops are stupid
All people that think all cops are stupid are stupid. C whut I did thar? Sweeping generalizations are wrong, mmmm’kaaaay?
That’s right, ALL sweeping generalizations are wrong.
Sweeping is wrong!!
House work must be stopped.
Good old failblog.org, Kansas.
This took place in Plainville, Connecticut, not Kansas.
Did anybody notice it says “move” instead of “movie” theather?
Also, did anyone notice my fail?
theater
Also, the main actors are what, 23 now?
I don’t think he ‘came’ to watch the movie.
Point.
It wasn’t me, by the way. In case anybody was wondering. They will never catch me.
Also, this story took place in Plainville, Connecticut, not Kansas.
Actually this was in plainville, CT, not Kansas.
Indeed. I thought this was initially a troll for putting the failblog.org over the Kansas part, since I live in Kansas and hadn’t heard anything about it.
it happen in Plainville, Connecticut not kansas.
They died. They be totally died. Shot to death in the line of duty by a heroic officer trying to protect teh children. The magic “C” word, the magic “P” word, a wave of a wand, and it is guaranteed to be all over our almighty red-blooded American Fox News!
You appear to have a problem. Why don’t you sit over there.
Now, we can discuss your mental problem with Fox News, which is apparently so severe that you bring it into discussions that have nothing to do with it. This is one of the prime signs of obsession.
Tell us why you’re displaying obsessive/compulsive tendencies over a humor site’s forum.
We won’t laugh, I promise.
…Much.
We won’t promise much?
You are fail.
Hehe, epic. Fμck the guy if hes a CP trafficker, but he’s still an American with American rights. Serves the cops right for bringing deadly force against an unarmed citizen.
I’m just waiting for these cops who are hanging out on IRC to start propositioning each other and shooting each other at the “meet”.
They didn’t know if he was unarmed or not instantmusic. But when he made a movement as if to grab a weapon, they assumed he was and took action. This is what a police officer does, he puts himself in danger so you can live safely. If you put yourself in their shoes for just a moment, I’m sure you’d react the same way. You are the embodiment of fail.
You’re right!
Why, he could have brought a bazooka into the movie theater… and they had to stop him before he got to the nuclear device stored in his compact car!
These plainclothes cops, they had no way of knowing weather he was going to just snap and start gunning down random civilians like the ones they were disguised as! It must have been so frightening!
No sir… it is YOU who fails.
Drop the LSD and stop failing.
Whoa? Was that a put-down? Couldn’t tell… it was so light and fluffy and content-free like its writer.
Because it takes on eto know one.
Then you should shut up and listen to the expert, shouldn’t you?
Meaning yourself?
I’m all ears!
No, you’re all mouth.
Take it from someone who knows.
Oh, and use less avatars. Nobody’s fooled into thinking you’re more than one troll.
Hmmmm…..well, i’m not whom ever was using the f word at the beginning, but who is the ”someone who knows”?
Really, I thought we were talking about you.
That’s what the police always say, isn’t it?
There are so many assumptions, and generic commentary in there, I can’t really tell if you’re trolling or not. Plus, the Failblog article says that he was unarmed. Theres no information regarding whether or not they had reason to believe he had a weapon.
I took the story being that the cops shot the undercovers cause they thought they were trying to kill/severely injure the CP peddler. Prove me wrong.
Y’know…you MIGHT have something there.
Is it also possible that a cop shot two CP peddlers who turned out to be undercover cops?
They let just about anyone join the force don’t they?
I’m just glad no one in the lot took out their wallet. The entire mall area would have been a bloodbath.
yeah I recall reading in some newspaper that a guy tried to pull out his wallet and the cops shot him to death. cops killing people happens a lot where I live.
If they burn in hell, free bacon!
I’ll have mind on poutine, please!
Colesterol? Waht dat ?
This has been edited. According to every other source available on the internet, this story actually took place in Plainville, Connecticut, not in Kansas. Double fail.
Thank you for pointing out that this happened in Plainville, Connecticut and not in Kansas…
Because the other 4 comments stating the exact same thing before your comment weren’t doing the job…
Yeah, and plus, this didn’t even happen in Kansas….it happened in Plainville, Connecticut. Just thought everyone should know.
Smartass!
The end-of-the-comment-section repeaters of information gnaw horribly on my otherwise good nature.
OK, so this happened in what area?
Well, it says it happened in Kansas, but I have it on good authority that is actually occurred in Plainville, Connecticut.
Unarmed man on the run..
encounters a bunch of armed police…
two police officers injured…
They never miss when it is a black guy.
Happened down the street from me.
Confirm Connecticut.
I’m glad officers were hit instead of innocent bystanders.
Especially after the recent events in the USA where several officers shot bystanders (and some of their own) while firing at a suspect’s car, and in Canada where two officers shot and killed a bystander while aiming for a homeless man, who suffered from a psychological disorder, was armed with a butter knife, was running away from the officers, and his only crime was knocking over a garbage can. The poor guy was killed too.
And seriously, who the hell thought it was a good idea to arrest someone at gunpoint in a theater packed with kids and teenagers? They couldn’t wait for him a home?? Fascists!
A few years ago, I was attacked by a neighbor. I fought back and managed to call 911. When cops got there, I was held at gunpoint, handcuffed, and my truck was searched. Turns out he was a home based gun dealer and had a personal relationship with the cops. The cops engaged in a couple of illegal activities towards me. They were very concerned about him and treated me like a criminal.
My lawyer advised me to not try to file any charges. He said it would be my word against four cops and their friend. A detective, after listening to the 911 tape persuaded the neighbor not to file charges on me.
Turned out well for me. I had injured his face so severely that he had to go to the ER. He stayed in the hospital for a few days and caught some sort of virus. A few months later the virus killed him.
The definition for “Poetic Justice” now links to this comment.
SUPER COOL STORY BRO
Google this and find the Fox news video and read some of the newspaper articles. One cop was shot, the other was injured with broken glass, or two cops were shot as well as the suspect, or one cop shot, one cop injured as well as the suspect………at least no kids were killed in the making of this Keystone Kops episode.
At that he was only suspected to have CP. But we are safe from him. His bail is $500,000 or $1 million, whichever one of the un-biased news alarmist talking heads or keyboards you want to believe.
This article’s use of shoot can and probably has been misconstrued. People just assume a deadly weapon. Shoot can also refer to the use of less-lethal means.