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The Yogi Fart Position!
The Yoda Fart Position!
Oh my God, you forgot to use the word Great in your post! I think you are banned from this site now! Oh noes!
Look closer Robert.
It’s there, just greatly reduced in size.
Totally!
AllGreat does not neglect his duties !!
DAMMMMAAAATTTTTTT!!!!! Okay, you are still great
We’re all here to boost each other’s morals….to get to Friday at 5pm sane
Yes!
Gettin any holidays soon, Blarney?
Our next holiday is not till September…
>>>>>
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Very sorry to hear
Are you new to this job ?
Like, under a certain number of months, you only get —– holidays.
No… I have been at this company for a great number of years, and we only observe the major US holidays. There are none between Independence Day (7/4) and Labor Day (9/5)
boo hoo
what company do you work for?
Nope, I work for my fathers business, that means no time off, ever, lol.
Did you mean “morale”? I’ve found that a decline in Morals is really the best method for making it to Friday.
From the Worst-case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating & Sex, pg 78
Yes, Chapter 9, Dating on a Budget :
”101 fun things to do in the men’s room”
I have this Book!! right beside my computer!!
Write us something fun from it !
Works bro.
But, but…….are there people who can’t fart without help ?????
Not my uncle.
Someone had to pull his finger.
true story.
Really good pull…
No, it’s if you have any gas in your body. Gas bubbles near your lungs, intestine… Etc. It works, promise.
DAYUUUUM WOMAN, LEARN TA CONTROL YO SELF WHEN YOU ARCH DAT BOOTY!!!!
The San Fransisco and NY latest Tourist guide.
If I walked into the wash room and saw a guy doing this …..
well, nevermind
You’d join the fun !
victo, two a crowd.
You keep holding a lighter behind him?
It is best to do this in public restrooms or other public places.
What the hell is this from ?
The US Army Manual of Farting Postures (FM 21-77)
Although this farting style has since been deprecated in favor of “The McNamara Technique”. But you still do see it in some combat situations.
I already mention it on post number 2. I know where it’s from ‘cos I bought the book years ago, even before Failblog started.
Fart hipster.
I’ll bet he was lighting his before schoolboys found it popular.
He farted a while ago, but you probably never heard it…
They must have stolen it from the Army then, because this was how farting was done in the army pretty much through the Vietnam war up through Grenada, when the more efficient McNamara Technique was discovered by the Army Corps of Engineers.
The technique depicted above was itself discovered by studying North Korean POWs during the Korean war, and replaced the previous farting posture, Die Panzerfaust, which had been in use since the 1800′s.
Well, bully for you!
He’s not kidding !!
10.91$ Amazon.com
Humblebraggin Fart Hipster
Do NOT attempt this in prison.
I dropped my soap, could you lend me a hand?
I don’t think that’s a hand!!
Muhahahaha……
Responds the artist: OK, but could you hop down on the floof to model for me ? I can’t quite get a mental picture………
i have to ask… floof ? is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Floor ! It should have been floor !!
Is he facing Mecca?
Bravo!
I call BS. No man would ever do this maneuver, much less include it in some sort of Manual of Farting Techniques.
As evidence, I submit that they had to go with an artist’s conception of the technique rather than a staged photo.
Just hope it is not a fart with a turd in the middle of it.
LOL. In the office? Srsly? And another dude walks into the can, and there you are with your ass in the air farting. Suuuuure.
Also I don’t think it takes all this effort for anyone… boyfriend is walking around, suddenly BBBRRRAAAPPPPP. I told him to quit eating those G-D Fiber One bars…..
That’d make a great office prank, though
*Employee 1 walks in*
*Employee 2 has ass in air, letting it rip*
Employee 1: GROSS WTF
Employee 2: “That’s how I say ‘hello.’ DON’T MOCK MY CULTURE.”
After a Fiber One bar, a fart could be a bad idea. LFMF.
I like how they make a point to tell you to put towels down to protect your pants from getting dirty while you’re on all fours in a public restroom looking like you’re preparing to be boned by the next gay urinator…the paper towels seem somewhat…oh, I don’t know…superfluous??
No, no, they really make it all OK
Remember, Andrew, sanitary habits are good habits!
MAkes the world a better place…
And prevents you from [INSERT SOMETHING HERE].
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, so they say. Though not sure if that applies here…
It’s not gay if you use paper towels!
Yep.
The Batman, he’d use towels.
Bat Towels.
Oh, I laughed so loud
Soooo glad I’ve been abandoned (alone) in the office.
Hahaha.
My job is done here.
Come back for more ‘work’
Best comment ever
Sometimes, gas pain can be so bad you’ll be willing to try anything to get even slight relief.
But, from what?
I’m not trolling….
Wrong type of diet ?
Medication ?
Usually something you ate. Or drank. It happens.
i have a genetic something problem where i cannot burp. i have a hiatal hernia and so did my dad and grandfather and none of us can/could burp. docs say it isn’t related but yeah right. so i can say that diet affects it but really eating in general causes gas buildup. trust me, when you’re hurting bad enough, you’ll try anything to alleviate it. unfortunately as a chick, the rampant farting was real entertaining when it comes to dating. i’d come home in so much pain from holding it in. my husband used to make fun and say the covers floated a good 3 inches over my butt all night, until he realized i was serious and couldn’t help it. luckily it’s mainly noise, barely ever smell. not sure which is worse.
The worst case scenario books are meant to be comedic as well as informative so how is this a fail? This isn’t even the craziest situation or scenario they’d written about.
I’d say the alien abduction scenario, the thing with the mascots, or anything from the escapes section of “The Complete Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook” takes that title
great advice! the paper towels on the knees are a must when your hands on the filthy floor and your tie is dipped in urine
So…does riding a light cycle from TRON make you fart?
Every damn time.
I knew it. I knew there was a reason.
♪♫♯ I like farts ♫♪
http://failblog.org/2011/07/07/epic-fail-photos-m-thru-f-oh-sweet-release/
At first, I thought it was an instruction for laying tiles, as in “how to feng shui the crap out of your nearest public restroom”. Should have figured it was a hostile gas attack.
Damn you, failblog! My keyboard is ruined from the cider i spit on it…
/shakes tiny fist
It does make me recall years ago..tripping balls at my apartment and having some really painful gas. Just when I couldn’t stand it, it increased and right before I was about to have an intestinal explosion (or implosion) all of a sudden, I was ripping the biggest, longest fart I’ve ever heard….I’m talking like a good, steady 30 sec stream of methane..it was beautiful!….an almost religious experience……course, maybe the acid had something to do with it being beautiful…………and religious..
Thanks for……sharing……
I had a similar experience whilst shrooming…I haven’t laughed that hard since.
Shrooming….fartfully fun ?
It was that time.
Your friday looking good?
You dirty mineded people x]
Yea, because being caught passing gas in public would just be embarrassing.
I always save ‘em up for the old lady. I almost can’t crack one off unless there’s a female around to hear it. Or, unless I’m having a farting contest with the dog…. or in church… or a funeral.
MY BODY IS READY
-So, what position is this again?
-The “American taxpayer”.
oh sweet jesus.jpg
So nobody noticed the nail varnish on the person that is holding the page to photograph it…?
Nail varnish? Now that you’ve mentioned it… because,seriously, I had previously thought it was gangrene.
That is NOT the correct party submission position!
I have some gas pain right now, and this position didn’t work. :’(
This happens every time on VeryDemotivational.com.
This is from a satirical book called The Worst Case Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex. It’s a joke book not a real fail.
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